Shradow Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 I like having a penis. They're easy to aim when using the bathroom, and penises are funny while vaginas are less so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihop Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 They're easy to aim when using the bathroom This, and a couple of other smaller things. Sure, male genitalia have downsides but every body part has some sort of downside (feet are super useful, but toenails are disgusting and stubbing your toe isn't much better than a blow to the balls). It also correlates to me being male which I'm pretty happy with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tourmaline Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 I don't even know what having a penis is like! Really, I've never even seen one in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maeriberii Haan Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 Honestly, due to stuffs, I'm neither a fan of being a male or a female, and not a fan of having either genitalia. They're just trouble in the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
- Minimania - Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 I like using it for pleasure. Otherwise, it's a useless bag of s*** underneath my lap that hurts when I sit on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makο Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 S'ok. It's there when I need it, unnoticeable when I don't, and I become uncomfortable aware of its existence when least appropriate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 I don't even know what having a penis is like!Really, I've never even seen one in real life.I'll definitely change that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susie Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 im okay with having something dangle inbetween my legs, its not really that terrible am i the only one who really wouldnt care if i were male or female? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tourmaline Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 I'll definitely change that.Not here, you pervert. These children can't hear such things. And to the fellow who asked, indeed not in a book, either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Crouton Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 It makes using the bathroom faster, therefore the cons don't exist. Except for having to adjust my pants cause a friggin wedgie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 Penises are fun. You can spin them like a helicopter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted July 5, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 Penises are fun. You can spin them like a helicopter. That is true, until you manage to helicopter them onto a countertop, for which ruins the fun completely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tourmaline Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 That is true, until you manage to helicopter them onto a countertop, for which ruins the fun completely.Why would you even do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted July 5, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 Why would you even do that? Either boredom or drunken boredom, usually the latter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tourmaline Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 Either boredom or drunken boredom, usually the latter.It sounds like a waste of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted July 5, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 It sounds like a waste of time.My entire life is a waste of time, tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tourmaline Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 My entire life is a waste of time, tbh.Don't put yourself down. You're nice and understanding and don't deserve the wisdom of self-deprecation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 Don't put yourself down. You're nice and understanding and don't deserve the wisdom of self-deprecation.This is why Alice is the best person around. Plus, she is going to see my male genitalia, too. That's something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 Penises are fun. You can spin them like a helicopter.BRRRUUNNOOOO The only close incident I had with my junk was this one time I put the seat down and moved to sit at the same time, nearly squishing my nuts between the seat and toilet rim.But aside from that, I've been fine with having my junk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 BRRRUUNNOOOO The only close incident I had with my junk was this one time I put the seat down and moved to sit at the same time, nearly squishing my nuts between the seat and toilet rim.But aside from that, I've been fine with having my junk.Did you put some ice after the incident? To prevent swelling that is. :POh wait, nuts are always swelly. Hahahaha..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted July 5, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 BRRRUUNNOOOO The only close incident I had with my junk was this one time I put the seat down and moved to sit at the same time, nearly squishing my nuts between the seat and toilet rim.But aside from that, I've been fine with having my junk. When I was younger, my sisters would occasionally kick me in the balls for no reason just because they knew it hurt like funk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King K. Azo Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 I never sat on my penis before. My sister bit them once though. That was painfully weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 When I was younger, my sisters would occasionally kick me in the balls for no reason just because they knew it hurt like funk.Sounds like a girl I dated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 You ever notice how you always get a boner at the most inopportune times?My sister bit them once though. That was painfully weird.wait what Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 Sounds like a girl I dated.Were you dating Hitler? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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