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The Spreading of Laughter


Nathaniel D. Stroker

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Greetings citizens of YCM City, it's The Joker here!


runs into the room Mr. J, everything is all ready to go!


Harley, where are your manners? Introduce yourself to the audience.


Okay Puddin. turns to audience Hello everybody, Harley Quinn has finally arrived! Batbrain tried ruining our fun, but I gave 'em the slip.


For those who are wondering, she couldn't choose a portrayal, so just leave it to your imagination. Anyway, you are all here to play a little game of mine.


Scattered around the city, Harley here placed fifteen canisters filled with a little thing I'd like to call Smilex. And folks, it is simply to die for. Hehehehehe. If dying of laughter isn't your thing, you must find these canisters and disarm them. Fortunately for you, and unfortunately for me, The Mayor forced me to provide a small hint for each canister's location. turns to Harley Did you bring the hints from The Riddler?


They are right here, Mr. J. hands hints to Mr. J


Excellent. turns to audience Below you will find the hints for each canister's location. They may be short and difficult, but at least you have hints for each unlike the game of that Murtaugh fellow. Now go forth an...


Mr. J, aren't you forgetting something?


I am? Oh right, the tickets. turns to audience Each canister has a starting value of 4 tickets; however, their value decreases as time goes on until they unleash laughter upon you. You better be quick as there are no tickets for those who find a canister second. Don't feel too bad as that means you are free to report your findings here. So if you wish to stop me, your clock is ticking.



[spoiler=What The Canisters Look Like]


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[spoiler=Hints]


1. A wise man once said to follow a sage, so I simply locked him in a cage. (Found by Mimikyustick)


2. A peaceful coup, you say? I hope you remember its day. (Detonated)


3. Once I was 37 years old and the second of my kind, but now in exile I am confined. (Found by Broke. N)


4. Members of CC, run for the hills for he's back! Wait, he isn't? Hmph, what a hack. (Detonated)


5. A place where new members on YCM once became oriented, but now its legacy is tormented. (Found by Broke. N)


6. Gone are the days of simple design, things these days must be sublime. (Found by Skaia)


7. A worthless reform for a worthless currency. You must really be in an emergency. (Found by Tesability Black)


8. When absolute power corrupts absolutely, one must become three. Can you find the addressee? (Found by Broke. N)


9. For when this site isn't an escape from reality already, go here when you are ready. (Found by Broke. N)


10. If the main purpose of this place wasn't obvious enough, you must really have it rough. (Found by Skaia)


11. A Pokemon ran a Pokemon club? Next you'll tell me a garden was run by a shrub. (Detonated)


12. Don't mind me, I'm just adding gasoline to an already burning fire with a capital A.


13. Yet another attempt to write history, though most of it is still a mystery. (Found by Broke. N)


14. Air, Earth, Water, and Fire. I'm surprised he hasn't tired. (Found by The Nyx Avatar)


15. Your stupidity surprises me, to be quite frank. Though I must be quite a crank. (Found by Mimikyustick)


 


[spoiler=More information about canisters]


Three of the canisters will release their toxin at 2:59am EDT on October 26th. Four will go off on the 28th, another four on the 30th, and the last four on November 1st. As for their values, the first group loses a ticket every 12 hours, the second group every 24 hours, the third group every 36 hours, and the last group every 48 hours.[/background]



 


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What is this? You simply copied my design for the Event but made it easier by adding clues.

 

Not only that! Your game is worth more tickets than mine, despite being easier. Mayor, I demand to be able to properly reward those that aid me with 10 tickets for each secret found.

 

Mayor, you have 24 hours to change this or I will bring hell to this place.

 

-m

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What is this? You simply copied my design for the Event but made it easier by adding clues.

 

Not only that! Your game is worth more tickets than mine, despite being easier. Mayor, I demand to be able to properly reward those that aid me with 10 tickets for each secret found.

 

Mayor, you have 24 hours to change this or I will bring hell to this place.

 

-m

You will do NO such thing. Try and I will make sure you never see the light of day again. Do NOT threaten your betters, boy.

 

...*ahem* My apologies, I may have gotten heated.

Ten tickets is far too much. I was giving it a lot of thought and your game seems to be...unfortunately designed. It gives people nothing to go off on. If you wish to change your game that is fine but do not threaten and do not make such a decision on your own.

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Tisk, tisk, tisk. Unfortunately for me, Mauvache told me to tell you when the canisters will go off, and I'll also place this in the main post. Three of the canisters will release their toxin at 2:59am EDT on October 26th. Four will go off on the 28th, another four on the 30th, and the last four on November 1st. And no, I won't tell you which canister belongs in which group. Where would the fun be if I told you that? As for their values, the first group loses a ticket every 12 hours, the second group every 24 hours, the third group every 36 hours, and the last group every 48 hours. With all that in mind, have fun kiddies! Hahahahaha!

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You will do NO such thing. Try and I will make sure you never see the light of day again. Do NOT threaten your betters, boy.

 

...*ahem* My apologies, I may have gotten heated.

Ten tickets is far too much. I was giving it a lot of thought and your game seems to be...unfortunately designed. It gives people nothing to go off on. If you wish to change your game that is fine but do not threaten and do not make such a decision on your own.

This is no true daylight in the submachine. I would be all right if I never saw it again. You do not frighten me.

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While you did falsely claim that 15 was 3, you did find it. 7 tickets for you.

 

 

Very well, 7 tickets for you too.

 

Five found already? Well then, I may have to pay our good friend The Riddler a visit when I get back to Gotham if you keep finding my canisters.

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One of them is right dab in my profile About Me.

 

https://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/user/749155-the-nyx-avatar/

 

I was wondering when you'd spot the canister there. Would have been funny if someone else found it, wouldn't it have? Four tickets for you.

 

 

What, you found one that was going to go off soon?! Drat, have a ticket I suppose.

 

At least I have 8 canisters left, so the laughter has not ended yet. Hahahahahaha.

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Hey Mistuh J? Got a present for ya. *Tosses a canister* Took me a while to locate it, since General tends to run deep enough for many topics to get buried deeper than your trouble with the law.

 

But as for this one, that place was my home once, and now... this is personal.

 

And by being personal.... *Throws another canister down* I plan to take down as many canisters as I can. 

 

So hiding them on a Pokemon won't keep them hidden from me.

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Hey Mistuh J? Got a present for ya. *Tosses a canister* Took me a while to locate it, since General tends to run deep enough for many topics to get buried deeper than your trouble with the law.

 

That'll be two tickets for this. And here I thought that one would be the hardest to find. History didn't seem to be this place's strong suit. Tisk, tisk, tisk.

 

But as for this one, that place was my home once, and now... this is personal.

 

I should care because...? Did you forget who I am and what I do? Three tickets.

 

And by being personal.... *Throws another canister down* I plan to take down as many canisters as I can. 

 

Oooh, I'm so scared. Shame you let a couple detonate already. Hahahahahaha. hands over 3 tickets

 

So hiding them on a Pokemon won't keep them hidden from me.

 

Speaking of canisters that have already detonated, I hoped you got a good whiff of Smilex for your troubles. Hahahahahaha.

 

So in total, you get 8 tickets.

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Pretty sure this is #4:

https://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/user/529290-r%C4%81gn%C4%81r%C5%8Dk1945/

 

Also, is your poison related to this beauty by any chance?

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And another victim of my Smilex will soon bite the bullet. Hahahahahahaha! And although you are dying, a magician never tells his secrets. I'm sure you understand.

 

Now two canisters remain, or are there?

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Aw, shucks, a little too late. By the time I looked at the list, #4 wasn't crossed out yet, so I thought the detonated canisters had been crossed out already.

Oh well. Although I find weird that the one I found was among the ones that just so happened to detonate. I would think they go in order, but #2 didn't detonate this round... just a bad roll I guess xD

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Aw, shucks, a little too late. By the time I looked at the list, #4 wasn't crossed out yet, so I thought the detonated canisters had been crossed out already.

Oh well. Although I find weird that the one I found was among the ones that just so happened to detonate. I would think they go in order, but #2 didn't detonate this round... just a bad roll I guess xD

 

Did you honestly expect me to reveal detonated canisters? The purpose is to spread the laughter, and revealing which canisters detonated would defeat that purpose. And you also thought they'd go in order? Really? You must be crazier than I am.

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