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Guest Fusion X. Denver

Just added a new music one shot...XD

 

Thank you LK for the inspiration LOL

 

Ah sorry, missed this.

That parody was funneh.

Chris being the Celtic Guardian fit SO well.

All 3 of them fit well I think.

Good job there brah.

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Speaking of music...

[spoiler=Club Inactive by Thomas King]

Thomas smiled, nestling himself into the couch with his feet up on the table in front of him. He let his eyes drift shut, peacefully enjoying the moment, ignoring Black glaring beside him. "Thomas, what gives?"

 

"What? You're not happy to see me?"

 

"It's not that, but what are you doing here?"

 

"I'm a member of Powerforce! Why wouldn't I be here?"

 

"But who let you in?"

 

"Cherry."

 

That woman... "Thomas, you can't stay here."

 

"Black, I'm heartbroken! I thought we were friends! Why on earth would you possi-"

 

"Blaaaaack," a voice rang out. Black's face hardened as Thomas glanced over in the other room where the staircase was. "I'm almost reaaaady."

 

The two stood there for a few moments, not saying anything. Finally, Thomas said, "So, you're finally becoming a man, h-"

 

"THAT'S NOT IT," Black objected. "NOT UNTIL WE'RE READY."

 

Thomas grinned, moving his eyebrows up and down. "Black, you sly dog, you. Getting all of Powerforce out for the night to do-"

 

"Look, can you get out of here? We're not doing what you think we are, but-"

 

"Thomas?" Caeda had walked down the stairs, approaching the two boys. "Hey, what are you doing here?"

 

"I wanted to pop in," Thomas answered. "But Black told me to scram."

 

Caeda frowned, turning to her boyfriend. "What's wrong with him staying?"

 

"Do I really need to answer..." Black muttered.

 

"What are you two doing anyway?"

 

"Prom's coming up and Black promised he'd teach me how to dance!"

 

Thomas blinked. He looked to Caeda, then to Black, then back to Caeda, then back to Black before he fell onto the couch laughing hysterically. Black focused on calming his blood pressure as Thomas repeatedly banged the table. When he finally composed himself, he wiped a tear, saying, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't be laughing, but visualizing Black dancing is hysterical to me."

 

"Actually, do you have an iPod we could borrow? Mine's charging upstairs and Cherry borrowed Black's in exchange for leaving for the night, so we have no music to dance to."

 

Thomas shrugged. "Sorry, I don't have one on me. BUT, I can give you a beat to dance to."

 

"You can? How?" Caeda asked.

 

"I'll sing of course!"

 

"Caeda, we can practice tomorrow night..."

 

"Lighten up, Black, we're just dancing. And Thomas won't tell anyone, right?" she asked, glancing at Thomas.

 

"Nahhhh, I've got your backs. Now, assume your positions!" Black sighed as he embraced Caeda, with one hand on her waist with the other clasped around her hand. "This is

I came up with while I was working in the Inactive!"

[spoiler=*whips out guitar from shirt*]

It was a Friday night, and I wanted to go n’ see

a brand new bro I know, an Inactive I'd heard about through,

a friend of mine who told me the guy was a circus act for sure,

and then I rolled up and saw Justin workin' at the door.

 

He waved me in, and I randomly met the

Mr. Odin Shitoge, he was handlin' Hio'

with this crazy sword, asking who was the best and strongest

to make an impression on the Mrs. Blair Shitoge and

the Mod was sittin’ silent with Kari and Kana,

right next to Kotaro being slashed by Hito’s Blonco’.

That's when I knew that tonight I'd be chillin'

up in Inactive partyin' with all these villains.

 

I can't keep partyin' 'round, keep partyin' 'round, keep partyin' partyin' partyin'. I can't keep partying 'round, keep partyin' 'round, keep partyin' with all these villains, all these villains, all these villains, all these villains, all these villains.

 

Placido and that guy Byak, it’s gross I saw those guys’ dicks.

I look at Aa’une Apprenter, he’s rockin' boomsticks.

And that guy Dr. West was also getting physical with this poor kid,

the two were screaming out and making a big fit.

 

And Donovyn greeted Icy with a fist pound,

they were checkin' out Lily's ass next to Chris Denver.

 

Chris Denver? Man I need to get that guy out of here, the idiot!

 

And Browarod, he was gettin' it on.

He was drawing a crowd, and they were callin' out loud like:

Go Browarod! Go Browarod! Go Browarod! Go Browarod!

Go Browarod! Go Browarod! Go! Go! Go! Go!

I looked up and saw Kenta gettin' some blow jobs on the ceiling.

That's when I knew that I'd be partyin' with all these villains.

 

I can't keep partyin' 'round, keep partyin' 'round, keep partyin' partyin' partyin'. I can't keep partying 'round, keep partyin' 'round, keep partyin' with all these villains, all these villains, all these villains, all these villains, all these villains.

 

That's when I saw her there, from across the room,

Lauren Digit doing Jell-o shots with Talos Wind.

Like the Eye of J-Max, I couldn't look away.

She was with some loser, but dude was probably gay.

 

And Bloodstained Kiva passed us shots of vodka,

me and Herman tossed 'em back like "ooga chaca!"

Pushed dumb Bassa out the way, so that I could get closer, and

I don't mean to be a predator, but I gotta get at her.

 

Now Xazeon used his claws to open up Chardonnay,

I grabbed a glass and walked up to her like "Yo, pardon me."

I took her down, and she and I spent the night chillin'

Up in Inactive partyin' with one hot-ass villain.

 

I can't keep partyin' 'round, keep partyin' 'round, keep partyin' partyin' partyin'. I can't keep partying 'round, keep partyin' 'round, keep partyin' with all these villains, all these villains, all these villains, all these villains, all these villains.

 

(all these villains, all these villains, all these villains, all these villains, all these villains)

I can't keep partyin' 'round, keep partyin' 'round, ke-ke keep partyin' partyin' partyin'. I can't keep partying 'round, keep partyin' 'round, keep partyin' with all these villains, all these villains, a-a all these villains, all these villains, a-a all these villains (villains, villains).

 

 

Black and Caeda stared at Thomas blankly as he finished with a pose, his arm pointing up to the ceiling. "Thomas..."

 

"Yeah, how was I?"

 

"How the hell were we supposed to dance to that?"

 

Thomas looked disheartened. "IT'S MY MUSICAL GENIUS."

 

"It's crapy autotuning," Black dismissed. "I heard you cheating with it behind your guitar."

 

"...can I have something to eat?"

 

"Get out."

 

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Guest Fusion X. Denver

Aladdin, nice choice.

You're like a paradox, the genie is both an embodiment, yet the farthest thing from you possible, personality-wise.

But yeah, I liek teh parodeh.

I'll get started on the 2nd part for the Remo story, then I think I'll begin the Wiseman saga.

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Guest Yuzuru Otonashi

Loved it ^^

 

Just wonder when DL is gonna finish the second part to that DEF/Ouran oneshot he had. I WANT SCREEN TIME DX lol

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OT: Loved it, Creator xD

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Hey, Chris and him got major screen time in that oneshot...I got a mention XD

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Guest Yuzuru Otonashi

 

 

Hey, Chris and him got major screen time in that oneshot...I got a mention XD

... I got no screentime in the whole damn fic, and, like, 2 seconds in the one-shot =.=

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Guest Yuzuru Otonashi

You guys will get screentime, like you three specifically. And other people as well.

But gee, that isn't all you care about, is it -_-

Nah, I just chew people out when they complain about screentime =o

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*Ready to hit Black with baseball bat.* No, of course not. I have my own personal project I need to work on so my time is limited. I rather get that out of the way first before I read the other stuff.

 

And like Black I like to "Chew people out" when they complain. <----You couldn't think of any other choice of words?

 

No... :,(

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Guest Remo S. Valentine

You guys will get screentime, like you three specifically. And other people as well.

But gee, that isn't all you care about, is it -_-

With a story as awesome as yours, everyone wants in

 

I sure as hell what to write a one shot on Reginald's history

 

Maybe he was a former Mod who trained Life when life was growing up

 

Kinda like a Quigon Jin...only Regi ain't dead

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Hey wait a minute where are all of MY one-shots?

why have I JUST found this?

And the song parodies . . . man this is lacking <<

They're in the old thread (which I linked to) plus people reserved posts on the front page where they could put stuff of theirs at their leisure :T

Bros Before Remos and Club Inactive are new though. (Anything on the front post is stuff I wrote).

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