Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 I kind of like this, actually. The reactions to this are very mixed, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Suck it, dickshit. Florida is better than wherever you live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodrigo Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 This is really ugly and unnecessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryusei the Morning Star Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Not gold enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Partangle the Candle Jangler Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Þórr einn þar vá þrunginn móði,hann sjaldan sitr er hann slíkt um fregn;á gengust eiðar, orð ok sœri,mál öll meginlig er á meðal fóru. Hljóðs bið ek allar helgar kindir,meiri ok minni mögu Heimdallar;viltu, at ek, Valföðr! vel framtelja forn spjöll fíra,þau er fremst um man. Tefldu í túni, teitir váru,var þeim vettugis vant ór gulli;unz þrjár kvámu þursa meyjarámátkar mjök ór jötunheimum. Ein sat hon úti, þá er inn aldni komyggjungr ása ok í augu leit. Hvers fregnið mik?Hví freistið mín? Allt veit ek,Óðinn, hvar þú auga falt, í inum mæra Mímisbrunni.Drekkr mjöð Mímir morgun hverjan af veði Valföðrs.Vituð ér enn - eða hvat? Valði henni Herföðr hringa ok men,fekk spjöll spaklig ok spá ganda,sá hon vítt ok of vítt of veröld hverja. Nýi, Niði, Norðri, Suðri,Austri, Vestri, Alþjófr, Dvalinn,Nár ok Náinn, Nípingr, Dáinn,Bifurr, Bafurr, Bömburr, Nori,Ánn ok Ánarr, Óinn, Mjöðvitnir. Ask veit ek standa, heitir Yggdrasillhár baðmr, ausinn hvíta auri;þaðan koma döggvar þærs í dala falla;stendr æ yfir grœnn Urðar brunni. Þat man hon fólkvíg fyrst í heimi,er Gullveig geirum studduok í höll Hárs hana brendu;þrysvar brendu þrysvar borna,opt, ósjaldan, þó hon enn lifir. Veit hon Heimdallar hljóð um fólgitundir heiðvönum helgum baðmi;Varð af þeim meiði, er mær sýndisk,harmflaug hættlig, Höðr nam skjóta;Baldrs bróðir var of borinn snemma,sá nam Óðins sonr einnættr vega. á sér hon ausask aurgum forsiaf veði Valföðrs. Vituð ér enn eða hvat?´ Sal sá hon standa sólu fjarriNáströndu á, norðr horfa dyrr;falla eitrdropar inn um ljóra,sá er undinn salr orma hryggjum. Bræðr munu berjask ok at bönum verðask,munu systrungar sifjum spilla;hart er í heimi, hórdómr mikill,skeggöld, skalmöld, skildir ro klofnir,vindöld, vargöld, áðr veröld steypisk;mun engi maðr öðrum þyrma. Finnask æsir á Iðavelliok um moldþinur máttkan dæmaok minnask þar á megindómaok á Fimbultýs fornar rúnir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted April 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Suck it, dickshit. Florida is better than wherever you live. I live in Florida, actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 This is really ugly and unnecessary.I live in Florida, actually.The county you live in is sheet compared to Orange County. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted April 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Þórr einn þar vá þrunginn móði,hann sjaldan sitr er hann slíkt um fregn;á gengust eiðar, orð ok sœri,mál öll meginlig er á meðal fóru. Hljóðs bið ek allar helgar kindir,meiri ok minni mögu Heimdallar;viltu, at ek, Valföðr! vel framtelja forn spjöll fíra,þau er fremst um man. Tefldu í túni, teitir váru,var þeim vettugis vant ór gulli;unz þrjár kvámu þursa meyjarámátkar mjök ór jötunheimum. Ein sat hon úti, þá er inn aldni komyggjungr ása ok í augu leit. Hvers fregnið mik?Hví freistið mín? Allt veit ek,Óðinn, hvar þú auga falt, í inum mæra Mímisbrunni.Drekkr mjöð Mímir morgun hverjan af veði Valföðrs.Vituð ér enn - eða hvat? Valði henni Herföðr hringa ok men,fekk spjöll spaklig ok spá ganda,sá hon vítt ok of vítt of veröld hverja. Nýi, Niði, Norðri, Suðri,Austri, Vestri, Alþjófr, Dvalinn,Nár ok Náinn, Nípingr, Dáinn,Bifurr, Bafurr, Bömburr, Nori,Ánn ok Ánarr, Óinn, Mjöðvitnir. Ask veit ek standa, heitir Yggdrasillhár baðmr, ausinn hvíta auri;þaðan koma döggvar þærs í dala falla;stendr æ yfir grœnn Urðar brunni. Þat man hon fólkvíg fyrst í heimi,er Gullveig geirum studduok í höll Hárs hana brendu;þrysvar brendu þrysvar borna,opt, ósjaldan, þó hon enn lifir. Veit hon Heimdallar hljóð um fólgitundir heiðvönum helgum baðmi;Varð af þeim meiði, er mær sýndisk,harmflaug hættlig, Höðr nam skjóta;Baldrs bróðir var of borinn snemma,sá nam Óðins sonr einnættr vega. á sér hon ausask aurgum forsiaf veði Valföðrs. Vituð ér enn eða hvat?´ Sal sá hon standa sólu fjarriNáströndu á, norðr horfa dyrr;falla eitrdropar inn um ljóra,sá er undinn salr orma hryggjum. Bræðr munu berjask ok at bönum verðask,munu systrungar sifjum spilla;hart er í heimi, hórdómr mikill,skeggöld, skalmöld, skildir ro klofnir,vindöld, vargöld, áðr veröld steypisk;mun engi maðr öðrum þyrma. Finnask æsir á Iðavelliok um moldþinur máttkan dæmaok minnask þar á megindómaok á Fimbultýs fornar rúnir. reported Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snatch Steal Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-30655802 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted April 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-30655802 Too far, dude. Too far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snatch Steal Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Too far, dude. Too far.no need to lose your head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted April 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 no need to lose your head Dude, stop. Seriously. Someone decapitating their own mother is not something you joke about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallohallo Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Not my proudest fap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snatch Steal Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Dude, stop. Seriously. Someone decapitating their own mother is not something you joke about. Can I axe why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas★Zero Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-30655802Too far, dude. Too far.no need to lose your head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted April 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Can I axe why? A twat like you is not worth my time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snatch Steal Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 A twat like you is not worth my time. Calling someone a twat is unaxeceptable in this section. Please pull yourself together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Partangle the Candle Jangler Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halubaris Maphotika Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Toadtotter you are the most savage man on this forum. My sides have exploded from laughter and I am now getting a surgical operation because of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryusei the Morning Star Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Toadtotter you are the most savage man on this forum. My sides have exploded from laughter and I am now getting a surgical operation because of it.Just head away from all this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(GigaDrillBreaker) Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 reportedlol this is misc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yui Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 This is really ugly and unnecessary.Much like Florida itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted April 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 lol this is misc. joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(GigaDrillBreaker) Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Much like Florida itself.GOT EEEEEEEEEM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted April 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Much like Florida itself. implying texas is any better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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