Thomas★Zero Posted April 5, 2012 Report Share Posted April 5, 2012 [url="http://images.wikia.com/yugioh/images/a/ad/LavaGolemSDMA-EN-UR-1E.jpg"][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101104052009/yugioh/images/thumb/a/ad/LavaGolemSDMA-EN-UR-1E.jpg/300px-LavaGolemSDMA-EN-UR-1E.jpg[/img][/url] This topic was made because of how a friend of mine has made a very powerful burn deck which can pretty much rape you while cutting you into tiny pieces while blocking attacks with Marshmallon, battle Faders and etc. and then summons this to burn of the rest of your life points while using stuff like Chain Burn, Secert Barrels. From what I heard it Took down Dark Worlds, Wind-Ups and Inzector Decks on DN though it hasn't been tested against Dino Rabbits. So Dics this the Golemn before it when it got addicted to Acid you know the one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanAtlus Posted April 5, 2012 Report Share Posted April 5, 2012 I lost to Chain Burn at lolocals because I swarmed like crazy and tried to puch for game, then Scarecrow raped me and Lava Golem shat on my Barkion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Βyakuya Posted April 5, 2012 Report Share Posted April 5, 2012 I think I should be fearing your grammar... OT: Takes down boss monsters even if this card is destroyed, and it's pretty much a great addition to certain kinds of burn decks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NumberCruncher Posted April 5, 2012 Report Share Posted April 5, 2012 Probably one of the funnest +1s in the game. Knocks down Evol Xyz, Stardusts, Naturia Synchros, largish monsters, Spirit Reapers, and many other monsters that would normally ruin your day. Then use Compulsory Evacuation Device to do it all again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alice Moonflowyr Posted April 5, 2012 Report Share Posted April 5, 2012 This guy plus Nightmare Wheel makes one hell of a lulzy combo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anbu-of-Sand Posted April 5, 2012 Report Share Posted April 5, 2012 Burn is a Deck / Mechanic I've always been iffy on, but at the same time always wanted to try :/ OT: It's quite the card to make your opponent rage to see they lost some valuable monsters for....this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not-so-Radiant Arin Posted April 5, 2012 Report Share Posted April 5, 2012 [quote name='Anbu-of-Sand' timestamp='1333664679' post='5903030'] Burn is a Deck / Mechanic I've always been iffy on, but at the same time always wanted to try :/ OT: It's quite the card to make your opponent rage to see they lost some valuable monsters for....this. [/quote] Even though I'm strongly opposed to Burn cards and the Decktype, when I had a Chain Burn Deck on YGO Online for like 3 days, I used to troll my opponents with it. Also, 4000 LP duels are retarded. Just throwing that out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 Wait, hold on a second. We go five posts in this thread or whatever with only one single reference to the misuse of "There's"? By Light? Okay then... OT: Lava Golem is a cool guy. He doesn't smoke... well kinda... he doesn't drink... he is kinda intoxicated and does a lot of damage while under the influence though... We just don't know what he's under... he doesn't beat his wife and kids... well not until summoned to the Opponent's side of the field... And he doesn't kick the armadillo across the backyard... unless he's playing against Armadilloz... The point is that he should run for mayo- wait, I've mixed up my jokes. Screw it: OT: card gets around pretty much anything you can think of to eliminate two opponent's monsters while putting up a 3000 ATK beatstick on your Opponent's side of the field that inflicts 1000 damage a turn, but can turn ugly if you can't stop of from attacking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zkaiser Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 The title of this thread needs to fixed. Such grammar should be illegal. On topic, I love the unstoppable beast Lava Golem. Get around everything but Krystia, Ophion and the Vanitys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTurtleOnceCalledGod Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 Best moment: Tribute your opponent's Laggia and Dolkka, watch them flip out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azuh Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 [img]http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh232/rainick/Renders%20and%20Masterpieces/lavagolem.png[/img] [size=8][b]OH, YOU SUMMONED A STARDUST?![/b][/size] [img]http://www.yu-jyo.net/images/121-160/126/126-16-u.jpg[/img] Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Rai Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 I'm sorry, but it's actually painful to read the starting post. Since I can't read it, chances are that I'm gonna repeat stuff he said. It's a good card in Burn, implying that Burn is even good. Excluding Chain Burn here. [quote][b]Theirs[/b][/quote] [quote][b]Golemn[/b][/quote] [quote][b]Secert[/b] Barrels.[/quote] [quote]So [b]Dics[/b] this the [b]Golemn[/b] before it when it got [b]addicted to Acid[/b] you know the one. [/quote] [quote][b]pretty much rape you while cutting you into tiny pieces[/b][/quote] 1. wtf are you on. 2. Never mind, figured it out, probably you're 'addicted to Acid'. Capitalised for some witty reference. 3. You can be banned for all kinds of stuff here on YCM, but you can't for being stupid in general consistently; making references to acid, and rape, and physical violence within one paragraph? If not referencing, at least flinging the words around as if they are all synonyms for 'pretty rainbows on children's forums'. And illegal titles lol. [IMG]http://i42.tinypic.com/2q84sig.jpg[/IMG] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas★Zero Posted April 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 [quote name='.Rai' timestamp='1333709403' post='5903613'] 3. You can be banned for all kinds of stuff here on YCM, but you can't for being stupid in general consistently; making references to acid, and rape, and physical violence within one paragraph? If not referencing, at least flinging the words around as if they are all synonyms for 'pretty rainbows on children's forums'. And illegal titles lol. [img]http://i42.tinypic.com/2q84sig.jpg[/img] [/quote] Sorry about the grammer >_> which IDK why people seem to make so much of a scean about it like its the end of the world. Still seems like your one of those people who over react to these thinks like how the TCG trys to censor their cards because of Religional issuse's and etc. Also it seems people didn't get the joke. [url="http://images.wikia.com/yugioh/images/3/3f/Number30AcidGolemofDestruction-JUMP-EN-UR-LE.png"][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120204070751/yugioh/images/thumb/3/3f/Number30AcidGolemofDestruction-JUMP-EN-UR-LE.png/300px-Number30AcidGolemofDestruction-JUMP-EN-UR-LE.png[/img][/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Rai Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 [quote name='kingdom Neos' timestamp='1333715938' post='5903638'] Sorry about the grammer >_> which IDK why people seem to make so much of a scean about it like its the end of the world. Still seems like your one of those people who over react to these thinks like how the TCG trys to censor their cards because of Religional issuse's and etc. Also it seems people didn't get the joke. [url="http://images.wikia.com/yugioh/images/3/3f/Number30AcidGolemofDestruction-JUMP-EN-UR-LE.png"][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120204070751/yugioh/images/thumb/3/3f/Number30AcidGolemofDestruction-JUMP-EN-UR-LE.png/300px-Number30AcidGolemofDestruction-JUMP-EN-UR-LE.png[/img][/url] [/quote] *scene *issues *you're *overreact *tries No, people got the joke. It's just that the grammar was so bad, it wasn't funny. I've never really understood why, when you are on the internet, it's obligatory to not be able to spell properly. It's like you [b]want[/b] to misspell things. Because how you manage to put an apostrophe in issues, I will never know. Also, I'm pretty sure an OCG card has ever had references to taking acid or raping people. Turning the Pope into a card and making it a wizard? Well, that's another story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 [quote name='kingdom Neos' timestamp='1333715938' post='5903638']Sorry about the grammer >_> which IDK why people seem to make so much of a scean about it like its the end of the world.[/quote] It's the internet. You either learn to type with good grammar or die. [quote name='kingdom Neos' timestamp='1333715938' post='5903638']Also it seems people didn't get the joke. [url="http://images.wikia.com/yugioh/images/3/3f/Number30AcidGolemofDestruction-JUMP-EN-UR-LE.png"][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120204070751/yugioh/images/thumb/3/3f/Number30AcidGolemofDestruction-JUMP-EN-UR-LE.png/300px-Number30AcidGolemofDestruction-JUMP-EN-UR-LE.png[/img][/url] [/quote] No one got it because everybody knows you suck at making even slightly intelligent or humorous remarks, and no one wanted to delve into what's hidden in your slime-infested posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTurtleOnceCalledGod Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 When I try to spell correctly, I make mistakes, when I try to spell incorrectly, I end up with perfect spelling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffee. Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 ITT: Spellcheck doesn't exist. On-Topic: Clear World = 2K damage a turn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeal Ascendant Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 Y'ALL POSTIN' IN A KINGDOM NEOS THREAD OT: Nuts in my recently made cube. If you get out a spirit reaper, marshmallon or another blocker and this, it's likely your opponent won't have an answer to to this in time. (Duels are 4000 LP in the format) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenxAtemYAOI Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 Has to be one of my favorite cards. I have been interested in running a Golemn XYZ deck for awhile now. Might go with something like tribute four of my opponent's monsters for two Lava Golems. Special summon Grinder Golem. Activate Remove Brainwashing. Tribute both Lavas for Photon Dragon then xyz later into a Rank 8 xyz. EDIT: Forgot about the SS rule after special summoning golem</3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilfusion Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 Card can be pretty evil, especially if Chain Burn is already involved. It's also the answer to pretty much anything otherwise considered solid defense/offense, such as Laggia, Stardust, LADD, etc. It's one of the only cards that can get rid of Vennominaga, too. Burn in general is one of the cheapest Deckstyles in the game. They're rarely fun to face, but they're inconsistent enough to not top anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Void Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 It's amazing how Kingdom Neos has been here for ages but is STILL awful at this game... On-Topic: I always wished there was a card like: Golem Control Unit Quickplay Spell Select 1 "Golem" monster on the field with 3000 original attack. Switch control of that monster. Would make a deck with all 3 Golems pretty hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilfusion Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 [quote name='White Void - Hakumen' timestamp='1333731814' post='5903862'] It's amazing how Kingdom Neos has been here for ages but is STILL awful at this game... On-Topic: I always wished there was a card like: Golem Control Unit Quickplay Spell Select 1 "Golem" monster on the field with 3000 original attack. Switch control of that monster. Would make a deck with all 3 Golems pretty hilarious. [/quote] You could just use Owner's Seal (Normal Spell) or Remove Brainwashing (Continuous Trap) if you're trying to use Lava Golem or Grinder Golem, or other cards that Summon to opposing Field. Acid Golem, you're better off just using Creature Swap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Void Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 I know but a card that was made for all 3 would be nice since they are essentially a "theme". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepy Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 [quote name='NumberCruncher' timestamp='1333663875' post='5903009'] Probably one of the funnest +1s in the game. Knocks down Evol Xyz, Stardusts, Naturia Synchros, largish monsters, Spirit Reapers, and many other monsters that would normally ruin your day. Then use Compulsory Evacuation Device to do it all again. [/quote] Isn't this a +0 though? Your opponent looses 2 monsters (-2 to your opponent) You loose the Lava Golem card itself (-1 to you) That Laval Golem card goes to your opponent (+1 to your opponent) OT: One of the most original effects in the game. An odd out to many situations. It was even comical to see 2 Stardust Assault Mode copies get eaten by this. Nowadays, I'd guess getting rid of Laggia and Leviair must make your opponent rage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NumberCruncher Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 [quote name='Berry Punch~' timestamp='1333733359' post='5903896'] Isn't this a +0 though? Your opponent looses 2 monsters (-2 to your opponent) You loose the Lava Golem card itself (-1 to you) That Laval Golem card goes to your opponent (+1 to your opponent) OT: One of the most original effects in the game. An odd out to many situations. It was even comical to see 2 Stardust Assault Mode copies get eaten by this. Nowadays, I'd guess getting rid of Laggia and Leviair must make your opponent rage. [/quote] Why I no can count? OT: It's funny to watch your opponent use Solemn Warning to negate it's summon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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