Official Religion Thread

[Dark]

Wow' date=' dude, seriously. you are the pit of humanity, and i pity you. :lol: i lol at you :lol:

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HEY WHOA DONT BE A BULLY

 

sorry, but it's like this dude's saying that s/he's giving us respect even though s/he's going onto christian fourms and bashing religion. To me, that's the worst kind of human who preaches but never understands what the words mean.

 

lol, you don't understand trolling.

 

I tried trolling that Christian forum before. I'm a bad troll, and raiding a website doesn't usually work with one person. I'll organize a raid through PM, but I'm probably IP banned as it is.

 

ANYWAYS...

 

Since this topic isn't really headed anywhere, I'll make a new one:

 

Imagine a world with one religion. Which is the best? GOGOGO. (for this certain topic, Atheism and Agnosticism (sp?) don't count as religions)

[OMGAKITTY]

Wow' date=' dude, seriously. you are the pit of humanity, and i pity you. :lol: i lol at you :lol:

[/quote']

 

HEY WHOA DONT BE A BULLY

 

sorry, but it's like this dude's saying that s/he's giving us respect even though s/he's going onto christian fourms and bashing religion. To me, that's the worst kind of human who preaches but never understands what the words mean.

 

lol, you don't understand trolling.

 

I tried trolling that Christian forum before. I'm a bad troll, and raiding a website doesn't usually work with one person. I'll organize a raid through PM, but I'm probably IP banned as it is.

 

ANYWAYS...

 

Since this topic isn't really headed anywhere, I'll make a new one:

 

Imagine a world with one religion. Which is the best? GOGOGO. (for this certain topic, Atheism and Agnosticism (sp?) don't count as religions)

 

As long as everyone believes into that one religion, there really isn't a "best" one.

[~/Coolio Prime\~]

Buddhism.

 

 

 

Or Corporal Atlasism, I guess.

[Dark]

Wow' date=' dude, seriously. you are the pit of humanity, and i pity you. :lol: i lol at you :lol:

[/quote']

 

HEY WHOA DONT BE A BULLY

 

 

sorry, but it's like this dude's saying that s/he's giving us respect even though s/he's going onto christian fourms and bashing religion. To me, that's the worst kind of human who preaches but never understands what the words mean.

 

 

lol, you don't understand trolling.

 

 

I tried trolling that Christian forum before. I'm a bad troll, and raiding a website doesn't usually work with one person. I'll organize a raid through PM, but I'm probably IP banned as it is.

 

ANYWAYS...

 

Since this topic isn't really headed anywhere, I'll make a new one:

 

Imagine a world with one religion. Which is the best? GOGOGO. (for this certain topic, Atheism and Agnosticism (sp?) don't count as religions)

 

 

As long as everyone believes into that one religion, there really isn't a "best" one.

 

 

I mean, if you could choose one religion (from the current list of religions on Earth) to MAKE everyone follow, which is the best? Or which would work the best with the government?

 

Buddhism.

 

 

 

Or Corporal Atlasism' date=' I guess.

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Pics or it didn't happen.

[~/Coolio Prime\~]

My holy book.

[Dark]

My holy book.

 

lolwut?

 

I'll play along.

 

What is the basis of your religion?

[~/Coolio Prime\~]

Arguing about pointless semantics.

 

 

Oh, and I ascended from a swamp during the renaissance to combat my archrival, the Robotic Ninja Pirate Cyborg of Apathy in order to save a sheet load of cynics.

[Dark]

Do you have any God(s)? If so, who?

[~/Coolio Prime\~]

Me, myself and I. The Holy Trinity.

[Dark]

What views do the followers of your religion have about your Gods?

[~/Coolio Prime\~]

We're pricks, but we're to be obeyed lest we spite them.

[HORUS]

Wow' date=' dude, seriously. you are the pit of humanity, and i pity you. :lol: i lol at you :lol:

[/quote']

 

HEY WHOA DONT BE A BULLY

 

sorry, but it's like this dude's saying that s/he's giving us respect even though s/he's going onto christian fourms and bashing religion. To me, that's the worst kind of human who preaches but never understands what the words mean.

 

lol, you don't understand trolling.

 

I tried trolling that Christian forum before. I'm a bad troll, and raiding a website doesn't usually work with one person. I'll organize a raid through PM, but I'm probably IP banned as it is.

 

ANYWAYS...

 

Since this topic isn't really headed anywhere, I'll make a new one:

 

Imagine a world with one religion. Which is the best? GOGOGO. (for this certain topic, Atheism and Agnosticism (sp?) don't count as religions)

 

Buddhism.

 

/thread

[OMGAKITTY]

My holy book.

 

>

[~/Coolio Prime\~]

You are the spawn of the robot ninja pirate cyborg himself.

 

May the power of corporal compel you.

[The Dark One]

Wow' date=' dude, seriously. you are the pit of humanity, and i pity you. :lol: i lol at you :lol:

[/quote']

 

HEY WHOA DONT BE A BULLY

 

sorry, but it's like this dude's saying that s/he's giving us respect even though s/he's going onto christian fourms and bashing religion. To me, that's the worst kind of human who preaches but never understands what the words mean.

 

lol, you don't understand trolling.

 

First of all, you clearly didn't even read my post, or if you did, you most certainly didn't comprehend me. I specifically said that you DO NOT have my respect in regards to your religious beliefs, but also that this circumstance is unavoidable due to the ridiculous nature of religion AS VIEWED FROM THE OUTSIDE. That's it. No harm done. I still respect you as a human being, you may very well be a smart/caring person, we can still be friends, etc. etc.

 

I don't know what that last sentence about preaching but not understanding had to do with anything.

 

Oh, and as OMG said: You don't understand trolling.

 

And @ Corporal Atlas: I SO want in. Any initiation rites? ;)

[T. Sankara]

I can haz religion? No? O cuz u dun sed ish wrong? Maeks me sad faec. I go atheist nao, k? Can I haz dat?

 

What part of religion is a part of scientific study?

[Metal Lord]

Wow' date=' dude, seriously. you are the pit of humanity, and i pity you. :lol: i lol at you :lol:

[/quote']

 

HEY WHOA DONT BE A BULLY

 

sorry, but it's like this dude's saying that s/he's giving us respect even though s/he's going onto christian fourms and bashing religion. To me, that's the worst kind of human who preaches but never understands what the words mean.

 

lol, you don't understand trolling.

 

First of all, you clearly didn't even read my post, or if you did, you most certainly didn't comprehend me. I specifically said that you DO NOT have my respect in regards to your religious beliefs, but also that this circumstance is unavoidable due to the ridiculous nature of religion AS VIEWED FROM THE OUTSIDE. That's it. No harm done. I still respect you as a human being, you may very well be a smart/caring person, we can still be friends, etc. etc.

 

I don't know what that last sentence about preaching but not understanding had to do with anything.

 

Oh, and as OMG said: You don't understand trolling.

 

And @ Corporal Atlas: I SO want in. Any initiation rites? ;)

 

Sure, you're probably a nice person, but i respect your beliefs and yourself as a person. How can you not respect my beliefs and still respect me as a person?

Respect isn't about believing, but accepting that's who I am

[Dark]

The funniest part about trolling a Christian forum is that when they ban you, they tell you that they haven't trolled an atheist forum before. But is anyone stopping them?

 

lollogicfail

 

lolreligion

[~/Coolio Prime\~]

@ Dark One: Bring me the severed head of a majestic Antelope of the North, then we'll talk.

 

@ Metal Lord: Don't talk about respecting people when you've called someone the pit of humanity.

 

@ Dark: Lol, I don't even think Atheists would care enough to make a forum devoted to being atheist. Shows how little that dude knows about life in general.

[OMGAKITTY]

@ Dark One: Bring me the severed head of a majestic Antelope of the North' date=' then we'll talk.

 

@ Metal Lord: Don't talk about respecting people when you've called someone the pit of humanity.

 

@ Dark: Lol, I don't even think Atheists would care enough to make a forum devoted to being atheist. Shows how little that dude knows about life in general.

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http://firstchurchofatheism.com/

 

Nope, you lose.

 

 

So if your holy book is written by Ayn Rand, does that make her your prophet? If so, what does that make that Lenard guy (or whatever) who does all the forwards for her?

[Dark]

@ Dark One: Bring me the severed head of a majestic Antelope of the North' date=' then we'll talk.

 

@ Metal Lord: Don't talk about respecting people when you've called someone the pit of humanity.

 

@ Dark: Lol, I don't even think Atheists would care enough to make a forum devoted to being atheist. Shows how little that dude knows about life in general.

[/quote']

 

http://firstchurchofatheism.com/

 

Nope, you lose.

 

 

So if your holy book is written by Ayn Rand, does that make her your prophet? If so, what does that make that Lenard guy (or whatever) who does all the forwards for her?

 

That wasn't an atheist forum. o_O

 

It was some kind of website to allow atheists to be involved in clergy. Although, I don't see why we would want to.

[OMGAKITTY]

@ Dark One: Bring me the severed head of a majestic Antelope of the North' date=' then we'll talk.

 

@ Metal Lord: Don't talk about respecting people when you've called someone the pit of humanity.

 

@ Dark: Lol, I don't even think Atheists would care enough to make a forum devoted to being atheist. Shows how little that dude knows about life in general.

[/quote']

 

http://firstchurchofatheism.com/

 

Nope, you lose.

 

 

So if your holy book is written by Ayn Rand, does that make her your prophet? If so, what does that make that Lenard guy (or whatever) who does all the forwards for her?

 

That wasn't an atheist forum. o_O

 

It was some kind of website to allow atheists to be involved in clergy. Although, I don't see why we would want to.

 

Except for the forum link in their navigation.

http://forum.firstchurchofatheism.com/index.php

[~/Coolio Prime\~]

So if your holy book is written by Ayn Rand' date=' does that make her your prophet?

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Sadly, yes.

 

 

If so, what does that make that Lenard guy (or whatever) who does all the forwards for her?

 

A man who has tainted the good name of Corporal Atlasism and turned my fantabulous stories into nothing more than hogwash in an attempt to make himself some money.

[The Dark One]

Wow' date=' dude, seriously. you are the pit of humanity, and i pity you. :lol: i lol at you :lol:

[/quote']

 

HEY WHOA DONT BE A BULLY

 

sorry, but it's like this dude's saying that s/he's giving us respect even though s/he's going onto christian fourms and bashing religion. To me, that's the worst kind of human who preaches but never understands what the words mean.

 

lol, you don't understand trolling.

 

First of all, you clearly didn't even read my post, or if you did, you most certainly didn't comprehend me. I specifically said that you DO NOT have my respect in regards to your religious beliefs, but also that this circumstance is unavoidable due to the ridiculous nature of religion AS VIEWED FROM THE OUTSIDE. That's it. No harm done. I still respect you as a human being, you may very well be a smart/caring person, we can still be friends, etc. etc.

 

I don't know what that last sentence about preaching but not understanding had to do with anything.

 

Oh, and as OMG said: You don't understand trolling.

 

And @ Corporal Atlas: I SO want in. Any initiation rites? ;)

 

Sure, you're probably a nice person, but i respect your beliefs and yourself as a person. How can you not respect my beliefs and still respect me as a person?

Respect isn't about believing, but accepting that's who I am

 

Respect: Esteem for or a sense of the worth or excellence of a person, a personal quality or ability, or something considered as a manifestation of a personal quality or ability: eg. " I have great respect for her judgment."

(taken from dictionary.com)

 

I do not hold your religious beliefs in esteem. I find little or no sense of worth or excellence in them. I do not respect your religious beliefs.

 

What you're confusing with respect is another concept: toleration. I fully tolerate and accept your beliefs. Respect comes into this because I respect your right as an individual to not be ridiculed (for ridicule's sake itself, rather than an actual attempt at 'conversion', so to speak) or discriminated against because of your beliefs.

 

How can I respect you as a person without respecting your religious beliefs? Your religious beliefs, though perhaps very formative of many aspects of your life, are in themselves only one aspect of your life. I can appreciate your qualities, some or many of which might even be a result of your religious beliefs (generosity, etc.), without having to appreciate your beliefs in themselves.

 

And of course, your mere status as a human being is a rather big deal. You are an example of the most advanced species nature/God/etc. has managed to produce on this planet. I think that's pretty important.

 

Also, I need to draw the distinction between an athiest communicating with theists and a theist communicating with athiests. Religion is, in and of itself, inherently illogical. You have to make a leap of faith. Athiests are those who do not make this leap. As a theist, you can relate to us through perhaps any sense of uncertainty you have had in the past, etc. You can respect us for our logic, while still believing that you are quite correct and that we should make that leap. I, an athiest, think you're nuts.

 

To put it metaphorically, lack of belief is a cliff. You jump off the cliff. That's religion. From your perspective, you have flown up into the air and now reside on a cloud. You think I should jump off the cliff too. You were where I was. You know where I stand. From my perspective, you just committed suicide.

@ Dark One: Bring me the severed head of a majestic Antelope of the North' date=' then we'll talk.

 

@ Metal Lord: Don't talk about respecting people when you've called someone the pit of humanity.

 

@ Dark: Lol, I don't even think Atheists would care enough to make a forum devoted to being atheist. Shows how little that dude knows about life in general.

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I'll work on the head. ;)

 

And you're completely wrong about athiests not having websites. (Athiestamerica, firstchurchofathiestforums, etc.) Admittedly there are far fewer, and to be honest I don't know what they could possibly have to talk about. ;)

(Average thread=

Bob: Today, somebody told me "Merry Christmas." I can't believe he said that to me! I'm not Christian! I don't believe in Christ! I'm not merry on Christmas!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

 

Fred: TAHT IS SOOOOOOOOO FACKING TERBL DOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!! WE SHUD ALL VOTE TO BAN CIRSTMAS CUS IT BAD!!!

 

Bob: I kno rite! Liek, we shud al go cmpln taht teh peldge of aligience has god init.

)

 

So if your holy book is written by Ayn Rand' date=' does that make her your prophet?

[/quote']

Sadly, yes.

 

 

If so, what does that make that Lenard guy (or whatever) who does all the forwards for her?

 

A man who has tainted the good name of Corporal Atlasism and turned my fantabulous stories into nothing more than hogwash in an attempt to make himself some money.

I am going to murder him.

[Dark]

I am born on Christmas, you don't see me complaining. :/

 

Although people do poke fun.