Organization XIII

[Amethyst Phoenix]

@Phoenix: I like my way better.

 

Unfortunately' date=' being Marty McFly is the official way to survive.

 

[spoiler=You start in the middle']

 

 

[Chiyuri Kitashirakawa]

Wha-

I don't even-

...

Ah well.

*FLEXES*

 

...

 

*gets camera ready*

*MUSCLE BEAM*

[Sploda]

@Amethyst

I came to the same conclusion.

 

and you can always trust a magazine for this kind of information.

[Zexaeon]

Screw the official way. My way is still better.

 

Also, yes, it is time to use my powers.

 

Let's just grab the old book here... *blows some dust off of Lexicon. No, it isn't hallucinogens because this isn't Nex's MiB plot*

 

Been a while since I've actually used this thing. Wellp, here goes.

 

*Zex has used his Powahs*

 

*MIRROR OBSESSION*

 

*SORCERY*

 

*WITCHCRAFT*

 

And there.

 

Nex, I have consolidated all of your reprisentatives into the singular body of Nexev 4. Nexev 4, you are now simply Nexev. Congratulations.

 

 

Now then, Xirno.

 

Dispose of the remainders.

[Sploda]

Wait I thought you said all of them...

 

Obviously you still need the time traveling Delorian.

[Plaguespreader Zombie]

Wha-

I don't even-

...

Ah well.

*FLEXES*

 

...

 

*gets camera ready*

*MUSCLE BEAM*

 

...

Wat.

 

Dispose of the remainders.

 

...But I already ate them ;_;

[Zexaeon]

You work fast, Xirno. I admire that~

 

Are you sure I can't persuade you to give yourself to me?

[Plaguespreader Zombie]

Oh, Zex, this is all so sudden~ I don't know what to say~

[Skuldur]

Now to work some of my magic.

 

Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!

 

*turns Xirno into a pumpkin*

[Zexaeon]

*Gets on one knee, holding out a small box. Opens the box to reveal a contract*

 

Just say yes, my dear~

[Plaguespreader Zombie]

Now to work some of my magic.

 

Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!

 

*turns Xirno into a pumpkin*

 

Yum. Pumpkins.

 

*Gets on one knee' date=' holding out a small box. Opens the box to reveal a contract*

 

Just say yes, my dear~

[/quote']

 

I already made a deal that if I spit out Nexev-3, I regain my free will.

 

I'm sorry, Zex, my love. But I cannot!

 

Also,

 

-pukes out Nexev-3-

[Skuldur]

@Xirno: Yes, pumpkins are delicious.

 

Now stand still so I can make a pie out of you!

[Zexaeon]

Oh, travesty, lamentable day! *tucks the contract away*

 

Very well then, my dear, parting is such sweet sorrow.

 

So I will not part with you. EVER. >=D *begins absorbing Xirno*

 

YOU SHALL BE ONE WITH ME.

[Skuldur]

@Zex: Or you could just eat the delicious pie I'm making out of her. >.>

 

NOW LEAVE MY INGREDIENTS ALONE!

[Plaguespreader Zombie]

Oh' date=' travesty, lamentable day! *tucks the contract away*

 

Very well then, my dear, parting is such sweet sorrow.

 

So I will not part with you. EVER. >=D *begins absorbing Xirno*

 

YOU SHALL BE ONE WITH ME.

[/quote']

 

Whoawhoawhoa.

 

Whoa.

 

Wait one second.

 

Back it up.

 

This reminds me of something.

 

Yuno Gasai's Yukiteru Diary said that "Yuno and Yukki would become one" which - in Kanji - can be read as sex.

 

Meaning, I'm about to get raped?

 

I PAYED GOOD SOULS FOR MY VIRGINITY BACK. I'M NOT LOSING IT THROUGH RAPE

 

-Eats Zex-

[Chiyuri Kitashirakawa]

-Eats Zex-

 

Soooo

You two became one anyways?

[Plaguespreader Zombie]

-Eats Zex-

 

Soooo

You two became one anyways?

 

Except everything I eat goes to a fake Portal of Truth so no we don't.

[Zexaeon]

*Laughter is heard in the still air*

 

Foolish Xirno~

 

You've only made it easier.

 

*Begins absorbing her from the inside out*

 

I conquered the Truth.

[Plaguespreader Zombie]

*Laughter is heard in the still air*

 

Foolish Xirno~

 

You've only made it easier.

 

*Begins absorbing her from the inside out*

 

I conquered the Truth.

 

Impossible. The Truth is basically Fullmetal Alchemist's equivalent to the VOID. At least in the impossible to conquer way.

[Zexaeon]

You dare quote FMA at me? Foolish knave! The Truth is only as true as an alchemist so dares it to be! All is equivalent! All can be obtained! Now come and join me!

 

*Absorb Absorb*

[Plaguespreader Zombie]

You dare quote FMA at me? Foolish knave! The Truth is only as true as an alchemist so dares it to be! All is equivalent! All can be obtained! Now come and join me!

 

*Absorb Absorb*

 

Shut up >:[

 

I'm not joining you.

 

Never evar evar.

[Zexaeon]

You have no choice, girl! *Has absorbed everything except Xirno's right arm and head. Xirno is covered in a large, purple, sludge that one can't seem to see through*

[Blake]

*Thinks*

 

IF I'm invisible to Zex... I can help!

 

*Goes up, and begins writing in his book. The book reads And Xirno warped out of Zexaeon."*

*Xirno appears NExt to Black*

 

w00t?

[Sploda]

@Black

*Beats to near death*

 

Never touch Zex's book again or else I'll do much worse than that.

[Zexaeon]

*Confused*

 

What happen? Hmm.... this can only mean one thing...

 

 

*Disables the Block on name: Marsuvees Black*

 

Aha! So it was you, Mars. Tsk, tsk. There will be consequences.