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Tell us the super kinky story Senpai!

Lifts-Her-Tail

Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.  

Crantius Colto

Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?  

Lifts-Her-Tail

I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.  

Crantius Colto

So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.  

Lifts-Her-Tail

You embarrass me, sir!  

Crantius Colto

Fear not. You are safe here with me.  

Lifts-Her-Tail

I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!  

Crantius Colto

Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.  

Lifts-Her-Tail

But it is huge! It could take me all night!  

Crantius Colto

Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.  

END

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Lifts-Her-Tail

Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.  

Crantius Colto

Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?  

Lifts-Her-Tail

I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.  

Crantius Colto

So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.  

Lifts-Her-Tail

You embarrass me, sir!  

Crantius Colto

Fear not. You are safe here with me.  

Lifts-Her-Tail

I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!  

Crantius Colto

Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.  

Lifts-Her-Tail

But it is huge! It could take me all night!  

Crantius Colto

Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.  

END

 

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Lifts-Her-Tail

Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.  

Crantius Colto

Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?  

Lifts-Her-Tail

I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.  

Crantius Colto

So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.  

Lifts-Her-Tail

You embarrass me, sir!  

Crantius Colto

Fear not. You are safe here with me.  

Lifts-Her-Tail

I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!  

Crantius Colto

Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.  

Lifts-Her-Tail

But it is huge! It could take me all night!  

Crantius Colto

Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.  

END

 

Oh God.

 

The innuendos are real.

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