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[quote name='~Burning Soul~' timestamp='1310423680' post='5346376']
granted but so does everyone else and gloat at how they are better than you (damn ninja'd)

i wish blazblue didn't exist (you have to grant it or i'll keep wishing it)
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Not granted. Because


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Granted. Now they have extremely small attention spans.

Wishes for:
a boombox
a computer
another computer
a hand full of roses,
a new laptop
a new house
an apartment
a condo
some pancakes
a mug of coffee without the coffee
some soup
Joey Miles
more food
a new bed
a.....
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[quote name='Cody Frost' timestamp='1310427403' post='5346518']
Granted. Now they have extremely small attention spans.

Wishes for:
a boombox
a computer
another computer
a hand full of roses,
a new laptop
a new house
an apartment
a condo
some pancakes
a mug of coffee without the coffee
some soup
Joey Miles
more food
a new bed
a.....
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Oh you said meant:
A bom box? It explodes when you get it
A computer. It has a bomb inside it and it explodes
The other computer has JB in it who tortures you
You your hand to get filled of poison roses? You die of poison
New laptop? Granted. Your laptop has Chuck Norris in it and he kicks your ass
New house? Granted. You get a house that has a puma in it. The puma kills you
An apartment? Granted. You get Ke$ha's apartment where she kills you with her terrible music.
Oh you meant a condom? Granted. You get a used condom in your face.
Pancakes? Granted. You eat the pancakes and die since they have drugs injected on them.
Mug Of Coffee? Granted. You get a monster coffee mug that eats you.
Soup? Granted. Extremely hot soup falls from above and gets you. You get serious burns.
Joey Miles? Granted. You get some random delinquent called Joey Miles that kills you
More food? Granted. A cloud appears above you and lots of really hot food hit you.
A new bed? Granted. You get a new bed where Pedobear sleeps. He molests you.
A.........stupid popstar? Granted. You get Justin Bieber. He sings to you one time and your ears start bleeding to death.


I wish for a normal, non-dangerous, non-killer, non-mutant, friendly, adorable, well-behaving, Beagle Puppy which won't die, disappear, removed from the play or anything that will separate it from me


EDIT: Sorry it took me really long to do this so I got ninja'd lots of times xD
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