YCM Fanfic Shorts

[Jord200]

[spoiler=story 1]
It had been a normal day in the City of YCM. In a meeting hall, various people had gathered. A young man named Jord200 had called them all there for a big announcement.

"Why did you call us all here, Jord?" asked a man named Striker.
"I've invented a machine that lets you comunicate with charecters from any of the four Yugioh series. I used it and was told by Orbital 7 that Kaito is 18, and Gauche and Droite are 19." said Jord200 proudly. The other members looked scecptical. The rest were surprised.

"Gauche and Droite are 19?! Yeah right!" said Striker.

"Actually, its 100% true." said a man named Dark Plant.

"Thats nothing. Yoko from Gurren Lagann is 14 prior to the time skip." said a young man named Yuzuru.

"I want to try this and see how big of a joke this is." said a man named Disposable Hero. Hero walked up to the machine and typed up a name. The next thing he new, he was inside The Kaiba Corporation HQ.

"It....it actually worked...." he said in a stunned voice.

"Who are you and how did you get here?!" came the enraged voice of Seto Kaiba. Hero got a devious grin on his face, then kicked Kaiba bellow the belt, causing him to drop to his knees in pain.

"Thats for stealing from Yugi's Grandpa!" Hero laughed. Before he could do anything else, he was back in the meeting room.

"It really works." said a young girl named Koko.

"Lemme try again!" begged Her as he typed in another name and vanished. Moments later, he returned with a black eye, and bruises all over his face.

"What happened to you?" asked a woman named Opal.

"I got beat up Alexis Rhodes after trying grab her...." Hero said in pain. There was a brief pause.

"Does anyone without any perverted ideas want to try?" asked Jord200, slightly annoyed.

"I wat to see someone!" said Opal as she typed in a name and was transported to a filming studio.

"Where did you come from? asked Fuya who was rather confused. Opal said nothing and gave him a huge hug, causing him to blush slightly. Opal then returned to the meeting room, with a smile on her face.

"Eh, I'll go next." said Brushfire as he typed in a name as was transported to an appartment.

"Who the **** are you?!" came the voice of Bandit Keith.

"Is it true your from America?" asked Brushfire. Keith paused for a moment.

"Yes, yes I am. Now get the **** outa here!" he yelled as Brushfire was transported back.

"Anyone else want to try?" asked Jord200. Before anyone could say anything, the machine fell apart and caught fire.

"My invention....." said Jord200 sadly.

"Oh well, it was fun while it lasted." said Opal.

"Not for all of us it wasn't...." groaned Hero who was still in pain.
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[spoiler=Story 2]

A young man was about to confront several other boys, about an improtant matter.

"All right pinhead, your time is up." said Jord200.

"Who you calling a pinhead?" replyed OmegaWave.

"You." responded Jord200.

"I'm Dirty Dan." Okami-Shiranui stated.

"NO, I'M DIRTY DAN!" roared Mirror B. Okami then hit Mirror over the head with a giant, nailed board.

"No, I'm Dirty Dan!" yelled Okami. Jord then hit both of them with a large, spiked club.

"No, I'm Dirty Dan." he grinned. Mirror then hit Jord and Okami with a hammer made of snow.

"I'm Dirty Dan!" he yelled. Raine, who was standing near the battle simply smiled.

"No, I'm Dirty..... So very very dirty." he laughed.

A giant squirrel then grabbed Okami's head. "Which one of you is THE REAL Dirty Dan? "Giant squirrel?

Oh my....." said Raine, nervously.

"Uh.....he is." gulped Okami as he pointed at Mirror. The squirrel hit Okami with a bat and threw him aside.

"Lier." said the squirrel as Okami got up and ran away.

"Ouch...." muttered Okami, painfully.

"Ok, pinhead, now you get yours!" said the squirrel.

"Oh my...." said Raine as he ran away. Mirror quickly followed.

"What, I was just going to give a cake." said the squirrel.

Alex C. Exodia then walked out from his Cheesecake Factory and fired a rocket launcher.

"Hey, Cowboys can't afford Station Wagons!" he screamed.

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[spoiler=Story 3]

Jord200 walked into his kitchen looking for something to eat and noticed a few people.
"What are you doing in my fridge?" asked Jord200.

"I need a place to stay!" pleaded Smashsquatch.

"Scrounging for leftovers. Duh." pointed out Raine.

"Recase Ri wrant frood." said Shion Kaito as he ate a sandwhich.

Daemon said nothing and hid in the freezer.

"Smash, you can't stay in my fridge. Kaito, your already eating the sandwhich, so keep it. Raine, don't touch my pies." said Jord as he found Daemon in the freezer and found he was completely frozen.

"There's enough room to hide a dead body." muttered Blastoise.

"Does this mean I can't use your oven as a TV?" asked Smashsquatch.

"Rokay." said Kaito and he finished the sandwhich and proceded to eat pie.

"GET THAT THING OUTA HERE! NO! My pies. Mine." Jord said to Blastoise, Smash, and Kaito respectivly as he put Daemon in the oven.
"Haabababababa!" screamed Daemon in pain.

"But this pie is delicous and the cake is a lie." replyed Kaito.
"Can't argue with that." agreed Jord200 as he took Daemon out of the oven. Daemon fell to the floor and muttered something.

"I...ate....tu....hore...." he panted.

"You ate my what?" asked Jord200.

"Git....mi....waita..." Daemon wheezed. Jord200 gave Daemon a glass of water, which he drank quickly.

"I said I hate you, Jord." glared Daemon.

"Um.....sorry....uh...pie?" said Jord200 nervously.

"Nevermind, I forgive you." said Daemon happilly.
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[spoiler=Story 4]

It was a quiet day in YCM City. Or at least until the mail arrived. Two young men named Cifer and Roxas opened up a shipping container that had been delivered.

"This is going to be more fun than the Shark Day Name Change Fiasco." snickered Roxas.

"Agreed." smiled Cifer. Inside the container were two brand new ATVs. Both boys looked at eachother and held up a key. Elsewhere in the city, Koko was relaxing, and reading things on the internet, when she heard the sound of an engine. She curiosly looked up and saw Cifer and Roxas barreling by.

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAW!" yelled the two boys. Koko looked annoyed, and closed her laptop.

"Looks like my relaxation is over." she sighed.

Meanwhile inside Lthe studio of an artist named Issun, Bahamut was sleeping on a couch, Legend Zero was watching his favorite anime, Little Busters, and Issun was just putting the finishing touchs on his latest masterpiece.

"Its perfect." beamed Issun in joy. Then Roxas and Cifer drove right through the wsll of Issun's studio, the TV Legend Zero was watching, and ran over Issun's master piece.

"MY LITTLE BUSTERS!" yelled Zero in rage.

"Shut up! I'm trying to sleep! yelled Bahamut.

"Don't blame me! Blame the idiots who destroyed the TV I was watching Little Busters on!" snarled Zero. Then Issun spoke. His voice was completely calm. It was almost scary.

"Zero. Bahamut." began Issun. Zero and Bahamut nervously looked towards Issun.

"The three of us are going to DESTROY THOSE TWO!" he roared in pure rage.

"You don't have to tell us twice!" Zero and Bahamut said together. The trio then got nto their motorcycles and chased after them. Somewhere else in the city, Desu and Alice were on a date, enjoying lotsa spaghetti.

"Would you two care for more parmesan cheese and breadsticks?" asked Jord200 who was wearing chef hat. Before the couple had time to respond......

"YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME CIFER!" yelled Roxas as he raced by, almost hitting the table.

"Watch where your going, you ba-" before Desu could finish......

"WANNA BET?" yelled Cifer who was right behind him, and also almost hit the table.

"You idiots! Be careful!" hissed Alice.

"Where and when did they get ATVs?" asked Jord200.

"Who knows. Who cares." said the couple as they went back to their meal, trying to forget the interuption. Unfortunately, Issun, Zero and Bahamut appeared and DID hit the table, sending its contents flying, and landing on Jord200, Desu, and Alice. The three where covered in pasta and tomato sauce, and were extremely mad.

"Jord200....." began Alice.

"Yes?" He replyed.

"Do you still have that Tank?" asked Desu.

"I'll go get the keys." said Jord200. Within a minute, the three were driving Jord200's Tank, chasing after Issun and his crew. At the same time, Mirror, Agro, and Striker were painting a building. Mirror and Striker were on ladders with several cans of paint, and Agro was climbing up his latter. He had a can of paint in one of his hands, and had no idea what was heading right for him.

"YOU CAN'T PASS ME! YOU CAN'T PASS ME!" mocked Cifer as he raced by and knocked Agro's ladder down. The can of paint then landed on Agro, covering him with blue paint. Mirror and Striker laughed.

"Dude, you look like a Smurf!" laughed Striker.

"OH, IS THAT SO?" said Roxas as he caught up to Cifer. This resulted in Mirror and Stiker falling off their ladders. They too were then covered in paint. Agro took this moment for revenge.

"Well well well, if it isn't Mario and Luigi!" he mocked. Mirror and Striker were covered in red and green paint.

"Care to go after them?" Mirror said. Striker and Agro nodded and the trio raced off in Mirror's truck. By now, Cifer and Roxas had noticed that Jord200, Alice, Desu, Issun, Zero, Bahamut, Mirror, Stiker, and Agro were all chasing after them. At the sight of this, they were slightly concerned.

"What do we do?" asked Cifer.

"Go faster!" said Roxas. However, a gun shot was then heard. It was followed by sven more. Then Roxas's ATV came to a stop. Someone had shot his tires. Cifer then suffered the same. Someone shot his tires too, causing him to stop as well. The duo looked and saw nine enraged faces staring at them.

"Uhoh." said Cifer and Roxas together. On top of a building, a girl with a empty gun smiled in triumph.

"Thats for disturbing my peace." grinned Koko. Jord200 drew his sword, Desu pulled out a pair of brass knuckles. Alice grabbed a sledgehammer she had found in Jord200's tank. Zero also drew his sword. Mirror cracked his knuckles and they made a sound like gunfire. Striker, Agro, Bahamut, and Issun all made fists.

"For causng so much chaos, I think a good no holds bard 9 against 2 beatdown is a fitting punishment." chuckled Koko as she walked away.
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[spoiler=Story 5 ]

Everyone was enjoying a relaxing day the beach. Jord200 was metal detcting, Kitty and Koko were sunbathing, Desu was flirting with women, Burning Soul, Chris, and Evilfusion were drinking smooties. Then Jord200 got a hit on his metal detecter.

"I found something!" he yelled to the others.

"Its probably a bottle cap." said Koko. Jord200 paused for a moment.

"Kill joy..... Desu! Evilfusion! Chris! Burning Soul! Help me dig this up and we'll split it!" Jord200 offered. It didn't take the four a second thought, and they began digging. After 10 minutes, they dug up a chest.

"Maybe its not a bottle cap....." said Koko who was astonished.

"Well? Open it already!" snapped Chris. Jord200 peered inside and was amazed.

"Its......." began Jord200.

"What? Diamonds?" said Kitty.

"Gold?" suggested Desu.

"Antiques?" wondered Chris.

"Jewels?" thought Evilfusion. Jord200 pulled somethings out of the chest. One was a red wig with a ponytail and flame bikini. Another was a pair of overalls with a red cap that had the letter "M" on it. It also came with a fake mustache. Another was a white lab coat with a toy Pokedex. Everyone looked confused and unimpressed.

"Cosplay outfits......?" said Burning Soul. Everyone was rather disapointed by the treasure.


"Who hides cosplay outfits in a chest?" asked Evilfusion as he sighed.

"I finally find a treasure chest, and it has clothing in it. I'm going to play my DS." said Jord200 sadly as he walked away.

"Eh, I'm going back to sunbathing." said Kitty as she walked away. Desu then saw a women's volleyball game going on.

"Goodbye." he said as he walked away. Koko, Evilfusion, Burning Soul, and Chris continued to look at the cosplay outfits. Burning Soul then found a card in the pocket of one. However.....

"AAHHH!!" Burning Soul screamed in pain as a black aura engulfed him. Evilfusion instantly knew what it was.

"Burning Soul is being possessed by a Number!" he yelled in alarm. Burning Soul looked at Koko, Evilfusion, and Chris with a insane smile, and ran off.

"Well, it looks like we a Number to hunt." grinned Evilfusion. Koko turned to Chris.

"Would you care to help us?" she asked with a smile.

"What?" said Evilfusion and Chris together.

"Why not? Jord200 and the others are doing other things." said Koko with the slightest blush. Elsewhere, Desu was watching women in bikini play volleyball. At least he was until he was hit in the head with a volleyball. Jord200 was playing on his DS.

"Say Kitty, you see where Koko and the others went?" said Jord200 as he looked up from his DS. Kitty took off her sunglasses and looked at Jord200.

"You know Jord200, I really don't care. At least its quiet. By the way, what are you going to do with this chest of constumes?" she asked. Jord200 thought for a moment.

"Some cosplay oufits are worth a lot of money, right?" Jord200 asked.

"Yeah, I think so." replyed Kitty.

"You want to go help sell these?" grinned Jord200.

"Beats sitting around here." said Kitty. They then turned their attention to Desu.

"Desu! Come on, we're leaving." said Kitty. Desu got up on his feet, and rubbed the bruise on his head.

"All right, all right. I'm coming. It looks like its going to storm anyways." he groaned as he looked at the sky. Back to Evilfusion, Chris, and Koko. The trio were looking for Burning Soul. It was begining to rain, and they feared the weather would take a turn for the worse. They then noticed Burning Soul standing on a rock, with the Number card in his hand. He had what could be described as a "slasher smile" on his face. The lightning was growing stronger by the second.

"So you finally came! How do you like the storm I brewed up?" grinned Burning Soul.

"Your causing this? Let me guess. Your Number is responisble, right?" said Chris.

"Correct. However, the Number is now in control!" cackled Buring Soul as he shot a thunderbolt at Chris. Luckily it missed. However, it caused the ground to give way. Chris began to fall into the ocean. Then a hand grabbed his. It was Koko.

"I'm....not going to...let you go." said Koko as she pulled Chris up. Evilfusion prepared for the duel between him and Burning Soul.

"Duel Mode, Photon-" began Evilfusion. Then, a large, wooden chest fell on Burning Soul, knocking him out. Koko, Chris, and Evilfusion looked up and saw Jord200, Kitty, and Desu. Each of them was holding a bag of money.

"This should fix things." said Jord200. Evilfusion the noiced that the Number had fallen out of Burning Soul's hand. He then picked it up and was slightly disapointed.

"Number 91: Thunder Spark Dragon. Eh, I would have rather got Black Corn, Volcasaurus, Giant Killer, Heaven's Strings." he shrugged.

"The three of us made $150 each." grinned Kitty.

"Not a bad haul, eh?" said Desu. Everyone then turned their attention to Chris and Koko. Koko looked down and blushd slightly.

"Chris, you can let go of my hand." said Koko. Chris instantly let go. He desperately tried not to blush. Everyone else laughed.

"Lets head back." said Evilfusion. They then carried Burning Soul back to the city, but when thye got there, they had more questions than ever. Jord200, Koko, Evilfusion, Kitty, Desu, and Chris were speechless at the sight before them. Crab Helmet was on the floor with a lamp shade on his head, YCMaker was stuck in a wall, Flame Dragon was chugging hot sauce, Icy was dancing like a fool, Cifer and Roxas were beating eachother with mackerel, Opal was dressed as the red Angry Bird and was chasing Pika who was dressed as the pig, and Rinne was dressed as Kyubey. Jord200 and the others all had the same reaction, and said it at the exact same time.

"What the happened while we were gone?" they asked.

"The TCG Disctrict has gone to chaos. We don't even know what to do anymore. More importantly, would any of you care to make a contract?" asked Rinne with a creepy, unmoving smile.


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[spoiler=story 6 NEW]

YCMaker had left for a vacation. Work had been slow, and moderators were bored. At least until a crate from YCMaker arrived. Crab Helmet called them all to a meeting.

"Good news everyone, YCMaker sent us a gift." began Crab.

"What is it?" asked Opal.

"Lets find out." said Icy, as he Yuzuru, Yin, and Cifer began to pry the crate open.

"HEY! I don't remember saying you four could open it!" snapped Crab Hemlet. Before Crab could do anything, he along with everyone else in the room noticed the gleam in Yuzuru, Yin, Icy, and Cifer's eyes.

"Paint ball guns." the four said with a devious smile. The box was indeed filled with paint ball guns. There was one for everyone, and two extra guns. It was then that Crab had an idea.

"Everyone, we are going to have a paint ball war." mused Crab as he scratched his chin.

"What are the rules?" asked Yin.

"This is paint ball. There are no rules." replyed Flame Dragon.

"Actually there will be. If you get hit by even one paint ball, you lose. Last one standing wins." said Crab.

"If we don't want to be in this?" frowned Pika as she crossed her arms.

"Winner gets a cash prize." smirked Crab.

"We're in." said everyone at once.

"I'm to give one to Kanade, because I can." said Yuzuru.

"I'll give the other extra to Mirror. He's an former moderator." said Opal.

"What about the non mods? We can't have them walking around during the game. They'll want to join in, and we don't have any extra guns." asked Roxas.

"Leave that to me, Roxas. Leave that to me." grinned Crab. Elsewhere in the city, Jord200, Pacman, Raine, Clair, Darkplant, Hero, and Desu were eating at Kitty and Striker's bakery. Then, they all recieved a message from Crab on their phones and computers. A video message that was sent to everyone who was not a moderator, Kanade, and Mirror.

"Good tidings citizens of YCM City. I'm afraid I must ask you all to return home immediatley. There has been..... There is......" Crab acted like he didn't know what to say for an excuse. He asked someone off camera for help.

"Quick, someone think of an excuse!" whispered Crab.

"Avalanche!" yelled Icy.

"Train full of toxic chemicals derailed!" yelled Koko.

"Rabbid wombats!" yelled Flame Dragon.

"Flash flood!" yelled Cifer.

"Pirates!" yelled Kanade.

"Solar eclipse!" yelled Evilfusion.

"We ask that you all return to your homes until further notice." finished Crab. Everyone looked at eachother, knowing full well the mods were up to something. However, they decided it just might be safer and less stressfull just to go home. An hour after the announcment, the city was quiet. The mods were ready for their game.

"We went over the rules already. Now, we split up, and hunt for eachother." said Crab. Everyone nodded and went their own ways. Yuzuru and Kanade decided to work togther though. As did Cifer and Roxas. As time passed, the game continued.

"Look at her. Just sleeping on a lawn chair." grinned Cifer as he saw Pika had taken a break, and fallen asleep on a lawn chair. He picked up his paint ball gun for an easy victory, then.....

"Guess who?" came a voice. Cifer looked behind him and saw he was staring down the barrel of Roxas's gun.

"Can I just wright my will quick?" said Cifer as a sweated nervously.

"Fine." said Roxas. Cifer wrote several things down on a scrap of paper in his pocket and gave it to Roxas.

"To Jord200, I leave my lava lamp. To Arm, I leave my spoon collection. To Desu I leave my ATV. To Roxas, I leave.... one custard pie?" he said in delight. "Lemme have it!" he beamed. Before he could do anything, he was hit in the face with a custard pie Cifer had gotten from a nearby Pie Cart. Cifer used this chance to runaway. Roxas whiped the pie off his face.

"Oh well. I can still get Pika." he said. However, when he looked, Pika was gone.

"Hey, where did she go?" he said.

"Afternoon, Roxas." came a woman's voice. Roxas slowly turned around and saw Pika looking at him. Roxas ran as fast as he could. Pika simply smirked.

Elswhere in the city, Koko was sneaking up on Icy, who had no idea she was behind him. However someone beat her to the kill. Two paint balls were fired. They hit Icy and Koko dead on.

"Ahh! Crap. I'm out...." groaned Icy.

"Me too." sighed Koko.

"Koko?! What are you doing h- were you sneaking up on me?" accused Icy.

"Maybe." smiled Koko.

"Whatever. Who shot us?" asked Icy.

"That would be your truely." came the voice of Flame Dragon.

"Heh. Should have guessed it was you, old friend." said Icy as Flame Dragon walked away. At the same time, Mirror was watching Yuzuru and Kanade as they hunted together. At least he was until Yuzuru spotted him.

"Its Mirror! Open fire!" yelled Yuzuru as he and Kanade shot paintballs at Mirror. However not even one hit Mirror. A few did end up somewhere else though. Clair was in her home, doing aerobics. She had her window open and was so focused on her aerobics, she didn't know what was going on outside.

"Now stand on one leg and spread your arms out like the wings of a nice, gracefull bird." said the woman on the aerobics video. Clair did as instructed. At this moment, Yuzuru noticed the paint balls were heading right for her open window.

"Clair, duck!" warned Yuzuru. Clair heard the voice and frowned.

"No, not a duck. A nice, gracefull bird." she said.

"NO DUCK!" yelled Yuzuru. This time Clair got the picture and ducked in time to dodge the paint balls, Unfortunetly, they hit her wall. Which had just been repainted. Clair scowled at went to her window to yell at Yuzuru. By the time she got there, Yuzuru, Kanade, and Mirror were running away. She noticed they were dressed in paint ball gear and had paint ball guns.

"So thats why we all had to go home." she said as she picked up her phone and called someone. Moments later, Jord200's phone began to ring.

"Hello? Hey Clair. What? They're playing with paint ball guns? Lets hear it. I like the way you think, Clair. Right. I'll call the others. See you there." said Jord200 as he spoke on the phone with Clair.

"So the mods think they can have their own private paint ball war." grinned Jord200. Back to the war, Legend Zero was walking down Your Deck Avenue. He then heard something and prepared his gun. A paint ball landed next to him. For paint balls were fired at him.

"Dance Zero, dance!" came the voice of Opal. She continued her assault for four minutes before finally hitting Zero.

"So much for me getting the cash prize." he groaned. Opal then hurried away towards The General Square. Cifer and Roxas were in a stand off. Both had their fingers on the triggers. Before either could shoot, two others beat them to it. They looked down and saw they had blue and yellow paint on their armor.

"Ah crap." they said together. The sound of a boy and a girl laughing could be heard.

"Curse you, Yuzuru and Kanade!" screamed Cifer. Mirror was nearby, and heard the scream. Deciding it would be smart to look elsewhere, he began to walk away. Then he saw Evilfusion with his back turned. Mirror grinned and tried to fire a shot at him. Evilfusion then noticed Mirror and reached for his gun, but it was too late. Mirror pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Mirror checked his amunition, and the color left his face. It was empty.

"Uhoh...." said Mirror as a bead sweat fell from his face.

"Nice try, Mirror." said Evilfusion as he shot Mirror with a paint ball.

"No fair." he sighed sadly, as Evilfusion walked away. Opal, Evilfusion, Pika, Yuzuru, Kanade, Flame Dragon, and Crab all continued their hunt. Somehow, they all wound up in the same place, The General Square.

"What the?" said Yuzuru as he and Kanade saw everyone else who was left in the game.

"How did we all get in one place?" question Pika.

"Does it matter now?" asked Flame. As all of them sat there and wondered, a voice broke the silence.

"Well, this worked out perfect." said the voice.

"All the remaining mods in one spot." came another voice.

"Shall we begin?" suggested a third voice.

"Indeed. Lets begin." replied a forth voice. The mods looked up at to who was watching them. Then......

"Prepare for trouble!" yelled Jord200.

"Make it double!" finished Clair.

"To protect to world from devistation." said Pacman.

"To unite all people within our nation." said Darkplant.

"To dennounce the evils of truth and love!" said Raine.

"To extend our reach to the stars above!" said Striker.

"Jord200. Clair. Pacman. Darkplant. Raine. Striker. Desu. Hero." they said.

"Team YCM blast off at the speed of light!" yelled Desu.

"Surrender now or prepare to fight!" yelled Hero.

"Meeoooww, thats right!" finished Kitty. The mods didn't know what to say. Nobody said anything for a moment.

"Uhh..... What are you guys doing?" asked Flame.

"You think you can have a paint ball war without us, eh?" grinned Jord200.

"Well we want to have some fun too." smirked Kitty.

"So we all got together and placed a few "surpises" around the city." smiled Darkplant.

"Just keep your eyes out for any red circles with question marks in them." cackled Hero.

"What happens could be good or bad." laughed Clair. Without saying another word, they all ran off and disapeared.

"Red circles with question marks...." said Opal.

"They're insane." said Crab.

"Lets return to the game." said Flame Dragon, as he walked away. However, he didn't see the circle under his feet.

"Flame, look out!" warned Opal, but it was too late." The circle opening up, and Flame Dragon fell through. There was a splash. Opal, Yuzuru, Kanade, Crab, Pika, and Evilfusion went to help Flame Dragon out. They looked in the hole, and saw Flame Dragon had fallen into a pit filled with soup.


"Its full of soup? Why did they make a pitfall full of soup?" questioned Pika as Evilfusion, Yuzuru, and Crab pulled Flame out.

"That was the big prank? Making pitfalls filled with soup? What a waste." said Crab. He then noticed another red circle nearby. Feeling rather hungry, he decided to step on it. It didn't turn into a trap door. It revealed the image of a Trap Card with missiles. It was Full Salvo. Missiles then shot at the group of mods.

"Run." said Crab nonchalantly. The moderators then scampered away, before the missiles hit them. While running away, Yuzuru and Kanade accedentally activated another circle. Instead of falling into soup or being atatcked with missiles, two shiny, new, high-tech looking paint ball guns arose. Kanade and Yuzuru smiled. Elsehwere, Pika was behind a billboard when she noticed Opal. Taking the opportunity, she fired her paint ball at Opal and hit her. Opal looked at the pink paint on her armor and admitted defeat.

"Oh well. Maybe next time." she said sadly. Evilfusion was chasing after Flame Dragon, who was having problems with his gun.

"Whats wrong? Soup cause your game to get all wet?" taunted Evilfusion.

"Yes!" yelled Flame Dragon. Before either could do anything, Yuzuru and Kanade appeared. Evilfusion and Flame noticed their new guns.

"Where did you guys get those?" they asked nervously. Yuzuru and Kanade said nothing. Then they fired paint balls at rapid rate. After just 12 seconds, Flame and Evilfusion were completely covered in paint.

"Those are awsome." said Flame in awe.

"Where did they get those guns?" wondered Evilfusion. Meanwhile, Crab and Pika were shooting at eachother. Crab finally managed to hit Pika. Crab grinned at his vistory. Pika scowled and noticed a red circle. She decided to take the gamble and step on it. It paid off. A paint ball gun arose from the circle, and fired a single shot at Crab. It was a direct hit. Upon this time Yuzuru and Kanade appeared. They noticed Pika and Crab had paint on them. Crab and Pika remained silent for a moment.

"You two win." they said. Yuzuru and Kanade jumped in joy, and hugged. In their celebrating, they accedentially activated a red circle. Kanade, Yuzuru, Pika, and Crab looked at it. It said one word; "Stampede".

"Oh crap.' said Yuzuru as the four heard the thundering of hooves.

"Run for your life!" yelled Kanade. From a distance, Jord200, Clair, Kitty, Striker, Pacman, Hero, Darkplant, Raine, and Desu simply sat back, and laughed.

"Next time, include us in the game." cackled Darkplant.

"Agreed." said the others.


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And here is the YCM fanfic using the info from the questions I sent out. I also included 2 old stories based on things that happened on th Status Bar. Enjoy.


EDIT- Since this is so popular, I'm going to conitnue writing stories.

[Raine]

It's not the same without sexual innuendos... or at least something to ship...

Still, I applaud you for trying but it's just good... not suggestive...

[Durandamon]

It neads moar innuandios. Still...I'm in a fiiic And I'm the first to use the machine too~

[Bahamut - Envoy of the End]

Reading this made me smile. Did what it set out to and did very well. I enjoyed.

[Nathanael D. Striker]

Nothing is better than laughing at myself. Well done indeed. These shorts really do bring some humor to this place.

[Jord200]

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Nothing is better than laughing at myself. Well done indeed. These shorts really do bring some humor to this place.
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Thank you. And thank you to everyone who has commented and read so far.

[Bahamut - Envoy of the End]

[indent=1]Story four was hilarious[/indent]

[indent=1]Not just because I featured (although I enjoyed doing so, though why do I not get a cool weapon?!) but was just generally hilarious. And well written, waiting for Koko to come into it biding her time until she got back at the end.[/indent]

[Phantom Roxas]

Story four was amazing, and kept me smiling all the way through. Thanks for writing that.

[Simping For Hina]

Really? You cook me and give me pie to forgive? That is hilarious. Actually does sound like something I would do too! xD

[CinnamonStar]

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I changed my avi to a Fuya one in honour of this story and will follow it with excitement.

Good job so far, I laughed at chapter 4 (and 3 to a lesser extent).
*salutes*

[Jord200]

Thank you so much everyone. It really means a lot. Thank you. I have half of story 5 up. I would finish it tonight, but I'm falling asleep at my laptop. I need some sleep. I'll finish it tomorrow. Sorry about the inconvinience.

[CinnamonStar]

But sleep is for the wea-

It's alright, take your time.
It's better to write something decent rather than rushing it.

And this site seriously needs more of these things.
It's mostly lols and ego-boosting for the people who are included, but people like them and they're entertaining.=o

I just read your Desu x Alice fanfic and my reaction was mostly

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[Catterjune]

Number 1 is an alright premise. It might have even the promise of turning into a full fledged fic. YCM-ers picking and choosing different anime-verses to go into. It'd be a bit problematic since not everyone knows every anime, or doesn't know it that well so it's appeal might be limited.

Story 2 is, obviously, just pretty much a scene lifted from Spongebob, except for the ending where "Pinhead Larry" gets cake and then... something about a rocket launcher and station wagons.

Story 3 is really, really stupid. It's not as bad as Story 2, which is both stupid AND unoriginal, but it's still pretty... bad. The problem is just it's random for the sake of random. Some random guy is being bothered by some other random guys and then... nothing really happens.

Story 4 is kind of dumb, but not too bad. Two random guys ruin everything for the 9 other people in this story, and then a 10th person ruins their shit. At least it has a clear beginning, middle section, and ending.

Story 5 is kind of... just feels like a waste. Like, Jord's metal-detecting and he finds a box, but nothing ever becomes of it. Likewise, Desu seems some girls playing volleyball, but nothing ever becomes of that either. The girls go tanning, but none of that is important to the plot, and then Burning Soul gets possessed by a number. The end? The whole story is nothing but a series of barely connected events that all lead up to nothing. It's a complete waste of time.

Rankings?

4 > 1 >>> 5 >>>> 3 >>> 2

But that's not saying much.


Biggest problem of these:

There's lots and lots of characters, but no characterization. All the characters are easily interchangeable with any other character in the story.

[Legend Zero]

My Little Busters ='[

Not a critic so I can't really say much, but these stories seem random like Carnival Phantasm. However, that had prior things to base the characters on but for this, some members don't know others, making it difficult.

[~British Soul~]

i can't wait to see the rest of Story 5...to see what Number i got possessed by, it should be interesting

[Jord200]

Story 5 is now done. I will eithe rupdate again tommorrow or sometime this weekend. Again, sorry about the delay on Story 5.

[~British Soul~]

hmm...so it ended up being Number 91, i might've guessed that whilst reading the bit about storm clouds and such. (when reading the first half, i thought i was possessed by Number 96 lol) Although whilst i was reading the story, i could actually relate considering i hide a darker side which loves destroying stuff

[Jord200]

[quote name='~British Soul~' timestamp='1344585541' post='6002840']
hmm...so it ended up being Number 91, i might've guessed that whilst reading the bit about storm clouds and such. (when reading the first half, i thought i was possessed by Number 96 lol) Although whilst i was reading the story, i could actually relate considering i hide a darker side which loves destroying stuff
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Funny thing is, it was supposed to be Number 56: Goldrat, but I decided to change it and just hit randomize the Numbers we have. 91 was the first that came up. Sorry if Story 5 was a bit dry. Story 6 is going to have an interasting surprise.

[This Account is Unplayable]

Why the actual f*** are you trying to ship me and Koko? ._.

[Nathanael D. Striker]

[quote name='Chris' timestamp='1344598207' post='6002871']
Why the actual f*** are you trying to ship me and Koko? ._.
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You wanted face time, no? I wouldn't be complaining.

[~British Soul~]

the 6th installment was exciting imo, this war should be interesting
continuity stuffs: i'm guessing the characters of Chris and Koko are doing "something" together elsewhere, and i bet my character is in hospital? after getting that bump on the head, but that's just my opinion as those 3 weren't present in this installment
[s][size=2]EDIT: *banishes thoughts of Yubel having anything to do with my character from my mind for teh lulz*[/size][/s]

[Nathanael D. Striker]

Obvious StrikerxKitty is obvious. I'd love to crash the mods' fun.

[Jord200]

[quote name='~British Soul~' timestamp='1344720523' post='6004417']
the 6th installment was exciting imo, this war should be interesting
continuity stuffs: i'm guessing the characters of Chris and Koko are doing "something" together elsewhere, and i bet my character is in hospital? after getting that bump on the head, but that's just my opinion as those 3 weren't present in this installment
[s][size=2]EDIT: *banishes thoughts of Yubel having anything to do with my character from my mind for teh lulz*[/size][/s]
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More or less. You will appear in the next one though.

[~British Soul~]

[quote name='Jord200' timestamp='1344721415' post='6004429']
More or less. You will appear in the next one though.
[/quote]
fair enough, i will very much look forward to seeing it once it's up

[Jord200]

Story 6 is FINALLY done. That was a long one.....