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I wish for an infinite number of wishes

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As Star Goddess Lunar waves her wand, your infinite wishes are immediately granted, including a future wish that caused you to never be born in the first place.  Your existence has ended.

 

I wish to be a goddess~

 

Star Goddess Lunar contemplates for a moment, then, with a flick of her wrist, you are transformed into a beautiful goddess... of nothing.  Hey, don't be mad!  Someone's gotta do the job.

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I wish for amazing luck

 

Star Goddess Lunar waves her wand; nothing happens.  Well, hey - at least you didn't die!  I'd say your wish was a shining success.

 

I wish I was a fish!... Wait already did that.

 

Well uhhh I'll donate my wish to charity then.

 

Star Goddess Lunar takes your wish and places it in the wish charity box, saving it for the next person who wants another wish.

 

I wish for you to give me a hug that doesn't end in my misfortune.

 

Star Goddess Lunar recoils back for a moment with a look of horror on her face.  She looks down and waves her wand, devoid of any enthusiasm, and then gives you a hug.  She quickly retreats back to her throne.

I wish there was a clone version of me because the sex would be pretty bad.

 

Star Goddess Lunar flicks her wand through the air, and nothing appears.  Have fun!

 

I wish to be you

 

Star Goddess Lunar cackles and throws her wand at you, impaling you against the wall.  You immediately die.  Looks like you couldn't handle the stress of the job, eh?

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I wish for you to make a wish for me and then Grant it.

 

Jumping up and down with excitement, Star Goddess Lunar yanks her wand through the air and your wish is granted.  You are now a second magical wand that she dual wields.  Two is better than one!

 

I wish your wishes wouldn't have harsh downsides and instead took them at literal face value.

 

Consider your fun ruined >;P

 

Considering your wish, Star Goddess Lunar opens her mouth to speak but then stops.  She simply waves her wand and you explode into thousands of little fleshy chunks that spell out "If you don't like it, too bad" on the ground.

 

I wanna be a girl too!!!!

 

Star Goddess Lunar cocks her head, shrugs, and moves on with her life.  Looks like she didn't have a wish to grant.

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In his final moments, Progenitor suddenly remembers Fizz's Charity Wish 

 

"I wish I hadn't wished that."

 

 

sheet did I just make a paradox?

 

Star Goddess Lunar sighs.  She points to the posts above you; Dae had already used up the leftover wish from Fizz.  Looks like it sucks to be you.

 

I wish for a fish!

 

Star Goddess Lunar hands you Fizz.  This job is easy!

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