Tinkerer Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 Hello, fine peoples! Tinkerer Bartholomew Melon here to offer his services to anyone and everyone in need! Post a job for me, and I will tell you how I will do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snatch Steal Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 I got a job for these man melons :B ayy lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted April 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 Oh dear! ...(composes self)... What is the job you wish for me to do, fine sir? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 Can you deliver CowCow's new pickup truck? The old one doesn't have enough space in the back to hold CowCow comfortably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted April 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 Dear friend CowCow requires a new pickup? Are you sure the fine sir would not rather have a pick-me-up instead? I whip up a mean Watmel Berry Juice! If you insist on the pickup however... *slowly makes way to the pickup...**slowly opens the pickup door...**slowly realizes I am on the wrong side of the pickup...**slowly closes the pickup door...**slowly makes way to the other side of said pickup...**slowly opens the pickup door...**slowly gets into the pickup...**slowly closes the pickup door...**slowly realizes that I left the keys inside...**slowly opens the pickup door...**slowly gets out of the pickup...**slowly closes the pickup door...**slowly makes way back to house...**slowly opens front door...**slowly enters the house...**slowly closes the front door...**slowly makes way to in-house bar counter...**slowly grabs the pickup keys...**slowly stares at RAEG for putting me up to this...**slowly holds stare...**slowly holds stare...**slowly holds stare...**slowly makes way to front door...**slowly opens front door...**slowly exits the house...**slowly closes the front door...**slowly makes way back to pickup...**slowly tries to open the pickup door...**slowly realizes this is the wrong pickup...**slowly goes to the correct pickup...**slowly opens the pickup door...**slowly realizes I am on the wrong side of the pickup...**slowly closes the pickup door...**slowly makes way to the other side of said pickup...**slowly opens the pickup door...**slowly gets into the pickup...**slowly closes the pickup door...**slowly puts the key into the ignition...**slowly turns the key to start the pickup...*~ENGINE STARTS~*slowly backs out of driveway...*Quickly drives to CowCow's place!*slowly turns the key to stop the pickup...**slowly breathes a sigh of relief...**slowly opens the pickup door...**slowly exits the pickup...**slowly closes the pickup door...**slowly makes way to CowCow's home...**slowly realizes that WWIII happened in the interim of my assignment and that nuclear fallout has decimated the land...**slowly looks for CowCow...**slowly realizes that CowCow is not here...* ...I'm not getting paid for this job, am I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryusei the Morning Star Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 ur a bit toxic aren't you >:3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted April 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 Lucifer sir, whatever could you mean? I am merely a humble Shuckle trying his best to scrape a living! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 Shuckle...Rollout! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted April 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 Yes sir! *rolls* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinny Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodfusion Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 remove the ugly blue shuckle thing and leave the spinda pls. Then could you make me an awesome avi out of it?I dont really know what colours would go, but light colours would be best i think.Text could be "Spinny" or "Spinda" or some crap, i dont really want text though, whatever looks best really. Don't pretend to like them Spinda, I know your true intentions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinny Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 Don't pretend to like them Spinda, I know your true intentions!:xWow i forgot about that, sorry shuckle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epicmemesbro Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 I have a task for you to do, but I need to know how qualified you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted April 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 :xWow i forgot about that, sorry shuckle!*power trick**stone edge* "Don't f**kle with Shuckle" *slowly realizes he missed* "Well... F**k me..." I have a task for you to do, but I need to know how qualified you are.I am always qualified, silly! Why ask when you can receive? Er... I think I butchered that last line... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEStroyer of worlds! Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 I need you to kill YCMaker, frame your best friend, go on a journey to prove it wasn't him, find multiple clues that point to the fact you did it, then find a way to blame it on a newbie to the site and/or a member that came on for one day then left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted April 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 I need you to kill YCMaker, frame your best friend, go on a journey to prove it wasn't him, find multiple clues that point to the fact you did it, then find a way to blame it on a newbie to the site and/or a member that came on for one day then left.I cannot kill YCMaker, good sir! He'd probably die of old age before I get to him! If you happened to bring him to me though, that may be another story... *slowly grins, dribbling blood**...or Cheri berry juice. It's pretty hard to tell* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEStroyer of worlds! Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 Well, should you be able to kill someone else and the rest instead... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epicmemesbro Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 How solid is your "shell" exactly?I'm looking for someone with a tough shell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted April 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 Well, should you be able to kill someone else and the rest instead...I am sorry, sir. I do not quite follow. How solid is your "shell" exactly?I'm looking for someone with a tough shell.What shell are you talking about, good sir? These are my clothes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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