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Granted, you now have less wishes. But, you stop wishing for essential things from life, such as: shelter, food, clothes etc. You end up a poor beggar on the streets, barely surviving on bread and water, wearing only a loan cloth to cover your shame.

 

I wish for an incorruptible wish.

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1 hour ago, Lystern said:

Granted but accumulated value of that pile is $0.01.

I wish i was a top tier player in a game.

Granted but you're the only player in that game.

 

I wish I could make it to the final duel in a YCS.

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23 minutes ago, Horu Ishayuki said:

Granted but you're the only player in that game.

 

I wish I could make it to the final duel in a YCS.

Granted, but the judges find out you made it to the finals by cheating, so you're banned from playing in an official tournament forever.

 

I wish I had a powerful Boku no Hero Academia Quirk to beat the s*** out of the delinquents in my community

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1 minute ago, Rayfield Shade said:

Granted, but the judges find out you made it to the finals by cheating, so you're banned from playing in an official tournament forever.

 

I wish I had a powerful Boku no Hero Academia Quirk to beat the s*** out of the delinquents in my community

Granted, but the ability you're given is x-ray vision that you can't switch off.

 

I wish I could produce a shitty comic book or manga

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2 minutes ago, Horu Ishayuki said:

Granted, but the ability you're given is x-ray vision that you can't switch off.

 

I wish I could produce a shitty comic book or manga

Granted, but its a Hentai manga and you get thrown into jail due to your country's laws

 

I wish I had a super cute n' sexy red hair girlfriend

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6 minutes ago, Rayfield Shade said:

Granted, but its a Hentai manga and you get thrown into jail due to your country's laws

 

I wish I had a super cute n' sexy red hair girlfriend

Granted, but she has the same powers as Rogue from X-Men.

 

I wish pokemon were real.

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On 1/6/2020 at 6:27 PM, TheBlackCatter said:

Granted, however the first poke-ball will not be made until much later. Until then, pokemon are going to run around wild developing their powers and hatered towards humans.

 

I wish for my money to grow back to its normal size.

Granted, but when it does, your currency will be so devalued to the point 1 venezuelan bolivar is worth more than all your money.

 

I wish I could attain Enlightenment like a tibetan monk

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5 hours ago, Lystern said:

Granted, but you'll have only 1 unit of that money.

I wish I could transfer my consciousness into virtual reality.

Granted, but your consciousness is transferred inside the room of the final boss of that reality while you're only Lv 1

 

I wish I had the ability to enter and exit anime worlds at will

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