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one lone misc poster for hire. will do various services* relating to this childrens card game internet forum for YCM points**, no unreasonable requests ignored

 

*skillsets include: level 4 shitposting in non-post count sections, basic photoshop, advanced ms paint, basic critique-ing, therapy and detective work, shitty jokes, using google

**pay must be good

***donations accepted ;^)

 

yes, this is a thinly veiled points begging thread

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i would like a large chicken sandwich combo with cherry coke as the drink. crispy, not grilled.

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Delivered. Please use the Mitch Anything Agency again for your delivery needs!

 

hello there, nice to mitchu

oh hey, naice to mi-

ftfy

oh...

 

I would like a cup of hot coffee, please. Shaked, not stirred.

 

...I'm going to hell for this.

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I took a pill in Ibiza

To show Avicii I was cool

And when I finally got sober, felt 10 years oldah

But f*** it, it was time to duel

fixed for rhyme

 

Feel free to use the Mitch Anything Agency again for your further rhyming needs!

 

As for payment options, the donate button in my profile is sufficient.

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why am i becoming a restaurant....

Give me some really good pizza and in return, I will give you a shiny new car.

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We are unaware of your exact tastes in pizza, dear customer, but we felt it was best to play it safe and go with the tried-and-true pizza.

 

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Grill me a cheese.

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Luckily this even I could make at home.

 

Please use the Mitch Anything Agency again for your culinary needs!

 

I've the impossible task for you:

 

Fetch me a mate.

Certainly, there aren't any ship mates around here.

 

But I shall be your mate then! Do I get to become the First Mate?

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can you make a [Perfect Boyfriend] for me

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Your perfect man is somewhere in this game. They may be pigeons but a Pigeon Boyfriend sounds quite close to a Perfect Boyfriend!

 

Please use the Mitch Anything Agency again for your dating needs!

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Also: I don't own a ship.

Why, that sounds like another request to the Mitch Anything Agency!

 

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We have secured you a suitable ship for all your shipping needs.

 

Please use the Mitch Anything Agency again for your sailing needs, mate!

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Your perfect man is somewhere in this game. They may be pigeons but a Pigeon Boyfriend sounds quite close to a Perfect Boyfriend!

 

Please use the Mitch Anything Agency again for your dating needs!

Why, that sounds like another request to the Mitch Anything Agency!

 

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We have secured you a suitable ship for all your shipping needs.

 

Please use the Mitch Anything Agency again for your sailing needs, mate!

Again you say...

 

Get me a Gundam.

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Why, there are many! But have my favorite of them all.

 

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The Ex-S Gundam, one of the sexiest machines alive. Perhaps second only to the Berkut if I had to pick.

 

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Please use the Mitch Anything Agency again for your mecha needs, mate!

Well, I have no need of a mech anymore, now that you've provided me with one. Might I request a lamia?

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why am i becoming a restaurant....

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We are unaware of your exact tastes in pizza, dear customer, but we felt it was best to play it safe and go with the tried-and-true pizza.

 

Please use the Mitch Anything Agency again for your delivery needs!

SBRWS3L.jpg

Luckily this even I could make at home.

 

Please use the Mitch Anything Agency again for your culinary needs!

 

Certainly, there aren't any ship mates around here.

 

But I shall be your mate then! Do I get to become the First Mate?

It was good pizza. brb finding you car

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