mitchermitcher Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 Hello, it is I, your apparent local ace therapist. I failed the test to become an ace detective character but that is no issue, I have my shoddy qualifications as a doctor for your souls. Come, unfold to me your heart and problems and I shall listen mindlessly and nod and say uh-huh at the appropriate times to make you feel slightly better! It is my duty to listen, and not much else. If you have interesting circumstances I actually will listen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aman Indra Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 Can you cure my Type 1 Diabetes ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(GigaDrillBreaker) Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 I feel this may be at least partially my fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitchermitcher Posted November 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 Can you cure my Type 1 Diabetes ? Type 1 diabetes is a disease of the pancreas gland, which is part of the endocrine system. An endocrinologist is a specialist who diagnoses, treats, and manages pancreatic diseases.go see this guy bae, cuz i aint one See, another acefully done diagnosis possible for the Ace Therapist Mitcher.I feel this may be at least partially my fault.partially the rest of the blame lies on my boredom, you may blame that to get rid of the guilt. See, another acefully done diagnosis possible for the Ace Therapist Mitcher! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aman Indra Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 go see this guy bae, cuz i aint one See, another acefully done diagnosis possible for the Ace Therapist Mitcher."loads shotgun and aims towards Ace therapist Mitcher* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitchermitcher Posted November 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 "loads shotgun and aims towards Ace therapist Mitcher*woah, calm down. ya better look down the barrel of that shotgun to see if its clogged before you pull the trigger. otherwise it might explode and injure you See, another acefully done diagnosis possible for the Ace Therapist Mitcher! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aman Indra Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 woah, calm down. ya better look down the barrel of that shotgun to see if its clogged before you pull the trigger. otherwise it might explode and injure you See, another acefully done diagnosis possible for the Ace Therapist Mitcher!*shoots and wounds down Ace Therapist Mitcher critically* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tourmaline Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 How can I get over how cute you are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maeriberii Haan Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 oh say can you see by the dawn's early light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(GigaDrillBreaker) Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 You should have seen me a few days ago. I was a mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitchermitcher Posted November 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 *shoots and wounds down Ace Therapist Mitcher critically*Are you familiar with detective fiction? Because that was my body double you shot! Anyway, by killing a double I hope your anger issues have faded away! See, another acefully done diagnosis possible for the Ace Therapist Mitcher! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(GigaDrillBreaker) Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 oops double post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aman Indra Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 Are you familiar with detective fiction? Because that was my body double you shot! Anyway, by killing a double I hope your anger issues have faded away! See, another acefully done diagnosis possible for the Ace Therapist Mitcher!*Bombard's Ace Therapist Mitcher's Clinic* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitchermitcher Posted November 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 How can I get over how cute you are?i uh....uh huh, uh huh, *nod* the only way to get over cuteness is to find something cuter. i recommend a moe show from this year!oh say can you see by the dawn's early lightoh, you have a case of patriotism! have you given mein kampf a read?You should have seen me a few days ago. I was a mess.uh huh uh huh *nod* uh huh well i er....you're recovered!(apparently), my services are unneeded. the door's over thereoops double post.for that i recommend a faster internet! perhaps bugging your local government to allow google fiber cables?*Bombard's Ace Therapist Mitcher's Clinic*Did you know? In detective fiction there's usually a secret passage! I have escaped with that and safely avoided bombardment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maeriberii Haan Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight, O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aman Indra Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 *Shakes hand with Dr. Mitcher*. Well played mitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitchermitcher Posted November 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight, O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?get out clownpiece*Shakes hand with Dr. Mitcher*. Well played mitchI'm glad I've satisfied you my man. My job here is done. See, another acefully done diagnosis possible for the Ace Therapist Mitcher! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
宇佐見 蓮子@C94 Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 dammit nai you're doing it wrongsupposed to do it like this OOOOOOH SAY CAN YOU SEEBY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitchermitcher Posted November 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 dammit nai you're doing it wrongsupposed to do it like this OOOOOOH SAY CAN YOU SEEBY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHTyou seem to be suffering from the same symptoms as my earlier patient? hm, is there an outbreak of americanism going around? did someone give out free food stamps? nevertheless this time my recommended read is the communist manifesto! See, another acefully done diagnosis possible for the Ace Therapist Mitcher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Progenitor Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 *starts talking about serious personal issues* Lol jk. How can I get senpai to notice me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aman Indra Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 Ace Therapist Mitcher for the most loyal and caring waifu of the year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitchermitcher Posted November 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 *starts talking about serious personal issues* Lol jk. How can I get senpai to notice me?Ohohohoh, what a difficult issue! Even as an esteemed ace detective therapist, the answer to this problem is one that's eluded me like a phantom thief for the longest time. Well you see, let us first define what does it mean to notice someone. When you say notice, you mean, to have senpai look at you, which means to have your image appear over his retinas for an extended period of time. I recommend changing senpai's desktop image to a lewd selfie of yourself! That'll surely get him to notice you! See, another acefully done diagnosis possible for the Ace Therapist Mitcher! Ace Therapist Mitcher for the most loyal and caring detective of the year.fixed it for ya buddy See, another acefully done diagnosis possible for the Ace Therapist Mitcher! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(GigaDrillBreaker) Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 My wife doesn't find me attractive! What do I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitchermitcher Posted November 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 My wife doesn't find me attractive! What do I do?Call her unattractive too! With luck she will realize how those words can hurt feelings and will apologize and find you an attractive man again. See, another acefully done diagnosis possible for the Ace Therapist Mitcher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(GigaDrillBreaker) Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 If I were to treat her like that she would just leave me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.