Amethyst Phoenix Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 @Xirno: You cannot Null the contract' date=' even when freed from it, because you have no authority to do so - your rank, at the moment, is equal to Nexev's. Se la vi~ Again, I offer you a way out of it - simply be [i']my[/i] property. It isn't hopeless, you know - unlike Nexev, I allow my servants opportunities to buy their freedom. =3 @Ammy: =P Even we among the race of Asspullers and God-Tier-Abusers must adhere to some rules. Otherwise, yes, we become Minekus, and are no longer any fun. So in the spirit of putting it all behind us, let us pretend none of it ever happened - I hereby return funding to all departments, and lift all punishments I had in place. Except for Davok and Marsuvees' punishments. I have a little game going on with Davok at the moment, so I need to keep those. But for future reference, Ammy, you had best act quicker and in a more sensible method the next time something like this happens. >=D Yay. Ridiculous persistence and carefully formulated strategy has won the day and removed the punishments and restored our funding! This calls for a celebration. I'm giving Gumshoe a raise. As long as he doesn't screw up that latte I sent him out to get for me from Starbucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zexaeon Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 Ohohoho, Davok, you're going to have to try harder than that. Ladies and gentleman, for those of you who are unaware, Davok and I are in a challenge. In order to restore funding to his department, I challenged him to bring one "Marsuvees Black" under his complete and total subservience. He agreed, but at the time was not aware that I had apparently blocked all my perceptions of Marsuvee. I myself don't even know who Marsuvees is - I just picked that name because I knew I was ignoring them. Davok, anyhow, is now greeted with a near impossible challenge. He must somehow prove to me that he has brought Marsuvees under his control within the next 24 Hours (48 Hours as of yesterday) despite all my perceptions of Marsuvees being blocked. Thus, proving it will be very difficult, and so far he has yet to figure out how to do so. EDIT: Ah, Ammy, don't get too cocky now~ Know that the punishments were removed by my good graces (*Audience laughs*), not by your coy little strategy. I'm well aware I've done nothing but benefit you people~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 Yes' date=' I believe I am. *Scans memory bank* ...Yep. I have the name "Marsuvees Black" in my head, but do not seem to know anything about him or her, other than the fact that I am currently blocking all perception of him/her in order to ignore them. Apparently, it will wear off in a month.[/quote'] It's my punishment for him NOT getting his 7 virgins. O.o ...Interesting.... Although...WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 IT'S YOUR FAULT DL!!! You were supposed to be one of his seven virgins. Oh? Sir Davok, I lay down my life. *Lays down his soul, and body is left standing.* Seriously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 ...O.o... I'm not a virgin And the others would be...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 NExev, and assorted women/men virgins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 Sorry, Marsuvees, but it is impossible for you to win this for me. Appreciate the sentiment, though. Now go make me a sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Phoenix Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 But I wasn't being cocky. No roosters were involved whatsoever. Also, Zex, you must answer this question for no adequately explored reason! What is the only way to survive a zombie apocalypse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 BE a zombie in the apocalypse. I wrote a short story on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 *Makes sandwich* Here you go. Y'know, if you quote my post, it's technically on YOUR post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 Being a zombie means being dead. And last I checked dead =/= survival. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 Still, breakdancing with zombies sounds fun. But, depends on the sense of the word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zexaeon Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 But I wasn't being cocky. No roosters were involved whatsoever. Also' date=' Zex, you must answer this question for no adequately explored reason! What is the only way to survive a zombie apocalypse?[/quote'] Use Phoenix Downs on all the zombies. Duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 OK Who deleted posts? The page hider just went from 2 to 4 in like a day <_> And, QUOTE MY POST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 2 problems with that theory, Zexion-sama 1. Too much trouble2. Costs too much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 Fine, wouldn't hurt. Oh? Sir Davok' date=' I lay down my life. *Lays down his soul, and body is left standing.* Seriously[/quote'] =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 @Xirno: You cannot Null the contract' date=' even when freed from it, because you have no authority to do so - [b']your rank, at the moment, is equal to Nexev's.[/b] Se la vi~ Again, I offer you a way out of it - simply be my property. It isn't hopeless, you know - unlike Nexev, I allow my servants opportunities to buy their freedom. =3 @Ammy: =P Even we among the race of Asspullers and God-Tier-Abusers must adhere to some rules. Otherwise, yes, we become Minekus, and are no longer any fun. So in the spirit of putting it all behind us, let us pretend none of it ever happened - I hereby return funding to all departments, and lift all punishments I had in place. Except for Davok and Marsuvees' punishments. I have a little game going on with Davok at the moment, so I need to keep those. But for future reference, Ammy, you had best act quicker and in a more sensible method the next time something like this happens. >=D Sonofajabroni, the whore 's my equal? ~Nexev 6's last words. Anyway I do offer options out of it, I just have no reason to make an offer, all she does is jabroni and eat me. Unfortunately the Nexevs represent part of my personalities. Nexev 1 (Roscuro) is the oldest but looks like a mere child, he is the shy but bright eyed rp lover I used to be. He is also the polite one. Nexev 2 (Nevex) The cruel sarcastic side that came to took Roscuro's place. Nexev 3 (Invisible Fonzie) the randomness in me, the bizarre thing is whatever he says, no matter how weird, is true. Nexev 4 (The Clone who lived (also Vexfour)): The mad scientist. Also a closeted pansexual. That likely explains the madness factor. Nexev 5 (Frohawk) the one prone to big speeches, currently posses powers of the void, where much of my over the topness comes from. Nexev 6 (Gunvil) the power obsessed one, also the one who is mean to skuldur Nexev 7 (Marsuvees Red) The ultimate Nexev, this is where my creativity comes from, the big rambling schemes, the character powers, and such. For some reason he was convinced there was a MArsuvees ranger thing, hence the name. So all I can do is sing and talk about Flans, which are like OMG the cutest things you've like ever seen. Totally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 Hey, Nexev 7, take this. *stabs with needle* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 .... Damn it NEx! Why Marsuvees RED?!?!?! (=.=) Besides, there's already a Sterling Red and Barsidious White, both created by the 'real' Black. EDIT: Thought the 7th is flattering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 Hey Zex, can I leave Nexev-3 instead? I like him better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chiyuri Kitashirakawa Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 Wha-I don't even-...Ah well.*FLEXES* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zexaeon Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 This looks like a job for Zexaeon. Stand back everyone. Or as Chiyuri would say, BRACE FOR IMPACT. I'm about to use my powers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Phoenix Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 But I wasn't being cocky. No roosters were involved whatsoever. Also' date=' Zex, you must answer this question for no adequately explored reason! What is the only way to survive a zombie apocalypse?[/quote'] Use Phoenix Downs on all the zombies. Duh. Wrong. The only only way to survive a zombie apocalypse is... By being Marty McFly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 Wha-I don't even-...Ah well.*FLEXES* ... *gets camera ready* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zexaeon Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 @Phoenix: I like my way better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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