~British Soul~ Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 [quote name='Shard of Blazing Milhouse' timestamp='1311532600' post='5383572'] [i]I AGREE, THE JUDGES THERE GOT EVERYTHING RIGHT IT WAS SO AWESOME[/i] [/quote] [i]wow........my sarcasm meter is going off[/i] but in all seriousness, they should've hired at least 1 certified judge or don't hold a tourney, if they're gonna b*tch about fake rulings and say they're genuine then of course people like you are gonna rage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident Fascist Posted July 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 [quote name='Tristan T. Taylor' timestamp='1311532746' post='5383580'] I'm honestly curious as to where this tourney was. I'd honestly like to see if they'd accept me using stuff like 3 Witches, 3 Sangans, and random BW stuff since that's all I have. [/quote] In england Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Account is Unplayable Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 [quote name='Ｔｈｅ ｂｌａｚｉｎｇ ＭＡＲＳ' timestamp='1311532863' post='5383586'] In england [/quote] I know that much, and since I live in England I was curious, since no Toys R' Us is near me, and none in the relatively local area ever have YGO tourneys. Like anyone'd give a damn if you said anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilfusion Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 [quote name='Ｔｈｅ ｂｌａｚｉｎｇ ＭＡＲＳ' timestamp='1311531298' post='5383486'] [list] [*]He summons some random vanilla [*]I summon Kageki, Special Summon Kagemusha [*]Synchro Into shi en [*]Then go to special summon 2 Kizans and get told I can only special summon 1 because I would already have "Legendary Six Samurai - Kizan" on the field. The way it's worded does sort of make it look like you can only have one, though so I let it pass. [*]He activates...Uhh, Ancient Rules? [b][*]Neg it with shi en then get told I can't negate it because a normal spell is spell speed 3(wat)[/b] [b]Clearly, the judge has never read a rulebook and has no right using the words "Spell Speed" while being taken seriously[/b] [*]He special summons Blue eyes, attacks Kizan. [b][*]I lol topdeck Gateway, special summon some stuff, then told that shi en automaticially negates and destroys my gateway when I activate it(wat).[/b] [b]Hm...Shi En says "Opponent", and if a Normal Spell is Spell Speed 3 (somehow), how is a Continuous Spell NOT?[/b] [/list] Round 2: Some Incompetent fool playing Plants, incorrectly. I was actually quite hopeful for a decent game when he played Dandy in face-up attack on the first turn... Once again, I get joked at by fake rulings. [list] [*]I get out 3 Shi ens on my second turn [*]drop 2 Kizans and LOLXYZ into Utopia [*]Judges don't know what an Xyz is, so they resort to google [*]google tells them nothing [*]I still won the round though. [/list] [b]In the judge's defense, Xyz JUST came out.[/b] Round 3: Nordics, again, done wrong. [list] [*]Guy summons Garmr on first turn, I try not to burst out laughing [b]Garmr's not the worst Nordic to exist. It's just not very good.[/b] [*]Again, Spam the field full of Sams, then swing for game [*]He flips Magic Cylinder [b][*]I'm told I can't neg it because Shi en can't negate traps[/b] [b]So it can't negate Spells because Spells are somehow Spell Speed 3, and it can't negate Traps? And yet the Yugioh community knows Shi En is one of the most powerful cards in the game.[/b] [*]I show them the Yugioh wiki ruling and even show them shi en's DARN CARD TEXT [*]they still don't agree and that my 3 Shi ens must be misprints [b]They're morons beyond belief at this point.[/b] [*]I also must have editted the Yugioh wiki for the sake of winning a card game(sarcasm) [*]They look through my extra and don't know what Naturia Beast or Librarian are. [*]They think it's fake [b]My belief has been surpassed again.[/b] [*]I scoop the round. They say I can't use sams and I should change my deck. 30 Minutes later and a frantic run back home I get my Tengu Plants. [/list] 4 Insignificant games later, and much less ruling controversy, except that they said I couldn't summon a tengu if I Overlaid it, which I found quite funny, and I'd accept it, because it really shouldn't work when overlaid. [b]It really shouldn't. But...they dont know what Xyz are![/b] Prepare to have all your Yugioh intelligence ripped from your mind. There where so many dumb fake rulings here, your brain might explode. I warned you. [list] [*]I summon Tengu, guy doesn't know what Tengu is [*]I explain to him [*]He says it sucks [b]Tengu sometimes has to be seen to be believed how good it is.[/b] [*]I say "Sure." [*]He drops Machina Fortress. [*]He destroys tengu, I get another from the deck [*]I normal glow-up(yeah, lol) and synch into 2X Lolbrarian [*]Guy Machine dupes some random Machine tuner and tries to deck me out with Synchros. [*]Hand size limit, I discard everything I wanted to have in grave [*]Judge gives me warning for discarding due to hand size limit [b]The only way this makes sense is if you discarded during the opponent's turn.[/b] [list] [*]I get told I can't take Priority on Lonefire(Prio is still in TCG, iirc) [*]Judge checks my side deck [*]doesn't know what fossil dyna is [b]...what cards DO they know? LODT is a LONG way back from the present. The last GX pack and we're at Zexal now.[/b] [*]I'm like ".....Seriously." [*]so I take out the LODT cards. [*]Continue the game until he drops Cydra and goes into a Fortress Dragon. [*]I get told I can't use solemn warning because a fusion summon isn't a special summon [b]They are no longer permitted to be a judge. We're looking at extremely basic stuff now.[/b] [*](At this point, I felt like ragequitting) [*]So, I drop Debris Dragon and revive dandy to go into BRD. [*]I win game 2 [/list] [/list] [list] [*]Apparently I can't book a Machina Fortress. [b]Lol. Why?[/b] [*]I synchro for Trishula [*]Judges think Trishula is banned [b]It's the exact opposite: Trishula is unlimited in the TCG.[/b] [*]I'm given match win, after explaining all the junk that the other guy misplayed [*]I came 1st overall, even with all the ruling palava [/list] Prizes? I got a mat. You where expecting something cool? Like say, a Utopia Mat? Nah, Just a Gold series 4 mat. And... A Booster box of...Uhh...Starstrike Blast? Hooray, a chance at getting a glow up bulb... Except I got literally nothing except a Ultra SSD in it. [b]...Gimme? I wouldn't object to a SSD.[/b] On a note with all the ruling crap, I was pretty much like the second oldest person there(I'm 14) so I think they just gave the Under 13's a Unfair advantage to not get them mad. But I felt like punching a wall after all the ruling crap. What a hilarious tournement. [/quote] Highlights are bolded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident Fascist Posted July 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 "You can't use Book Of Moon on Machina Fortress because it'd make you discard a card" God help us if I would have been playing Fableds. As for how I even Xyz'd, I just ignored the Judges saying they where fake, I mean come on, they had the starter deck IN THE STORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 Wow. Uhm, this is sad. People, judges. Where did they learn this s***? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmegaWave Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 I'm soooooo glad I live right near an OFFICIALLY SPONSORED local tournament with CERTIFIED NATIONALS JUDGES XD (Yeah, 3 of the players there are judges for Regionals and Nationals in the USA). Thanks for showing me this, I was actually considering going to a Toys R Us tournament one day. I'll just stick with my Wednesdays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident Fascist Posted July 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 [quote name='Daemon' timestamp='1311533314' post='5383607'] Wow. Uhm, this is sad. People, judges. Where did they learn this s***? [/quote] They think all Yugioh players watch the "Cartoon" as they call it(That word sounds like Nails on glass to me) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 imagine if this was one of the rules: - You can't use cards that we have not heard of ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepy Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 [quote name='Ｔｈｅ ｂｌａｚｉｎｇ ＭＡＲＳ' timestamp='1311533222' post='5383603'] "You can't use Book Of Moon on Machina Fortress because it'd make you discard a card" God help us if I would have been playing Fableds. As for how I even Xyz'd, I just ignored the Judges saying they where fake, I mean come on, they had the starter deck IN THE STORE [/quote] Woow, This is rare but I think I'm +REPing this comment lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Rai Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 Mars, you should have played Celri and Dianara for the lols. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilfusion Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 [quote name='Ｔｈｅ ｂｌａｚｉｎｇ ＭＡＲＳ' timestamp='1311533222' post='5383603'] "You can't use Book Of Moon on Machina Fortress because it'd make you discard a card" God help us if I would have been playing Fableds. As for how I even Xyz'd, I just ignored the Judges saying they where fake, I mean come on, they had the starter deck IN THE STORE [/quote] So they're illiterate and dont see it says "Monster Effect"? Oh wait! It's a misprint, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident Fascist Posted July 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 [quote name='Cursed Reaction' timestamp='1311533506' post='5383618'] Mars, you should have played Celri and Dianara for the lols. [/quote] Judges: wut this card maekz no sense. Even though Dianara has idiot text. There's another one next week lol, I should go and run lol.dek to see how much ruling fails I can cause Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident Fascist Posted July 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 My deck will be full of banned stuff and the most strangly worded cards I can find. If someone figures it out, I'll just say I was testing seeing if the judges where competent enough to know a simple banlist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilfusion Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 I think I'd go nuts if I had judges pull that crap on me. I could probably easily become a certified judge myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident Fascist Posted July 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 [quote name='evilfusion' timestamp='1311534145' post='5383657'] I think I'd go nuts if I had judges pull that crap on me. I could probably easily become a certified judge myself. [/quote] Gonna dye my hair green, wear a fedora and look like Hazama while trolling with my banned cards. Too bad no-one there will get the reference. Using 3 Chaos emperor dragons in a deck? SUCCESS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmegaWave Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 [quote name='Ｔｈｅ ｂｌａｚｉｎｇ ＭＡＲＳ' timestamp='1311534133' post='5383656'] My deck will be full of banned stuff and the most strangly worded cards I can find. If someone figures it out, I'll just say I was testing seeing if the judges where competent enough to know a simple banlist. [/quote] Put original copies of Destiny Hero: Dreadmaster in the deck. The original effect wording was so long that bits of the text went OUTSIDE the text box. The judges will go nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident Fascist Posted July 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 [quote name='OmegaWave' timestamp='1311534282' post='5383668'] Put original copies of Destiny Hero: Dreadmaster in the deck. The original effect wording was so long that bits of the text went OUTSIDE the text box. The judges will go nuts. [/quote] you mean, Destiny [b][font="Franklin Gothic Medium"][size="7"]HERO[/size][/font][/b] Dreasmaster? [img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110510202906/yugioh/images/thumb/e/ed/DestinyHero-DreadmasterEOJ-EN-UR.jpg/341px-DestinyHero-DreadmasterEOJ-EN-UR.jpg[/img] Yeah, I'll run that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepy Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 Senet would be pro. (You know, those Zone changing cards from Cyber Dark impact!) I was going to advice not to go too obvious with the banned cards and use some that are not that usual. Then I changed my mind and say, go for it. They might even let you. I'll be laughing a lot a week from now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synchronized Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 I remember when they used to have these at the Toys R' Us near my house. They were always fun but I was like, 12 at the time. I remember some kid I dueled drew a card at the end of each of his turns, and another kid (a girl) had an Exodia Deck, and her dad stood over her shoulder the entire time telling her what plays to make. It was awful. The "judges" have absolutely no idea what they're doing at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilfusion Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 Truthfully, this is one of those stories that would be less funny if you go out of your way to trigger it, or if it happens too often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident Fascist Posted July 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 [quote name='sleepy' timestamp='1311534638' post='5383686'] Senet would be pro. (You know, those Zone changing cards from Cyber Dark impact!) I was going to advice not to go too obvious with the banned cards and use some that are not that usual. Then I changed my mind and say, go for it. They might even let you. I'll be laughing a lot a week from now. [/quote] Senet+Envoys+Time seal = HAZAMAFace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 i just wish the Toys 'R' Us near me have these kind of tourneys i would love to go. i'd laugh if someone uses proxies and the Judges wouldn't care Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident Fascist Posted July 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 [quote name='~Burning Soul~' timestamp='1311534825' post='5383700'] i just wish the Toys 'R' Us near me have these kind of tourneys i would love to go. i'd laugh if someone uses proxies and the Judges wouldn't care [/quote] I should Proxy Seal Of Orichalcos for lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffee. Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 If were going by the logic of that Tournament, my deck is as follows: Jinzo #7 x3 Junk Synchron Penguin Soldier x3 Sangan Battle Fader x3 DAD Breaker x3 Mystic Tomato x3 Pot of Greed x2 Burden of the Mighty Lightning Vortex Axe of Despair Shrink Rush Recklessly Book of Moon Premature Burial Dark Hole Riryoku Field x3 Crush Card Virus Spell Reclamation Seven Tools of the Bandit Magic Jammer x3 Junk Warrior x3 Stardust Dragon x3 Brionac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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