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What is Salt? A CowCow opinion.


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That's salt.

 

Now, let's be non-literal for a moment. In slang terms salty is someone who got outplayed/tricked/bad luck and they are angry about it. It's usually not really justified, because it's based on something that doesn't matter in the long run. And something that happened once or twice.

And it's something that is spur of the moment, you get salty right after something happens, and it's directed only at that situation.

 

Now, what isn't salt? Salt isn't thinking a game, person, etc, is crappy because of consistent issues with it. Because if you consistently have issues with the same thing, that means that getting annoyed by it is likely justified. That there's something wrong with the design/personality/what have you. At least in your experience.

 

These things up there (besides the picture) are up for interpretation. Now what I'm about to say, this I think should be clear.

 

What is salt ESPECIALLY not? Salt is NOT a term to use against someone to say why they are wrong. It has no place in any kind of discussion at all. It's meant to be used to tease someone who is ranting and raving about something that doesn't matter.

And guess what? Unless you're very close friends with someone, you shouldn't be teasing someone for being upset. And even then it depends on the situation.

Calling someone salty is the equivalent of "I'm not touching you" when it comes to discussion. And it is just ridiculous.

 

So basically, I would like the word "salt" to be used more properly around here.

Oh, and if you think I'm being salty about salt, keep in mind I never once was told I was being salty personally that I didn't admit it myself. This is all observation.

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Salt is...

 

 

  • The stuff you use to escape from vampires
  • What goes on potato chips
  • Not very tasty on its own at all...unless you're a cow or something
  • Even whiter than I am
  • Used in the mummification process in ancient Egypt
  • Scientifically named sodium chloride
  • Not something you should mix with sweets
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Salted chocolate is incredible

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