Toffee. Posted July 20, 2010 Report Share Posted July 20, 2010 McDonalds > Yugimonz -Quick-Play Spell-The current game results in a tie. Both players then go over to the nearest McDonads and and order something from its menu. Or just pick one of there specials that consists of like a big mac + large fry + large coke. Link to comment
-Griffin Posted July 20, 2010 Report Share Posted July 20, 2010 |Spell||You know, why not just go play Yomi?||Both players figure out that Yugioh isn't actually that good for competitive play, and the game is made just to get Konami money. Both players give up the game and go to play something designed for competitive play that doesn't suddenly get turned on its head three times a format, the end of which is always dominated by insane OTK Decks which everyone must wait a banlist to end.| Link to comment
Mehmani Posted July 20, 2010 Report Share Posted July 20, 2010 Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds|Spell Card|Both players neck 3 acid tabs. The first one to regain consciousness steals their opponent's cards and runs off while they smile at the giant pink bus running away with an armful of swimming hats. Link to comment
Brandon Michael Geren Posted July 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2010 All are added... Does anyone think I should remove the tags from the title? Link to comment
Brandon Michael Geren Posted July 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 Emo Nazi Destruction [EXPLICIT]Normal Spell.Open a web browser and type the following url: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMfkLykm6gI&feature=related Your opponent must watch the video with you. If he/she laughs, you win the duel. If he/she does not laugh, you lose the duel. If he/she tries to stifle a laugh because he/she knows the effect of this card, chain your opponent to his/her chair and kill him/her by relentlessly papercutting his/her neck until it falls off. EDIT: Full url won't show up... On the card it would, though, so shut up. Link to comment
The True Ace Attorney Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 Grammar NaziTrap When your opponent activates a card that would destroy a card on your side of the field you can activate this card. Steal every piece of written work your opponent has performed and spell and grammar check it. If you find a single mistake punch your opponent in the face. If their nose is bleeding you can kick them and win the duel. If their nose is not bleeding your opponent must kick you 5 times and set your deck alight. Link to comment
Brandon Michael Geren Posted July 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 After a grammer check is done, it looks like this:Grammar NaziNormal Trap When your opponent activates a card that would destroy a card on your side of the field you can activate this card. Steal every piece of written work your opponent has performed and spell and grammar check it. If you find a single mistake punch your opponent in the face. If his/her nose is bleeding you can kick him/her and win the duel. If his/her nose is not bleeding your opponent must kick you 5 times and set your deck alight. Link to comment
Radiant F.U.R.Y.â„¢ Posted July 26, 2010 Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 You Suck!Counter TrapActivate this card when your opponent activates a card effect that you find inconvenient in any way. Shove all of your opponent's cards of the table. While your opponent recovers his/her cards, you can rearrange your field, deck, hand, and Graveyard however you see fit. If your opponent makes any form of complaint, punch him/her in the face and inflict damage to their Life Points by how many times they cuss at you x1000. Link to comment
.Nu-13 Posted July 26, 2010 Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 Poker FaceContinuous Spell CardYour opponent must keep Poker Face and can't say anything. If they change their expression or say something, remvoe from play all cards in their hand, their side of the field and in their Graveyard. Link to comment
Brandon Michael Geren Posted July 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 Added to the OP. Link to comment
Mr. Judgment Dragon Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Hai guyz can I play too? 2 For FlinchingQuickplay Spell CardPretend to punch your opponent in the face. If your opponent flinches, punch them twice and remove from play up to 2 cards on your opponent's side of the field. Insult to InjuryContinuous Trap CardWhen a card on your opponent's side of the field is destroyed or removed from play or when your opponent takes damage, insult them and inflict 500 damage to your opponent. If your opponent cries or cusses at you, inflict an additional 1000 damage to your opponent. During each of your Standby Phases, insult your opponent. If your opponent cries or cusses at you, inflict 500 damage to your opponent. If you cannot insult your opponent, destroy this card. RagequitTrap CardActivate only when your Life Points are lower than your opponent's. Mess up all your opponent's cards and punch your opponent. You win the duel if your opponent is unable to fix up their cards within 10 seconds. If your opponent is able to fix up their cards within 10 seconds, you lose the duel. Link to comment
Raiza Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Here are cards I thought of:Â The Happy Slapper -DIVINE-Lv12[Divine Beast]When this card inflicts battle damage to your opponent, slap your opponent across the face. If this card attacks your opponent directly slap them again and run away with their cards then you win the duel.[ATK 3000 / DEF 1000]Â Staring contestTrap cardWhen you activate this card, have a staring contest with your opponent and whoever wins the contest wins the duel. Link to comment
Brandon Michael Geren Posted July 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 I didn't know JD JP made WC... Well, I'm not adding Raiza's cuz they're too broken. Like everything else ITT. Link to comment
Toffee. Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 A Visit from Prof Oak -Spell-After activation, you can replace this card with a Pokemon TCG Base-Set "Prof. Oak" card. If the opponent claims you are cheating, just ignore him. Imakuni?'s lawjik -Spell-If a card you control would be removed from the field by an opponent's card, just throw that card across the room and pretend it never happened. Forced Rage-Quit -Trap-If the opponent's field contains more then 3 cards, you can activate this card from your hand or deck if you are playing on a card table. Flip the table and force a draw. 10$ Please -Spell-The opponent gives you 10$. If he/she cannot, Remove from play all cards on his/her side of the field. If this card is in your Graveyard during your Draw Phase, you can add this card t your hand instead of conducting your Draw Phase. The activation and effect of this card cannot be chained to. Link to comment
Icy Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Unstuck for now. Gotta do some little cleaning while I manage the changes >_>". Some are rather... Off. Link to comment
Brandon Michael Geren Posted July 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Will it be re-stuck? Or no? Link to comment
Icy Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 It might. Just let me figure stuff out .-. Link to comment
Brandon Michael Geren Posted July 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 Okay. Does anyone else have any cards? Link to comment
Just Crouton Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 Political-fueled media can be destructive...and OTKable. Liberal OutrageSpell CardInflict 1000 x the number of times Keith Olbermann on MSNBC calls someone a racist, anti-Semite, bigot, homophobic, or sexist on his show on the same day you activated this card. Conservative FuryTrap CardSend 3 cards from the top of your opponent's deck to the Graveyard x the number of times Glenn Beck on Fox News called someone a Totalitarian, Nazi, Communist, or Fascist. Link to comment
Brandon Michael Geren Posted July 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 I lol'd because I occasionally watch Glenn Beck just to make fun of him. I'm not a Democrat or a Republican, I'm a Whig. Link to comment
Brandon Michael Geren Posted August 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2010 Hump... TO THE TOP!!! In America. Link to comment
-Griffin Posted August 2, 2010 Report Share Posted August 2, 2010 |Five Minutes, I Promise||Spell Card||Put down all cards. Play a match of Flash Duel, then continue the duel. The winner draws 1 card and gains 1000 Life Points. The loser discards 1 card and loses 1000 Life Points.| Link to comment
-Griffin Posted August 2, 2010 Report Share Posted August 2, 2010 http://www.sirlingames.com/collections/flash-duel - Flash Duel. (Clarifying, not advertising. It's just the best place to get info happens to be the best place to buy it.) Link to comment
Brandon Michael Geren Posted August 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 bump to the top. Link to comment
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.