Pepsi Man Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 I've been expecting you, Chavez.You finally made a mistake.And now, you've got nowhere to run.First, I'm gonna stick these nine inch bolts in both of your hands.Then, I'm gonna lay this metal collar around your neck.Finally, I'll bolt your feet down to the floor.And after I've cut your tendons, you're gonna run. Run, Chavez. You're my only exception. You've got seven seconds. I used to think you were a hero, Frank. Violent, yes. Angry because the world took something from you. However, unless you can tell me what this man you have killed has done wrong, what crime he committed... You and I will go to war. And you will taste the refreshing taste of Pepsi Justice. ... Right after I manage to get back to our home dimension. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Castle Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 I used to think you were a hero, Frank. Violent, yes. Angry because the world took something from you. However, unless you can tell me what this man you have killed has done wrong, what crime he committed... You and I will go to war. And you will taste the refreshing taste of Pepsi Justice. ... Right after I manage to get back to our home dimension. The man you know as SenorChavez is a persona.He is actually Hugo Chavez.Political Thug of the late Fidel and Rubio Castro.His crimes include drug trafficking, murder, extortion, and many more.But you, Pepsi Man.You're guilty of another crime.Ignorance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsi Man Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 The man you know as SenorChavez is a persona.He is actually Hugo Chavez.Political Thug of the late Fidel and Rubio Castro.His crimes include drug trafficking, murder, extortion, and many more.But you, Pepsi Man.You're guilty of another crime.Ignorance. I will admit I see the world through Pepsi-color glasses. And that I am far more optimistic than you would like. We fight the same fight in different ways. However, it's a thin line you're walking. For your own humanity, please do not cross that line. If you do, I will be the first there to stop you. Also, you are a weird person to wake up next to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Castle Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 Yeah?Well , waking up to the refreshing taste of Pepsi ain't so bad.Keep it coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorchavez Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 Jokes on you, I came up with this username around the year Hugo died. It was the talk of the town back then. Also. https://youtu.be/eed3HcUcz3E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sans the skeleton Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 *heh, well then... [spoiler=*fits the mood] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosix Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 oh hi. you seem cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sans the skeleton Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 *you related to grillby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosix Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 *you related to grillby?hmm...... I believe i know of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsi Man Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 I hold you close in my embrace, our cool bodies touching as I stroke your cheek. I lean over... whispering... "Would you like a Pepsi...?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achmed the Dead Terrorist Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 I kill you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosix Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 i kill you too. and yes, i would like a pepsi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChampionZero Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 Mind handing me that bottle of aloe vera? Whatever we did last night, it's left my nipples pretty raw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vivian Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 ...no thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 What are you even? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vivian Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 What are you even?I'm a Shadow Siren. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosix Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 cool. like fire. and you use fire. cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 Ooh, a fire dance! That looks like fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosix Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vivian Posted October 17, 2016 Report Share Posted October 17, 2016 Ooh. A knight in shining armor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEStroyer of worlds! Posted October 17, 2016 Report Share Posted October 17, 2016 I'm a robot made of shiny materirals wearing a pretty bad Deadpool costume that has a retractable laser sword on my right arm, is that good enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruin Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 What are you? Deadpool from Tron? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEStroyer of worlds! Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 I am a robot that travels between universes avenging my brothers death, that has a transforming weapon that copy's other weapons and that change elemental alignment if i have the right item, I came form a SAO inspired world, and I am dressing up as Deadpool for October. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruin Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 Who is your brother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsi Man Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 I hold you close in my embrace, our cool bodies touching as I stroke your cheek. I lean over... whispering... "Would you like a Pepsi...?" I then open my mouth and spray out Pepsi with a passionate kiss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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