Raine Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 And/or tragic endingĀ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nyx Avatar Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 Tinker tailor soldier sailor, my bullet punishes all without distinction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TF2_The_Scout Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 I have no tragedies, only sins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Raine Posted February 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 Tinker tailor soldier sailor, my bullet punishes all without distinction.Ā In the midst of their zeal, little did the Soviets realize what they turned to in their desperation. For laying beneath endless layers of stone was the sleeping husk so ancient all knowledge of its beginnings from that point were nothing but rumors and wind. Nevertheless, they peel back the rock and attempted to contain Nyx for the purposes of their most insane of Cold War ploys to return the balance of power. Naturally, the avatar didn't take kindly to this and returned their aid with their own steel. Useful machinations. However, he stood intrigued and found the urge to learn and play in the failing industrial playground too tempting and began to plague this new world he was born in. The year was 1990, and the USSR would shatter. Nyx has not found so much as a dedicated interest since then but needless to say, he still wonders the Earth.Ā Ā I have no tragedies, only sins.Ā Ego was never a very eccentric one, the nights of watching a sun fall and rise again from the company of Mr. Sofa and Ms. Bowl of Butter Pecan was only rivaled in frequency by constant days wasted at the dead-end job at the same monochrome office he'd attended for nigh a decade. This reliable constant routine was a comfort for Ego, in fact, he would say it soothed him. That was until the day the Vending Machine ran out of Snicker bars. He didn't know why he wanted one, but moments ago, he really really strongly with a raving insanity rivaling only his vivacious hunger he desired with all his heart and soul a Snicker bar. 'F*** it' he though, "Life isn't worth living anymore." Ego grabbed a pen from his pocket protector, waltz up to Nancy, who didn't say hello to him on the way in this morning, and stabbed her in the eye. He then grabbed a tape holder and beat Liam to death until his grey cubicle was red like this mid-life crisis convertible outside. This went on for a while using (insert stationary here) to (insert mode of death here) until the police came and pinned him. Ego is now serving 8 life sentences back-to-back at a maximum security mental hospital.Lemonade.Ā Legends now tell of Lemonade-Man, Ria, the infamous super villain. His superpowers include increasing the prices of local lemonade stands and attacking police with his lemonade showers, which are just golden showers. Truth be told, this behavior probably comes from the massive amounts of sexual abuse from his childhood inflicted by his step-father but its hard to relate with someone peeing on you. Lemonade-man was eventually caught and served some time in rehab and rehabilitated. Lemonade man is currently running for president with a fake blonde toupee to remind him how far he's come.Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Raine Posted February 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 Ā Ā Enguin is a man of rather obvious history, being the prince of the King of Europe, naturally he inherited boat-tons of money and enough political power and clout to invade nations (which he did frequently). However one day in capital of Imperial Europe, the Reichstag, he thought to himself, "I don't know if I like being a prince". So he went to the streets in disguise and tried to communicate with his people. At a local bakery, a lovely girl was ringing up a VISA card some some pervy British man who was eyeing down her blouse. Enguin punched the man, then punched the girl for not punching the man first. She looked up at him holding her cheek, "I like a man who knows how to give a punch," They fell in love and moved to Cancun until she farted in bed and that was the end of that, and he had her executed before resuming duty as prince.Ā (I'll do more tonight) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGATHODAIMON BANGTAIL COW Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 Where did I come from? Where did I go? What are you doing to my wife, Cotton-Eye Joe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TF2_The_Scout Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 Ego was never a very eccentric one, the nights of watching a sun fall and rise again from the company of Mr. Sofa and Ms. Bowl of Butter Pecan was only rivaled in frequency by constant days wasted at the dead-end job at the same monochrome office he'd attended for nigh a decade. This reliable constant routine was a comfort for Ego, in fact, he would say it soothed him. That was until the day the Vending Machine ran out of Snicker bars. He didn't know why he wanted one, but moments ago, he really really strongly with a raving insanity rivaling only his vivacious hunger he desired with all his heart and soul a Snicker bar. 'F*** it' he though, "Life isn't worth living anymore." Ego grabbed a pen from his pocket protector, waltz up to Nancy, who didn't say hello to him on the way in this morning, and stabbed her in the eye. He then grabbed a tap holder and beat Liam to death until his grey cubicle was red like this mid-life crisis convertible outside. This went on for a while using (insert stationary here) to (insert mode of death here) until the police came and pinned him. Ego is now serving 8 life sentences back-to-back at a maximum security mental hospital.Ā So, the moral of the story is don't run out of Snickers bars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dova Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 sighGuess someone managed to call me back into misc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DoctorMiracle Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 Welp, let's see how this unfolds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nyx Avatar Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 In the midst of their zeal, little did the Soviets realize what they turned to in their desperation. For laying beneath endless layers of stone was the sleeping husk so ancient all knowledge of its beginnings from that point were nothing but rumors and wind. Nevertheless, they peel back the rock and attempted to contain Nyx for the purposes of their most insane of Cold War ploys to return the balance of power. Naturally, the avatar didn't take kindly to this and returned their aid with their own steel. Useful machinations. However, he stood intrigued and found the urge to learn and play in the failing industrial playground too tempting and began to plague this new world he was born in. The year was 1990, and the USSR would shatter. Nyx has not found so much as a dedicated interest since then but needless to say, he still wonders the Earth.Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TF2_The_Scout Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 Not as metal as mine, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Brinolovania Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 This looks like a quality thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raine Posted March 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 My legend begins in the 12th centuryā¦Ā "My legend begins in the 12th century," shouted Sage as he swung around a model sword haphazardly during his interview. "Yeah, you can't be a nun," answered Whoopi Goldburg across the table. Depressed and dragging his sword behind him in the rain of 1980's New York, he found little solace in the fact that his daddy still had that job at the car plant if he ever came home. No! Sage came to New York to be a knight and he damn well will be! That's when it happened, he came across a LARP group in Central Park. Sage took the next few weeks training the sweatiest and least athletic boys in the city into squires. At least, his training was complete and he could launch his attack on his lifelong enemies. The blacks. Fortunately or not, during their first lynching attempt they found out none of them could tie a knot. I mean, who's in the boyscouts anymore anyways? Anyways, that was considered a hate crime but his daddy was still rich so Sage is doomed to pick up liter from the highway for the next 8 weeks.Ā Ā Ā dancing monkey wielding applesĀ Twas in the mountains of Kazakhstan that Spinda came from, the Panda blessed by his people to be the guardian of his race. Armed with only his tuxedo and a Bond girl in each arm, he spent most of his youth with the Hardy Boys solving war crimes in Eastern Europe but that was until their side-band grew popular and they had an artistic falling out. Alone, and at the bottom of his panda luck, he came across a sony walkman on the street and put the headphones. "Senior Senior Shin-pa" (yeah, get my name wrong, those f***s), "Your mission if you choose to accept it, is to infiltrate Bollywood and kill a popular actress trying to poison the world Poison Ivy style." 'Well, that's just stupid,' Spinda thought. He agreed. Needless to say, it went well. In fact, Spinda decided he liked acting and just got nominated for an Oscar as the Danish Girl.Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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