Bakura Vessal Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 chuck norris is the reason jupitar has the big red spot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Judgment Dragon Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 There were 9 planets. Now there is 8 because the roundhouse kick to Pluto from Chuck Norris made it more like a moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaitou Kid Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Chuck Norris Can Touch MC Hammer. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kizzi Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Chuck Norris Can Touch MC Hammer. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. If you can see Chuck Norris' date=' he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.[/quote']All already posted.@Goldshine: It's a dwarf planet. There is no 'Control' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victory Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Already Posted.Chuck Norris Can And He Will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luxlord Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Chuck Norris makes Popsicle impossible (only makes sense if you saw the Man of Popsicle commercials) Chuck Norris is the only one who can defeat Sunny'D (only makes sense if you saw the Sunny'D commercials) yes I made these up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v8561v Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Oh, my God!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle' date=' he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.[/quote'] O_O Chuck Norris play bungee jump.With no ropes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Dinosaur Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Chuck Norris wants to save the baby Whales so that there will be some to kill when he runs out of humans (I made this up). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v8561v Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Chuck Norris doesn't sleeps.He waits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakura Vessal Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 every time mr t says i pity the fool chuck norris kills someone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Chuck Norris pitys Mr. T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Judgment Dragon Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 @Goldshine: It's a dwarf planet.Thanks for pointing that out. Also, if you see Chuck Norris he sees you. If you cant see Chuck Norris, he still sees you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Chuck Norris has two modes: sexual and kill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaitou Kid Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 They once tried to carve Chuck Norris' face into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard There are only two things in the world that can cut diamonds ... other diamonds and CHUCK NORRIS!!!! The Credits for Walking Texas Ranger were actully a list of fatalities that occured. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Judgment Dragon Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 And the actors that were cast with Chuck Norris? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 I know that technically this isn't a joke, but, it made me burst out laughing. Earlier, I made a Chuck Norris card for a different thread. When I was cleaning my cards out, this popped up. I hope you like that as much as me and my friends did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakura Vessal Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 XD click ok and you get round house kicked in the face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 That would suck. I clicked ok. As you can tell. That is the most epic thing I have ever seen on this site though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakura Vessal Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 my sig lol was the most epic thing i have seen on this site before this (that and the amount of naughty pics on the site god bless hentai) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Would you mind putting this in your signature? Anyways, we need more jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakura Vessal Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 nah i have the limit of pics i can have and the reasons i am not deliting them are 1. picture one is my result in my what haruhi character are you......i got haruhi as most and nagato as second, i have had this for a long time i will not get rid of it for awhile 2. i am defently not geting rid of my sos brigade club link (its my pervert club) and 3. i am not getting rid of salior dude because thats the funnest thing i have seen on this forum (men dressed up in salior moon cloase really crack me up for some reason) nway thats why sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Oh well. It's not like Chuck Norris will kill me if you don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAG Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaitou Kid Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Chuck Norris was not happy with the social status of the world so he roundhouse kicked the planet and everyone went down a rank. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Prince_of_Death Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 I know this is more of a Bush joke but it involves Chuck Norris Chuck Noris was paid by president Bush to lose an armwrestleing match against him, but Bush couldn't even budge Chuck's arm even if chuck moved it to where he only had to move it a centimeter because Bush was pulling Chuck's arm and not pushing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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