Aximil Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Hey' date=' Aximil, I had 0.0% problems with it ;)Though, no mod came along for the time this is revived, lol.. so you may still ahve problems.[/quote'] Well, I doubt they'll have a problem with such a popular thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victory Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Jesus Walks On Water, Chuck Norris Swims On Land.He Doesent Wear Sunscreen, The Sun Wears Chuck Screen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbamber Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 These Chuck Norris jokes don't make sence if you don't know who he is, so people who don't know who he is, please leave More Jokes: If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry OldMaster Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 People who can't stand post a joke which was posted already without reading the rest properly, should leave as well :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luxlord Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Chuck Norris only needs one lick to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop I made it up, yah It's bad, but IDC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry OldMaster Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 99% of those who read the next one, won't understand it. Chuck Norris totally can find all the Star Maps in Knights of the Old Republic 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Did you hear about Chuck Norris brand toilet paper? They had to get rid of it because it didn't take sh*t from anybody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaitou Kid Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Chuck Norris is sueing the creators of Law & Order for using the name of his trademark left leg"Law" and his right leg"Order". Chuck Norris once ate a cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Chuck Norris is so awesome, he ordered a Big Mac and got one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victory Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Chuck Norris only needs one lick to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop I made it up' date=' yah It's bad, but IDC[/quote'] Dude These Jokes Are Great.Chuck Is My Idol!No JokeCHUCK NORRIS RULES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luxlord Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Chuck Norris only needs one lick to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop I made it up' date=' yah It's bad, but IDC[/quote'] Dude These Jokes Are Great.Chuck Is My Idol!No JokeCHUCK NORRIS RULES seriously?you liked it?wow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-wan Cannoli Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 99% of those who read the next one' date=' won't understand it. Chuck Norris totally can find all the Star Maps in Knights of the Old Republic 2.[/quote']I know what your talking about and it still doesn't make sense. Star maps are KOTOR I KOTOR II is Jedi masters. Is that the joke?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Chuck Norris is so strong, even Naruto can't believe it. Meh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakura Vessal Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 naturo cant beat much anyway chuck norrises left fist creates worlds and his right destroys them (so if he punches you pray its his left fist) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 @SOS: Ya know how Naruto always says "Believe it"? Ya... On topic: Chuck is so strong, Vegeta can't say anything about his power level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luxlord Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 @SOS: Ya know how Naruto always says "Believe it"? Ya... On topic: Chuck is so strong' date=' Vegeta can't say anything about his power level.[/quote'] lol that ones good Vegeta what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta:....................................................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flame Dragon Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 When TAG finds this he's going to go crazy. People invented the car to out run Chuck Norris, not to be out done; Chuck Norris invented the car crash. Their are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Dinosaur Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands. When he came back, they were just Islands. Whenever, you punch somebody, Chuck Norris gets a Quarter. Chuck Norris bought a Kinder Surprise, and gave it a surprise. Chuck Norris can defeat the Golden Castle of Stromburg. Chuck Norris can make FTKs with Trap Cards even without Makyura. Trucks that say "Keep back 50 Metres" keep a 50 Metre Distance from Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakura Vessal Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 99% of those who read the next one' date=' won't understand it. Chuck Norris totally can find all the Star Maps in Knights of the Old Republic 2.[/quote']I know what your talking about and it still doesn't make sense. Star maps are KOTOR I KOTOR II is Jedi masters. Is that the joke??i thought that the star maps were only in KOTOR 1........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Judgment Dragon Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Chuck Norris is a new victory condition in Yugioh TCG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakura Vessal Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 good one chuck norris doesnt need heart of the cards the cards need heart of chuck norris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaitou Kid Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo's hiding. Chuck Norris can go 9,000,000 times faster then mach 9 which is realy realy REALY f***ing fast. Chuck Norris doesnt blink he just turns out the sun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 okay a lot.... 1. The great wall of china was made to keep chuck norris out. It was an epic fail.2. If you ask chuck norris what time it is, he always says 2 seconds 'till. If you ask 2 seconds 'till what, you get a roundhouse kick in the face.3. Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me. Fool chuck norris, roundhouse kick to the face.4. Recorded by historians, the worst mistake ever made was when someone told Chuck Norris his roundhouse kick sucked.5. Chuck norris doesnt shower; he takes blood baths.6. Lance Armstrong challenged Chuck Norris to a who has more balls contest; Chucknorris won by 5.7. Chuck Norris can find Carman Sandiego8. If Chuck Norris shoots you a birdie, you die.9. Chuck Norris kicked a baby into puberty.and 10. Chuck Norris doesnt donate his blood to the red-cross; he donates the blood of his victims Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakura Vessal Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 if you are still alive chuck norris loves you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Judgment Dragon Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Chuck Norris is a ZTK strategy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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