Kaitou Kid Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 There are only 4 things that can survive a nuclear war.Twinkies,Cocroaches,Martians,and Chuck Norris. If you answer Chuck Norris as all you answers on your SAT you will get a perfect score. Chuck Norris can kill Doomsday......9000 times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frlf Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 ^ Lol, i like that one xD When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaitou Kid Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Everytime Chuck Norris Sneezes he destroys a universe If Chuck Norris watches a TV program its rattings boost to HOLY S*** Chuck Norris was a secret character in street fighter 3 turbo when unlocked and played in battle the opponent dies when talked about this glitch Chuck said "What glitch?"to 1,000,000 dead reporters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frlf Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Lolx. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. xDD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaitou Kid Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Chuck Norris was born in a cabin he built with his own hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Whatever Chuck Norris' calender says goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakura Vessal Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 chuck norris had sex before his parents did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Judgment Dragon Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Chuck Norris has 3 legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 ^ thats an...odd...one? lol Chuck Norris doesnt have time to feel pain; he's always too busy delivering it. (lollerskates I made that one up) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakura Vessal Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 chuck norris can beat exodia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Poison Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. What was going through the minds of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe. The Big Bang was actually Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking God in the face.Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants. A man stopped Chuck Norris on the street and asked him to list 100 Chuck Norris facts. Unamused, Chuck Norris raised one eyebrow with such force that the man disintegrated.There are no steroids in baseball, just players Chuck Norris has breathed on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Judgment Dragon Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Chuck Norris > Exodia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xbon Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 There are only 4 things that can survive a nuclear war.Twinkies' date='Cocroaches,Martians,and Chuck Norris. [b']If you answer Chuck Norris as all you answers on your SAT you will get a perfect score.[/b] Chuck Norris can kill Doomsday......9000 times It works! I got a perfect score, of 101/100. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Chuck Norris has 3 fists, the 2 on his arms and the 1 behind his beard If Chuck Norris were a drink, he would be a can of whoop as$(lol I made that one up too) Chuck Norris has many hobbies. All of them involve inducing pain upon others. When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks someone, he makes THEM pay HIM 1$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xbon Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Chuck Norris has 3 fists' date=' the 2 on his arms and the 1 behind his beard If Chuck Norris were a drink, he would be a can of whoop as$(lol I made that one up too) Chuck Norris has many hobbies. All of them involve inducing pain upon others. [b']When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks someone, he makes THEM pay HIM 1$[/b] ^Wouldn't they be dead, Couldn't he steal their wallet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakura Vessal Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Chuck Norris has 3 fists' date=' the 2 on his arms and the 1 behind his beard If Chuck Norris were a drink, he would be a can of whoop as$(lol I made that one up too) Chuck Norris has many hobbies. All of them involve inducing pain upon others. [b']When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks someone, he makes THEM pay HIM 1$[/b] ^Wouldn't they be dead, Couldn't he steal their wallet?yeh but just remember this is chuck norris he can do anything (except listen to kyons sister sing *shutter*) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xbon Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Chuck Norris has 3 fists' date=' the 2 on his arms and the 1 behind his beard If Chuck Norris were a drink, he would be a can of whoop as$(lol I made that one up too) Chuck Norris has many hobbies. All of them involve inducing pain upon others. [b']When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks someone, he makes THEM pay HIM 1$[/b] ^Wouldn't they be dead, Couldn't he steal their wallet?yeh but just remember this is chuck norris he can do anything (except listen to kyons sister sing *shutter*) Fyi for a little sister, she's being voiced by like a 30-40 year old actor o_o yuck! >__> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Digital.Simplicity. Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
=aTaLiG= Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 LOL... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Judgment Dragon Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Chuck Norris is so banned he aint even on the ban list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Some won't know this... but, Chuck Norris can survive Weegee's stare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Judgment Dragon Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Dark Armed Dragon meet Chuck Norris. So much for your strategy being Top Tier now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakura Vessal Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 chuck norris is the reason exodia is in 5 pieces Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 When Chuck roundhouse kicked Jack in the face, the saying became, "I hit the Chuckpot!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Judgment Dragon Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 There are 3 kinds of cards. The ones that are good, the ones that are bad, and......................Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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