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"I am the white void! I am etc ectera! I am Silver Hakumen! THE END HAS COME!"

...56 translations later we get:

"ฟ ผ from! Go! Hakumen eginkag ฉ! และในที่สุดที่นี่!"

Best one yet.

I take it back...

"Well first I intended to take his INFERNO DIVIDER and put it in a CARNAGE SCISSORS! Maybe a Little GAUNTLET HADES! Too? My goodness, I can only Imagine what his DARK FANG! Will DEATHSPIKE!"

...56 translations later we get:

"Draw the first contact, ฟ ใ ahmghai the! Why? Oh, ฉันไม่ได้โดดเดี่ยวในที่มืด! ในตอนท้ายของชีวิตของฉัน!"

"Oh hello there, bad translator. Unfortunately you can't decipher what I am saying because bad translator has...well...nerfed it."

...56 translations later we get:

"This was the worst in the best way. Kansellatyon or transfer will not hurt ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .. .... . Light ..."


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"Fail Troll is Fail"

...56 translations later we get:

"Sensitive"


"A penguin stole my cheetah"

...56 translations later we get:

"I do not want Leopard."


"Giant volcano is over there"

...56 translations later we get:

"Production"


"Pikachu"

...56 translations later we get:

"Rareli"


"This is comedy gold"

...56 translations later we get:

"Crack is gold"

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"The fatal flaw in every plan is the assumption you know more than your enemy."

...56 translations later we get:

"Let people know every word written."

"I'MMA FIRIN' MAH' SHOOTING QUASAR DRAGONZ!!BLLARRFFGGH!"

...56 translations later we get:

"Soon, Mack "s" really bllarrffggh Dragons"

"Equip only to a "Nordic" Monster, it gains 800 ATK. If this face-up card on the field is destroyed by a Card Effect, you can add 1 "Nordic Relic" card from your deck to your hand."

...56 translations later we get:

"800 on the paper map, if you want a "yes" in the United States, no shower is done. ""

"THIS IS THE POWER OF SCIENCE!"

...56 translations later we get:

"มันเป็นวิทยา ศาสตร์ของไฟ!"

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"Nightmare fiction"

...56 translations later we get:

"Dream."
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"Howling Moon"

...56 translations later we get:

"Cannon Committee"
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"Machine translations are useful for getting a general idea about what text written in a foreign language means. However, "general idea" isn't exactly accurate; We've developed Bad Translator! to show just how funny things can get. "

...56 translations later we get:

"Machine translation is used when creating a language of thought. It is not to bad. But man, funny, and good ideas ""

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Original text:

"Death strike! Finishing blow!!"

...56 translations later we get:

"Unfortunately, I do. นับตั้งแต่การโจมตี!"


Though some of the funny mid translations were:

Whammy! End the strike!
Misfortunes never come singly! End the strike!
Unfortunately it does not come alone! Strike ends!
Unfortunately, this is not wrong! Strike ends!
Unfortunately, I'm not to blame! The strike shut down!

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"Elements of Water, Thunder and Wind. Suijin, Sanga, Kazejin begin. Meld your powers in eternal light. Show these fools your unstoppable might. He is pain beyond description. He'll mark the graves with his inscription. Gate Guardian! "

...56 translations later we get:

"Kazejin air, water and light, or part of the game. He returned to his glory. Eye and Skills of conflict. One example of the pain Subsides. Study Delta pratohaepid!"

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"Hands off the Panda!!"

...56 translations later we get:

"Moving?"

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"Restriction Six Hundred Released. Dimensional Interference Field, Deployed! 'BlazBlue' Activate!"

...56 translations later we get:

"Provide Operational support, blue jacket, 180, how today!"
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"BEST.TRANSLATOR.EVER."

...56 translations later we get:

"Best. Translator. Ever."
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"Riveting Tale Chap! Cool Story Bro! Amazing Tale Sire! No matter how you say it; Trolling is an art that requires skill."

...56 translations later we get:

"Trackball sounds! Amemikvamsid! Nice language! Modern technology, I think it is a dream."
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