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Kazooie

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I was only a 9-day old YCMer when it happened

I loved Birdie so much, I Rep'd all Bird's posts and replied to all Bird's topics

Birdie is love, I say. Birdie is life.

The mods hear me and call me a nerd

I knew they were just jelous of my devotion to Birdie

I call them faqs

They ban me for language and I'm forced off YCM

I'm crying now, and unable to log in

I stare at my desktop and it's cold

Suddenly a warmth is moving towards me

It's Birdie

I am so happy

Birdie whispers into my ear, "KACAW!"

Birdie grabs me with his feathery bird wings and puts me on my hands and knees

I'm ready

I apread my ass cheeks for Birdie

Birdie penetrates my butthole

It hurts so much but I do it for Birdie

I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water

I push against Birdie's force

I want to please Birdie

Birdie squaks with a mighty bird call as Birdie fills my butt with bird-love and feathers

The mods burst into my room

Birdie looks at them straight in the eye and says "VALUE INTENSIFIES"

Birdie flies through my window

Birdie is love, Birdie is life.

Fixed*

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i was just gonna let this die, but after what armz did i can't just do that now

 

 

Birdiebutt is known for being a lewd advocate

 

this is true, very true

 

Wat is burd

 

burd is ded

 

You suck

 

yeah, i do

 

berd is the werd

 

go to thar's room

 

bread?

 

dead

 

Birdie is loved. Birdie is life. 

 

birdie is not loved D<

 

bird is cool

 

nope

 

berds gr8 tho

 

nope, nope, nope

 

Fixed*

 

wow

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