Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted July 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 "It's best not to question the Bad translator" ...56 translations later we get: "Most of the translations inaccurate."[hr] "Enter any text in English then click "Translate!" to start. " ...56 translations later we get: ""Translation" and English "Getting Started"."[hr] "For some reason, I find this funny" ...56 translations later we get: "That's how I felt strange."[hr] "YCM" ...56 translations later we get: "Byometrik data."[hr] "That's all folks" ...56 translations later we get: "One" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infinitysqrd Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 Eccentric Boy killed Zombyra of the Dark because his Attack was too low." ...56 translations later we get: "Perhaps the child died zombira blind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chiri Tsukikawa Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 "Oh, now I'm listening to this. Hmmm, awesome." ...56 translations later we get: "Oh, oh, listen to the fun."[hr] "Charlie The Unicorn" ...56 translations later we get: "Unicorn Charlie." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infinitysqrd Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 After putting the output into the translator it starts to repeat itself. Are fish tacos shaped like a fish? ...56 translations later we get: "People, friends, or dinner." ...56 translations later we get: "Some friends for lunch or dinner." ...56 translations later we get: "For lunch or dinner with friends." ...56 translations later we get: "Lunch and dinner with friends." ...56 translations later we get: "And friends, lunch and dinner." ...56 translations later we get: "And friends, lunch and dinner." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Account is Unplayable Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 Darkplant 56 Translations later: Important. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chiri Tsukikawa Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 "Kajimi Nori" ...56 translations later we get: "Parrot in the face." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 "Chaos Bakugan" ...56 translations later we get: "Bakugan mixture." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two-Hundred And One Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 "I don't believe in silent k's." 56 translations later... "See the results." ...See, even Bad Translator knows that silent k's are bad news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident Fascist Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 "CATS: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN?? ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US, YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME. YOU ARE ON THE PATH TO DESTRUCTION OPERATOR: CAPTIAN!! CAPTIAN: TAKE OF EVERY 'ZIG'!! FOR GREAT JUSTICE." ...56 translations later we get: "Jack: What? Life in the United States. ไม่มีสัญญาณของการสูญเสียทางธุรกิจ! Description: bottle; He said: "!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catlover2011 Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 "you just activated my trap card" ...56 translations later we get: "Activity Network."i think kitty cats are cute" ...56 translations later we get: "I really think this cat." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter. Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 "YCM FTW" ...56 translations later we get: "The Differs from the project." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catlover2011 Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 the" ...56 translations later we get: "To" there were a lot of Is i there (more then one I) "i am a firing my lazor" ...56 translations later we get: "Even razor." 0_o[spoiler='the whole translaton']AFRIKAANS : jy is 'n toilet sitplek Back to ENGLISH : You are a toilet seat ALBANIAN : Ju jeni një vend tualet Back to ENGLISH : You're a toilet seat ARABIC : كنت على مقعد المرحاض Back to ENGLISH : I was on the toilet seat. BELARUSIAN : Я быў на сядзенне ўнітаза. Back to ENGLISH : I was on the toilet seat. BULGARIAN : Бях на тоалетната седалка. Back to ENGLISH : I was on the toilet seat. CATALAN : Jo era al seient del vàter. Back to ENGLISH : I was on the toilet seat. CHINESE : 我当时就厕位。 Back to ENGLISH : I was on the toilet seat. CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 我当时就厕位。 Back to ENGLISH : I was on the toilet seat. CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 我在馬桶。 Back to ENGLISH : I am in the toilet. CROATIAN : Ja sam u WC. Back to ENGLISH : I'm in the toilet. CZECH : Já jsem na záchodě. Back to ENGLISH : I'm on the toilet. DANISH : Jeg er på toilettet. Back to ENGLISH : I'm on the toilet. DUTCH : Ik ben op het toilet. Back to ENGLISH : I'm on the toilet. ENGLISH : I'm on the toilet. Back to ENGLISH : I'm on the toilet. ESTONIAN : Ma olen tualett. Back to ENGLISH : I'm a toilet. FILIPINO : I'ma toilet. Back to ENGLISH : I'm a toilet. FINNISH : Olen wc. Back to ENGLISH : I have a toilet. FRENCH : J'ai une toilette. Back to ENGLISH : I have a toilet. GALICIAN : Eu teño un vaso sanitario. Back to ENGLISH : I have a toilet. GERMAN : Ich habe eine Toilette. Back to ENGLISH : I have a toilet. GREEK : Έχω μια τουαλέτα. Back to ENGLISH : I have a toilet. HAITIAN_CREOLE : Mwen gen yon twalèt. Back to ENGLISH : I have a toilet. HEBREW : יש לי טואלט. Back to ENGLISH : I have a toilet. HINDI : मैं एक शौचालय है. Back to ENGLISH : I have a toilet. HUNGARIAN : Nekem van egy WC. Back to ENGLISH : I have a toilet. ICELANDIC : Ég er með salerni. Back to ENGLISH : I have a toilet. INDONESIAN : Aku punya toilet. Back to ENGLISH : I have a toilet. IRISH : Tá mé leithris. Back to ENGLISH : I have toilets. ITALIAN : Ho servizi igienici. Back to ENGLISH : I have a toilet. JAPANESE : 私はトイレがございます。 Back to ENGLISH : My toilet. KOREAN : 내 화장실. Back to ENGLISH : My bathroom. LATVIAN : Mana vannas istaba. Back to ENGLISH : My bathroom. LITHUANIAN : Mano vonios kambarys. Back to ENGLISH : My bathroom. MACEDONIAN : Мојот бања. Back to ENGLISH : My bathroom. MALAY : Bilik mandi saya. Back to ENGLISH : My bathroom. MALTESE : Banju tiegħi. Back to ENGLISH : My bathroom. NORWEGIAN : My bad. Back to ENGLISH : My bathroom. PERSIAN : حمام من است. Back to ENGLISH : Is my bath. POLISH : Czy wanny. Back to ENGLISH : Is the bathtub. PORTUGUESE : É a banheira. Back to ENGLISH : It is the bathtub. PORTUGUESE_PORTUGAL : É a banheira. Back to ENGLISH : It is the bathtub. ROMANIAN : Este cadă. Back to ENGLISH : It's fall. RUSSIAN : Это падение. Back to ENGLISH : This fall. SERBIAN : Ове јесени. Back to ENGLISH : This fall. SLOVAK : Tento rok na jeseň. Back to ENGLISH : This fall. SLOVENIAN : Ta padec. Back to ENGLISH : This fall. SPANISH : Este otoño. Back to ENGLISH : This fall. SWAHILI : Hii kuanguka. Back to ENGLISH : This fall. SWEDISH : I höst. Back to ENGLISH : In autumn. TAGALOG : Sa tag-lagas. Back to ENGLISH : In the fall. THAI : ในฤดูใบไม้ร่วง Back to ENGLISH : In the fall. TURKISH : Sonbaharında. Back to ENGLISH : In the autumn. UKRAINIAN : В осінній період. Back to ENGLISH : In the autumn period. VIETNAMESE : Trong thời kỳ mùa thu. Back to ENGLISH : During the autumn. WELSH : Yn ystod yr hydref. Back to ENGLISH : During the autumn. YIDDISH : בעשאַס דעם האַרבסט. Back to ENGLISH : During the autumn.[/spoiler]you are a toilet seat" ...56 translations later we get: "During the autumn." this is just wierd“Size matters not, ... Look at me. Judge me by size, do you?" ...56 translations later we get: ""... I think that's true.""“Named must your fear be before banish it you can.”" ...56 translations later we get: ""We will do our best to make sure that does not exist."" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident Fascist Posted August 2, 2011 Report Share Posted August 2, 2011 "[i]Upon close observation, I have discovered that Bad Translator is actually a bad translator, and was probably made for shits and giggles by the people who actually translate things. Oh no. Look what I've done."[/i][right][right][b]...56 translations later Google gives us: [/b] [i]"I know this is wrong, my good man, he is looking around and seeing a smile."[/i][/right][/right] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted August 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2011 [i]The cake is a lie[/i] [right][right][size=5][b]...56 translations later Google gives us:[/b][/size] [size=5][i]Our cakes[/i][/size][/right][/right] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident Fascist Posted August 2, 2011 Report Share Posted August 2, 2011 [i]"Makoto Nanaya"[/i][right][right] [/right][/right] [right][right] [/right][/right] [right][right] [/right][/right] [right][right][b]...56 translations later Google gives us: [/b] [i]"iumium more."[/i] [i]"Ragna The Bloodedge"[/i] [/right][/right] [right][right] [/right][/right] [right][right] [/right][/right] [right][right] [/right][/right] [right][right][b]...56 translations later Google gives us: [/b] [i]"P."[/i] [i]"HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN!! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!"[/i] [/right][/right] [right][right] [/right][/right] [right][right] [/right][/right] [right][right] [/right][/right] [right][right][b]...56 translations later Google gives us: [/b] [i]"สภาพบรษคณเปนอยางไร! ทงหมดฐานคณจะเปนของสหรฐ!"[/i] [i]"CORONA UPPER!! METEOR DIVE!! LUNATIC UPPER!! COSMIC CANNON!! SOMETHING IS SHINING INSIDE OF ME!! BIG BANG SMASH!! DISTORTION FINISH!! MAKOTO WIN!"[/i] [/right][/right] [right][right] [/right][/right] [right][right][b]...56 translations later Google gives us: [/b] [i]"Or is the champion! David "Meteor" Stupid! Cosmic Boom! How wonderful! My heart Kouchner Big Bang! Distortyon recently! So!"[/i] [i]"What is a man?"[/i][/right][/right] [right][right][b]...56 translations later Google gives us: [/b] [i]"What is this?"[/i][/right][/right] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crystal Remnants Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 [size=4][i]"Their blood... I can taste it on my tongue."[/i][/size] [right][right] [/right][/right] [right][right] [/right][/right] [right][right] [/right][/right] [right][right][size=4][b]...56 translations later Google gives us:[/b][/size] [size=4][i]"... This could be the language of blood."[/i][/size] [/right][/right] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Exodia Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 Ooh Eee Ooh Ahh Ahh Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang 56 Translations Later: In one study, at least *Random Blocks* thin - Elektrik and Electronics WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StealthyTyranitar Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 Ppeople are large and fluffy. 56 Translations later, you get Do you own great hair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Sage Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 "Sanae is a good girl" became "Santa is a woman". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niv-Mizzet Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 [font=tahoma,geneva,sans-serif]"Death by pineapple!"[/font] [font=tahoma,geneva,sans-serif]...56 translations later Google gives us:[/font] [font=tahoma,geneva,sans-serif]"Sabpardtai!"[/font] [font=tahoma,geneva,sans-serif]...[/font] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Origins Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 One day we will all die. Well, we might as well go out laughing! INTO: One day we will die. In addition, you can laugh! I did it a second time, this time running that translation through it. Came out with: We are dead last. Diaahhahaweraa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metaleaddy Posted August 31, 2011 Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 You've Activated my Trap Card. 56 Translations Later... [i]"Traps."[/i] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident Fascist Posted August 31, 2011 Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 [i]"It would be impossible if this was translated well by BAD Translator. It's not called BAD Translator for nothing..."[/i][right][right][b]...56 translations later Bing and Google give us: [/b] [i]"Business is very good light. For more information:"[/i] [i]wat[/i][/right][/right] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted September 1, 2011 Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 [i]"Unity, Duty, Destiny"[/i][right][right][b]...56 translations later Google gives us: [/b] [i]"If you have a problem." [/i][/right][/right] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicο Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 "Take up the mantle of Kotori and you will be harassed by Toyo" ...43 translations later, Yandex gives us: "Look at this dress." "You must not commit buttstuff" ...43 translations later, Yandex gives us: "Just buttstuff. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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