Corrupt a wish

[Rayfield Lumina]

5 hours ago, Kokoroshi said:

I wish Elden Ring wasn’t so f*cking difficult

Granted, hence the game becomes a 1 screen scene in a room where your objective is to move 1 millimetre. Once accomplished, you complete the game, credit roll. Congratz.

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I wish to know the reason of Human Existence

[Kokoroshi]

3 minutes ago, Rayfield Lumina said:

I wish to know the reason of Human Existence

That is not a wish I can grant, for that is a conclusion you must come to on your own path…

but everyone has a purpose, otherwise we wouldn’t be here.

[Rayfield Lumina]

1 minute ago, Kokoroshi said:

That is not a wish I can grant, for that is a conclusion you must come to on your own path…

but everyone has a purpose, otherwise we wouldn’t be here.

dude, just corrupt the wish, no need for grand asseveration lmaooo. Corrupt + make a wish or we can't move forward. The idea is to corrupt the wish regardless of how silly your reasoning is

P:D: Seriously speaking, your comment is interesting.

[Kokoroshi]

1 minute ago, Rayfield Lumina said:

dude, just corrupt the wish, no need for grand asseveration lmaooo. Corrupt + make a wish or we can't move forward. The idea is to corrupt the wish regardless of how silly your reasoning is

P:D: Seriously speaking, your comment is interesting.

Ok, corruption… You want to know the reason for human existence.

granted, there is no reason, we’re born, we live, and we eventually die. Wish corrupted 

also sorry for forgetting my own wish… I wish for a PS5 because I can’t find one :(

[Rayfield Lumina]

2 minutes ago, Kokoroshi said:

Ok, corruption… You want to know the reason for human existence.

granted, there is no reason, we’re born, we live, and we eventually die. Wish corrupted 

Nihilistic truth, painful, but probably in the right track

2 minutes ago, Kokoroshi said:

I wish for a PS5 because I can’t find one :(

Granted, a person suddenly knocks at your door and gives you not only one but 5 Penguin Soldiers (PS)

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I wish to catch a shiny cutiefly

[Loleo]

1 hour ago, Rayfield Lumina said:

I wish to catch a shiny cutiefly

Granted but its wing fell off and it has a god complex.

I wish I was shiny

[Neo Nae]

36 minutes ago, Loleo said:

Granted but its wing fell off and it has a god complex.

I wish I was shiny

Granted, but you don't see where you are shiny where as everyone else can and will be blinded by the shine

I wish for more knowledge on every subject in life

[Rayfield Lumina]

2 hours ago, Neo Nae said:

I wish for more knowledge on every subject in life

Granted, but your brain is suddenly assaulted by such amount of overflowing knowledge it cannot resist it and you fall into a coma.

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I wish to humble my shiny cutiefly so it becomes friendly again and overcomes its god complex

[Loleo]

4 hours ago, Rayfield Lumina said:

I wish to humble my shiny cutiefly so it becomes friendly again and overcomes its god complex

Granted but in the process, you seem to pick up many of its tendencies

I wish to know where I'm shiny

[Kokoroshi]

9 hours ago, Loleo said:

I wish to know where I'm shiny

Granted, You find out that your only shiny on your face and hands, but but now that you know where your shiny, you can also be affected by how shiny you are and go blind, so I’d recommend you be careful.

I wish to get the Yamato (the katana Vergil uses in Devil May Cry) 

 

[Rayfield Lumina]

4 hours ago, Kokoroshi said:

I wish to get the Yamato (the katana Vergil uses in Devil May Cry) 

granted, but you get the katana piercing your chest

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I wish that an ambulance is sent to Koko's location, and makes it there safely

[Loleo]

3 hours ago, Rayfield Lumina said:

granted, but you get the katana piercing your chest

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I wish that an ambulance is sent to Koko's location, and makes it there safely

granted, but the katana gets welded to Koko's chest and people are run over on the way back to the hospital

I wish to Blind the Koko's Docters 

[Kokoroshi]

2 minutes ago, Loleo said:

granted, but the katana gets welded to Koko's chest and people are run over on the way back to the hospital

I wish to Blind the Koko's Docters 

Hol’ up, that wish is already corrupt… does that count?

[Loleo]

Just now, Kokoroshi said:

Hol’ up, that wish is already corrupt… does that count?

corrupt it more!

[Kokoroshi]

13 minutes ago, Loleo said:

corrupt it more!

Ok, fine, granted, the paramedics are blind and (because their not f*king blacksmiths) can’t correctly remove the Yamato from my chest and cause more internal damage. Also Vergil comes out of nowhere and takes his katana back.

hope you enjoy my suffering.

I wish Broly meets Loleo and mistakes him for Goku.

[Rayfield Lumina]

3 hours ago, Kokoroshi said:

hope you enjoy my suffering.

we definitely do, ty  *sits to watch his suffering*

3 hours ago, Kokoroshi said:

I wish Broly meets Loleo and mistakes him for Goku.

Granted, but at that moment Broly realizes he has always loved Goku and tries to kiss Loleo

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I wish Loleo can escape this Yaoi scene

[Neo Nae]

2 hours ago, Rayfield Lumina said:

we definitely do, ty  *sits to watch his suffering*

Granted, but at that moment Broly realizes he has always loved Goku and tries to kiss Loleo

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I wish Loleo can escape this Yaoi scene

Granted, but by doing so Loleo will be forced into multiple scenes now each worse then the one before hand

 

I wish to be in a yaoi scene

[Kokoroshi]

9 hours ago, Neo Nae said:

Granted, but by doing so Loleo will be forced into multiple scenes now each worse then the one before hand

 

I wish to be in a yaoi scene

Granted, but you realize you were straight all along

i wish for this yaoi sh*t to end

[Rayfield Lumina]

4 hours ago, Kokoroshi said:

i wish for this yaoi sh*t to end

Granted, and in order to do so, the Entity granting our wishes turns you into a female that is attracted to females, filling the place with Yuri scenes.

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I wish @Horu to join the game in the hope he gets a couple chuckles here and there because he's depressed and I'm worried.

[Horu]

Granted, the chuckles are due to the level of dark humor often found here.

 

I wish I could slap the stupid people I meet on a daily basis.

[Kokoroshi]

4 hours ago, Horu said:

Granted, the chuckles are due to the level of dark humor often found here.

 

I wish I could slap the stupid people I meet on a daily basis.

Granted, but when you slap them they transform into a random Mortal Kombat character, so hope you don’t get scorpion.

I wish to give Horu a companion to help fend off the Mortal Kombat characters.

[Horu]

Granted but my partner is a Lv1 Magikarp

 

I wish I could turn into any animal of my choosing at will

[Kokoroshi]

22 hours ago, Horu said:

Granted but my partner is a Lv1 Magikarp

 

I wish I could turn into any animal of my choosing at will

Granted, but if you stay in that form for to long you won’t be able to change back and you’ll slowly lose sight of who you are.

I wish to stop being sick

[Horu]

1 hour ago, Kokoroshi said:

Granted, but if you stay in that form for to long you won’t be able to change back and you’ll slowly lose sight of who you are.

I wish to stop being sick

Granted but you are required to donate plasma every week for government research

 

I wish I could fire lasers from my fingers

[Rayfield Lumina]

On 5/9/2022 at 8:19 AM, Horu said:

Granted but you are required to donate plasma every week for government research

 

I wish I could fire lasers from my fingers

Granted, but they're chibi-fying laser beams, now everything you point to becomes a cute chibi

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I wish I had more time to draw