Bakura Vessal Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 When Bruce Banner gets mad' date=' he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.[/quote'] then what does chuck norris turn into when he is mad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 When Bruce Banner gets mad' date=' he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.[/quote'] then what does chuck norris turn into when he is mad? Chuck Norris doesn't have emotions; Just an objective *killing*. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakura Vessal Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 When Bruce Banner gets mad' date=' he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.[/quote'] then what does chuck norris turn into when he is mad? Chuck Norris doesn't have emotions; Just an objective *killing*. ohh that explains it then if hulk is mad and changes into chuck norris doesnt that mean he is getting less mad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 When Bruce Banner gets mad' date=' he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.[/quote'] then what does chuck norris turn into when he is mad? Chuck Norris doesn't have emotions; Just an objective *killing*. ohh that explains it then if hulk is mad and changes into chuck norris doesnt that mean he is getting less mad?Yes, but he would become a killing machine, which is better than angry. Chuck Norris is a great debater. Especially on two subjects; pain and injury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Prince_of_Death Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Im not sure if this one was posted earlier.Chuck Norris thought he could sell his own urine as a softdrink, unfortunatly we know it as Red Bull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Yes, it was already posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommers2008 Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 anthing chuck norris adds together makes 1...: one roundhouse kick to the face..!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 anthing chuck norris adds together makes 1...: one roundhouse kick to the face..!! Michael Jackson + a little boy = Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking someone in the face Would that be the correct answer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jam 3 Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 i don't know if anybody said this one but here it is:In the beginning there was nothing. then Chuck Norris rounhouse kicked that nothing and told it to get a job. that is the story of the universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommers2008 Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 anthing chuck norris adds together makes 1...: one roundhouse kick to the face..!! Michael Jackson + a little boy = Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking someone in the face Would that be the correct answer? that is correct...!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 anthing chuck norris adds together makes 1...: one roundhouse kick to the face..!! Michael Jackson + a little boy = Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking someone in the face Would that be the correct answer? that is correct...!! Awesome. I love that math problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Prince_of_Death Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Do you know Chuck norris's first rule? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 No. What is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommers2008 Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 chuck norris has names for his arms his right arm is dan and his left is ger together they make danger...!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marisa Kirisame-ze Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 I don't get it.....Who is Chuck Norris and why does everyone make fun of him?? Anyway, I slightly understood it....quite funny! ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arekku_Koro Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 I don't get it.....Who is Chuck Norris and why does everyone make fun of him?? Anyway' date=' I slightly understood it....quite funny! ^^[/quote'] He's an actor. He was in Walker: Texas Ranger and several movies. He's a kung-fu guy. We aren't making fun of him as much as were realizing how awesome he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marisa Kirisame-ze Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 I don't get it.....Who is Chuck Norris and why does everyone make fun of him?? Anyway' date=' I slightly understood it....quite funny! ^^[/quote'] He's an actor. He was in Walker: Texas Ranger and several movies. He's a kung-fu guy. We aren't making fun of him as much as were realizing how awesome he is.Oh, ok. That's cool! Thanks for answering my question! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cameronsdog Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 They saw chuck noris is so strong that when he jumps into a pool he dosnt get wet water gets chuck noris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-wan Cannoli Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 How many Chuck Norris's does it take to screw in a Light bulb. none. He just glares at it and it lights up out of fear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaitou Kid Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 As far as people know the United States is a Democracy.But in fact its a "Chucktatorship" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 I don't get it.....Who is Chuck Norris and why does everyone make fun of him?? Anyway' date=' I slightly understood it....quite funny! ^^[/quote'] I'm not really sure why we make fun of him either. Besides, he likes it.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Chuck Norris doesn't walk through doors. His doors ran away through fear. (i know it sucks, i made it up) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaitou Kid Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 The Bermuda Triangle used to be a square until Chuck Norris Round House Kicked off one of its sides. Chuck Norris created the Eouropian continent by roundhouse kicking the ocean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haze Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 perfect jokes =] no one offended (i think) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Chuck Norris doesn't have to beat up his opponents. The fist under his chin does it for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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