Excalibur the Divine Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Do you need me to escort this trespasser off the property? I don't think this castle is very nice. *uses some fire magic to set fire to a tapestry* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goddamnit names are a pain Posted August 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Looks like someone wants to get smashed into a bloody pulp and then have their eyes ripped from their sockets. Granted you are a puny sword and this is rather difficult…. I'll just try making you rust….wait how the hell did you use magic you're a sword. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Remember that I want a different exotic fruit as the centrepiece of my breakfast each day. Okay, Dae is the chauffeur. I'm suing this Excalibur guy £816 749 302 for the value of the tapestry, which was a one of a kind historical artifact and the only surviving record of the Service Industry war, and for damage to my estate caused by the fire. Chances are that he and his line will be in my debt for generations. I can put them to work in the mines. Now that wasn't very well thought through course of action was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goddamnit names are a pain Posted August 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Master, your fruit today is the exotic fruit known as the Banana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Master, your fruit today is the exotic fruit known as the Banana.Is it purple? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goddamnit names are a pain Posted August 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Is it purple? I can pain it purple But alas it is green….the best time to eat it, I've been told. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodrigo Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Is it purple? Can it be green? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36UIwONutmY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goddamnit names are a pain Posted August 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Can it be green? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36UIwONutmY I need to watch the rest of this anime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Gel Bananas are so sloppy and floppy. They taste weird :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodrigo Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Gel Bananas are so sloppy and floppy. They taste weird :/ They're not warm or cold. But they do have something to do with Steins Gate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goddamnit names are a pain Posted August 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Oh yes, in other news Our greatest enemy has become a duck. Can I have the honor of killing him? The plan is to shoot him, capture him as he faints from pain bind him whip him gouge his eyes out stab through various parts of his body cut what little dick he has off then behead him bronze his head and put it as a trophy of sorts above a trash can in master's house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 I have a banana, he is your maid, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 I don't think it's the choice of the Steins Gate for me to eat bananas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Oh yes, in other news Our greatest enemy has become a duck. Can I have the honor of killing him? The plan is to shoot him, capture him as he faints from pain bind him whip him gouge his eyes out stab through various parts of his body cut what little dick he has off then behead him bronze his head and put it as a trophy of sorts above a trash can in master's house No, this will not happen says the talking Duck. Now, here's a gift. *leaves a present on the floor, then runs away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodrigo Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 No, this will not happen says the talking Duck. Now, here's a gift. *leaves a present on the floor, then runs away* STOP CRAPPING ON LORD AIX'S SACRED FLOOR YOU ANIMAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 No, this will not happen says the talking Duck. Now, here's a gift. *leaves a present on the floor, then runs away* *kicks present, making it land right in front of Striker* I JUST CLEANED THIS FLOOR. ~~(\ _ /)~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Oh, you kicking that is not good right? Three, two, one, boom. *manages to leave Manor Aix* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goddamnit names are a pain Posted August 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 He's making a pure maiden like me want to rip my throat out make him stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 You do realize I got hit by that, right? And now my leg's broken from the blast. u.u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goddamnit names are a pain Posted August 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 You do realize I got hit by that, right? And now my leg's broken from the blast. u.u Then I beat you to a pulp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodrigo Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 You do realize I got hit by that, right? And now my leg's broken from the blast. u.u Mission accomplished Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elijah~ Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Thats a problem out the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Good riddance. Who wants a ride? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goddamnit names are a pain Posted August 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 What kind of Ride =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 What kind of Ride =DDas gae. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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