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|You know, why not just go play Yomi?|

|Both players figure out that Yugioh isn't actually that good for competitive play, and the game is made just to get Konami money. Both players give up the game and go to play something designed for competitive play that doesn't suddenly get turned on its head three times a format, the end of which is always dominated by insane OTK Decks which everyone must wait a banlist to end.|

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Emo Nazi Destruction [EXPLICIT]

Normal Spell.

Open a web browser and type the following url: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMfkLykm6gI&feature=related Your opponent must watch the video with you. If he/she laughs, you win the duel. If he/she does not laugh, you lose the duel. If he/she tries to stifle a laugh because he/she knows the effect of this card, chain your opponent to his/her chair and kill him/her by relentlessly papercutting his/her neck until it falls off.

 

EDIT: Full url won't show up... On the card it would, though, so shut up.

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Grammar Nazi

Trap

 

When your opponent activates a card that would destroy a card on your side of the field you can activate this card. Steal every piece of written work your opponent has performed and spell and grammar check it. If you find a single mistake punch your opponent in the face. If their nose is bleeding you can kick them and win the duel. If their nose is not bleeding your opponent must kick you 5 times and set your deck alight.

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After a grammer check is done, it looks like this:

Grammar Nazi

Normal Trap

 

When your opponent activates a card that would destroy a card on your side of the field you can activate this card. Steal every piece of written work your opponent has performed and spell and grammar check it. If you find a single mistake punch your opponent in the face. If his/her nose is bleeding you can kick him/her and win the duel. If his/her nose is not bleeding your opponent must kick you 5 times and set your deck alight.

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You Suck!

Counter Trap

Activate this card when your opponent activates a card effect that you find inconvenient in any way. Shove all of your opponent's cards of the table. While your opponent recovers his/her cards, you can rearrange your field, deck, hand, and Graveyard however you see fit. If your opponent makes any form of complaint, punch him/her in the face and inflict damage to their Life Points by how many times they cuss at you x1000.

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Hai guyz can I play too?

 

2 For Flinching

Quickplay Spell Card

Pretend to punch your opponent in the face. If your opponent flinches, punch them twice and remove from play up to 2 cards on your opponent's side of the field.

 

Insult to Injury

Continuous Trap Card

When a card on your opponent's side of the field is destroyed or removed from play or when your opponent takes damage, insult them and inflict 500 damage to your opponent. If your opponent cries or cusses at you, inflict an additional 1000 damage to your opponent. During each of your Standby Phases, insult your opponent. If your opponent cries or cusses at you, inflict 500 damage to your opponent. If you cannot insult your opponent, destroy this card.

 

Ragequit

Trap Card

Activate only when your Life Points are lower than your opponent's. Mess up all your opponent's cards and punch your opponent. You win the duel if your opponent is unable to fix up their cards within 10 seconds. If your opponent is able to fix up their cards within 10 seconds, you lose the duel.

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Here are cards I thought of:

 

The Happy Slapper -DIVINE-

Lv12

[Divine Beast]

When this card inflicts battle damage to your opponent, slap your opponent across the face. If this card attacks your opponent directly slap them again and run away with their cards then you win the duel.

[ATK 3000 / DEF 1000]

 

Staring contest

Trap card

When you activate this card, have a staring contest with your opponent and whoever wins the contest wins the duel.

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A Visit from Prof Oak -Spell-

After activation, you can replace this card with a Pokemon TCG Base-Set "Prof. Oak" card. If the opponent claims you are cheating, just ignore him.

 

Imakuni?'s lawjik -Spell-

If a card you control would be removed from the field by an opponent's card, just throw that card across the room and pretend it never happened.

 

Forced Rage-Quit -Trap-

If the opponent's field contains more then 3 cards, you can activate this card from your hand or deck if you are playing on a card table. Flip the table and force a draw.

 

10$ Please -Spell-

The opponent gives you 10$. If he/she cannot, Remove from play all cards on his/her side of the field. If this card is in your Graveyard during your Draw Phase, you can add this card t your hand instead of conducting your Draw Phase. The activation and effect of this card cannot be chained to.

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Political-fueled media can be destructive...and OTKable.

 

Liberal Outrage

Spell Card

Inflict 1000 x the number of times Keith Olbermann on MSNBC calls someone a racist, anti-Semite, bigot, homophobic, or sexist on his show on the same day you activated this card.

 

Conservative Fury

Trap Card

Send 3 cards from the top of your opponent's deck to the Graveyard x the number of times Glenn Beck on Fox News called someone a Totalitarian, Nazi, Communist, or Fascist.

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