Bill Cipher Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 Hey there, everyone! Sorry for such a wait since my initial post, I was... busy taking care of some business! Now, the way this little thread works, is pretty simple. As you may know, I am very smart. See, I know LOTS of things! And the best part is, with just a little bit of help, you can too! See, in this cozy little place, I will answer any question you ask! Now, this isn't one of those dorky little "Ask me anything" deals you see floating around. See, rather than asking me about myself, you can ask me about anything at all (or, at least, most anything) and I will gladly gift you with just an ounce of my knowledge. Of course, opportunities like this are few and far between, so I am going to have to make my own request to go with it. That sounds fair, right? Yes, that is perfectly fair! Now, all I want in return for the limitless knowledge I have to offer, is open access to your body, mind, and soul! Now, I would just use this to help protect your world from all these other monsters, nothing to worry about there. See? Everyone wins! You get to learn whatever you want, your world is further protected from these monstrosities, and I get to have a bit of fun in this world! So, can we call it a deal, partner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarlandChaos Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 How do you feel about being called the "Illuminati Dorito"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffee. Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 So Bill, now that you have unleashed hell upon Gravity Falls, any hints as to what your actual plans are? Or do you wish to keep that in secret? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Cipher Posted October 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 How do you feel about being called the "Illuminati Dorito"? I will, be honest, Helmethead, it certainly vexes me, but if I am allowed my nicknames, you are allowed yours.So Bill, now that you have unleashed hell upon Gravity Falls, any hints as to what your actual plans are? Or do you wish to keep that in secret? Woah there, where did you get that information, Pinky? You must be confused, I am not the kind to unleash hell, I am completely benevolent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 You aren't helping us much, you over sized chip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darj Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 How can humanity achieve regeneration?What or who is your greatest threat at the moment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghostwriter Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 Considering that all I have, in all honesty, is my soul and my keyboard, I am afraid I must decline your offer. Also, Mr. Cipher, it is very-possible to 'unleash hell' on accident. I learned this lesson myself the hard way a few times, so it is only fair to warn you of such a possibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Cipher Posted October 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 You aren't helping us much, you over sized chip You think I want to help you Bonehead? That is adorable! How can humanity achieve regeneration? That's a pretty good trick question, Tuna Melt. Humans already regenerate, albeit slowly! What or who is your greatest threat at the moment? Threat? You underestimate me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 Let's make sweet triangular love. I will shove my dick in your eye ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Cipher Posted October 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 Considering that all I have, in all honesty, is my soul and my keyboard, I am afraid I must decline your offer. Also, Mr. Cipher, it is very-possible to 'unleash hell' on accident. I learned this lesson myself the hard way a few times, so it is only fair to warn you of such a possibility. Keep in mind we don't all make mistakes so easily, Orange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghostwriter Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 'palm meets face hard enough to leave behind a green handprint for a few minutes' If I ever find the soul of the one that named that blasted fruit floating around the Ghost Zone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Cipher Posted October 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 Let's make sweet triangular love. I will shove my dick in your eye ball. Unfortunately, I have no physical form, so I must decline your offer, Tiny Dancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffee Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 Unfortunately, I have no physical form, so I must decline your offer, Tiny Dancer.I suppose you could just possess someone and use them for such actions? And I seem to recall you having a thing for lesser beings that are easier to manipulate through any means. And someone with one-track mindset that is bent on reproduction could easily be taken over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Cipher Posted October 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 And someone with one-track mindset that is bent on reproduction could easily be taken over. Hey now, no spoilers, Dundee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryusei the Morning Star Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 Related to Bill Clinton, Billy the Kid, or Bill Nye by chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Cipher Posted October 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 Related to Bill Clinton, Billy the Kid, or Bill Nye by chance? Well, US Presidents certainly love me! Just look at the back of a Dollar Bill! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jord200 Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 I know what you did. And I have plenty of evidence. I know every move you have yet to make. So are you really going to resort to doing THAT? Tsk. Tsk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swedish Chef Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 Yuoo luuk leeke-a a flet bluck ooff cheese-a! Bork Bork Bork! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Cipher Posted October 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 I know what you did. And I have plenty of evidence. I know every move you have yet to make. So are you really going to resort to doing THAT? Tsk. Tsk. HOW DARE YOU EVEN IMPLY YOU CAN COMPREHEND MY MOTIVATIONS AND POWERS, FOOLISH MORTAL! Now then, shouldn't you be playing boat waifu simulator? Yuoo luuk leeke-a a flet bluck ooff cheese-a! Bork Bork Bork! Yes, yes, I have heard that before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jord200 Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 I would love to, Dorito Pyramid....... but I was sunk. Not one of my girls. Me. And until things are fixed......... I am.......something else. Someone else....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Cipher Posted October 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 I would love to, Dorito Pyramid....... but I was sunk. Not one of my girls. Me. And until things are fixed......... I am.......something else. Someone else....... Oh, so you have lost access to your boat girls? That must leave quite a hole in your heart! Hows about we build a fantastic friendship on top of this shipwreck! Whaddya say, Fjordland? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jord200 Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 Who said I lost access to them? I have access to an infinite amount. As for your offer, I would tell you to shove it up your ass, but I don't exactly know if you even have one. Nor do I care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thousand-Eyes old Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 How does it feel to have 999 less eyes than me? I expect you're quite jealous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 How does it feel to have 999 less eyes than me? I expect you're quite jealous!Meanwhile you have 1,000 more than me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Cipher Posted October 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 [edge.jpg] Who said I lost access to them? I have access to an infinite amount. As for your offer, I would tell you to shove it up your ass, but I don't exactly know if you even have one. Nor do I care. Good for you, kid! Too bad you unknowingly signed a contract just by posting in this thread! How does it feel to have 999 less eyes than me? I expect you're quite jealous! Actually, I don't have any eyes at all, this is just the way I astrally project myself onto the conscience of each of you! And let me tell you, your mind is a particular mess! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.