{Shaepsnatch+~KG~+Cool People}Cards that make you do things{Bowtie+Klavier+Anyone really.}

[-Griffin]

Just a single card for now, could turn into more.

[Brandon Michael Geren]

Okay.

 

EDIT: New one added.

[.Rai]

...

._. ...

 

^-^!

 

These are all complete epicness. If I could, I might make some cards for this. I am sigging this but unfortunately not the quote. I can't fit it.

[.Nu-13]

Thanks :) And of course, you can make some cards

[Bringerofcake]

Can I add a little something?

 

If I may?

 

Sheer Logic

Equip Spell

This card can only be equipped to an Effect Monster. Ignore any rulings that affect the equipped monster's effects.

[Brandon Michael Geren]

BKSS. and sure.

[Toffee.]

Lets see.....

 

Cake Making Action -Spell-

When this card is activated, the current duel is on pause. Select and activate 1 of the following:

•Ask someone who knows how to make a cake, to make a cake. You must buy all ingredients for said maker.

•Get you and your friends to make a cake, while asking someone els to supply ingredients.

The duel continues after you have eaten a cake. Please, take your time. Enjoy the cake. Its a rare chance that someone lets you make a cake during a duel.

[Brandon Michael Geren]

Added.

[.Nu-13]

Hey, 5 people already ^.^

[Just Crouton]

Mad Run

Normal Spell

Tribute 1 monster. Your opponent runs laps around a nearby building x the Tributed monster's Level in 5 minutes. If your opponent cannot finish the laps in time, inflict 500 damage to your opponent x the Tributed monster's Level.

 

Spending Spree

Normal Trap

Discard your hand. You must go to a nearby store, and buy as many items as possible from that store. For each item you bought, inflict 300 damage to your opponent.

[Blackstone Dresden]

Fore!

Spell

Drive/walk to the nearest golf course and bring 2 clubs and two golf balls. If either player doesn't have a golf club/golf ball, subtract the cost of the golf club/golf ball from said player's Life Points. Walk/drive out to the driving range and mark both golf balls with the player's respective initials. Increase the Life Points of the player with the longest drive by the number of feet they hit the ball. In the event of a tie, proceed to fight to the death with the golf clubs. The winner of the Duel is the survivor of the death match.

 

Suksto Beyu

Quick-Play Spell

Activate only when the opponent leaves the room. Rearrange the contents of his/her hand, deck, Graveyard, and field as you see fit. Upon activation hide this card. If the opponent notices the change, reduce your Life Points by half of your opponent's Life Points. Your opponent then becomes the owner of this card.

 

Pointless Brutality!

Continuous Spell

Whenever your opponent loses Life Points due to a direct attack, backhand your opponent equal to the ATK Points of your attacking Monster/1000, rounded up.

[.Nu-13]

This it the most hilarious thread ever

[.Rai]

Feel like making a new term. Putting things in your pocket is now officially called pocketing. Other forms of the verb: pocketed, to pocket etc.

 

Nothing up my Sleeve (but something in my pocket)

Quick-Play Spell Card

Discard 1 card from your hand. Select and pocket 1 card in your Deck. During your next End Phase, add the pocketed card to your hand. You can pay 1000 Life Points to add this card in your Graveyard to your hand.

 

Baguette Throwing World Championships

Field Spell Card

While this card is face-up on the field, you and your opponent must throw a baguette as far as they can during each of your End Phases. Whoever throws their baguette the furthest can draw 1 card. If either player cannot, both players must discard their entire hand. If your opponent is not human or is younger than you by 6 years or more, this card's effect is negated.

[Blackstone Dresden]

I suppose it's pointless to point out that Pocketing already exists in the anime (Though there it's called Removing from Play)

[-Griffin]

I love that BTWC has a clause for non-humans.

[Icy]

Stuck. This thread just makes me crack up.

[.Nu-13]

...DAMN, I COULD MAKE THIS THREAD!!!!!! STICKIED?!?!?!?!??! DAMN IT!!!!!!!!

 

Also, new card

 

YCM Knowledge

Normal Spell Card

Your opponent must name 10 most popular YCM members. If they don't, their Life Points become 100. If they do, this card's effect is negated.

[.Rai]

It's been stickied?

 

Yay!

 

Might add a new card.

 

Onion-Fest

Continuous Spell Card

During each of your Standby Phases, you can place 1 onion on 1 Monster Card Zone or Spell & Trap Card Zone (occupied or un-occupied) on your side of the field. You can pay 800 Life Points to place this card in your Deck, then shuffle your Deck. Also, give any amount of onions on the field to your opponent and tell him/her to cut them. If they cry, you can destroy cards on the field up to the amount of onions given to your opponent by this effect. If they do not cry, halve your Life Points.

[-Griffin]

|The Ultimate Pundown|

|Field Spell|

|When a monster declares an attack, its controller can make a pun to increase that monster's ATK by 1000. Once per turn, a player can make a pun to increase their Life Points by 1000. If a player makes a bad pun through an effect of this card, they take 1000 damage. If there is no agreement if a pun was good or bad, slap the opponent and make another one.|

[.Rai]

|Awkward Staring|

|Normal Spell Card|

|Discard 1 card from your hand. When you activate this card, start starting awkwardly at your opponent. When your opponent gets fed up with your staring and tells you to stop, Special Summon 1 Level 4 or lower monster from your hand, Deck or Graveyard.|

[Skarlet]

Photographic Identification

[Counter Trap Card]

Activate only when your opponent sets, Summons, or activates a card, or a card effect. Your opponent must find 10 people who have nothing to do with the current game or tournament, and do not know either player, and show the card chained by this card to them, while covering it's name, if all 10 people name the card correctly, this card's effect is negated and your opponent draws 1 card. If 1 or more people name the card wrong, inflict damage to your opponent equal to the number of people who misnamed the card x1000, and draw a card.

[.Rai]

|Ze French enjoy 'ze food, eh?|

|Normal Trap Card|

Discard 1 card from your hand. If your opponent has a strange accent (strange is defined by yourself), shout 'baguettes' or 'garlic' in a loud voice. If your opponent visibly reacts, activate the appropriate effect depending on which word you said:

•Baguettes: Throw a baguette at your opponent. If they react, they take 1200 damage.

•Garlic: Eat 8 bulbs of garlic, then draw 1 card.

[Toffee.]

Someone named Armadilloz -FIRE-

Lvl6

[Rock/YCM]

This card is also treated as a WIND-Attribute, and a Zombie-Type, and a Thunder-Type.

Once per turn you can Special Summon a Pokemon TCG Stormfront "Drifblim" from the nearest card store/pack/binder. If you cant find any, request that someone give you one. The monster Special Summoned by this effect is treated as a level 6 WIND-Attribute Zombie-Type and has 3000ATK and DEF.

1000ATK / 1000DEF

 

+1 card?

[.Rai]

|Actually, Antarctica is a nice place|

|Quick-Play Spell Card|

|This card can be used as a plane ticket to Antarctica. If you get a plane to Antarctica using this card as a plane ticket, you win the Match in which you used this card but probably it'll be late by then.|

[-Lightray Daedalus-]

ohohohohohohohohohohoho...........

 

|741k1n6 1n 1337 15 600d|

|C0n71n0u5 5p311 C4rd|

|Neither player can name cards by their printed names, instead they must name them by the card's serial number (number by number). When a player name a card by its printed name, inflict 3000 damage to that player|

 

This card's Serial number = Pi