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Title says all, corrupt a wish of the above user then provide your own wish. Example:

 

User 1: "I wish to be in a Batman movie"

 

User 2: "Granted, but it's Batman and Robin."

 

 

I'll start:

 

I wish to be a admin on YCM.

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Granted, you now have less wishes. But, you stop wishing for essential things from life, such as: shelter, food, clothes etc. You end up a poor beggar on the streets, barely surviving on bread and water, wearing only a loan cloth to cover your shame.

 

I wish for an incorruptible wish.

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Granted. But, now the quality of college education is not the same and only serves to produce "educated fools".

 

I wish I was good at what I'm bad at and vise-versa.

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Granted but accumulated value of that pile is $0.01.

I wish i was a top tier player in a game.

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1 hour ago, Lystern said:

Granted but accumulated value of that pile is $0.01.

I wish i was a top tier player in a game.

Granted but you're the only player in that game.

 

I wish I could make it to the final duel in a YCS.

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23 minutes ago, Horu Ishayuki said:

Granted but you're the only player in that game.

 

I wish I could make it to the final duel in a YCS.

Granted, but the judges find out you made it to the finals by cheating, so you're banned from playing in an official tournament forever.

 

I wish I had a powerful Boku no Hero Academia Quirk to beat the s*** out of the delinquents in my community

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1 minute ago, Rayfield Shade said:

Granted, but the judges find out you made it to the finals by cheating, so you're banned from playing in an official tournament forever.

 

I wish I had a powerful Boku no Hero Academia Quirk to beat the s*** out of the delinquents in my community

Granted, but the ability you're given is x-ray vision that you can't switch off.

 

I wish I could produce a shitty comic book or manga

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2 minutes ago, Horu Ishayuki said:

Granted, but the ability you're given is x-ray vision that you can't switch off.

 

I wish I could produce a shitty comic book or manga

Granted, but its a Hentai manga and you get thrown into jail due to your country's laws

 

I wish I had a super cute n' sexy red hair girlfriend

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6 minutes ago, Rayfield Shade said:

Granted, but its a Hentai manga and you get thrown into jail due to your country's laws

 

I wish I had a super cute n' sexy red hair girlfriend

Granted, but she has the same powers as Rogue from X-Men.

 

I wish pokemon were real.

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Granted, however the first poke-ball will not be made until much later. Until then, pokemon are going to run around wild developing their powers and hatered towards humans.

 

I wish for my money to grow back to its normal size.

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On 1/6/2020 at 6:27 PM, TheBlackCatter said:

Granted, however the first poke-ball will not be made until much later. Until then, pokemon are going to run around wild developing their powers and hatered towards humans.

 

I wish for my money to grow back to its normal size.

Granted, but when it does, your currency will be so devalued to the point 1 venezuelan bolivar is worth more than all your money.

 

I wish I could attain Enlightenment like a tibetan monk

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Granted, but you'll have only 1 unit of that money.

I wish I could transfer my consciousness into virtual reality.

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5 hours ago, Lystern said:

Granted, but you'll have only 1 unit of that money.

I wish I could transfer my consciousness into virtual reality.

Granted, but your consciousness is transferred inside the room of the final boss of that reality while you're only Lv 1

 

I wish I had the ability to enter and exit anime worlds at will

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Granted. You are now buried in cards and can't get out. If you even manage to escape this crushing card amount, you are now faced with the problem of having no place to live or store your now buried stuff. Oh, and all the good cards are in the hardest to reach places of your living space.

 

I wish I had good credit.

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