Nathanael D. Striker Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Bro, you wanna go? Well it's time I show what little fucks that I give about my fucking ego You see, them crackfics I write, they're intended to be garbage but even those can be turned to gold when I salvage the remains of a trend that's usually just a joke until I come inside yo ass and turn it to rum and coke You're a fucking joke, and that was meta long before me Don't you remember? When I came back, you were dead on the shore, see? I believe you had something to say, now I'll spoil it You were trying to piss me off, cause you're my toilet "I've heard better comebacks from a turkey sandwich, fool so don't try to mess with the guy whose takin' you to school You think I'm a joke? Please, you probably mistaken me for a clown though from your bad attitude and sorry excuse for a frown I bet you need one cause you're stuck as a fuckin' dog with no chance of breaking free from that fuckin' log You think your master cares about you? Please, given the chance they'd just screw you too." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazooie Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 am i the only person who gets confused when people try to rap battle over text like obviously it can be DONE, but it loses SO MUCH IMPACT when you can't put it into actual audio form is that just me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 yes it is always only you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazooie Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 yes it is always only you this is why black and i wont play with you dae youre so r00d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted January 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 "I've heard better comebacks from a turkey sandwich, fool so don't try to mess with the guy whose takin' you to school You think I'm a joke? Please, you probably mistaken me for a clown though from your bad attitude and sorry excuse for a frown I bet you need one cause you're stuck as a fuckin' dog with no chance of breaking free from that fuckin' log You think your master cares about you? Please, given the chance they'd just screw you too." Bro, quoting Spongebob doesn't do you justice, and that says somethin Despite your body mass, your existence has become thin Besides, if you were my teacher, I'd have to teach the class for ya And by the time the semester ends, your despair will be my euphoria Get real, I've got balls of steel, and that's no joke and I'll use them to crush your neck and make you choke you only wish that was a blowjob joke, but you're not my type the only reason I'd fuck you is if you were attractive and worth my hype Do us all a favor and pop all those zits show the world that you're in desperate need of my tits you're only in denial, and while it's been a while since I rapped the fact that you're the one who brought me back makes me wish I had a heart attack Yo, why you dissin on dogs, when the main dawg is right here? Let me make what you claim to be non-existent perfectly clear You only have the 1v1, but let me tell you where I come from The only thing you have is the support of TCG's cum Now I may be a pet, but at least I piss On something worth more in this world than this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Seems my attempt at a rap insult has failed, well played Thar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Note: don't post a "try to piss me off" thread when you have a couple posts in an "irrational fears" thread, especially when those fears can physically happen. ...Anyway, I won't try to take advantage of this information now, but I guess it's fair game for anyone else in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Note: don't post a "try to piss me off" thread when you have a couple posts in an "irrational fears" thread, especially when those fears can physically happen. ...Anyway, I won't try to take advantage of this information now, but I guess it's fair game for anyone else in this thread. That's why you post. Go back to Phyrexia, you tinker slave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not-so-Radiant Arin Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 All of your ships are mine. And there is nothing you can do to get them back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JessicaMuddy Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Sonic 06. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 I guess you can say you know me now, eh dae? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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