Bloodrun Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 dude, this thread is oober oldthis is oober spam -.-" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Well, I was just trying to bring back some fun threads. Duelist #1: I summon the all powerful Exodia!Duelist #2: I play my Chuck Norris card! Chuck Norris, roundhouse kick that b*tch.Chuck Norris: *roundhouse kicks Exodia into 50 pieces instead of 5 pieces*Duelist #1: Chuck Norris, I bow before your greatness.Chuck Norris: *roundhouse kicks Duelist #1 in the face* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 This thread is older than you are.... -.- ~Clariex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry OldMaster Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Bringing back old threads isn't by any means worse then make a new one. Seriously.You know the girlfriend/boyfriend/crush/crushed thread? That is like, the 8ths thread about such things on this site :|Bringing back an old joke thread isn't bad. Bringing back a thread which is old news or something there is already a replacement for, now THAT's spam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frlf Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Well, this is old but.. >:] Chuck Norris sleeps with men, not becasue he is gay, but because women ran out. xDD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntar! Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Chuck Norris's tears can cure Cancer, but too bad he never cries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-wan Cannoli Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 There are two types of people in this world. People who love Chuck Norris and people who have been hit with a roundhouse kick. I read this one somewhere Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaitou Kid Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got it. Chuck Norris doednt read he just stares down books until he gets the information he wants. When Chuck Norris Shaves he kicks himself in the face because the only thing that can cut Chuck Norris Is Chuck Norris. Scientist are afraid of human cloning because if Chuck Norris Gets a clone and their roundhouse kicks meet the universe will end. The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris did 8 roundhouse kicks in a row Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atomix Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Chuck Norris doesn't write to his idiols, the idiols write to him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass He waits and dares it to grow ~Clariex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XanderTheGreat Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 ... Here's one. Chuck Norris can destroy Spirit Reaper as a result of battle. ... Lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry OldMaster Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. That one's good XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonisanoob Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 "in high school chuck norris scored with a girl in his car but he accidentally jizzed on the seat, tht car is now called optimus prime" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbamber Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 I got one Chuck Norris could win a game of Connect 4 in 3 turns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 why do people stoop soo low as to make a thread like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Poison Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Fire doesn't burn chuck norris because chuck norris dares it to burn him Stupid I know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry OldMaster Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 why do people stoop soo low as to make a thread like this Because they do not spend their lives telling people how low they are ;) Anyway, time for me to google Chuck Norris >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luxlord Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 this one only makes sense if you remember the old pringles commercial 'once Chuck Norris pops, the fun does (doesn't) stop' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 When Chuck Norris goes into a pool, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised ~Clariex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaitou Kid Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Chuck Norris Won The World Series of Poker with a Joker,Get Out Of Jail Card,Red #3 from Uno,A Thousand Idol Reject,and a Babe Ruth Baseball Card. Chuck Norris will never have a Heart Attack because his heart isnt foolish enough to attack Chuck Norris There is no evolution chain just a list of animals Chuck allows to live. Chuck Norris Can Just Eat One Lays Patato Chip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 See? I knew this would be a good idea to bring back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry OldMaster Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Hey, Aximil, I had 0.0% problems with it ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakura Vessal Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 there is no such thing as evolution.......only a list of creatures chuck norris allowed to live....oh wait some one said that hmmmm chuck norris shot down a german figher in world war two by pointing his hand like a gun and yelling BANG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 This isn't my joke I saw it online somewhere and remembered it when I saw this thread, It's still funny though. XD Chuck Norris puts the laughter into manslaughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakura Vessal Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 chuck norris is the reason michael jacksons noes fell off (i made that up my self) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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