Aximil Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Nope, not even Chuck Norris. He actually likes them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Chuck Norris was reported to be killed by death. Then they found out he killed death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 How many Chuck Norris's does it take to screw in a Light bulb. none. He just glares at it and it lights up out of fear. Wouldn't it require 1 Chuck Norris to stare at the light? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 How many Chuck Norris's does it take to screw in a Light bulb. none. He just glares at it and it lights up out of fear. Wouldn't it require 1 Chuck Norris to stare at the light?that is true..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luxlord Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Chuck Norris makes Hulk Hogan look like grain of sand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Chuck Norris isn't afraid of ghosts. Ghosts are afraid of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Poison Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Chuck Norris is dead for ten years now, only that the Grim Reaper is too affraid to tell him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Awesome. I love the jokes that keep coming in. I'm so glad that I un-dug this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Chuck Norris fears nothing; except failure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakura Vessal Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 you mean doesnt right? and anyway chuck norris caused the hole in the ozone layer by round house kicking a cow into the sky (thats why people say it is caused by green house gasses) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 you mean doesnt right? and anyway chuck norris caused the hole in the ozone layer by round house kicking a cow into the sky (thats why people say it is caused by green house gasses) Lol thnx for the correction; it was a typo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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