Cyber Dragon, bieng used by idiots, is so pro

[Toffee.]

[spoiler=How I love telling you guys these things]

So I'm dueling this guy in a 4-way-tard-match

I'm dressed up as a Dark Signer, with the mark of Kirby. Yes, Kirby.

If your interested, I'll show you what my ROBLOXian looks like.

 

First off, I argue with this idiot back and forth, as he thinks he can Summon Cyber Dragon while my field has no monsters and his field has no monsters.

 

I yell at him about reading the card, and he thinks IM the one who cant read. Seriously, it takes a whole 5 seconds to read it.

 

Anyway.... It comes to my turn, as I'm the 4th player in this game.

My opponent just has a lone Cyber Dragon and a face-down Mirror Force.

I decide to start off by making him RAEG and Special Summon my Cyber Dragon, and then using his Cyber Dragon + mine for Fortress Dragon. He thinks that counts as attacking, and uses Mirror Force. So I have to explain for an hour that I never attacked, and Fortress Dragon has an effect like that. So I "top-deck" a heavystorm on its its-obveious-what-it-is face-down. I Summon Dark Grepher, and get this, he thinks I need to remove a DARK from my Graveyard. So hes all like: "OMFG U CHEATED! LRN 2 REED!!!!1111!1".

Seriously, when did Konami issue that you need to Remove a DARK in your Graveyard to Summon a DARK Monster? Is this guy racist twords DARK monsters and/or Dark Signers? Seriously.

So one of the other guy in this "tag-failure" had to go, and we delcare it a draw. As it makes a lot more sence.

Even if we continued, I would then attack the "problem player" with Dark Grepher + Fortress Dragon for a total of 3700. And then his ramining 300(we do 4000 here) would be killed off by a surprise Giant Kozaky. Yes, freakin' giant Kozaky. Because I'm so manly.

 

So anyway, lets discuss today's problem card.

I'm sure were all well aware of what it does, and how it can be abused.

 

So lets discuss it, shal we?

[Headmaster Monokuma]

Best story ever. I love to read about things like that. What was the site?

 

Ontopic: I like this card. I don't really have a reason to, I just do. I am not really good at the game, and I'm not one of the people who will argue that what they say is always right.

[Aximil]

It seems that a lot of Gadget decks are popping up because of the SDMM. So it's nice to run this if you have the room and Extra Deck a Chimeratech Fortress Dragon.

[Great Unclean One: VK]

Noobs liek those make me angry.

 

Anyhow, this card opens up so many doors.

 

Somewhat broken card depending on your deck is still somewhat broken.

[RyanAtlus]

We should do a cover of 'Beat it'...

 

They told him we duel by the book here

Don't wanna see them n00bs, you better disappear

The text is on the card, and the words are really clear

So read it, just read it.

 

But don't run, try to do what you can

Just wanna play a card game, so relax man

You wanna be tough, better do what you can

So read it, but you wanna be a tard

 

Just read it, read it, read it, read it

My Dragon will have you defeated

I'll send upon you, the Apostles of Light

It doesn't matter; you're wrong I'm right

Just read it, read it

Just read it, read it

Just read it, read it

Just read it, read it

[Coffee Black]

We should do a cover of 'Beat it'...

 

They told him we duel by the book here

Don't wanna see them n00bs' date=' you better disappear

The text is on the card, and the words are really clear

So read it, just read it.

 

But don't run, try to do what you can

Just wanna play a card game, so relax man

You wanna be tough, better do what you can

So read it, but you wanna be a tard

 

Just read it, read it, read it, read it

My Dragon will have you defeated

I'll send upon you, the Apostles of Light

It doesn't matter; you're wrong I'm right

Just read it, read it

Just read it, read it

Just read it, read it

Just read it, read it

[/quote']

 

EPIC!

 

It's amazing how stupid people can play this game. The whole "children's card game" thing is really misleading.

[Aximil]

We should do a cover of 'Beat it'...

 

They told him we duel by the book here

Don't wanna see them n00bs' date=' you better disappear

The text is on the card, and the words are really clear

So read it, just read it.

 

But don't run, try to do what you can

Just wanna play a card game, so relax man

You wanna be tough, better do what you can

So read it, but you wanna be a tard

 

Just read it, read it, read it, read it

My Dragon will have you defeated

I'll send upon you, the Apostles of Light

It doesn't matter; you're wrong I'm right

Just read it, read it

Just read it, read it

Just read it, read it

Just read it, read it

[/quote']

 

AWESOME!

Noobs liek those make me angry.

 

If they don't play by the rules, I just pick up my cards, say "I'll play you again if you learn to play properly.", and then walk off. It gets them into a NURD RAEG!!1!one

[White Void]

We should do a cover of 'Beat it'...

 

They told him we duel by the book here

Don't wanna see them n00bs' date=' you better disappear

The text is on the card, and the words are really clear

So read it, just read it.

 

But don't run, try to do what you can

Just wanna play a card game, so relax man

You wanna be tough, better do what you can

So read it, but you wanna be a tard

 

Just read it, read it, read it, read it

My Dragon will have you defeated

I'll send upon you, the Apostles of Light

It doesn't matter; you're wrong I'm right

Just read it, read it

Just read it, read it

Just read it, read it

Just read it, read it

[/quote']

 

....You are my new hero.

 

Anyway, not much to discuss on old CyDra, great card that inspired at tons of imitators who fail to be as epic as it (Vice Dragon may be the one exception).

[Canadian]

lol @ problem player.

 

Don't ninja me anybody...

 

 

^ Always have 1 when running an Anti-Meta Deck. Cyber Dragon is just an all-round kickass card. Lets give a moment of our time to thank God for putting Zane in GX.

[Headmaster Monokuma]

We should do a cover of 'Beat it'...

 

They told him we duel by the book here

Don't wanna see them n00bs' date=' you better disappear

The text is on the card, and the words are really clear

So read it, just read it.

 

But don't run, try to do what you can

Just wanna play a card game, so relax man

You wanna be tough, better do what you can

So read it, but you wanna be a tard

 

Just read it, read it, read it, read it

My Dragon will have you defeated

I'll send upon you, the Apostles of Light

It doesn't matter; you're wrong I'm right

Just read it, read it

Just read it, read it

Just read it, read it

Just read it, read it

[/quote']

This will now be sigged due to awesomeness.

[Fraz]

While smaller scale blunders are fixable, I tend to be more critical of decisions that destroy entire groups of cards. Two examples are Cyber Dragon and Gale. Cyber Dragon, upon release, basically removed every sub-2100 attack non-recruiter or floater to obscurity. Playable cards such as Skilled Dark Magician, Vampire Lord, and Enraged Battle Ox were instantly erased from the game.

 

 

Gale, upon release (before the limit), also removed every sub-2700 attack non-recruiter or floater from competitive play. Having a level 3 tuner instantly erase cards like Spirit Reaper, Stardust Dragon, and Monarchs was clearly terrible by any measure of Yu-Gi-Oh! card design.

 

Seemed fairly relevant.

[Sephiroth_The_Legend]

still one of the great cards going around.

if only it was at 3.

[Aximil]

if only it was at 3.

 

Peoples might start running CED again if this were at 3. And if it were, my friend would jizz in his pants.

[b0b3rt]

This doesn't do anything at 3 it can't do at 2, because first of all CED is worse then CTD, and second of all it's easier to get CED out without using 3 of this anyways.

 

But..yeah.

[-Berserker-]

I waited for the SD to get a couple of these. I even traded my divas for Overload, Cyber Twin, Power Bond and Overdragon. Too bad I don't have any money so I cannot buy the SD for now... (it's 30 US$ each here)

[Chaos Flame]

I waited for the SD to get a couple of these. I even traded my divas for Overload' date=' Cyber Twin, Power Bond and Overdragon. Too bad I don't have any money so I cannot buy the SD for now... (it's 30 US$ each here)

[/quote']

 

Buy them off the internet like I do, they only are 12-15 USD there.

Wait, how much is diva worth?

[DARKPLANT RISING]

It's not a compete staple, but my friend abuses it in a Assault Mode deck guranteed to get out Stardust at the first or second turn.

[RyanAtlus]

It's not a compete staple' date=' but my friend abuses it in a Assault Mode deck guranteed to get out Stardust at the first or second turn.

[/quote']

 

If he just uses it for that purpose, he's better off running Noodles.

However, if he has room to put Fortress in his extra Deck, Cyber is the lulz when dueling against machines.

 

Also, thx for the reps everyone. People usually tend to like my Beat It covers...too bad I'm not old enough to participate in Eurocosplay yet. Pimp Jack Atlus would've utterly destroyed all the competition with his newest song...

 

[spoiler=Screw Them!]

For those who don't know me, shut up, I'm the King

'n I'm a bit pissed off by a little thing.

In the dub by 4Kids, I sound like a f4g

So screw them. Ya, screw them.

 

They'd better hire a new voice actor: Dan

I think he could make me sound like a genuine man

Bu' the King's still epic, no one gives a damn

So screw them. But i' won't stop me from spam!

 

Just screw them, screw them, screw them, screw them.

't confirms that all their dubs are lame!

I'll go and tell them, that I'm not gay

The fan girls are wrong, I'm jus' friend with Yusei

So screw them, screw them

So screw them, screw them

So screw them, screw them

So screw them, screw them

 

 

[Aesirson]

It's not a compete staple' date=' but my friend abuses it in a Assault Mode deck guranteed to get out Stardust at the first or second turn.

[/quote']

 

If he just uses it for that purpose, he's better off running Noodles.

However, if he has room to put Fortress in his extra Deck, Cyber is the lulz when dueling against machines.

 

Also, thx for the reps everyone. People usually tend to like my Beat It covers...too bad I'm not old enough to participate in Eurocosplay yet. Pimp Jack Atlus would've utterly destroyed all the competition with his newest song...

 

[spoiler=Screw Them!]

For those who don't know me, shut up, I'm the King

'n I'm a bit pissed off by a little thing.

In the dub by 4Kids, I sound like a f4g

So screw them. Ya, screw them.

 

They'd better hire a new voice actor: Dan

I think he could make me sound like a genuine man

Bu' the King's still epic, no one gives a damn

So screw them. But i' won't stop me from spam!

 

Just screw them, screw them, screw them, screw them.

't confirms that all their dubs are lame!

I'll go and tell them, that I'm not gay

The fan girls are wrong, I'm jus' friend with Yusei

So screw them, screw them

So screw them, screw them

So screw them, screw them

So screw them, screw them

 

 

You could also go with my cover on The Real Slim Shady inspired by Episode 84.

 

 

(Talking)

May I have your attention please,

may I have your attention please,

will the real Jack Atlas please stand up,

I repeat will the real Jack Atlas please stand up

.....we're gonna have a problem here.........

 

(Verse 1)

Ya'll act like you never seen an australian before

jaws all on the floor

like Crow and Yusei just burst into my door

and started kicking my ass worse than before

they first was divorced

throwing me over furniture

It's the return of the...

"awww..wait, no way, you're kidding,

he didn't just say what I think he did,

did he?"

and Mr. Rex said...

nothing, idiots, Mr Rex's dead

he's locked with the Earthbounds

Carly Nagisa love the king

chicka chicka chicka Jack Atlas,

"I'm sick of him, look at him

drivin around, playin his you know what

beatin' the you know who"

"yeah, but he's so smex though"

yeah, I probably got a couple of cards up in my deck noobs

but no worse than what's goin on in your parents bedroom (eheheheh)

sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose

but can't, but it's cool for Enjo to hump a dead moose

My foot is in your face, My foot is in your face

and if you're lucky, you might just give it a little kiss

and that's the message that we deliver to little kids

and expect them not to know what a fuckin Spell Speed is

of course they're gonna know what Meta Decks is

by the time they hit 4th grade

they go to the lolocals, dont they?

we ain't nothing but Signers

well, some of us D-Signers

who cut other people open like cantelopes

but if we can kick dead characters and directors

then there's no reason that a man and another man can't play cards (eww)

but if you feel like I feel, I got the antedote

newbies wear your fanboyhouse, sing the chorus and it goes........

 

(Chorus)

I'm Jack Atlas, yes, I'm the real Atlas

and the other Jack Atlas are just imitating

so wont the real Jack Atlas please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up

cause I'm Jack Atlas, yes, I'm the real Atlas

and the other Jack Atlas are just imitating

so wont the real Jack Atlas please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up

 

 

Anyway, your songs was epic, and CyDra's epic.

[Manjoume Thunder]

I remember when one idiot synced his CyDra and a PSZ to make a BRD and nuke the field consisting of ... 2 Gadgets.

[Thomas★Zero]

This plus Delta Fly = a lv 9 synchro that doesn't require more than 1 non tuner. :3

[Sander]

This plus Delta Fly = a lv 9 synchro that doesn't require more than 1 non tuner. :3

 

Too bad the only monsters like that are Natural Gadorake, XX-Saber Gattoms and Real Genex Kurokishian. Natural Gadorake, XX-Saber Gattoms non-Tuner monsters must be EARTH, and Real Genex Kurokishian must use a Genex Tuner and a DARK non-Tuner.

[Aximil]

I remember when one idiot synced his CyDra and a PSZ to make a BRD and nuke the field consisting of ... 2 Gadgets.

 

Noobs make this game fun.

[-Griffin]

This plus Delta Fly = a lv 9 synchro that doesn't require more than 1 non tuner. :3

 

Too bad the only monsters like that are Natural Gadorake' date=' XX-Saber Gattoms and Real Genex Kurokishian. Natural Gadorake, XX-Saber Gattoms non-Tuner monsters must be EARTH, and Real Genex Kurokishian must use a Genex Tuner and a DARK non-Tuner.

[/quote']

 

Kingdom Neos runs DNA Transplant and water Earth Energy. Your argument is still entirely valid.

[TheTurtleOnceCalledGod]

This plus Delta Fly = a lv 9 synchro that doesn't require more than 1 non tuner. :3

 

Too bad the only monsters like that are Natural Gadorake' date=' XX-Saber Gattoms and Real Genex Kurokishian. Natural Gadorake, XX-Saber Gattoms non-Tuner monsters must be EARTH, and Real Genex Kurokishian must use a Genex Tuner and a DARK non-Tuner.

[/quote']

 

Kingdom Neos runs DNA Transplant and water Earth Energy. Your argument is still entirely valid.

 

At least it isn't as bad at the Robloxian Yugifailures that cannot read.