Yu-Gi-Oh! GX! The Fan Fic (UPDATE: Episode 45 Started! Here's where it gets serious.)

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Jaden... saving the universe... through card games... *explodes*

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I know that's the weird part of Yugioh.

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Finally I got around to typing this one up! Two more episodes to go! And yes, at the time of this posting, I was out of school due to crap-weather.

 

[spoiler=Episode 30: Many More Duels on Duel Island (Fillers 4/6)][spoiler=Part One]

Yu-Gi-Oh! GX! The Fan Fic

Episode 30: Many More Duels on Duel Island

Part One

 

Billy Hills was lying, face-down, in a duel-made crater, smoldering and somewhat deep. “Uuuugh… I reckon…” he groaned.

“HAHAHAHAHA!” laughed Yuki, brandishing her finely-manicured nails like claws! “NOW YOU KNOW THE AWESOME POWER OF YUKI JUDAI!!”

“… That’s her name?” Syrus supposed. “Oh wait. BILLY!!” He, Bastion and Nancy surrounded their fallen comrade and passed on their support.

“Is you alright?” asked Nancy Wut.

“I… I… reckon…” Billy Hills passed out peacefully.

“How DARE you duel him so hard he died!!” Bastion shouted!

“I’m not dead, I reckon!” Billy Hills passed out again.

“That’s Yuki’s true power,” Misa Wabastion giggled. “You guys can’t beat her now! She’s a dueling monster!”

“She’ll eat you alive! With Prinnies!” Alex Road added, adjusting his glasses.

“Ahem,” Yuki coughed, regaining her original composure, “who’s next?”

 

MEANWHILE!!

“So, like I just said a few seconds ago, it’s time to activate my ‘Ultimate Draw Engine’, so important that it must be capitalized!” Pyrus reminded.

“You didn’t have to repeat it,” grimaced Chazz.

“Well—aw, you’re right.” Pyrus activated three cards at the same time! One Spell and two Traps appeared! “I activate Black Arms, 100 Arms and Arms Recovery!” The Spell had a black hexagon (kakugane) with a cool blue flashy background, the first Trap had a bunch of hexagons (kakugane) in a neat formation, and the second had a regular, white hexagon (Kakugane) with a flashy YELLOW background! “My 100 Arms Trap decrees that whenever I discard a card, I can draw a new one, and Arms Recovery lets me place one card in my Graveyard into my deck every time, too!”

 

That IS a perfect draw engine! Chazz thought! She’ll never run out of cards while cycling through her own deck! That’s smart; I’d better be more careful from here on out.

“In addition, Black Arms is an Equip Spell card that lets me discard any number of cards in my hand,” Pyrus continued, “and then my equipped monster gains 500 Attack Points for each card!” Chazz gulped and looked at Gaia, who looked at him in return.

“Are… we screwed?” Gaia asked.

“Alright, Bright Lancer!” Pyrus sent her entire hand of four cards back into her deck, shuffled it, and drew them again. One of her cards was a creepy butterfly-related man in odd clothing. Bright Lancer held out the hexagon featured in the card as the card hologram disappeared. Bright Lancer held it against his chest and it fused to him! His light skin quickly darkened into an intense crimson! (Bright Lancer: 4400 Attack Points) Bright Lancer Kazuki’s shirt exploded from trying to contain so much energy, of course.

 

“Don’t worry, he won’t get ALL the glory of killing you!” Pyrus promised. “I summon Alchemy Arms – Gunpowder Wings!” The creepy butterfly man appeared. A bunch of gunpowder appeared behind him in the shape of a monarch butterfly’s wings, semi-ignited so as to let him FLY THROUGH JET PROPULSION!! (Gunpowder Wings: 1600 Attack Points)

“It’s Papillon Mask!!” Chazz recognized!

“… Gunpowder Wings. Well, Bright Lancer… DESTROY GAIA!! SUNLIGHT HEART PLUS!!” Bright Lancer held out his lance in a cool fashion, automatically getting it enough coolness points to level up into a thinner, sleeker, stabbier model. (Bright Lancer: 4400 Attack Points) “Now attack, with Sunlight Heart Plus!” Bright Lancer aimed his bright lance at Gaia and focused. His lance emitted a dazzling display of light, and he took off running at an intense speed! (Bright Lancer: 4700 Attack Points, Gaia: 2200 Attack Points)

 

“Negate Attack, activate!” A purple barrier of pure stuff energy appeared and blocked Kazuki’s path! He gave up and came back to Pyrus.

“Way to go,” Zazz half-heartedly supported.

“I’ll end my turn with Gunpowder Wings’ Monster ability!” She discarded a monster card that resembled this guy. “I’ll summon one Gunpowder Token in Defense Mode now.” From the large gunpowder butterfly wings came a small, gunpowder butterfly. A MONARCH BUTTRFLY, THAT IS!!! (Token: 0 Defense Points)

 

“I guess that’s important, but I don’t have TIME to care! I summon Elemental Hero Stratos!” Stratos appeared on Chazz’s field as Pyrus drew her replacement card.

“My gosh, you didn’t even let me draw my card from my two cool card abilities yet!”

“… Okay, then just take your card and let me play.”

“You really suck!”

Okay, so she can draw an unlimited number of cards every turn because of her discarding abilities, technically, plus she keeps refilling her deck at the same time. How should I beat her, if I can’t deck her out? Chazz placed an E-Hero into his hand. Of course; I just have to beat her as fast and as hard as possible before she can roll out anything big! “I’ll add Elemental Hero Prisma into my hand and use Polymerization to combine Stratos and Gaia together!” The two fused together! Gaia became a thinner, greener robot man and gained a cool cape! He was the hero of the desert wastelands! “It’s Hero Great Hurricane, combined from a Wind monster and an Elemental Hero!” (Great Hurricane: 2800 Attack Points, 2200 Defense Points)

 

“Ugh,” grunted Kazuki.

“Ooooh~” Papillon sighed in an unsettling fashion. Both of them crouched onto their knees. (Kazuki: 2200 Attack Points, Papillon: 800 Attack Points)

“What’s…” Pyrus noticed that Great Hurricane’s cool turbine shoulders were spinning like crazy, creating an updraft. “What’s he doing, and why does it make people weaker?!”

“When he’s summoned, Great Hurricane halves the power of all of your monsters! Also I have no idea how that works out.” He placed down another face-down and said, “Attack with Neo Electric Orb!!” Great Hurricane placed his palms together and created a ball of electricity! Don’t ask me about how! It grew to about the size of a basketball and was thrown really hard!

“Not so fast!” Pyrus’ little butterfly token fluttered into the path of the attack and absorbed it! “I can tribute my Token during a Battle Phase to end it immediately.” DAAAAAAMN YOOOOOOO!! How DARE you weaken my tank-ish Bright Lancer?! I’ll KEEL JOO, JOO BASSTAHD!! Pyrus wanted to say. “May I take my turn now, please?” is what she said instead.

“Sure, try it.”

“Alright, then! I discard a Spell card! Then add another card into my deck. And then draw a new card. TO ACTIVATE PAPILLON’S… WAIT, NO, I MEAN GUNPOWDER WINGS!! Eh, I use his ability to kill Great Hurricane!” Papillon, the guy with gunpowder-formed wings, FABULOUSLY waved his arms! Dozens of neat little butterflies grew out of his wings and covered Great Hurricane from head to toe, who now looked uncomfortable.

“YAAAAAGH!!” screamed Great Hurricane, ripping at the butterflies covering his flesh! They simultaneously exploded. Great Hurricane was obliterated to the extreme.

“That was awesome!” Chazz declared. (Chazz: 1200 Life Points) “Never mind. What’s with the damage?”

“Oh, well when that ability’s used, I deal damage to your Life Points equal to half of the destroyed monster’s Defense Points,” Pyrus said. “NOW DO YOU FEAR ME?”

“No! Why would I?”

“THEN DIE!! I MEAN LOSE!! BUT I REALLY MEAN DIE!! BOTH OF YOU, ATTACK!!” Kazuki and Papillon geared up for attack! Why aren’t they called by the correct names anymore? They both started to use their respective attacks as a Negate Attack activated (from Chazz’s side)!

 

“Is that it?”

Zazz shrugged. “I think you’re an idiot for not getting rid of that sooner, Pyrus.”

“I don’t HAVE a card to get rid of it! Just STOP SAYING MEAN THINGS!!” Pyrus sobbed! “Now I’ll just set a card…”

“Pssht. And after all that ‘draw power’ talk. Chazz. Hurry up and kick her butt already.”

“I’m on it,” Chazz stated, drawing an important card. “I use Monster Reborn!” A cool totem of some sort appeared, resurrecting Elemental Hero Ocean! (Ocean: 1500 Attack Points)

“He… he can kill Papillon… oh man, now I’M calling him that...” choked Pyrus, blinking back tears, “b-but Kazuki’ll stop him NEX-NEXT turn!”

 

“He won’t BE here next turn; I use Polymerization!” Chazz held out said card above his head, as if it were important or something! “I combine Ocean with Elemental Hero Lady Heat in order to create—”

“Yeah, Absolute Zero, get on with it!”

“…You’re such a jabroni, Zazz.” Absolute Zero appeared! (Absolute Zero: 2500 Attack Points)

Aw no! Pyrus mentally gasped! This is… I need to use this card! NOW!!

“Go! Negative Infinity Degrees!”

“Not so fast! I use the Quick-Play Spell: Exiled Battle!” Pyrus flipped up her face-down, displaying Kazuki spearing an enemy to the moon. TO THE MOOOOOOON!!

“What?! I LOVE that scene!!”

“I do too! This card removes one monster from both sides of the field for two of your turns, and then returns on your End Phase!”

 

“Wait…” Kazuki got his determined look on. “N-n-no, stop!” Kazuki’s lance became filled with power again.

“SUNLIGHT HEART PLUS!!” Kazuki yelled!

“No, Kazuki, stop! You DON’T want to go to the moon!!” Chazz begged!

“YAAAAAAAAAH!!” Kazuki smashed his spear square into Absolute Zero’s stomach, pushed it skyward, and took a big leap. He was gone within seconds.

“NO! I had a complex combo I was gonna start setting up… no, wait, not really… well, why’d you get rid of him if Kazuki’s way stronger?” Chazz quizzically asked.

“Well, I don’t want him to die if I beat him, unlike Papillon,” Pyrus informed, pointing to her now-frozen butterfly man, who then broke.

“But that only solves things for two turns. Then when you attack, your Kazuki will STILL die.”

“B-but now I have time to PLAN for that!”

“You’re an idiot, Pyrus,” Zazz reminded.

“Stop saying that!”

“Well, now I can summon Elemental Hero Voltic to the field!” Chazz summoned Elemental Hero Voltic. (Voltic: 1000 Attack Points)

Wait a minute. “Why didn’t you just use him in your fusion summon for Absolute Zero instead of Gaia?”

“… You shut up. Attack, True Voltic Thunder!” Voltic teleported in front of Pyrus, grabbed her face, and shocked her.

“Gyaaaarg!!” she oddly screamed. (Pyrus: 800 Attack Points) His deed done, Voltic simply teleported away.

“And that’s it,” Chazz shrugged. “Go ahead, begin your desperate struggle.”

 

“… Hm. Well, then, Alchemy Arms: Sacred Sword!” Pyrus summoned a cool guy with a sword, and I am sorry that I couldn’t find a better source to show him to you. (Sacred Sword: 1900 Attack Points) “Kill him!” The steely-eyed boy cut Voltic clean in half with his cool sword. KA-BYOOM!! (Chazz: 300 Life Points) “GIVE UP YET?” offered demonic lil’ Pyrus.

“What are you, stupid? The first player below 500 Life Points almost always wins in this show!” Chazz said, picking at his ear. “It’s basic knowledge; you’ve given me a lock on victory!”

“… :( … >:( … NEXT TURN, I’M SHUTTING YOU UP.”

“Get’m tiger,” Zazz sighed.

“You aren’t helpful, you know.”

 

“I summon Elemental Hero Prisma in Attack Mode!” Chazz shouted! The cool glassy crystal man appeared to save the day! (Prisma: 1700 Attack Points) “Next I’ll discard Elemental Hero Captain Gold in order to add Skyscraper into my hand!” A cool guy in Bladedge-ish armor fell from the sky, arms crossed, and plunged into the earth with an earth-shattering result! As in buildings sprouted around the field.

“Not that again…”

“Yep. So I’ll play Skyscraper, of course, and activate the Spell Fifth Hope! I’ll be adding Stratos, Voltic, Gaia, Captain Gold and Heat back into my deck to draw three cards, since I have nothing else in my hand!”

“? ?!” Pyrus whimpered in confusion.

Yes, I’m cheating here, Chazz revealed to himself.

“Now I’’ll set one card and KILL THE ALCHEMIST!!” Prisma looked up at the cityscape. It made him TOUGH. (Prisma: 2700 Attack Points) Prisma held out one arm and launched dozens of crystal shards at the teen warrior’s face. He EXPLODED!! Not. He held his sword out and blocked all of his foe’s attack-shards!

“Now what?” Chazz groaned.

“By discarding a Spell card I can negate damage against him,” Pyrus explained, adding her random card back into her deck and replacing it as Sacred Sword exploded. Woah! She drew Alchemy Arms – Gravity Clash! Just in time!

“I’ll just set another card and end my turn, then.”

 

“Good! Because this is the end!” Pyrus shouted! “I’m going to attack you directly and win! Maybe I won’t be able to summon my trump card, but I can still wipe you out! I summon Alchemy Arms – Angel’s Arrow!” A nicely-dressed girl with a weirdo robot buddy appeared. (Angel’s Arrow: 1200 Attack Points) “And I just love her special ability!” Pyrus exchanged another card in her hand. “I can discard a card in my hand in order to destroy one card on the field.”

“But I need Prisma in order to destroy your monster next turn,” Chazz said.

“I don’t care!”

“But what if my Trap card here is really important?” Chazz suggested. “It could make you lose if you don’t get rid of it.”

“…HEEEEEY, YOU’RE TRYING TO TRICK ME!!” Pyrus realized!

“Well, if that won’t work,” Chazz trailed off, cracking his knuckles, “… then I’ll have to savagely beat you up after you destroy Prisma.”

“H-huh?! What?” Pyrus shuddered. “B… but… I’M SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU FOR YOUR INSOLENCE, FOOL!!”

 

Chazz’s eyes said that he wasn’t kidding. “I’m serious. Think I’m not? You seem to have the build of a six year-old.” Chazz took out a photo of himself, when he was much younger, somewhat bruised and dressed as a boxer, while Crowler held up a large trophy without much enthusiasm. “When I was six, I won the ‘Super Japanese Super Junior Boxing Championship’. I was known for my ‘left arm of the devil’ 1-hit KO move.”

“Eh…”

“Actually, I gave three kids a concussion, and put a distressed father into a coma.”

“…Eh… eh… heh… um…” Pyrus was now sweating and shivering uncontrollably. “I… I’ll just destroy the Trap card…”

“Why thank you, it was Hero Medal, so now I can shuffle this card back into my deck and draw a card. I have no idea why Jaden put that card in here, though, because it’s usually useless.”

“Just like YOU!” Hallucinatory-Jaden winked.

Chazz drew his NEW CARD smugly. “Perfect.” THANK YOU FOR BEING A COPY OF THAT STUID COWARD SYRUS!!

That was… too scary… Pyrus whimpered.

That was stupid, Zazz thought.

 

“Okay, I’ll set a card face-down and have Prisma attack with Shiny Blast!” Prisma absorbed the powers of the now-setting sun and fired it out as a high-powered blast at Angel’s Arrow! She ‘sploded. (Pyrus: 300 Life Points)

“Urgh!” Pyrus grunted.

“Neck n’ neck now,” Chazz chuckled.

“Well y’know what?”

“What, Pyrus? What should I know?”

“Exiled Battle ends now.”

“WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?! I forgot.”

“RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!” Kazuki smashed Absolute Zero back onto Earth from above with a satisfying ‘smack’ sound! (Kazuki: 4400 Attack Points, Absolut Zero: 2500 Attack Points)

“And next, thanks to the secondary effect of Exiled Battle, I can Special Summon one ‘Alchemy Arms’ monster from my deck, and I’ll choose Metal Skin!” A man in a… mysterious… uniform appeared. (Metal Skin: 2000 Attack Points, 2000 Defense Points)

“What’s he gonna do, yell ‘BRAVO’?” Chazz oddly joked. But seriously, it’s Captain Bravo. That can’t be good…

Actually, she could win right now, if she’s not a complete idiot, Zazz thought, stifling a chuckle.

 

“I’ll cast Monster Reborn to revive Executioner’s Blade!” Pyrus announced, as that Tokiko girl appeared. “Lastly I’ll tribute all three of my monsters to Special Summon my final, strongest monster: Alchemy Arms – Gravity Clash!” All three guys faded away in a whirl of yellow sparkles, replaced by a large, crimson man with soulless eyes, flowing hair, and one hell of an axe. (Gravity Clash: 2700 Attack Points)

“No way! Is that Victor Powered?!” Chazz gulped!

(Victor Powered: 2700 Attack Points)

“Um… yeah… ehem. I’m beating you this turn.”

[spoiler=Part Two]Yu-Gi-Oh! GX! The Fan Fic

Episode 30: Many More Duels on Duel Island

Part Two

 

“THIS IS MY ULTIMATE MONSTER!! GRAVITY CLASH, THE STRONGEST OF THE ALCHEMY ARMS ARMY!! AND WITH HIM, I SHALL GRANT YOU THE MOST HUMILIATING DEFEAT IMAGINABLE!!”

“Okay,” Chazz said.

“… He can gain 100 Attack Points for whenever I send a card to the Graveyard, including when I summon him, and when he attacks a monster, it’s forced into Defense Mode, then still deals Battle Damage, which is then doubled. Why aren’t you freaked out or anything?”

“Because it’s just a card game, y’know,” Chazz said.

“If it’s just a game, then why did you cheat so much?” Zazz asked.

“Ch-CHEATING?!”

“Pyrus shut up.”

“Okay. Anyways attack him now!! FATAL ATTRACTION!!” The red guy held up his axe and threw it . It just floated above Prisma, like it was on the moon or something. Then it began spinning around until it was just a blur, and shot out sparks in all directions! It was making the gravity around itself and Prisma change! Prisma was forced onto the ground, face-first, and started cracking under the intense pressue! Finally, after what had seemed like an eternity, Victor warped above Prisma, grabbed the axe, and smashed open his head.

(Chazz: 4100 Life Points)

“… You’ve got to be shitting me,” Pyrus groaned.

 

“And THAT’S why I was so calm,” Chazz smugly explained, pointing at his newly-activated Rainbow Life Trap Caaaaaard!!! “I just discarded Elemental Hero Flash and got to reverse all that glorious damage.”

“… I… I…” Pyrus stuttered, shaking uncontrollably, “I… end my… turn…”

 

"DRAW!!" Chazz shouted! He drew Miracle Fusion! “I play Miracle Fusion!” The silhouettes of Ocean and Woodsman appeared and combined into Terra Firma! (Terra Firma: 2500 Attack Points) Terra Firma looked upon Victor Powered with extreme prejudice. “NOW I’ll show you the ONLY reason why people should PLAY this monster! I tribute Absolute Zero to add his power to Terra Firma’s!” Terra Firma absorbed Absolute Zero and became some sort of blue color! (Terra Firma: 5000 Attack Points) He pointed one finger at Victor.

“DIE NOW, EVIL,” he ordered sternly. Victor immediately froze and exploded into icy chunks.

“NOOOOOOOO!!” Pyrus cried! “DON’T DO IT!!”

“TERRA FIRMA, RIP HER A NEW ASS!!”

 

Terra Firma nodded. He put both hands around the gem on his chest. It gleamed and fired an amazing ray at Pyrus, strong enough to literally freeze the jungle behind her! “GYAAAAH, IT’S SO COOOOLD!!” She exploded. (Pyrus: -400 Life Points)

“FINALLY!!” Chazz roared! “NOW WILL YOU SHUT UP?!”

“W… waaaaaah…” Pyrus sobbed.

“Wow, you cry when you lose?” Chazz asked, surprised.

“N-no, I fell on my leg the wrong way…” She showed off her leg, which was bent in a freakish fashion.

“… Oh.”

“RAAAARG!!” Huffy Chumlington burst out of the trees!

“WHA?!” She grabbed Chazz (WOAH!!), Pyrus (WAAAH!!) and Zazz (NOT ME, IDIOT!!) in a flash and ran off!

 

She took off through the trees. She ran past the beach. She leaped over the waterfall. She ran past a tiger with a cigarette, who looked quite content with her smoking. She stopped by the clearing, full of crushed log and duelists. “AAAAHH!! FEMALE KOALA KO ALA!!” Huffy stopped and dropped the three guys on the ground.

“REALLY?! WH-WHERE?!” Huffy asked, terrified.

“What was all THAT for—OH CRAP, BILLY!!” Chazz screamed, heading over to the still-smoking crater where Billy Hills epically lost.

“I reckon I got beat… by a girl Jaden, yeah,” Billy Hills admitted. “Also I’m okay, I reckon.”

“Oh, okay.”

“Aren’t you gonna say something else?” Angry McArgue asked.

“Whadda ya’ mean?”

“Your FRIEND is in a CRATER, and you’re supposed to nurture him and stuff!”

“What are you TALKING about?! Are you crazy, Angry?!”

“No! YOU are!”

“My gosh, you’re so mean! I can’t understand how Alexis and Nancy can even STAND you! Alexis deserves better! You should go kill yourself, because nobody likes you!”

“What I can’t see is how Billy and Dobbson follow YOU around blindly! You ALWAYS tell people to kill themselves! Doesn’t it get old?”

They both stared at each other for a minute. “You’re right,” they agreed, shaking hands. They smiled and instantly changed their respective outlooks on life.

 

“Uh, Angry,” Yuki reminded, “aren’t you going to duel Alex?”

“Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me.”

“WHY AM I OVER THERE?!” Syrus cried, pointing to Pyrus, lying on the ground and foaming at the mouth.

“I dunno, but I reckon I’m okay now,” Billy Hills said, standing up again.

“Hey, you really ARE okay,” Chazz said, somewhat relieved. “Who else is left to duel, though?”

“Just the guy Angry’s dueling and Yuki,” Misa helpfully told him.

“Oh, okay. I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL SO WE CAN GET OFF THIS STINKIN’ ISLAND ALREADY!!” Chazz challenged!

“No I’m dueling after Alex duels Angry so no” Yuki said.

“Aw, come on!”

“No, we need to pad this filler out some,” Angry McArgue said.

“Anyways, can we get this duel over with?” Alex rushed, adjusting his specs.

“Eh, sure,” Angry McArgue supposed, strappin’ on her Duel Disk.

She seems so much more… pleasant now, somehow! Alex thought, confused. Does character development actually work that way?

 

“DUEL!!” (Angry McArgue: 400 Life Points, Alex Road: 4000 Life Points)

“DO IT, MAN!” Misa cheered.

“Bwwaaaaaaaah,” Huffy yawned.

“My leg’s STILL injured!” Pyrus cried!

“AHH!! GIRL ME!!” Syrus cried, still confused.

Anyways, Alex decided, I’ve got to do this right. I can’t let Chazz duel Yuki now that Pyrus epically failed at her only job! What the hell was she even doing?! Anyways, he’s the only good member of the team left. This girl’s obviously going to lose, so I only need to worry about him.

“I’ll set three cards face-down,” Angry McArgue said, “and I’ll summon Quillbolt Hedgehog in Defense Mode!’ A cute hedgehog with screws forcefully screwed into its back appeared.

“Nyum nyum nyum,” it chewed, bleeding. (Quillbolt Hedgehog: 800 Defense Points)

 

“I summon Sonic From Brawl!!” Alex shouted!

“C’mon, step it up!” Sonic urged. (SFB: 1900 Attack Points)

“No, I use Bottomless Trap Hole!” A hole appeared under Sonic’s feet.

“WOOOOOOOOOooooooooah…” he screamed, falling. Soon there was an explosion sound effect and some smoke rising from the hole. “Hey, there IS a bottom!”

“Now he’s removed from play for the rest of the game, so now your Spells and Traps are useless!” Angry McArgue informed.

“Damn, you’re right! How’d you know I’d have this type of deck?!” Alex ordered!

“You have the watch.” Alex hid the Sonic the Hedgehg watch he was wearing. “Now it’s my turn again, right?”

“R… right.”

 

“Good! I’ll activate Mass Driver!” A large cannon appeared on the field. With it, I’m allowed to tribute a monster and inflict 400 damage to your Life Points whenever I want to.”

“Okay,” Alex shrugged.

“Next I summon Black Salvo!” A small bomb with a mean face appeared. (Black Salvo: 100 Attack Points, Tuner)

“What’s up with all the Tuner monsters we’ve seen so far?” Bastion asked.

“You’ve only seen like two, and they won’t even catch on for several more years,” Syrus sy-ed.

“Next I’ll activate Quillbolt Hedgehog’s effect: when I control a Tuner monster, I can Special Summon it from the Graveyard!” Angry McArgue announced! The cool, injured ‘hog appeared out of nowhere!

“Nyum nyum.” It bled more. (Quillbolt Hedgehog: 800 Defense Points)

“The only drawback is that when killed again, it gets removed from play like Sonic,” Angry McArgue explained, “but now after I activate my Trap card: Imperial Iron Wall!” Her Trap flipped up! It had a city enclosed within a big metal shell, which apparently the king thought was badass. “Now no cards can be removed from play, like, ever!”

“THAT MOVE IS SO AWESOOOOOOOME!!” Bastion and Misa screamed in unison, complete with exploding heads.

 

“Okay, Quillbolt, FIRE!!” The monster, under the influence of the Mass Driver cannon, transformed into a white ball of energy and flew at Alex.

“UWA!!” he screamed! (Alex: 3600 Life Points) “W-wait, no, stop, I surrender—”

“FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEE!!” And thus, the Hedgehog fired repeatedly, creating an infinite loop of giant hedgehog explosions in Alex’s face. It lasted for a very successful and hilarious hour. (Alex: -Infinity Life Points, Game Over)

“Q… qu… quack?” Alex sputtered, battered and beaten within the inch of his life.

“Now THAT was satisfying!”

“Tell me why SHE’S not the star of the show?” Syrus demanded, amazed.

“Because then Mad McAngryman would be taking my place, and we ALL know we can’t handle that!” Yuki exposed! “Now, let me duel you, Angry! I’m tired and I want to go home!” She smashed her Duel Disk onto her arm in a cool fashion.

 

“Now we all know that I wanna go home more than YOU!” Chazz revealed! “Yo, Angry, what’s the scouter say on her?”

“She has quick Special Summoning tactics and has a Ritual monster who negates non-Field Spells and Traps,” Angry McArgue said.

“Okay, I’ll take her out.”

“Ugh,” Nancy Wut sighed.

“What’s up, I reckon?” Billy Hills asked.

“She’s doing the kind of thing that I usually seem like I’m supposed to do. I like the abusive Angry more.”

“Oh, well sorry about that, I reckon,” Billy Hills consoled, confused.

And so, Chazz and Angry McArgue, suddenly friends now, hi-fived as the boy strode out to battle. “I’m ready Yuki, for you and your cheap tactics! Yeah, I know Pyrus and Zazz were sent just to beat me with knowledge of my deck and its contents! They tried to use cards that kill off Level-based cards, and I suppose that you had somebody specifically for beating Bastion, right?”

“Yeah,” Alex confessed.

“And so everybody else was just filler, right? That means that your plan failed, you needed me gone, and you’re unprepared due to my intense dueling skills!!”

“Not so,” Yuki said, “I really just got them in here because I didn’t want to waste too much time at this place.”

“You cheeky jabroni.”

“That’s offensive!” Nancy Wut shouted!

“Oh, well sorry. You cheeky jerk!” Chazz substituted.

“It’s true, I’ve got enough strength to beat you AND that Jaden rip-off kid in one turn!”

“I reckon she’s right!”

“Well, if you try beating me in one turn,” Chazz boasted, “I’ll counter you in just HALF a turn!”

“I’d like to see you try.”

“DUEL!!” they yelled! (Chazz: 4000 Life Points, Yuki: 4000 Life Points)

“GET YOUR DUEL ON!!”

 

Current standings:

 

Chazz Princeton: Active

Nancy Wut: Loss, Alex Road

Angry McArgue: Active

Syrus Truesdale: Tie, Misa Wabastion

Bastion Misawa: Loss, Alex Road

Billy Hills: Loss, Yuki Judai

 

Zazz Princesston: Loss, Chazz Princeton

Alex Road: Loss, Angry McArgue

Misa Wabastion: Tie, Syrus Truesdale

Pyrus Puesdale: Loss, Chazz Princeton, though he cheated and stuff a bit, but that’s okay since she’s a psychopath

Huffy Chumlington: Loss, Angry McArgue

Yuki Judai: Active

 

“What kinda catch-phrase is THAT?! And besides, how did you know we would come, anyways?”

"Well, we guessed."

"Makes sense."

 

 

 

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Well, that's nice, BUT WHAT FREAKIN' TOOK YOU SO LONG?!!? This things' been up for almost a year now, and it's ALSO gotten the biggest view-to-post ratio in he forum (besides the rule topics)!! WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG TO NOTICE THIS?!?!?! But really, I'm not angry, so there. My rage is fake! Nice to see you reading my crap!

 

In other news, while I was supposed to be writing part 5 of that filler that everybody besides I seem to like, I finished ep 35 of the fic in advance. I'd also like to say that its quality can be likened to episode 4 of which Nexev speaks! This means that my quality which has suffered as of late is able to bounce back, unlike several stories where the writer just starts sucking randomly for the rest of their lives!! So, um, I just wanted to say that, and you're all going to enjoy the Shadow Rider (Seven Stars!!) arc.

 

Also, should I make more things like this:

If one person says yes, then I'll use them for character bios and suff on a big post.

[Nexev]

Well I was busy and got distracted, I've been reading this since the Stan Kirby Pm, just wanted to catch up first.

 

Obviously I got interrupted to much, said funk it, and posted anyway.

[Weather Report - Stand]

Thank you for reading my story, and I hope that it is good enough to match your expectations of parody, and it doesn't matter how long it was between when you said you'd read it and when you DID read it. All that matters IS that you read it. So thank you, Nexev, sir!

[Des ＨＥＲＯ]

Great chapter...That was a long duel.

[Weather Report - Stand]

Yeah, especially for the show where around five turns become a 2-part episode...

[Weather Report - Stand]

I'll let this episode speak for itself.

 

[spoiler=Episode 31: One More Duel on Duel Island (Fillers 5/6)][spoiler= Part One]

Yu-Gi-Oh! GX! The Fan Fic

Episode 31: One More Duel on Duel Island

Part One

 

It was four o’clock on a deserted rainforest island. The two enemy groups had completely assembled together. And it was time for the final game that would DECIDE IT ALL. Unless, y’know, Chazz loses.

“DUEL!!” (Yuki: 4000 Life Points, Chazz: 4000 Life Points)

“Get your duel on, man!” Yuki shouted!

“What kind of catchphrase is THAT?!?!” Chazz asked insultingly.

“Come on, Chazz, don’t let it get to you!” Syrus said.

“Let it get to ’im, girl!” cheered Misa.

 

“Hm.” Chazz drew his opening hand: Skyscraper, Heat, Ocean, A Hero Emerges, and Woodsman. Okay, but I could do better.

“Heh,” Yuki chuckled, satisfied with what she saw: Laharl Dies, Prinny Laharl, Pringer X, Prinny Squad!! and Prinny Kurtis. Then she drew a Field Spell! “I play the Field card, Red Moon!” The area turned cool and dark. A large pinkish moon hung above the kids’ heads as several small spheres rose from the earth and into the sky.

“What’s with the small ball things, I reckon they’re creepy,” Billy Hills shuddered.

“They’re Prinny souls,” Yuki explained. “Whenever a Prinny is sent to the Graveyard I can place one Soul Token on Red Moon. Then I can remove three to summon a Prinny from my Graveyard and draw a card.”

This means trouble, Chazz thought.

 

“I’ll begin now by activating the Spell card Prinny Squad!!” Three Prinnies appeared!

“DOOD!”

“DOOD!”

“DOOD!” (Pvt Prinnies: 1300 Attack Points)

“Then I’ll send them all to the Graveyard to activate my Ritual Spell: Laharl Dies!” Yuki announced! The three Prinnies blew up.

“Discarding three already?” Angry McArgue gasped. “She’s got something planned!” Three souls appeared upon the moon as the evil Prinny demon prince appeared with an evil cackle!

“HAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!” he cackled. (Prinny Laharl: 2500 Attack Points)

“As long as Laharl’s on the field, all Spells and Traps, other than Field Spells, are negated,” Yuki told, “so don’t go expecting an easy comeback.”

“Yeah yeah, say that again after he’s dead,” Chazz shrugged.

“Next I’ll summon Prinny Kurtis to the field, man!” Yuki said, as a green Prinny with a hooked beak and innate sense of justice pirouetted onto the scene!

“Hmph,” he said in a cool fashion. (Kurtis: 2000 Attack Points)

“Another strong monster on the first turn?!” Syrus realized! “NOBODY starts out like THIS!!”

“Except me!” Yuki chimed in.

“Look out, Chazz!”

“Shut up,” Zazz said, “a LOT of people start out like that!”

“Oh.”

 

“Sure, he’s tough, but he won’t stay for long, man!” Yuki went on. “I’ll tribute him to draw two cards with his effect!”

“HA!” Kurtis’ two flippers became mechanical arms! He combined his fists together, which made them rotate, until they finally became a ROCKET PUNCH as they flew off, smacking two cards out from Yuki’s deck!

“SMACK!” went the two cards. Then Kurtis simply faded away into a golden sparkly mist…

“Let’s see here,” inspected Yuki as a fourth Soul Token appeared on the moon. She’d drawn Prinny Toss and Prinny Bomb. “I’ll re-summon him now.”

“Damn, she’s got HAND ADVANTAGE goin’ on!!” Bastion cried!

“If she’s as bad with it as Pyrus, then I don’t think I need to worry,” Chazz sighed.

“Hey!!” Pyrus yelled, applying a leg cast. Three of the Soul Tokens disappeared, allowing Kurtis to be reincarnated by the rays of the moon!

“Justice NEVER dies!” Kurtis assured.

“Mm-hm,” Yuki half-heartedly agreed, drawing Evil Prinny Beauty Tyrant – Etna. “Please do that thing again, man.” Kurtis punched the deck. “Thanks!” She drew two more cards. “And that’s it,” she decided, looking up at the two remaining Soul Tokens lying overhead.

 

“I’ll set a face-down then,” Chazz said decisively, “and I’ll summon Elemental Hero Heat!” Heat appeared. (Heat: 1600 -> 1800 Attack Points)

“What’s with the power boost, man?”

“So you say ‘man’ while Jaden says ‘yo’, I get it already. My Heat gains 200 Attack Points for every E-Hero on the field, including himself. But I’m not done yet, girl.”

“I know what’s coming,” Syrus anticipated.

“Kill ‘dat monster ‘dat killed me, I reckon!!”Billy Hills cheered!

“Go, Skyscraper!!” Building suddenly bloomed in the jungle, smashing the moon like a mirror.

“Crap!” Yuki cursed.

“Yeah, you’re not the ONLY one who likes loopholes!” Chazz said, being awesome! “Heat, dethrone that sucker!”

“That’s a bad joke, you know!” But Heat still punched Prinny Laharl. (Heat: 2800 Attack Points, Laharl: 2500 Attack Points) “Don’t assume for a second that you’ve hindered me for a second, man,” Yuki warned, as Laharl exploded.

“AAAAAAAAAAAGH!!” Laharl cried! (Yuki: 3700 Life Points)

“That’s true, I reckon she’s still got sum’ SECRET WEAPONS,” Billy Hills agreed.

“Hmph. Then show me!”

 

“I will, then! Come on out, Big Sis Prinny!” A lovable pink Prinny appeared.

“Um… dood?” she guessed. (BSP: 1900 Attack Points)

“It’s pink and has 100 more Attack Points than Heat, but how’s that going to help?” Chazz asked.

“But she’s cute!” Alex said! Everyone stared at him. “…What?”

“STAY knocked out!” Angry McArgue yelled, smashing his face in. He was knocked out for good, this time.

“What kinda character development did YOU go through?” heckled Zazz.

“Oh yeah, the development…”

“Now that you’re done commenting, I’ll kill your Elemental Hero! Big Sis, use your Pink Blades of Doom!” Big Sis Prinny nodded, taking out two pink machetes. She tossed them and they spun around like disks! They cut through Heat’s stomach, then continued to fly behind him, until they settled themselves inside Heat’s skull.

“Hmph,” Chazz groaned. (Chazz: 3900 Life Points) “Well, at least now I can use my Trap: A Hero Emerges!” The zombie superhero card was BACK! Chazz held out his four-card hand. “Pick a card. If it’s a monster, I can summon it.”

“I choose that one,” Yuki said, pointing to a card!

“Thank you for choosing Woodsman!” Chazz thanked, placing his card on his Duel Disk. Elemental Hero Woodsman appeared!

“YOSH!!” (Woodsman: 2000 Defense Points)

“Well then, I’ll set two face-down cards and end my turn, man.” Yuki set two cards. “Go ahead!”

 

“DRAW!” announced Chazz.

“Stop saying that!” Pyrus and Syrus cried.

“Shut up, Syrus!”

“Yeah, shut up, Pyrus!”

“Waaaaah…”

“Now that I’ve drawn him, I’ll summon Elemental Hero Stratos!” The better answer to Avian appeared, loud, proud, and… oud! (Stratos: 1800 Attack Points) “Now I’ll add Elemental Hero Prisma into my hand from my deck!” Chazz announced, gettin’ his card. “And while I’m at it, I’ll get my Polymerization thanks to Woodsman.”

“I GOT IT!!” Woodsman promised, tossing Chazz a Polymerization.

“Thanks, Woodsman!”

“NO!! PROBLEM!!”

“Eh, whatever you say. Now combine, Ocean and Voltic!” The two heroes combined together in a boring swirling pattern to create… “Elemental Hero: Absolute Zero!!” And the icy knight appeared, condensing any and all nearby oxygen! (Absolute Zero: 2500 Attack Points)

“Wow, he’s cool, I reckon both figuratively AND literally!” Billy Hills marveled!

“But Bladedge’s better,” Syrus said with a glint in his eye.

 

“Now, Woodsman!” Chazz commanded! “Attack, Deadly Seed!”

“GOT EET!!” Woodsman complied, with his funny accent.

“He’s funny,” Misa and Bastion giggled.

“Would YOU like it if someone made fun of YOUR collective accents?” Chazz retorted.

“… But… my hand was bitten off…”

“GROSS!!” gagged Woodsman, throwing a watermelon seed at Big Sis Prinny. (Woodsman: 2000 Attack Points)

“I activate Prinny Bomb!” Yuki countered! Her first Trap featured a Priny holding a bomb. Big Sis Prinny took out a big, pink bomb with her flippers (I don’t know where from) and used it to deflect Woodsman’s seed! Then she hurled the explosive at her attacker, ‘sploding on him.

“OH NO!!” Woodsman shrieked! (Chazz: 3400 Life Points)

“What’s going on now?” Chazz asked.

“Prinny Bomb negates one of your attacks against a Prinny,” Zazz said, “and then you lose Life Points equal to half of his original Attack, man.”

“Well, Absolute Zero hasn’t attacked yet!” Chazz shouted! “Negative Infnity Degr—”

“No! Trap, activate, Prinny Toss!” Yuki’s second Tap featured a Prinny hitting someone’s face and blowing up! “I can tribute a Prinny monster on my side of the field to destroy two of your cards.” Big Sis Prinny walked up to Yuki, who lifted her up and tossed her at Woodsman and Absolute Zero! “And in addition, I gain 700 Life Points when Big Sis Prinny leaves the field!” The Prinny hit Absolute Zero, causing a large enough explosion to wipe out both hero monsters!

“NOOOOOO!!” Woodsman screamed! (Yuki: 4400 Life Points)

Come on, I can’t set anything, and all I control is Skyscraper! Chazz thought.

“Chazz, watch out, I reckon!” Billy Hills warned!

“She’s got’m on ‘da ropes!” Huffy commentated.

 

“Alright then, my turn again!” Yuki drew a card. She smiled at it. “Do you want to know something, Chazz?” she slyly asked with a creepy grin.

“What?”

“Want me to tell you why I became a duelist?” she asked him again, eyes narrowing.

“Why? Because you like card games?” Chazz asked.

“That’s why I duel!” Bastion noted.

“Indeed,” Zazz nodded in agreement.

“I do it because I’d probably get involved with the yakuza in some sort of big scam if I stay at home,” Syrus revealed.

“No… because I’m a hardcore sadist,” Yuki said.

“Um… okay… wait, what?!”

“I used to love inflicting pain upon others physically,” Yuki explained in a suggestive tone, “but I’m too weak by myself and would often be beaten in response myself. And so I wondered, ‘what can I do to satisfy my own needs and desires?’ The answer in that came from the TV while channel-surfing one day.

 

”AAAAAAAAHH!!” some guy screamed during a professional duel. “GYAAAAAAAAH!! AAAAAAAARRGH!!” He fell to his knees, shaking uncontrollably.

“Eh, what?” Joey Wheeler asked. “I just attacked ‘yas with a Baby Drag’n.” He pointed to his cutedragon baby.

 

Yuki liked what she’d seen and heard. If such a small monster can do that to a grown man, she thought, then what can a BIG monster do?

 

“And so, a stranger happened to appear before my family one day,” Yuki continued, “and he gave us the tuition money needed to send me away to boarding school, or The OTHER Japanese Duel Academy. He even gave me this beat down deck, as cruel as I am! Now I can inflict all the pain I want to, and LEGALLY at that! It’s just so… satisfying…”

“She’s serious,” Bastion realized.

“She’s scaring me now,” Angry McArgue shuddered.

“Gyah, I reckon I feel violated now!” Billy Hills yelped!

“Well, Yuki, that explains a lot,” Zazz said, remembering some very creepy images from her recent past.

“Yes, those with a certain… instinct… can channel their powers into being a better duelist, by discarding any possible weaknesses and stupidity, and turning it all into sheer power…” Yuki monologued. “Well, back to the duel, I’ll summon Prin the Vagabond!” A Prinny with an afro, who nobody seems to post pictures of on the internet, appeared, stylin’ like a funky 70’s cop. (Prin: 1700 Attack Points)

“You’re into retro hairstyles now?” Chazz joked.

“Prin, silence that man.”

“Dood,” Prin cried, tossing some throwing knives at Chazz! Why not machetes? Because he’s JUST that cool.

“AAAAAAAHH!!” Chazz screamed.

“What’s up, you don’t usually scream like that in duels,” Angry McArgue asked.

“N-no, it… it…” A knife had become stuck in Chazz’s now-bleeding hand. “GYAAAAAAAAH, WHAT’S HAPPENING?!”

“Mmm,” Yuki suggestively moaned with a dreamy look in her eyes (and some drool escaping her mouth). Some sort of purplish-blackish aura began enveloping her. It looked like sewage water, mirroring her true personality.

“She’s using it!” Huffy exclaimed!

“She can’t control herself anymore!” Misa warned! “I’m serious, Chazz, you’re dead now!”

“Ungh… UGH!” Chazz pulled the knife from his hand.

“Chazz, are you alright?” Angry McArgue gasped!

“I reckon this duel’s getting illegally dangerous!” Billy Hills cried!

“What’s… with the aura?” Chazz asked, starting to tire. (Chazz: 2200 Life Points)

“When I get all excited, then… this happens…” Yuki explained.

“I don’t know what’s going on, but it looks pretty occult and danger-related!” Syrus realized! “Chazz, get outta there, you can just throw the match!”

“No, n-no,” Chazz disagreed, “I promised you guys that I’d win, so I’m GOING to win!”

 

“Are you so sure about this?” Yuki asked, tilting her head. “All of our direct attacks have been made real now, so I can listen to your symphony of screams as the duel continues!”

“That’s HORRIBLE!!” Bastion roared, horrified!

“No… it’s beautiful,” Yuki disagreed.

“LEAVE CHAZZ ALONE, I RECKON!!” Billy Hills ordered, charging toward Yuki fist-first! He hit her aura. Somehow, this punished him with a somewhat-strong electrical shock! “AAAAAH RECKIIIIIIIIIN!!” He was blasted back a few feet onto the ground, where he began convulsing slightly.

“NO, BILLY!!” Chazz screamed!

“Mmm~ yes~ the screaming only makes it better… it excites me…”

 

Yuki took a card out from her deck and set it. “What’re you doing?” Chazz asked, still fearing his friend’s safety as the others crowded around Billy Hills.

“Oh, Prin’s effect lets me add a card from my deck to my hand when he attacks directly,” Yuki stated. “I’ll also use Mystical Space Typhoon to destroy your Skyscraper.” A sudden, mighty tornado blew away all those cool buildings.

“Crap!” Chazz groaned!

“Now, it’s your turn. Surprise me!”

“No, screw yourself!” Chazz ordered!

“What?”

“Billy!” Chazz began running away. “Are you oka—” He smashed into some sort of invisible barrier. “Wh… what did you DO?!”

“Oh, I forgot to mention, after your friend tried to hit me, I erected a barrier around us so that nothing could get in between us… now the only escape for you… is death. Hee hee!”

This jabroni is crazy! Chazz knew.

 

 

[spoiler=Part Two]Yu-Gi-Oh! GX! The Fan Fic

Episode 31: One More Duel On Duel Island

Part Two

 

“Fine, I’ll play your twisted game for now,” Chazz decided, holding his throbbing hand, “but when I win, I never wanna see your face again! Chazz drew his next card, starting his turn. “I summon Elemental Hero Prisma in Attack Mode!’ Prisma appeared. (Prisma: 1700 Attack Points) “Next I’ll use Fifth Hope!” The card appeared, showing off the five-man hero team of legend. “I’ll add Absolute Zero back to my Fusion Deck, and Woodsman, Voltic, Ocean and Stratos into my regular deck to draw two more cards.” He drew two cards and set them. “Then I’ll set the cards and use Prisma’s ability: I can send one Elemental Hero from my deck to the Graveyard to have Prisma count as it in name only for one turn. And I’ll choose Elemental Hero Ice Edge!” Prisma turned into a crystalline version of a short, blue kid with a spiky helmet. “I’ll end my turn here.” Prisma turned back to normal.

 

“That was… odd,” Yuki supposed, confused. “Well, let’s kick things off!! I activate my face-down card, Prinny Squad!!” Her SECOND copy flipped up, summoning her Prinnies from the Graveyard. (Pvt. Prinny: 1300 Attack Points) So far, the only other things on her side of the field were a face-down and Prin the Vagabond, looking much like the other Prinnies, but with a funky afro, if you needed a reminder. “Next I’ll sacrifice one to summon the legendary Pringer X!” One Prinny twirled around at an amazing speed until he transformed into the incredible robo-penguin!

“DOOD,” it said. (Pringer X: 2000 -> 4000 Attack Points)

“He gains 1000 Attack Points for every Prinny on the field, though Prin won’t count thanks to his name,” Yuki explained, licking her lips. “It’s still, however, tough enough to kill you in one shot.” Outside of the INVISIBLE BARRIER, the Duel Academy kids were showing visible fear for Chazz, though it was inaudible, thanks to said INVISIBLE BARRIER.

 

“You’ve gotta be kidding me,” Chazz chuckled.

“Is that funny?” Yuki asked. “Well, then you may enjoy it if I sacrifice a second Private Prinny to summon my Evil Prinny Beauty Tyrant – Etna.” The evil beauty pageant winner picked up the second Prinny and threw it away. (Etna: 2000 Attack Points)

“Oh, so they made you into a card?”

“That’s a nice idea, but in the meantime, I’m allowed to Special Summon the monster Etna’s Vassal – Hanako from my deck!” A small demon girl with pink hair leaped onto the field next to Etna. (Hanako: 1400 Attack Points, Tuner)

“What’s a Tuner?” Chazz wondered.

“Well, you’ll see in a minute, because sadly Tuners, like Gemini monsters, are widely ignored these days,” Yuki sighed.

“What the hell’s a Gemini monster?!”

 

“Next I’ll equip my third Private Prinny with the Equip Spell, Prinny’s Hero Scarf.” A cool scarf appeared and covered up the Prinny. “Now I can send it to the Graveyard to Special Summon Hero Prinny from my Extra Deck.” The Prinny became cel-shaded and awesome!

“Gotta do it, dood!” Hero Prinny saluted. (Hero Prinny: 1900 Attack Points)

“Finished yet?” Chazz asked impatiently.

“No, I’ll use Etna’s effect to Special Summon another Prinny Kurtis from my hand to the field!”

“GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!!” Etna ordered! Kurtis teleported onto the field. (Kurtis: 2000 Attack Points) Pringer X suddenly began to glow. (Pringer X: 4000 -> 5000 Attack Points)

Damn, it just keeps getting stronger!! Chazz internally moaned.

 

“Aaaand…”

“AW, JUST STOP SUMMONING ALREADY!!” Chazz whined.

“No, I’ll just tune my Hanako to my Level Four Hero Prinny.” Hanako transformed into three magic green rings, while the Prinny transformed into four magic spheres! They combined… into an older form of Hanako, complete with a cool gun! (Majin Hanako: 2800 Attack Points)

“Wait, what did you just do?” Chazz asked.

“I Synchro Summoned.”

“SYNCHRO Summon?!”

“Yeah, you use a Tuner monster and sacrifice other monsters to equal a certain level so you can summon a Synchro monster from your Extra Deck.”

“You mean Fusion Deck.”

“No, now you can put Sychros AND Fusions in the Fusion Deck, so you can’t call it a Fusion Deck anymore.”

“… This is stupid!”

“Well, it’s going to kill you. And now since Hero Prinny is dead, I can summon another one, giving it 500 extra Attack Points,” Yuki said, as a new Prinny stepped up to the plate and put on the scarf.

“Dood!!” he cheered. (Hero Prinny: 2500 Attack Points)

 

“Let’s see here. Prin. Pringer X. Etna. Hanako. Kurtis. Hero Prinny. That’s fifteen-thousand, nine-hundred Attack Points all together,” Yuki informed. “Oh yes, that means you lose now. Pringer X, eliminate Prisma for us now!”

“DOOD!!” Pringer X summoned a couple of balls of electricity and threw them at Prisma!

“FEEL THE PAIN!!” Yuki laughed! “EXCITE ME! SCREAM, SHOUT FOR ME!! WAHAHAHAHA!!”

“I don’t think so! Did I LOOK scared when you were summoning your monsters?” Chazz reminded!

Ugh, he’s right! Yuki remembered! I should’ve expected something was up!

 

“Mirror Gate, activate!” Chazz rhymed! His Trap flipped up, revealing a cool wall made out of mirrors. It made Prisma and Pringer X teleport to each other’s spaces, reversing his attack upon himself in a very confusing way!

“So that’s why you summoned him in Attack Mode…” Yuki realized. (Yuki: 1300 Life Points)

“And I just halved your Life Points!” Chazz laughed! “You FELL for it!”

“Ngh…”

“Face it, you just wasted your best monster! All of that was for NOTHING!!” Chazz mocked! “You’re SUCH an idiot to think you could defeat CHAZZ PRINCETON, the MAIN CHARACTER for this story arc! Wahahahaha!!”

“Grr… watch your mouth, boy.”

“No, I don’t think so,” Chazz disagreed. “Now do you want to keep going with your attacks?” Even if she says yes, Chazz thought, I still have a Threatening Roar set up just for her…

“No…” Yuki pulled out a green stress ball and started squeezing it furiously, trembling with anger. “Give me just another minute, boy. I tribute Kurtis to draw two cards again.” Kurtis smashed her Duel Disk, knocking out two more cards. “Hm. I activate Prinny Raid.” Etna’s spear began glowing a furious crimson color. “Now I can discard a Prinny monster to destroy your monsters as many times as I’d like per turn. I’ll send away 12-Pounder the Prinny to kill off Prisma before you can do anything with him.” Etna pointed her spear at him, summoning a fat and black Prinny from the heavens, which looked more like a regular penguin than the others. He hit Prisma like a meteorite, smashing him to pieces! “Finally, I’ll set a card,” she finished, looking at Prin the Vagabond.

“Why didn’t you just do all that sooner?” Chazz asked. “You could’ve gotten rid of Prisma like that and probably beaten me right then and there, if you’d have just tributed Kurtis sooner, Perv-Girl!”

“What?” Yuki asked, blood vessels popping.

“Yeah, well you COULD have just done this earlier and MAYBE have attacked directly! How simple could I have put it, you idiot?”

“You… you… YOU…” Her stress ball started to make a hissing sound between her fingers and the invisible dome encompassing the duelists started turning into a murky black void, preventing anyone else from seeing them duel any longer. “You’d better WATCH your mouth, little boy,” Yuki growled menacingly, bursting her stress ball with her grip, “you don’t WANT me getting ANGRY with you.”

“What’ll you do,” Chazz asked, slightly uncomfortable with what she was doing now, “cry?”

“KILL!!” Yuki pulled out a black whip from behind her back and did what was shown here in the first panel, with the desire to do what was featured in the other two panels to Chazz.

“Woah!!” Like I said, what is UP with this crazy jabroni?! How is she a girl Jaden? They don’t act the same AT ALL! And WHERE did that whip come from?! Can it FIT in a pocket?! Upon closer inspection, there was a golden Eye of Wdjat in the whip’s base. And why’s it Egyptian?!

“Now LISTEN to me, BOY,” Yuki commended, pulling on her whip. “If you don’t WATCH yourself, I may just SNAP. And then you will DIE, PAINFULLY and SLOWLY for MY SATISFACTION. Hear me?”

“Tch, whatever.” Damn, I did it again! Chazz noticed angrily. I’m too prideful and I can’t keep my damn mouth shut! Why am I like this all the time; it only makes people go bat-crap insane (gotta keep it PG) and try to kill me!

 

That’s it. After today, I’m only yelling at people when they do something to deserve it, instead of when they do something stupid. Wait, didn’t she… she almost killed Billy. Twice, now. Alright, this jabroni deserves it. I'll be damned if I let this homicidal maniac go home free.

“You DARE try to overstep my authority? Watch your TONE with me, mister!!” Yuki whipped at Chazz, who simply sidestepped.

“What are you, my mother? You say you’re almighty and control order over everything, eh? You’re the best and smartest person around?” Chazz checked.

“I never said that… but it’s true,” Yuki admitted.

“Well you’re a freaking idiot, then. You couldn’t see what I was planning with Ice Edge earlier?” Chazz recalled, bringing back his weird play to mind. “To win at chess, you gotta think turns ahead of your opponent. Duel Monsters is no different! And now, I’m reviving Absolute Zero one more time! I play Miracle Fusion!!”

 

 

 

[Des ＨＥＲＯ]

1 word about this Episode...Amazing.

[Weather Report - Stand]

Part six will be even MORE shocking! If you're into that kind of thing... wait, what am I saying? It's pretty weird, but shall provide some much-needed closure to this arc I never liked too much. But I gained some experience from it, I hope.

[Des ＨＥＲＯ]

Interesting, im excited.

[Weather Report - Stand]

Oh yeah, also, I guess it's about time to unveil all of these things I've made so far.

 

AWESUMM PICTUREZ!!

[spoiler=Jaden Yuki]

 

[spoiler=Syrus Truesdale]

 

[spoiler=Koala Ko Ala]

 

[spoiler=Bastion Misawa]

 

[spoiler=Billy Hills]

 

[spoiler=Cocoa Titan]

 

 

Yeah, I soon intend to make this into a profiles post, but I'll probably have to wait until I'm really bored to do that. So enjoy.

[Des ＨＥＲＯ]

Cool pictures.

[Weather Report - Stand]

This is it! The last chapter! I CAN FINALLY FINISH UP THIS THING!!! Boy, was it tiresome.

 

 

[spoiler=Episode 32: Farewell, Duel Island, Island of Duels (Fillers 6/6)][spoiler=Part One]Yu-Gi-Oh! GX! The Fan Fic

 

Episode 32: Farewell, Duel Island, Island of Duels

 

Part One

 

 

“I play Miracle Fusion!!” Chazz yelled, facing a psychotic sadist female version of Jaden while within her evil purplish shadowy dome of her own creation because of her pure evilness. Also she was carrying a whip with an EYE OF WDJAT on it. Chazz was also being stared down by a lolicon, a cel-shaded penguin demon with a red scarf, an AFROED penguin demon, and a teenaged Synchro girl with ‘tude. And pink hair. (Chazz: 2200 Life Points, Yuki: 2300 Life Points)

 

“So THAT’S why you discarded Ice Edge back then for no reason!” Yuki realized, taken aback by the discovery!

 

“Yeah, so now I’ll remove my Prisma and Ice Edge from my Graveyard to Special Summon Elemental Hero Absolute Zero, again!” A few icy pillars suddenly spiked out from the ground, and then exploded open, instantly dropping the temperature a tad. And out from the ice walked Absolute Zero. (Absolute Zero: 2500 -> 3500 Attack Points)

 

 

“Oh, so my Absolute Zero starts out with a power boost?” Chazz wondered. “I guess that your Prin and Hero Prinny are Water typed, since they’re blue?”

 

“Ugh, yeah,” Yuki groaned, squeezing her stress ball harder.

 

“Now eliminate the afro-wearing penguin! Negative Infinity Degrees!! Absolute Zero crafted a spear out of ice and leaped toward Prin.

 

“Stop that attack right now,” Yuki ordered. “I activate the Trap card Undercover Prinny.” Her face-down card revealed a scene in a dark alley where Prin was patiently tailing somebody suspicious… Prin the Vagabond instantly became stealthier, and so he leaped over Absolute Zero. “As long as this card is active, my Pin can’t be attacked by anybody.”

 

“Well, then, I’ll destroy Hero Prinny instead!” Chazz decided. Absolute Zero whirled around and cut the Hero Prinny in half!

 

“DOO-HOO-HOOD!!” he screamed! He exploded, leaving just the scarf. Then a new Hero Prinny stepped up to the plate and put it on. (Yuki: 1200 Life Points)

 

“Um, let’s go, dood?” (Hero Prinny: 2900 Attack Points)

 

“And Absolute Zero doesn’t lose a single Attack Point, thanks to the replacement,” Chazz boasted, as Absolute Zero returned to his side of the field. (Absolute Zero: 3500 Attack Points) “It’s gettin’ a lil’ nippy in here, isn’t it? Thanks to Absolute Zero, your loss will be a cold one.”

 

“What does that even mean?” Yuki asked, confused.

 

“I don’t care! I’ll end my turn with R – Righteous Justice, in order to get rid of Prinny Raid!” A random explosion destroyed Etna’s spear.

 

“R!!” the explosion yelled.

 

“Aw damn it!” Etna cursed.

 

“And now it’s your turn!” Chazz said, smugly. “Take your best shot! I DARE you to take out Absolute Zero!” And when she does, she’ll be open for a direct attack! A perfect ploy if I’ve ever seen one, Chazz told himself.

 

 

Yuki squeezed her stress ball to the point at which it started leaking air. “Okay then, that can be arranged! I’ll tribute both Etna and Hanako to Special Summon Prinny God from my hand!” Both of the girls combined into a golden Prinny, which gleamed in the darkness of Yuki’s evil sphere! (Prinny God: 2600 Attack Points)

 

“So he counts as a Special Summon when you tribute two monsters for him?” Chazz checked. More importantly, why didn’t she tribute Prin or Hero Prinny? Then her Prinny God would have 100 more Attack Points than Absolute Zero.

 

“Yeah, that’s his ability,” Yuki specified. “But next I’ll summon my last Prinny Kurtis.” Prinny Kurtis was summoned… FOR THE LAST TIME.

 

 

“No matter what you do now with his draw ability, you STILL can’t knock out Absolute Zero, though,” Chazz informed.

 

“Heh heh… hee hee hee hee!” Yuki giggled, looking like a normal girl for just a moment. “SCREW STRATEGY!! I’m going to thoroughly crush you this turn.”

 

“Eh?!” Chazz gasped, due to the sudden burst of bloodthirstiness.

 

“I tribute my four Prinny monsters to fulfill the summoning costs of my new monster.” The four Prinnies swirled into pure energy and combined into a mysterious seal!

 

“What’s that for?”

 

 

“GRUUUUUHR!!” A small Prinny smashed through the seal like glass, with intense smashing action.

 

“But he’s just another—” Brr. His eyes… The Prinny’s chilling eyes were blood-red and transmitting pure hatred into Chazz’s heart. Even though it was just a hologram. (Prinny Baal: 4000 Attack Points)

 

“He is NOT just another Prinny,” Yuki said, “he’s evil incarnate reborn into the body of a Prinny! But this isn’t his true form; only a fraction of his power is unleashed at this state. Thus, he can’t inflict any Battle Damage, but I CAN STILL F*CK UP YOUR MONSTER.”

 

“Aaahh! You can’t SAY that word here!”

 

“SHUT UP. BAAL, KILL.”

 

 

(Absolute Zero: 2500 Attack Points) Baal summoned a large sword out of nowhere. Inside of Absolute Zero’s head. He exploded into a bunch of icy shards, filled with enough velocity to somehow cut into Chazz’s skin! “UWAAAAAAGH!!” Chazz wailed! He began furiously pulling out the ice, but he decided against it; it was already melting.

 

“AAAAAHH~ that’s just what I need…” Yuki moaned. But Baal was instantly frozen by a mighty gust of cold wind, which wasn’t too good for her. OR WAS IT…

 

“B… but at least your monster’s gone, too, thanks to Absolute Zero’s ability. Next turn, it’s all over.”

 

“Wrong. It’s over THIS turn.”

 

“What… what do you mean? What’re you…”

 

“I’m implying that I’m unlocking the ultimate evolution I told you about three seconds ago.” The seal from Baal’s summoning appeared before them all once more. “DESTROY this seal, UBER PRINNY BAAL!!” (Yuki: 50 Life Points) She cracked her whip at it. It broke, unleashing a Prinny Baal… FORTY FEET IN HEIGHT.

 

“GWUUUUUUUUUUUUHR!!” he roared! (Uber Prinny Baal: 4000 Attack Points)

 

 

“N-no… NO! How does this work?!” Chazz demanded!

 

“Simple,” Yuki explained, “did you think I really didn’t know Absolute Zero’s ability? When regular Prinny Baal dies, I can Special Summon his Uber form from my Extra Deck by paying almost all my Life Points. Now THIS form can inflict damage and he also can’t be targeted by card effects. This means that your Trap card down there can’t help you now, and Baal’s about to start flaying you alive, nice and slow. Kinda like a pork roast. Baal… begin the torture.”

 

“GRUUUHR…” Baal accepted. His eyes flashed.

 

And just as countless small swords (daggers?) had been conjured up around Chazz, he said “I activate Threatening Roar!” Some angry-looking manticore (lion with a man’s body, wings, and a scorpion tail in this case) appeared on Chazz’s side of the field.

 

“ROOOOOOOOOAR!!” he roared. Then he went away.

 

“Your Battle Phase is over! Your Baal can’t attack, and I didn’t target him!” Chazz explained. Baal looked uncomfortable and shook a bit.

 

“Mmm, fine,” Yuki said, wearing a very uncomfortable grin and slapping down a card, “I’ll play one card face-down. Go ahead.” Some blood shot out of her forehead.

 

“Um, what happened?”

 

“Oh a blood vessel just exploded, don’t mind it.”

 

 

Chazz drew a card called… “Pot of Greed, activate!” Chazz summoned the magical ugly pot and tossed it at the ground. He drew Stratos and Polymerization! “Well, isn’t this perfect? I’ll summon Elemental Hero Stratos!” Stratos appeared from a sudden raging whirlwind of justice! (Stratos: 1800 Attack Points) “Next I’ll add Elemental Hero Knopse into my hand from my deck thanks to his ability, and then I’ll play Polymerization once again!” And so the two combined to create Great Hurricane once more! (Great Hurricane: 2800 Attack Points) “Now show her what makes you so Great!”

 

“RAH!!” Great Hurricane held out his arms, summoning large gales that whipped all around Yuki’s side of the field!

 

“Gyaaah!” About a quart of blood was pulled out from her small forehead wound.

 

“That’s what you get!” Chazz said, pointing to his stabbed hand and bleeding face! “And your Baal’s stats are halved! (UPB: 2000 Attack Points)

 

“What?! No! That shouldn’t happen!” Yuki believed!

 

“Great Hurricane doesn’t target with his ability, duh! He affects EVERYBODY!” Chazz stated. “Now pay for your false truths, your perverse ideas and actions, and for knocking my friend into a crater with his own face! GREAT SCYTHE!!”

 

 

Great Hurricane twisted his torso a bit, held out his arms, whirled around to the right, and produced a large tornado of enough power to lift up Uber Prinny Baal, ripping him into pieces. There was nothing left after a couple seconds. “Well, is this it?” Yuki asked.

 

“Yes! I just killed your strongest monster, and you’re out of Life Points!” Chazz shouted! “You’ve finally lost! Now let me OUT of this crappy place!”

 

“Do you expect me to sacrifice so many Life Points without having a second plan? Oh no, you’re SO mistaken: I activated Defense Draw.” Yuki’s Trap card disappeared and allowed her to draw a card.

 

“Oh come ON!!” Chazz roared, damn tired of this crap. “How many more strongest monsters do you HAVE?!”

 

“It doesn’t matter. Now may I take my turn, boy?”

 

“Get on with it.”

 

“Okay, then!” Yuki cheerfully giggled. “My field is open, allowing me to activate ANOTHER special ability! I’m allowed to Special Summon a specific Six-Star monster from my hand when this happens.

 

“Which one?”

 

“ASAGI.” In a flash of light, one stylish hero girl appeared, jammin’ on her air guitar.

 

“YEAAAAAH!!” (Asagi: 0 Attack Points)

 

“What’s with the Attack Points?” Chazz asked, smelling something fishy.

 

“Oh, well she gains 100 Attack Points for every card in my Graveyard,” Yuki said. “Let’s see what we have here, now.” Yuki took out her Graveyard and began scanning it. “In order: Prinny Squad!!, Laharl Dies, Prinny Kurtis, Red Moon, Prinny Laharl, Prinny Bomb, Prinny Toss, Big Sis Prinny, Mystical Space Typhoon, another Prinny Squad!!, Private Prinny, three of them, Etna’s Vassal – Hanako…”

 

What…

 

“Hero Prinny, Pringer X, a second Prinny Kurtis, 12-Pounder, another Hero Prinny, Prinny Raid…”

 

the…

 

“Evil Prinny Beauty Tyrant – Etna, Majin Hanako, the last Prinny Kurtis, the third Hero Prinny, Prinny’s Hero Scarf, Prin the Vagabond, Undercover Prinny, Prinny God, Prinny Baal, Uber Prinny Baal, and Defense Draw.”

 

hell…

 

“That makes thirty-one cards,” Yuki counted.

 

just happened?!

 

“Asagi!” Yuki ordered! “Shoot him!”

 

“Ha ha!” (Asagi: 3100 Attack Points) Asagi pulled out a Prinny-shaped gun and shot Great Hurricane’s head off. He exploded! (Chazz: 1900 Life Points)

 

“C-crap… Chazz slumped to the ground. “What does it TAKE to keep you down?!”

 

“Simply put, you can’t,” Yuki said. “There’s no real way to beat somebody like me. But I’ll give you this: only five people have survived up to Asagi before, usually Pringer X beats them. And so, prepare to fall to my ULTIMATE MONSTER, ASAGI, THE GUNSLINGER!!”

 

 

[spoiler=Part Two]Yu-Gi-Oh! GX! The Fan Fic

 

Episode 32: Farewell, Duel Island, Island of Duels

 

Part Two

 

 

Alright, Chazz thought, I’m staring at some… Asagi was currently rockin’ out on her imaginary guitar, complete with windmills and jumps. A weird girl controlled by a weirder girl. She has over 3000 Attack. Now it all LITERALLY comes down to this next draw… “HA!” Chazz leaped to his feet and drew his card! It was… Elemental Hero Flash!! Woah! Protoman.EXE?! No, that’s a reference for another time. “Listen lady, now YOU’RE screwed,” Chazz assured.

 

“Am I?” Yuki challenged.

 

“Yeah, you are! I summon Elemental Hero Flash!!” A scarfed silent serious hero teleported to the field in a blue beam of light. (Flash: 1500 Attack Points, 1000 Defense Points)

 

Damn, Yuki realized, if he gets the right card, I could be in some trouble… he could… REALLY… beat Asagi!

 

 

“I’ll use his ability to remove Stratos, Knopse, and Great Hurricane from my Graveyard in order to reclaim one Spell card!” Chazz shouted! “I’m getting back Miracle Fusion!” The spirits of the three monsters combined into the silhouette of Miracle Fusion!

 

“No, don’t use it!” Yuki ordered! “Don’t kill Asagi!!”

 

“I’ll use Miracle Fusion to remove Flash from my field and Absolute Zero from my Graveyard to Fusion Summon Elemental Hero The Shining!” Flash stretched his arms outward, focused… and emitted a brighter light than any previously seen in this duel before!!

 

 

“What’s going on?” Angry McArgue asked, noticing the small bit of light leaking through the dome of darkness.

 

“I haven’t seen any of Yuki’s duels lasting so long,” Misa worried.

 

“And this hasn’t happened, either,” Zazz added. “What in the world’s going on in there?”

 

“I hope Chazz’s okay,” Syrus worried, “it’s getting late.” The sun had indeed started to set, and the monsters were starting to crawl out of the jungle. “Oh yeah, whatever happened to Nancy Wut? She hasn’t said anything in forever.”

 

 

And so, within the dome, Flash had become an amazing man clad in pale-white armor, with some rubies attached to his suit, with one functioning as an eye. There was an incredible ring of light with golden spikes levitating around it. (The Shining: 2600 Attack Points) “Now, The Shining MAY have a copyrighted name that comes from a movie or book, or both,” Chazz said, “but he has one of the BEST Attack-boosting abilities of ALL E-Heroes! He gains 300 Attack Points for ALL E-Heroes removed from play. So instantly, Flash removed three, them he and Absolute Zero went off with Miracle Fusion, and earlier I removed Ice Edge and Prisma. That’s seven monsters, for 2100 Attack Points! Forty-Seven Hundred Attack Points, b****!!” The Shining’s ring began to vibrate with the souls of the lost. It made him STRONG. (The Shining: 4700 Attack Points)

 

“Oh… oh no…” Yuki whispered, now bathed in sweat.

 

“HOLY LIGHTSHOCK!!” Chazz commanded! The Shining looked at Asagi and pointed to her. Several hundred thread-like beams of light cut through Asagi’s body from all directions.

 

“O wow ow ow OW OW OW!!” she screamed! Then the ‘threads’ began tying themselves around Asagi, who was then crushed as they pulled her as tight as possible.

 

“N-no, how COULD you?!” Yuki cried.

 

The now-small sphere of light exploded, leaving Asagi, battered, bruised, and burned on the floor. “Uuuugh…” (Yuki: 50 Life Points)

 

“…” (Yuki: 50 Life Points) “You…” (Yuki: 50 Life Points) “Don’t tell me you’re still not done,” Chazz begged.

 

“Of COURSE I’m not done!” Yuki laughed, showing off her diabolical side again! “When Asagi is beaten in battle, all of the damage is reduced to zero, and then she wants her revenge. And that means she has to become my favorite monster from my Extra Deck.”

 

“Grr… REVEEEEEEEEENGE!!!” Asagi screamed, right on cue, standing up with fire in her eyes and rage painting her face! She started spinning around until she became a blur, emitting confetti for some reason! And then she stopped, now wearing the ULTIMATE WEAPON… the Prinny Suit.

 

“Say hello to the TRUE ultimate monster, the enraged, psychotic gun-slinging lady!” introduced Yuki! (Prinny Asagi: 100 Attack Points)

 

“What’s with her stats THIS time?!”

 

“Oh, she just gets Attack Points for each card in my Graveyard, too… BUT IT’S DOUBLED THIS TIME.”

 

 

“Y-you’ve gotta be kidding me…” Chazz gulped, unbelieving!

 

“Keep that look of fear on your face, I love it,” Yuki suggested. “Now, Asagi in my Graveyard makes thirty-two cards. So she has Sixty-Five Hundred Attack Points. I was never really scared about you killing off Asagi, rather I was preparing myself for the second time I’ve ever executed someone in such a manner…”

 

“… Crap…”

 

“Hee hee!” Prinny Asagi posed adorably, pulling out her two rapid-fire pistols. (Prinny Asagi: 6500 Attack Points, Twelve Stars)

 

“Yes, this is one of the very few Level Twelve monsters for one reason: she can also attack once per turn FOR EVERY CARD IN THE GRAVEYARD.”

 

I’m dead… if she kills The Shining, and then hits me, I’m literally DEAD, full of bullets! Chazz thought, panicked! N-no, no… wait. Did she say ‘Level Twelve’?! He looked at two cards in his hand: Damage Gate and Hand Destruction. Why hadn’t I paid any attention to these cards?! I COULD have used them earlier, but this is the PERFECT opportunity!

 

 

“Be proud, boy,” Yuki drooled, “you’re the second person EVER to make it this far. This attack will bring you down to 100 Life Points, and then each successive attack would decrease you to…” She pulled out a calculator and began pressing some buttons. Then she looked back up at him with a sickening grin. “… You’ll have negative 21,124,400 Life Points. You’ll be the biggest loser of all time, ever.” She began breathing heavily and wiping her mouth on her sleeve. “Heh heh heh. Too bad, only a few more turns, and I’d have run out of cards in my deck. But don’t worry, I’ll let you savor each one of my bullets before I shoot the next one into you. And now…” She pointed to Asagi in an epic fashion. “ASAGI!! MAKE HIM SCREAM!!”

 

 

Prinny Asagi leaped gracefully into the air and fired three bullets at The Shining. They pierced his head, heart and groin (ow x3). His armored body began cracking apart until it broke, releasing a giant burst of light, rivaling the sun! “NO! No… no…” Chazz was finally and utterly defeated. (Chazz: 100 Life Points)

 

“Alright Asagi,” Yuki sighed contentedly, “let’s start taking this nice and slowly.”

 

“No, wait,” Chazz stuttered, “I-I active… activate the cards Hand Destruction and Call of the Haunted.”

 

“Oh, so we both draw and discard two cards?” Yuki recalled, putting on her swirly glasses for protection. She drew and discarded two cards. “Hm, one card left?” she inspected. “Well, it takes out one of my attacks, but I gain 200 Attack Points. I’m not about to recalculate this, so… ASAGI!! KILL THAT MONSTER!!”

 

Asagi shot again. There was an explosion through the light. “Okay okay okay,” Chazz cried, “I give up! I give up! Let me go, please!!”

 

“Shot number THREE!!” Asagi shot again.

 

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!” Chazz screamed!

 

“Oooh, OH!!” Yuki screamed. “Do it again! Shot number four!”

 

Asagi shot again. “AAAAAHH!! WAAAAAAGH, STOP! NOOOOO!!”

 

“Oooh!” Yuki clutched her chest! “It’s so… so… SHOOT’M AGAIN!”

 

Asagi shot him again. “GYAAAAAAAAH!!”

 

“Oh, oh, oh! I, I feel like I’m going to EXPLODE!! This is even better than the last time…” She licked her lips once over. “Asagi, again! Again! Give me that THRILL!!”

 

Asagi shot again, and by this time, the flash had grown weaker. “Ow, that hurt.”

 

“Ooooh… wait, what?” Now it was possible to make out… the form of Elemental Hero Ice Edge?!

 

“Oh, I forgot to mention: when The Shining dies, I can add two of my removed from play monsters into my hand, and then I used a combination of Hand Destruction and Damage Gate to put him in the Graveyard and re-summon him.” (Ice Edge: 900 Defense Points)

 

 

“THIS IS STUPID!! WHY WON’T HE DIIIIIIIEE?!?!” Yuki raged, seething with anger from the cocktease! She smacked Prinny Asagi with her whip. “SHOOT HIM EIGHT MORE TIMES!!” Asagi shot eight more times. Ice Edge got shot, but didn’t flinch. “WHAT AM I DOING WROOOOOONG?!?!?!”

 

“Simple.” The light was finally receding for real.

 

 

“What’s going on?” Syrus wondered, sitting around with all the other bored people. “I… I think I hear something.”

 

“Is it… dramatic music?” Misa wondered, straining her hearing muscles.

 

“Yeah, you’re right,” Zazz verified.

 

“This means that… Chazz… is winning, I reckon!!” Billy Hills reckoned!

 

 

Ice Edge… was grey-colored, not blue! “This is the MANGA version of Ice Edge, b****!!” Chazz laughed, sticking his tongue out! “He can’t be beaten by a Level Four or higher monster. This means that you can’t do ANYTHING! Face it, I’m safe!”

 

“…” Yuki was speechless. “… Your turn. Have your turn, have your freaking turn. This is the LAST time you’ll be one-upping me this duel.”

 

 

Heh heh heh, it worked perfectly! Chazz thought. Now, thanks to Hand Destruction, it’s time for me to unleash the SINGLE-GREATEST card combo in this stupid world! Chazz drew a card. “I play Smashing Ground.”

 

“…H…huuuh?” POW!! A giant arm fell from the sky and crushed Prinny Asagi into the dirt.

 

“Ice Edge, attack,” Chazz ordered.

 

No… I’m not supposed to lose, I’m supposed to summon another Prinny on my final turn and kill Ice Edge before resuming my constant stream of attacks on this boy! Yuki recalled. I can’t lose to this… this… “OWAAAAAH!!” Ice Edge rammed into Yuki’s stomach with his spiky helmet, pushing her so hard that her glasses flew off, and she smashed through her own evil barrier, crushing it into pieces. (Yuki: 0 Life Points, Game Over)

 

 

“OH SHIP!!” cursed Angry McArgue! “What HAPPENED?!”

 

“YUKI!!” cried Pyrus! Yuki landed on her back as Ice Edge and the other holograms faded way. Yuki shook like a shaking leaf. “Are you okay?!”

 

“H… he… HE… YOU CAN’T BEAT ME!!! Yuki roared! She leaped to her feet and began furiously whipping her whip around like a whip! It somehow began cutting up the foliage of the rainforest like some sort of magic blade that could stretch!

 

“MOVE BACK, EVERYONE!!” Chazz warned! As everybody ran, they all got carved in some part of their bodies.

 

“My arm!” Syrus cried!

 

“My leg!” Angry McArgue yelped.

 

“My prosthetic hand!!” Bastion screamed!

 

“My belleh!!” Huffy yelled.

 

My gosh, she’s not differentiating from friend of foe anymore! Chazz realized! They all escaped from the designated strike zone and continued to flee.

 

“I reckon this is HORRIFYIN’!!” Billy Hills cried! “She’s still chasin’ us, I reckon!” And behind them, the continuous harmony of things being destroyed followed.

 

 

Chazz turned around and headed toward the mayhem. “Go on, escape! She’s not stopping without taking me out!”

 

“But, I reckon!”

 

“Chazz, don’t be an idiot!” Syrus sobbed! “Your chances of survival are something like 1%! ONE FREAKING PERCENT!!”

 

“Fools. As long as I’m the main character…” Chazz ran off. As long as I’m the main character, I’m responsible for all of you guys!

 

“GRRRUUUUH…” Yuki growled, spitting clouds of hate-driven smoke from her mouth. In her fist was Alex Road, the only one not to flee, whose chest had been sliced almost to the point of separation into halves. “WHERE ARE YOU…”

 

“HERE!!” Chazz announced, appearing via flying kick to the face!

 

“UGH!” Yuki cringed, taking a jump backward and tossing Alex’s corpse at Chazz.

 

“Dead body?!” Chazz was hit in the stomach by him, spreading blood all over his clothing. “Gross! Do you have ANY idea how long it takes to clean blood out of clothing?!”

 

“You don’t NEED fresh clothes when you’re DEAD!!” Yuki cracked her whip a few more times, and as Chazz tried to dodge, he made a fatal error: he got hit in the arm.

 

 

“WAAAGH!!” he said loudly. And as it turned out, there was no silly wound! But there WAS a large orb of darkness around his limb.

 

“And now when I snap my fingers, I can eliminate this new form of space from existence, taking your arm with it!” Yuki gloated, getting her fingers ready.

 

“How the HELL can you DO that?!”

 

“Easy, because of my Shadow Item, but I won’t bother explaining this to a dead man!!” She snapped her fingers as she dropped the whip, thanks to Zazz and Angry McArgue punching her in both cheeks at the same time. “Qw… uwuuuugh…”

 

“You came to save me?!” Chazz gleefully gasped, as the weird shadow orb thing disappeared by itself.

 

“Well DUH, why would we leave an idiot like YOU to die?” they both answered simultaneously, flashing Chazz a smile. Suddenly they were both covered in a vomit of blood! “Eugh!”

 

“Disgusting!” They both tried shaking some of it off.

 

“Heh heh,” Yuki chuckled, wiping the blood off of her face, “I can’t believe that even YOU, Zazz, would dare stand up to me.”

 

“Well, how long did you THINK that I was just going to let you bully the entire school into submission?!” Zazz demanded. “How long do you think you can keep crossing the line until somebody snaps?!”

 

“But I’m ALLOWED to do that because I’m better than you all,” Yuki recalled.

 

“Wow, you guys ARE nerds if you’ll all let one sadist-b**** control your lives,” Chazz scoffed. “Whoops, sorry, I’m supposed to be nicer now.”

 

“But now it’s over, Yuki!” Angry McArgue stepped in! “We are TAKING YOU DOWN!!” She raised her fist—only for a SHARK to clamp onto it! “Eh?! WHAT?!”

 

 

“HAAAAA ha ha ha, you people DIDN’T KNOW that this was the legendary ‘landshark Island’?!” Yuki chortled! “You honestly didn’t realize that from the time you got here?”

 

“L-landshark?!” the good guys gasped.

 

“Yeah, this island is known for its walking sharks with lungs. They only come out after dark, and they’re PACK ANIMALS.” Angry McArgue punched off the shark on her, which had two human legs, looking like somebody was just wearing a shark costume and running around, scaring wayward kids. But it was no costume. Neither were the other six that had suddenly walked out from the trees. “Now, you see, I never lose,” Yuki said, “but I’m okay with a tie match instead.”

 

“YOU MEAN WE’RE GOING TO DIE HERE, EATEN BY LANDSHARKS?!” Zazz screamed! “YOU ARE ONE SERIOUSLY MESSED UP LADY!! Not like I didn’t already know that, though.” And so the sharks steadily advanced, and the kids put on their fightin’ looks, facing death in the sharky face.

 

“Is this really it?” Chazz asked himself.

 

“Nope!”

 

“Who the… NANCY WUT?!?!” And lo, Nancy Wut flew in on the helicopter that had crashed on the shady part of the island that afternoon!

 

“Hai gaiz!!” she waved through the front seat window. “I found the other guy’s helicopter and spnt the last hour trying to make it work!”

 

“Also I’m okay!” the American guy said, sticking his head out, too. “’Turns out I wasn’t PARALYZED, just kinda sore ‘n stuff. So yeah.”

 

“TAKE THIS!!” Nancy Wut began shining the helicopter’s shiny spotlight that wasn’t mentioned prior to this event at the landsharks. They all began making barking noises and backing off.

 

“Of course, landsharks hate sunlight! And regular light, too!” Chazz reasoned. A rope was lowered from the helicopter.

 

“Grab onto ‘da rope!” the American captain shouted. And so Chazz, Zazz, and Angry McArgue all leaped onto the dangling rope… AND SO DID YUKI!!

 

 

“I’M NOT DYING ALONE!!” she promised!

 

“Oh yeah, I found this, too!” Nancy chucked Marik’s corpse out from the helicopter, smacking Yuki squarely in the face and knocking her lose.

 

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-ow,” she screamed, falling on her keys. And so the helicopter quickly fled the scene, heading for Kaibaland Duel Academy once more. The landsharks crawled out from the shadows on their knees again, their white triangular teeth flashing by the light of the moon. “So,” Yuki wondered, covered from head to toe in buckets of blood, “is this REALLY how I’m dying? Aheh heh, HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!!” Sorry I failed, Dr. Card, after all you’ve done for me. I’ll try harder next time.

 

 

RESULTS:

 

 

Chazz Princeton: Active

 

Nancy Wut: Loss, Alex Road

 

Angry McArgue: Active

 

Syrus Truesdale: Tie, Misa Wabastion

 

Bastion Misawa: Loss, Alex Road

 

Billy Hills: Loss, Yuki Judai

 

 

Zazz Princesston: Loss, Chazz Princeton

 

Alex Road: Loss, Angry McArgue

 

Misa Wabastion: Tie, Syrus Truesdale

 

Pyrus Puesdale: Loss, Chazz Princeton

 

Huffy Chumlington: Loss, Angry McArgue

 

Yuki Judai: Loss, Chazz Princeton

 

 

WINNERS: KAIBALAND DUEL ACADEMY

 

 

LATER! THAT!! NIGHT!!!

 

And so, at the regular Duel Academy, there was much celebrating as the teachers pulled out the champagne and confetti was thrown around callously. And for some reason, everybody’s injuries were healed! Yay! Except for Bastion’s hand. “HELLO, DUEL ACADEMY!!!” Chancellor Shepherd roared into the microphone in the giant Duel Dome filled with cool kids! “WE HAVE OUR WINNERS!!” The six Kaibaland Duel Academy students were seated in cheap steel folding chairs to his left. As consolation, the OTHER Japanese Duel Academy students were on the right , seated in wooden chairs. “So, before the festivities begin, we shall do what all of you had been waiting for since the beginning of this filler arc: I will present the winning team with their PRIZE!!”

 

“WOO-HOO!!” the six guys cheered. Nobody else cared, though; nobody wanted to watch somebody ELSE get something cool, so they moved on to the hundreds of snack tables around the groups.

 

Shepherd slowly walked up to the six kids with something cool in a golden case of some sort. He opened it up… and gave them their 12-Star ‘Yugi Muto’ cards, with no effect and 9999/9999 stats. “Well… there you go!” Shepherd said, giving the cards to them all.

 

“… THAT SUCKS!” Nancy Wut shouted, explaining what all those other guys had been thinking, too. They all threw their cards on the floor and dispersed.

 

“… Well, I thought they were spiffy,” Shepherd sighed, scratching his head.

 

 

“This blows,” Pyrus grunted, sitting with her peers. Just then, THEIR chancellor, Chancellor Stickman, trudged over to them.

 

“Well, there’s no use staying here, all the women teachers are ugly,” he sighed sadly. “So, Yuki’s gone forever now?”

 

“Yeah,” Misa said. “So’s Alex, but nobody cared for him anyhow.”

 

“GREAT! Who wants to fly the ‘chopper?”

 

“Me!” Huffy said.

 

“Aw man!” Zazz whined. “You ALWAYS fly the ‘chopper when Yuki’s not here.”

 

“YOU flew it once!”

 

“Yeah, but she WAS here!” They all ran off, in a hurry to leave that crappy school.

 

 

Meanwhile, all the duelists were meeting up with their friends again. “JADEN! KOALA KO ALA! MANN MCWHATZISFACE!”

 

“McOldsmobile!” greeted Mann McOldsmobile, appearing wih Syrus’s other friends.

 

“You guys wouldn’t believe it! There were feminine clones of me, you, and you, Koala, and girl-Jaden was freaky and died!”

 

“Oh, alright!” Jaden walked past him and up to Chazz, who was peeved. “Yo, Chazz, ha ha! How’d you like mah practical joke, eh?” He poked Chazz with his elbow. “Pretty sneaky, eh?”

 

“Gimmee back my deck,” Chazz ordered.

 

“Dah, alright buddy!” Jaden handed him his regular deck. ‘No hard feelin’s, right?” Chazz kicked him in the crotch. “Mother…” Jaden fell over.

 

“You DID say you’d do that, I reckon,” Billy Hills remembered, thinking back to the first filler.

 

“Now let’s go see what Dobbson’s doing since he’s not here,” Chazz decided, taking Billy Hills along for the ride.

 

“BASTION!!” Pigybank screamed!

 

“Eh, yeah, my hand was bitten off by a tiger. I like tigers.”

 

“Oh gosh…” Fluffy Fred fainted.

 

“CAN WE GET SOME MEDICAL HELP IN HERE?!” Baseball Bob cried.

 

 

A FEW! MINUTES!! LATER!!!

 

"So Chazz, can I have that deck I reckon you hated that you used today?" Billy Hills asked his friend as they walked up to their dorm room.

"Eh, sure," Chazz said, handing Billy Hills the plot-important deck of Natural Heroes.

"AW RECKON!!" Billy Hills cheered! Chazz opened the door to his crappy Slifer room Inside, the place was a mess, loud, irritating music was playing, and Deep-Voice Dobbson was dancing oddly with Ojama Yellow, wearing an Ojama Yellow costume. “Hm? Oh, hey Boss!” Ojama Yellow greeted.

 

“Hey, huh, Chazz, huh, how’d it go?” Deep-Voice Dobbson asked.

 

“…”

 

“…” Chazz and Billy Hills just made a silent agreement to leave at once. And they did. And they didn’t look back.

 

 

 

 

[BlueDragonOmega]

Asagi... unbeatable?

 

I think I know what Chazz is thinking:

 

'HOLY SH*T.'

[Des ＨＥＲＯ]

Ok exciting, well I didn't see this comming.

[Weather Report - Stand]

YES!! FINALLY, I'M FINISHED WITH THIS CURSED SIX-PART SAGA!! Now I can rest in peace... ONTO THE SHADOW RIDER SAGA...

[Des ＨＥＲＯ]

Wow Epic...Now that it said it in Part 1, I kind of agreed half way until Chazz won. Gosh, that is one powerful card. Anyway that's the best Episode Ever !!!! It even was better than that Paradox Brothers Episode.

[Weather Report - Stand]

Well, it was the most INTENSE, but not the best one ever, if only in my own opinion. I like episodes 21-22 for their awesome Bastion backstory handling (to think it all stemmed from Bastion using Ring of Destruction once!) and 25-26 because I made Chazz sympathetic and the last part was completely written while on a fun high.

 

ANYWAYS!!

 

SUPER SPOOSHAL ANNOUNCEMINT TIME!!

 

I will not be uploading a new episode this week.

 

*GASPS*

 

Rather, because this is the last week of high school for me, and I have bunches of final exams to stress about, I'm going to take a break... AND THEN COME BACK BY UPLOADING A NEW EPISODE HALF ALL WEEK!!

 

*CHEERING ALL AROUND* \+_+/

 

So, starting.... um, today's the 18th? Uh, then on... the... 24th, I'll start by putting up episode 33 1/2. Then the next day comes 33 2/2, 34 1/2, et cetera, until I get to Sunday, because Sunday is a day of rest, so that I can rest up for the next episode. So enjoy your 3-for-2 special week!

[Des ＨＥＲＯ]

I guess your right about that, good luck on your exams.

[Weather Report - Stand]

Well, thanks for your words of encouragement, Mr. Destruction Hero.

 

In the meantime, check THIS out, guys. Tell me if I should begin constructing them for the other episodes.

[Des ＨＥＲＯ]

Cool, I don't know I guess yes.

[Weather Report - Stand]

Oh, in my spare time, I got back to looking around at all my previous episodes, trying to make more character bios (check them out again, I fixed some stuff I typed up previously), and got to this episode. Yes, I finally fixed up those stupd character pictures that wouldn't show up! And I fixed a dead link. So, um, check it out if you want to, and also if you ever find a dead link, berate me about it so that I can put in a replacement. I hope I'll do better on the next cross-over... WHAT?! ANOTHER ONE?!?! Maybe...