Sweetie Belle Posted November 23, 2011 Report Share Posted November 23, 2011 Granted. They're all defective and you get angry and beat them. That voids their warranty and the rules of your wish no longer apply. They rebel and brutally kill you. [size=5][b][font=times new roman,times,serif]The person below me must grant thy wish to giveth to all the pow'r and necessity to speakest in a manner similar to thine own.[/font][/b][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Sage Posted November 23, 2011 Report Share Posted November 23, 2011 Thine wish hath been granted: though thou did nay wish for anything really, so thou kill thyself out of spite (or something) (Can't speak old english for crap) I wish for a better future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metaleaddy Posted November 25, 2011 Report Share Posted November 25, 2011 Granted, but it's a better future only if you have an immunity to plague. You die. I wish for a harmless (in any way, shape, or possibilty ex. I get killed for it) salmon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin7653 Posted November 25, 2011 Report Share Posted November 25, 2011 you insult the salmons mother and she hires pest control to kill you i wish for death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted November 27, 2011 Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 Granted. You die a slow and painful death, come back to life, and repeat the process 2000000 times. I wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin7653 Posted November 27, 2011 Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 your is corupted i weish for horerible gwammarjjj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted November 27, 2011 Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 Gwannteddddd. I wish for the next poster to kiss the poster above/before me. *readies camera* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonk Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 Granted. I transformed you to look like me, you kiss the above user, then I take your camera, record (except instead of showing the transformation on the camera, it shows your true form) and post it on all the social websites/forums/youtube/ect. Everyone laughs and you commit suicide. I wish for a kiwibird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 Granted, but it suddenly catches on a fire and chases you. I wish I could rewind time to any point as many times as I want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astolfo Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 u rewind time so far back once by accident, u get trapped in the ordovician period and u get eaten by orthoceras i wish to have my DN deck be my IRL deck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 Wish granted, but your parents are furious that you spent all that money on a card game. You have to watch them be burned . . . I wish to know who Tobi really is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted February 25, 2012 Report Share Posted February 25, 2012 BUMP I wish I knew who Tobi really was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cherz Posted February 26, 2012 Report Share Posted February 26, 2012 ummmm, necro bump?... wish granted u no tobi is then u get killed by him, so it doesnt matter i wish i was ded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted February 27, 2012 Report Share Posted February 27, 2012 Wish granted, but you become a zombie and are under my control I wish for chocolate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng's Old Account Posted February 27, 2012 Report Share Posted February 27, 2012 Granted... [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QID8450YduM"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QID8450YduM[/url] You're chased by this fish for all eternity, after being turned into a Sponge, or Retarded Star fish, whichever you want. Wish for socks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted February 27, 2012 Report Share Posted February 27, 2012 Granted, but you only have one of each and no pair match each other I wish Spongebob Square Pants NEVER EXISTED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cherz Posted February 27, 2012 Report Share Posted February 27, 2012 granted, now a sponge whos name was bob and who wore square pants never existed, but the cratoon show stiull exists hmmm, i wish i new what it felt like to be brainwashed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted February 27, 2012 Report Share Posted February 27, 2012 Wish granted, you are now my complete and total [s]sex[/s] slave I wish I could teleport at will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cherz Posted February 28, 2012 Report Share Posted February 28, 2012 granted, ur teleport is always set to the middle of a pole. good day i wish i wasnt your [s]sex[/s] slave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 Granted, but now you are someone else's slave I wish I could teleport through dimensions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cherz Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 granted, but the different dimensions are 2 much to handle, and ur mind collapses I wish i was not someone elses slave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 Wish granted, they kill you I wish someone else besides you and I posted here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cherz Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 wish granted, i post, not some 1 (i dont no if that 1 will ever be granted) i wish i knew what 1 plus 1 was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The White Wolf Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 Wish granted, but you think it's eleven. I wish you used proper grammar/spelling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reinforce Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 Granted, his grammar becomes known as proper grammar though so everyone now talks like him and drives you to suicide because it torments you too much. I wish I was immortal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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