The Slime Lord Posted May 2, 2007 Report Share Posted May 2, 2007 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow down. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris. i might post more. if these offended anyone for any reason im sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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