Ask me to explain anything to you as if you were a Kindergartener

[UltimateIRS]

Milo Yiannopoulos.

[Vivi_]

Taumatawhakatangi­hangakoauauotamatea­turipukakapikimaunga­horonukupokaiwhen­uakitanatahu

[Aix]

Are there infinitely many twin primes? Explain the answer to this question.

[DEStroyer of worlds!]

what is a simple question to ask you?

[(GigaDrillBreaker)]

Where do babies come from?

[The Nyx Avatar]

European politics.

Nothing like American politics.

What's a bikini?

It's a swimsuit that's often shaped like a bra and panties, but is neither of those.

Milo Yiannopoulos.

Someone on Twitter.

Taumatawhakatangi­hangakoauauotamatea­turipukakapikimaunga­horonukupokaiwhen­uakitanatahu

You're suffering from brain failure right now.

Are there infinitely many twin primes? Explain the answer to this question.

Yes. The paper said it so.

what is a simple question to ask you?

What's 2 + 2?

Where do babies come from?

Well kid, when a man and a woman love each other very much, a stork comes and delivers the baby. I hope that satisfies.

[Vivi_]

You're suffering from brain failure right now.

You wot m8?

[The Nyx Avatar]

You wot m8?

I don't care.

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

[The Nyx Avatar]

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

Fear of big words. Like the one you just said!

[GarlandChaos]

What the hell is a Tengu Man?

[The Nyx Avatar]

What the hell is a Tengu Man?

This thing:

 

[GarlandChaos]

This thing:

 

Byoutiful. I's byoutiful.

 

Absolutely byoutiful.

[The Nyx Avatar]

Byoutiful. I's byoutiful.

 

Absolutely byoutiful.

Danke! Do you have any more questions?

[TF2_The_Scout]

Can my reflection see me?

[The Nyx Avatar]

Can my reflection see me?

No.

[VampireofDarkness]

Let's try something difficult but self indulgent, Yu-Gi-Oh 2099

[The Nyx Avatar]

Let's try something difficult but self indulgent, Yu-Gi-Oh 2099

Cards.

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

Proof of Fermat's Last Theorem

[The Nyx Avatar]

Proof of Fermat's Last Theorem

The proof is in the pie.

[DEStroyer of worlds!]

What's 2 + 2?

 

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

How to survive a Sharknado

[The Nyx Avatar]

 

Why, it's 4.

How to survive a Sharknado

Be the main character; the most important person. Those hardly die.