RyanAtlus Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Awwww....I had wanted Zane to be like Kaiba....And what was that with them stick figures? Lol Joey laughs at tumors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weather Report - Stand Posted November 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 1. Well, Zane can't be like Kaiba, KAIBA has to be like Kaiba. 2. Cocoa can't do anything cool, so he's not allowed to have any Archfiends. He can only have Summoned Skull. 3. That was Kendo Fish's idea. Thank you for laughing at my product. The next chapter will be THOROUGHLY EPIC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanAtlus Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 This story makes me wanna dance.But I hope Dox is friggin wearing them this time, the perv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weather Report - Stand Posted November 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 D-D-D-DAAAAANCE?!?! Well, hopefully, the next chapter will make you dance, because it's so stupid that it makes me want to spoil stuff, but yet I can't, so tomorrow's gonna be AWESOME. You'll NEVER guess what it's about. And I'm also skipping to episode 14 first, before episode 9. BE WARNED!! And yes, Dox is disgusting. CURSE YOU, RHYME TIME!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Des ＨＥＲＯ Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 Ok then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weather Report - Stand Posted November 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 This chapter will blow your mind. If this goes well, I'll use this type of format again later on. Give meh feedback! [spoiler= Episode 9: A Spirit Summoned (?!)][spoiler=PART ONE][align=center]A REVOLUTIONARY NEW CHAPTER BY WEATHER REPORT AN EPISODE NOBODY WILL EVER FORGET YU-GI-OH! GX! THE FAN FIC EPISODE 9: A SPIRIT SUMMONED THEME MUSIC: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEKynFNJnJo&feature=related A BLEACH AND YU-GI-OH CROSSOVER OF ACTING PROPORTIONS[/align] Hanataro Yamada, an Obelisk Red, flew through the halls one dark, snowy, autumn night. “JADEN!!” he cried; he was acting in place of Syrus for this episode. “JAAADEN!!” he repeated, more anxiously this time. He passed by a girl and her best buddies; Orihime Inoue, Rukia Kuchiki and Hiyori Sarugaki, all Obelisk Blues. “Hey, Alexis, Angry, or even Nancy!” he pleaded! “Have you seen Ichigo lately?”“Sorry, no,” Orihime said.“Why would we wanna see THAT idiot?” Hiyori rudely answered. “Bug off.”“Wait, I am NOT playing Nancy Wut in this episode,” Rukia said. “Orihime, switch roles with me.”“Uh, okay.” The two switched standing positions. “Nope, haven’t seen him lately.”“Oh, well, thanks anyway.” Hanataro dashed off, with no success. Damn, this is important! Why can’t I find him when I need to?! Soon enough, he met up with Chad Sado, the resident guy playing an English Ra Yellow character. “Chad, hey!” Hanataro greeted. “Have you seen Ichigo?”“mmmnmnnmmn…” he mumbled.“Hey, wait, you can’t play BASTION!” Hanataro argued. “We need Ishida. He talks. ISHIDAAAAAA?” Uryu Ishida walked onto the scene. “You called?” he asked, fixing his glasses. “Uh, yeah, you make a better Bastion Misawa, so take Chad’s place.”“mnmnmm?!” Chad grumbled.“Is it because people think I’m BRITISH?!” Uryu challenged!“Come on, Uryu, this is the last time, okay?”“Ugh, fine,” Uryu sighed. Chad took off his duel blazer and Uryu put it on instead. Chad silently walked away.“So, have you seen Ichigo as of late?” Hanataro asked.“I JUST got here; of course not.”“Oh. Thanks?” Hanataro ran off, again. Then he ran into three guys in white coats. One, Sosuke Aizen, without glasses, turned around. “Hey, watch it, Slifer Slacker.”“Stop acting like a Blue, you aren’t even WEARING blue.”“Hey,” said another one, also Aizen, but with glasses grunted, turning, “you can’t make fun of US, huh, Hanataro, huh.”“Yeah,” said the other guy, turning around, a TALLER version of Sosuke Aizen with glasses, “you can’t do that, I reckon!” You see, actually the short one was AIZEN Aizen, and the TALL one was Sosuke SOSUKE. You’ll get used to it.“Well, have you seen Jaden or not?!”“Uh, no.”“I haven’t, huh, right, huh?”“Don’t think so, huh, Hanataro, huh. I reckon!”“Damn, you’re confusing! Anyways, back to my mission.” Hanataro left without another word. Finally, he decided to check the place he’d LEAST expect: the Slifer Toolshed. He burst through the door, glimpsing Marechiyo Omaeda sleeping and Ichigo Kurosaki standing randomly; they were his Slifer Red roommates. “Oh, Ichigo, THERE YOU ARE!!” Hanataro jubilantly exclaimed!“Huh?” Raspberyl turned around.“WHAT THE HECK?!” Hanataro gasped! “YOU’RE NOT ICHIGO!!” [align=center]SECOND THEME SONG: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd7o670Hh98&feature=relatedSTARRING(in order of appearance): [spoiler=Hanataro Yamada as Syrus Truesdale] [spoiler=Orihime Inoue as Alexis Rhodes, and then Nancy Wut] [spoiler=Rukia Kuchiki as Nancy Wut, and then Alexis Rhodes] [spoiler=Hiyori Sarugaki as Angry McArgue] [spoiler=Yasutora Sado and Uryu Ishida as Bastion Misawa] [spoiler=Sosuke Aizen, Sosuke Sosuke and Aizen Aizen as Chazz Princeton, Billy Hills, and Deep-Voice Dobbson] [spoiler=Marechiyo Omaeda as Chumley Huffington/Koala Ko Ala] [spoiler=Jaden Yuki as Ichigo Kurosaki] [spoiler=Neku Sakuraba as Himself] [spoiler=Kaname Tousen as Himself] [spoiler=Ikkaku Madarame as Janitor-Boy Ikkaku] [spoiler=Toshiro Hitsugaya as Cult Leader Boy] [spoiler=Yumichika Ayasegawa as Cult Kid 1] [spoiler=Renji Abarai as Cult Kid 2] [spoiler=Rangiku Matsumoto as Cult Girl] [spoiler=Shinji Hirako as Cult Leader Man] [spoiler=Gin Ichimaru as Chancellor Shepherd] [spoiler=Zaraki Kenpachi as Jinzo] [spoiler=AND… Raspberyl as Jaden Yuki] [spoiler=Special guest appearance by Syrus Truesdale]] Special thanks to the Prism Rangers, a Rifle Demon, seven Prinnies, and the International Hollow Association of Hueco Mundo.[/align] Hanataro stood, mouth agape, at the little girl he’d just seen transform from Ichigo. “B-but you were Ichigo! And then you-you TURNED AND…”“So, what?” Raspberyl asked. “What’s wrong?” Just then, Syrus Truesdale rushed through the doorway!“JADEN!! WE HAVE A PROBLEM—who’re you guys?”“Oh, didn’t you get the memo?” Hanataro asked.“What memo?!” Syrus freaked out. “Who ARE YOU?!”“No, you guys are supposed to be starring in Bleach this week.”“Oh, so Jaden’s filling in for Ichigo?” Jaden stood in the air (wearing a black kimono), held up his massive blade, and shouted, “BAN-KAAAAAAIIIII!!” He was covered in an impressive aura of power as he gained a black coat and a small, equally dark katana sword. “GET READY TO DIE!!” he shouted!Neku, standing at the other side of Hokage Rock, held out his left palm and roared, “DON’T CALL ME PHOOOOOONES!!” He fired off a massive kamehameha blast from just one hand!Kaname Tousen called out to Jaden, “What anime are we in?” Then Jaden held him out as a human shield. “THIS ONE!!”“Hey, what’re you—NOOOOOOOO!!” “So, thanks, I’ll leave this up to you,” Syrus sighed, leaving.“Well, back to the script,” Hanataro said, shrugging, “Raspberyl, if that IS your REAL NAME, we have some BIG problems!!” He walked back outside and pulled in Ikkaku Madarame, dressed up like a janitor with a moustache. He had a small janitor hat that sat just barely on the back of his head. “This guy, Ikkaku, the new janitor, is oddly injured!”“I’m injured,” he groaned. “Jinzo! He came TO LIIIIIFE!!” Then he fainted.“That was weird,” Raspberyl sighed. “Besides, Yu-Gi-Oh cards don’t come to life! What a CRAZY new janitor!”“Well, how do you explain this?!” Hanataro said. “His head was shaved by Jinzo!” Ikkaku’s head glowed faintly. “I’m not bald.” He pointed to his moustache.“Aren’t YOU supposed to be knocked out?” Raspberyl ordered.“Not anymore, because now I feel a lot better.” Ikkaku explained, stepping onto his feet. “And I can explain EVERYTHING, okay?”“Okay.” ”Okay, so it was not too long ago, and I was cleaning up some pee outside the library…” he began. Ikkaku took out a three-sectioned spear with a red mop on the end and began cleaning up a yucky fluid. “Damn kids, can’t even make it to the bathrooms these days.” “HOLY SHIZZ-NIT!!” a boy screamed, not too far inside!“Hubba-WHA?!” Ikkaku dropped what he was doing, straightened his moustache and hat, and sneaked inside. Four people were manipulating an Ouija board by candlelight. They all wore MYSTICAL cloaks and stuff. The lead boy was small with silver hair and a disgruntled face.“Shut. Up.” He ordered. “Do you WANT people to sneak in here and bust us?!” He jabbed an accusing finger at some effeminate guy with a funky eyelash.“B-b-but it just pointed to ‘H’…” he croaked.“He’s right,” said a guy with pinappley crimson hair and odd eyebrow tattoos. “If you go screaming EVERY time we spell a letter because they bumped into the table, then you’ll wake up EVERYBODY.”“Nobody’s bumping into the table!” assured a young lady with strikingly blonde hair for a Japanese school. “It’s all real, right, Hitsugaya?”“No.”“See?”“Quiet, everybody,” said Shinji Hirako, also robed, but sitting a small distance away. “If you’re too loud, then we’ll NEVER MEET JINZO.”“Okay, daddy,” the others all moaned in a hypnotized-ish fashion.Holy crap, that’s a hypnotist cult! Ikkaku thought to himself. Suddenly, a MYSTERIOUS PHANTOM APPEARED BEFORE HIM, DRESSED COMPLETELY IN GREEN!! “HOLY CRAP!!” Ikkaku screamed!“An intruder!” Shinji yelled! “Get him!!” The evil cult tore off after Ikkaku, who tried his darnedest to escape unscathed!! “And so,” Ikkaku concluded, “I passed out after I escaped, due to both fear and fatigue, and that Hanataro guy found me.”“Oh, that makes PERFECT sense!” Raspberyl exclaimed!“Huh?” Omaeda asked, drowsily.“It DOES?!” Ikkaku gasped, happy to see somebody believed in him!“Not to me,” Hanataro said.“Yeah, I see what you’re talking about, Ikkaku!” the demon girl said, patting Ikkaku’s shoulder. “Don’t worry, we’ll just call the cops or teachers, and then those cult followers’ll be arrested!” Then the lights went off.“AAAAAHH!!” Hanataro screamed like a wimp! “The lights went out!”“Duh!”“But why?” Hana pleaded, for some reason.“Maybe the fuse’s busted,” Ikkaku guessed.“Maybe Omaeda did it,” Raspberyl guessed.“Huh?” Omaeda asked.“OR MAYBE IT WAS ME!!” said some guy with a robot voice! A mysterious man in a fedora hat and long coat approached, in an evil fashion, somehow! He smacked Ikkaku in the head and picked him up! “Let’m go, you dumb Jinzo!” Raspberyl ordered!“NEVER!!” he rasped! And so, he ran into the nearby woods.“AFTAH HIIIIM!!” Raspberyl commanded! She leaped onto Hanataro’s back and slapped his shoulder!“Hey, I’m not Kenpachi! Get off ‘a me!” He slid her off of his fancy coat. The duo ran off, leaving Omaeda to his own devices. At that point, the lights flickered on again.“We’re sorry for the inconvenience, kids,” said Chancellor Gin Ichimaru over the intercom, “but a crazy robot ran into the power supply room and momentarily turned everything off for no reason. Don’t give me complaints, just beat him up if necessary. Have a nice day.” The two Slifers made it to the island’s giant generator holding pin (it was made so that the generators couldn’t escape) and stopped with a jolt. Ikkaku was strapped to a large plank of wood, around a roaring bonfire! Also the people from the flashback were inside, too. “What’s going on?!” Raspberyl asked.“THEY SHALL BECOME THE FOOD… FOR MY SOOOOOUL!!” Jinzo rasped! Jinzo took off his head… which was really a helmet! His head was… HIS HEAD WAS THAT OF ZARAKI KENPACHI’S!! Although his head was obviously too big in proportion to his body. “HO-LY—“ Hanataro didn’t finish. Raspberyl was laughing at him like crazy. “You’re ruining the mood!” Hanataro accused!“BUT HE JUST LOOKS SO FUNNY!!” she laughed! “DO YOU EXPECT ME TO FIGHT MR. BIG HEAD TONIGHT?! HAHAHA HAAA!!”“Actually, yeah.”“Please stop that,” Jinzo asked in a gruff, Kenpachi voice, “you’re gonna hurt somebody’s feelin’s like that.”“AW, HA HA, I’M GONNA PEE, IT HURTS SO BAD!! HAHAHA… whoo, okay,” Raspberyl said, recovering from laughter and wiping away a tear, “fine, I guess that since this is Yu-Gi-Oh, I have to duel you now.”“Ah, yes,” Jinzo agreed, “you see, in order to become, ‘REAL’,” he began, trying to touch a generator tower thing. His palm simply passed right through it, though. “I need to steal your Duel Energy through a duel. And then I have to burn your body into a crisp. But if you beat me, then I pretty much die again. Sound fair?”“NOTHING’S fair in Yu-Gi-Oh! But what the heck.” Raspberyl took out her duel disk from behind her back and tried to strap it onto her arm. “Dang, it’s too big. Can I get some help, here?”“Catch!” Hanataro tossed Raspberyl a roll of duct tape.“Thanks.” She taped the crappy device onto her wrist. “Okay, duel!” (Jinzo Kenpachi: 4000 Life Points. Raspberyl: 4000 Life Points)Jinzo automatically created a duel disk on HIS arm, as well, and drew his cards. “I summon Fishbone D. in Attack Mode!” An ugly monster man with a fish mask appeared!“GWAAAAR,” he said. (FISHBONE D.: 1600 Attack Points)“Next I use the card Spiritual Pressure Absorption.” Jinzo placed down a Spell which appeared on the field as a red guy getting the life sucked out of him.“NUH-UH!!” Raspberyl blurted out! “That’s just Ectoplasmer! Don’t try to gloss up EVERY card like it’s from Bleach! What a dumb gimmick!”“Fine. But I still use its power! I tribute Fishbone D. in order to deal 800 damage to your life points!” Jinzo held out his arm, and the Hollow monster fell over. Its spirit came out of its body and flew at Raspberyl! “Um, okay, it’s just a hologram. Am I supposed to be hurt or something?” (Raspberyl: 3200 life Points) She drew her new card and said, “I summon Prism Green, in Attack Mode!” A green guy who was a Power Rangers rip-off appeared on the field!“Ya-ha!” he triumphed! (PRISM GREEN: 1000 Attack Points)“But that’s no Bleach character!” Hanataro yelled! “Can’t it at least be something like one of the Karakura Superheroes?”“No! Next I set four cards face-down and activate Mirage of Nightmare!” Five non-monster cards appeared on Raspberyl’s field. “On your Standby Phase, I draw four new cards, but on MY turn, I discard four as well! Now Prism Green, attack!!” The green ranger took out a short wand of some sort and leaped toward Jinzo! He struck him with his wand, releasing all seven colors of the rainbow!!“GAAAAH, IT’S SO COLORFUL!!” (Jinzo Kenpachi: 3000 Life Points)“That’s not all,” Raspberyl continued on, “I’ll use your Ectoplasmer card to tribute my radical hero and inflict 500 damage to your life points!!” Prism Green died, but his spirit lived on! It punched right through Jinzo’s chest!“AAAAAARGH, IT HURTS FOR SOME REASON!!” (Jinzo: 2500 Life Points)“Ha,” Prism Green said, “I may die, but justice lives on!!” And his spirit faded away.“Yeah, you got’m on da ropes!!” Hanataro yelled!“No, not really.” “She’s right!” Jinzo agreed! “When my Fishbone D. is killed by a Spell, I can summon him again!” The ugly, wimpy Hollow appeared again, flashing its white, shiny, mask teeth! (Fishbone D.: 1600 Attack Points)“But I get to draw my cards now!” Raspberyl reminded. Her Mirage of Nightmare flashed a bit, and then she drew four new cards. “Next I’ll flip up one of my cards, Emergency Provisions, oh yeah!!” The Mirage of Nightmare card was turned into a cool cracker, which she just looked at dully. “Uh, should I eat it?”“Only if you want to,” Hanataro offered.“Okay then.” (Raspberyl: 4200 Life Points)“Well, no matter! I summon Hell Butterfly in attack mode!” A black butterfly from the Soul Society appeared and fluttered a bit. (HELL BUTTERFLY: 1600 Attack Points) “Now, attack her DIRECTLY!!”“No way, Jose!” she said it like ‘joes’. “I use A Hero Emerges!” A card with Zombyra the Dark making a cool pose flipped up! “Now, choose one of the monsters in my hand! If it’s a monster, then I can summon’m to the field!”“I choose…” Jinzo rubbed his chin for a second. “The one on the far right. I choose that one.”“Good.” Raspberyl threw down her monster! “It’s PRISM YELLOW!!” A yellow version of Prism Green appeared!“YAAAH!!” he yelled! (PRISM YELLOW: 1600 Attack Points)“OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” screamed Jinzo, emulating the Home Alone scream pose! TO BE CONTINUED… [spoiler= PART TWOOOO!!]Prism Yellow leaped up triumphantly and kicked the Hell Butterfly right in the antennae (remember, if you ever get attacked by a butterfly, hit it in the antennae. Also, NEVER bleed near one). But they both exploded in a flash of rainbow-colored light!!“FOOLISH FOOLY FOOL!!” Jinzo Kenpachi ridiculed! “DON’T YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU KICK A BUTTERFLY, IT’S BASICALLY SUICIDE?! NOW THAT YOU’VE KILLED MY MONSTER, WE CAN BOTH ADD ONE MONSTER IN OUR DECK INTO OUR HANDS!! And I choose Yammy Rialgo.” A picture of a fat guy with a bit of a Hollow mask on his jaw appeared. It had no effect and its stats were 0/0.“Well, I choose Prism Red!!” Raspberyl yelled, holding up a red version of those guys from earlier.“Ugh, the dreaded Prism Red, leader of the Prism Rangers,” Jinzo monologued. “Anyways, Fishbone D.! Use Fishbone Attack!!” The evil spirit fish man took out a large fishbone. Then he threw it at Raspberyl, aiming to murder!! “Oh, okay, then.” The bone flew through her body, since it wasn’t really real. (Raspberyl: 2600 Life Points)“AAAARGH, ARE YOU OKAAAAAAY?!” Hanataro yelped!“Duh, it didn’t hurt a bit!”“THIS sure will… AS LONG AS YOU BELIEEEEEEVE!!” Fishbone D.’s soul once again flew at Raspberyl and did nothing to her. (Raspberyl: 1800 life Points) “You’d better hurry up, young lady,” Jinzo chuckled, “’cause your buddies are getting roasted to a crisp over there!” He pointed to the roaring bonfire in the distance. The people inside were awake and moving around. They were even playing cards.“I play Bubonic Vermin!” the girl one said.“Well, I activate Trap Hole!” the girl-ish one said.“Oh, crap!” Raspberyl cursed! “JANITORBOY IKKAKU! DON’T WORRY! YOU’RE ON FIRE, BUT WE’LL SAVE YOU!!” Ikkaku, who was in a seated position, looked at himself, twitched his moustache, and shrugged. “You bastard, how DARE you burn people for your own personal gain! I summon Prism Orange, the German of Courage!” A semi-fat orange ranger appeared and punched the air. “HOO-WAH!!” he grunted. (Prism Orange: 800 Attack Points)“Now I equip him with Supa-Color!!” Raspberyl continued. A Spell Card with Prism Orange glowing flipped onto the field.“WHAT YOU SAY?” Prism Orange asked… with a vengeance. “YOU’RE NOT ENJOYING OF THE SUPA COLOR?” He glowed deep orange from the bottom of his heroic heart!“What kind of lame card idea is that?!” Jinzo recoiled. “It’s the best we could think of here! Now the let’s keep the good times rollin’ with Polymerization! I fuse my Prisms Red and Orange to summon…” The two Rangers flew into a black hole and became… “Honorary Ranger Rifle Demon!!” A giant, black-ish demon with a laser gun for an arm appeared! (HRRD: 2000 Attack points)“How is that even possible?” Hanataro asked, staring at the giant behemoth.“Like I said, it’s the best we’ve got! Now, since my Prism Orange was sent to the Graveyard, the effect of Supa Color activates!” Raspberyl stabbed her finger at Ectoplasmer. “Your dumb card dies!” It exploded suddenly.“That doesn’t make sense, either, but that’s so awesome!” Hanataro cheered!“And that ain’t it, yet!” Raspberyl laughed! “Huh-WHA?!” Jinzo gasped!“My Rifle Demon can attack directly to deal 1000 damage to your Life Points! Go, Honorary Shot of JUSTICE!!” The demon fired a laser at Jinzo, dealing massive damage!“GRRRRRR!!” (Jinzo Kenpachi: 500 Life Points) “OH, THAT’S IT. My Fishbone D. is revived now,” Jinzo reminded as his Hollow came back, “and I’ll sacrifice him for the BEST monster EVER… JINZO!!” Fishbone D. disappeared in a flash of light. Then lightning struck! A huge gust of wind began to blow! Hanataro was blown away! The earth began to shake!! Jinzo simply stepped onto the field and it all stopped. (Jinzo Kenpachi: 2400 Attack Points). “Now, I’ll attack! Rusty—““Hey, you can’t draw yourself!” Raspberyl said. “That’s just stupid! I mean, SURE you’re a card, but that doesn’t make sense! If somebody ELSE summoned you RIGHT NOW, would you have to go run ALL THE WAY OVER THERE, and then COME BACK when you’re destroyed?”“YOU TALK CRAZY! RUSTY BLADE SLICE!!” Jinzo Kenpachi held up a rusty blade and sliced the Honorary Ranger! He exploded.“NO! HRRD!!” Raspberyl cried! (Rapsberyl: 1400 Life Points) “Damn, you’ll pay SO HARD that you’ll WISH you’d NEVER HAD TO PAY IN THE FIRST PLACE!! I set a monster face-down and end my turn!”“Raspberyl!!” Hanataro yelled. “Stick to the script! Summon it FACE-UP!” He waved his copy of the script around.“Who cares, it’s STUPID not to set guys!” “You MAY be right, but you’re also WRONG!!” Jinzo mocked! “But HOW?!”“I summon Numb Chandelier in Attack Mode!!” A squiddy pink monster with a mask featuring heart-shaped eyeholes appeared and snickered.“You never answered my question! And WHY summon somebody so WEAK and STUPID?!”“Because RUSTY BLADE SLICE!!” Jinzo sliced through the face-down monster… PRISM INDIGO!“Owwwwww…” he groaned. Then he blew up!“Oh yeah,” Raspberyl cheered, “since he has an effect similar to Wroughtweiler’s, I can add Prism Orange and Polymerization into my hand!”“Well, now my Numb Chandelier can attack you directly!” Jinzo commanded! “Seed Flare™!”“That’s a Pokemon™ attack! You TOTALLY ripped them off!” Hanataro worried. The octopus shot out a large seed pod, covered in the power of grass!! It hit Raspberyl and bounced off.“Once again, I don’t really care.” (Raspberyl: 400 Life Points) “You realize that if you were SMART you could’ve KILLED ME right here.” Jinzo held up the script. “Oh. That makes more sense now.” “Now, lastly,” Jinzo said, “I equip myself with Kenpachi’s Secret Bankai!” His rusty blade transformed! Now it was a larger blade covered in mosaics.“Damn,” Raspberyl grunted, “will we EVER see it?”“Not likely! Now I can use Trap Cards and such!” He pointed to his Trap card nearby on the floor.“Who freakin’ cares?! I activate Pot of Greed!” Raspberyl summoned a small, yet ugly pot in his hands. She threw it at Jinzo!“OW!!”“I can draw two cards, and then I’ll summon Prism Blue!!” Raspberyl summoned a BLUE Prism Ranger!“YAH!!” he roared! (Prism Blue: 800 Attack Points)“Now I use Mystical Space Typhoon to kill off your dumb Trap,” she said, using a hurricane to kill a Spirit Barrier card.“NO! That card had ‘Spirit’ in it, so we didn’t HAVE to change it! NO!!!” Jinzo cried!“And lastly, I activate the Spell Card Football Game of JUSTICE!!” Raspberyl sent a card to the Graveyard and held up a rainbow-colored football. It exploded, summoning all SEVEN Prism Rangers for Raspberyl! Red struck a pose, and the seven got into formation.“Huh?!” Jinzo asked, dumbstruck. Seven Prinnies appeared in front of him and flashed their machetes! “And who are they? What’s going on? Why are we playing FOOTBALL?! Or rugby, in some countries that aren’t America. And isn’t this just some Magichange attack from Disgaea 2? Is this product placement or something?!” “This card can only be activated by removing all seven Rangers from my hand or Graveyard,” Raspberyl said, folding her arms, “and Purple was in my hand this whole time. Now I can inflict 2000 points of damage to you, if they get at least one point. And this IS product placement.” Jinzo gulped. “Oh, crap, guys! You’d BETTER win!!”“But, but we don’t have fingers, dood!” a Prinny grumbled. “We can’t win, dood.”“Damn. Just go.”“DOOOOOOD!!” The penguins ran out into the fray! Prism Purple ran into the crowd with the football in hand! He sidestepped them all, leaped up, and tossed it into the air. Prism Yellow grabbed it over to the left.“OVER THERE, GUYS!!” Jinzo yelled, pointing furiously at him! Two Prinnies turned around and attacked him! Yellow simply beat them up and tossed them into each other. As they exploded, he threw the football to the other side of the field. Green, Orange and Indigo smacked it away with their staves into the receiving hands of Prism Blue.“NOW, WE FINISH THIS!!” Red yelled! Blue held the ball in place as Red charged to it, back flipped, and power-kicked it. It flew with such intense force that it knocked the wind out of Jinzo.“UUUUUUUGH!!” he ‘ugh’ed. Then the football grew and glew with the force of a thousand rainbows, and was detonated. “FRIENDSHIP!!” the seven Rangers roared, holding their right arms up, and then faded away. (Jinzo Kenpachi: 0 Life Points. GAME OVER)“AAAARGH!!” Jinzo roared! Then he stood idly.“Uh, shouldn’t you be dead by now?” Raspberyl asked. “You just LOST. This IS Yu-Gi-Oh, right?”“No, actually that wouldn’t kill me.”“OH CRAP THEY’RE SCREWED!!” Hanataro screamed! The kids and Shinji were looking pretty crispy!“NO THEY AREN’T!!” Uryu and Chad came swinging in on a jungle vine through the forest, wielding two bottles of water! They threw them into the roaring fire, instantly quenching it! “YOU GUYS!!” the heroes cheered! Then the three Aizens ran into the area! Aizen Aizen and Sosuke Sosuke held Jinzo Kenpachi in place!“This is for trying to kill people!” Sosuke Aizen yelled! He punched him in the face.“OW!!”Then, the three action girls of the series appeared suddenly, holding heavy-duty machine guns! “DIE, FIEND!!” they screamed! Then shot him repeatedly.“THAT HUUUUUURTS!!”“WHO CAAAAAARES?!” Orihime asked. Raspberyl picked Ikkaku up, among the other burnt guys, sitting, and doing nothing. “Ikkaku! You’re okay!”“Uh, yeah?” Suddenly, Ikkaku’s moustache fell off.“OH MY GOSH!!” Raspberyl and Hanataro gasped! “IT’S IKKAKU!!”“NOIT’SNOTWHATYOUTHINK!!” Then, the cops arrived.“Okay, book’m, guys!” said the senior policeman. Two others placed handcuffs on him and the other guys in the quenched fire.“NO!” Ikkaku wailed! “THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING!!” He was hauled off, with the other guys, into the paddy wagon.“Thanks, kiddos,” said the policeman, “that Ikkaku guy’s been going from Duel Academy to Duel Academy, leading psycho hypnotism cults based around summoning evil monsters and ritual suicides!”“So THAT’S why that Blue-Eyes was attacking New York last month!” Hanataro realized.“Yeah, so now he’s going to jail. And so is that Jinzo corpse, he’s good evidence.” The policemen picked everything up and put it into the car. “But what’re YOU guys doing here?!” Raspberyl asked.“Oh, well the Chancellor told us to beat up the jerk who turned off the lights instead of him, so…” Hiyori trailed off.“Okay.” Then Jinzo Kenpachi broke out of the cop car!! “YOU’RE ALL DEAD MEAT!!” he loudly yelled. Then his head was blown off. His limp body fell to the floor. Everybody turned and saw Marechiyo was holding a submarine sandwich and a smoking pistol.“MARECHIYO!!”“Aw,” he said, bashfully smiling, “it was nuthin’.” Meanwhile, the Aizens were having a talk. “Man, we finally did something important, I reckon!” exclaimed Aizen Aizen.“Well, it was BOUND to happen, since you ARE my clones,” Sosuke Aizen said.“Nuh-uh, huh, Sosuke Aizen, huh,” Sosuke Sosuke retorted, “you guys are MY clones, I reckon!”“Well, I reckon we ALL agreed that YOU were clones of ME!” Aizen Aizen yelled. Suddenly and without warning, Ichigo Kurosaki appeared. “Hey, everybody, I’m here, get your game on, heh heh. Oh, wait, am I too late?”“Yeah, you are,” Rukia said. “Sorry.”“Heeeeeey…” Ichigo stared at Raspberyl. “Who’s this?”“Oh, that’s just Raspberyl, your replacement,” Hanataro explained.“Actually, I’m just Young Etna,” Raspberyl revealed.“HUH?!” ENDING THEME SONG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weather Report - Stand Posted November 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Sorry, but the next part will be updated tomorrow, a little late, and I can't do a chapter next week due to HOLIDAY MADNESS!! Good luck, all!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weather Report - Stand Posted November 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2009 Well? No comments so far on my "crossover" yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Des ＨＥＲＯ Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 Oh sorry most people are having the same problem about their fan fics well I do and it seems some others do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weather Report - Stand Posted December 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 From now on, I'll have a small part of the beginning dedicated to the kids watching something stupid on their new television. Or doing something stupid, but maybe not. Anyways, enjoy. [EDIT:}Oh, and also I'm about to announce the Yu-Gi-Oh! GX! Christmas Special 2009!! It's all about Dr. Card, an EVIL card player from the future, who tries to travel through time to destroy Christmas ONCE AND FOR ALL. But he fails and instead runs into ALL the cool duels guys from every Yu-Gi-Oh series EVER!! Coming December 25. 2010. Ha, gotcha! Not this year, ha ha. Anyways, enjoy.[spoiler=Episode 10: Family Business][spoiler=Part One]Syrus entered the Slifer Toolshed and saw Jaden and Koala Ko Ala watching television. “Yo Sy!” Jaden greeted, waving his hand. “We were just watchin’ Bleach!”“Two Bleach references in two weeks?!” Syrus gasped. “That’s uncreative! And also, didn’t they say that we weren’t allowed to watch the television if we don’t share with the faculty?”“I’ve got it ALL covered,” Jaden winked.“This is a great episode,” Koala Ko Ala warned, “you’d better get here fast!” Syrus charged over onto his bunk of ‘da bed and stared at the small screen… Momo Hinamori had woken up late for a meeting. “Oh no, it’s so late already!” she gasped, grasping the time of morning. She ran down a hall of the Soul Society and came upon a small barricade. “I’ll just take this shortcut…” She leaped over it, and froze. Several captain-class Soul Reapers had been standing around something hung upon a wall, covered in blood. Upon it was Captain Sosuke Aizen. “I can’t believe he died this way,” one guy said. Another one quickly studied the scene and wrote something in a notepad.“Cause of death…” he grunted, “was EXPLOSIVELY BLOODY DIARRHEA.”“CAPTAIN AIZEEEEEEN!!” Jaden flipped off of his seat, Koala Ko Ala threw up out the window, and Syrus sat down in shock. “That… wasn’t what happened…” Syrus muttered.“But that’s what it LOOKS like!!” Jaden defended, pointing to the picture link I just provided.“YOU… YOU’RE RIGHT!!” Koala Ko Ala screamed! “UGH, NOW I’LL NEVER BE ABLE TO LOOK AT THAT PAGE WITHOUT LAUGHING AFTER I RECOVER!! DAMN GAG DUBS!!”“Could this day get ANY worse?!” Syrus wailed! “I mean, after ONE bad thing goes wrong, then something ELSE bad happens, then some guys do something REALLY stupid that’ll draw meteors into orbit and crush us ALL!! And the episode hasn’t even STARTED yet!!”“Dude, that’s just weird, yo.” Just then, a giant flaming meteor fell onto and crushed the Slifer Toolshed. Yu-Gi-Oh! GX!Episode 10: Family BusinessPart One It was a hazy, misty ocean morning, and a man was stupidly crossing the entire ocean on a rickety raft made out of papier-mâché and cardboard. Then it capsized! The man sank into the ocean… but then, a large, flabby narwhal swam under him and swam off with him. “HEY!!” the man roared. The narwhal froze. “TAKE ME TO DUEL ACADEMY ISLAND.” His piercing gaze struck the narwhal so hard that a bit of his fat got pushed in, as if a dumb ghost poked him! “Uh, uh, ooh ah, um, alright.” the whale agreed, shakily and frightened-y. It turned around to the direction in which the guy was originally rowing in and took off with a jet-like sound. The man’s eyes and nose were incredibly intense. Meanwhile, Jaden was sitting under a tree. “Ahh, this is the life!”“THAT’S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY!!” Syrus and the other Slifer Reds were busy recovering stuff from the meteor strike. The toolshed was totally crushed, but the rest of the island was quite alright. Dozens of meteors were flying and striking the ocean randomly. “HURRY UP AND GET OVER HERE, SOMETHING TERRIBLE’S HAPPENED!”“Of course!” Jaden pointed to the toolshed.“NO, SOMETHING ELSE!”“Oh, yo, why didn’t you say so, yo?” A giant narwhal suddenly flew out of the ocean and into the air and all of the meteors suddenly lifted up and flew back into space. The narwhal continued flying away as a tough-looking man (who had the intense, glaring nose) fell down, flipped twice, and landed on his hands, performing a handstand. He then flipped backward onto his feet in a single, gravity-defying bound.“Where’s the dorm master?” he asked. The several kids who were suddenly homeless stared at him for a second. “I SAID WHERE IS HE?!” he asked, a teensy bit louder this time.“Uh ooh ah um uh in there!” they all struggled to blurt out. They pointed to the crushed dorm.“So he was killed by the meteor, huh?” The man simply stared at it long and hard enough… for a rainbow to strike it, repairing it instantly!“I’m alive!” Lyman Banner jubilantly exclaimed. He graciously let the man into his office for a chat. “Who do you think THAT guy is?” Syrus asked Jaden.“Hmm…” Jaden thought about his large nose, tiny eyes, and oddly ear-shaped hair. “No idea. Let’s sneak over and listen in!” They both tip-toed comically over to the door and placed their ears to it.“So,” Banner asked, “what seems to be the problem, KOALA KO ALA’S DAD?”Koala Ko Ala’s dad, Jaden thought.That’s his dad, Syrus thought.That’s really his dad, Jaden thought.He really has a dad like that, Syrus thought.WHO WOULDA THUNK IT? Jaden and Syrus thought in unison, shrugging.Not me, yo! Jaden thought. Syrus frowned at him and slapped him.“Well,” Koala Ko Ala’s dad started, “my son is quite obviously…”“Learning impaired?”“Stupid. That’s the word I was looking for, stupid. Well, it’s come to my attention that he really SUCKS at dueling, and it’s useless for me to pay for him to SUCK at everything he does. So if he SUCKS so much at this school, and everything else sans eating and sleeping, then he should SUCK at the family business.” He took out a tall, green bottle of Koala Juice™ and slapped it onto the table.“Erm, what is this?” Banner asked. “Green tea—““IT’S KOALA JUICE, YA DUM-DUM!!” Koala Ko Ala’s dad roared. “My family makes a living off of this stuff! Respect it, it helped build the foundations of this country!”“Uh, OHHH, KOALA JUICE!” Banner said, as if he’d simply forgotten. “I can’t believe that I forgot all about it! I used to drink it EVERY day!”“Just so you know, the secret ingredient is eucalyptus leaves.”“GULPGULPGULPGULPGULP—SPOOORSH—WHAAAAAT?!” Banner wiped the remaining juice off of his mouth and stared at him! “ISN’T THAT STUFF POISONOUS TO HUMANS?!”“Only if you’re a wimp!” Koala Ko Ala’s dad remarked.“OH, DAMN, I ALREADY INGESTED SOME OF IT!!” Jaden and Syrus stared at each other for a moment, then ran away. They dashed up the newly-repaired stairs toward their room and forced it open. Koala Ko Ala was placing clothing into his backpack! “Koala Ko Ala! What’s wrong?! What’re you doing?!”“What’s it look like?” he grunted.“It looks like you’re feeding your backpack, yo! Stop, before you overfeed it!!”“Like I have a choice!” Koala Ko Ala turned around from them, lifted up the fridge in their room, and shook out all of their food into his bag. “Hey, you can’t just let your… SUCKY… dad force you out of school just because you’re a straight-D student!” Syrus encouraged.“But that was LAST year! This year’s even WORSE!”“Uh, oh. Well… you tried.”“YO!” Jaden yelled, grabbing his shoulder. “You can’t give up NOW! Maybe if you start going to class, you’ll get your grades on!”“BOO,” somebody said.“I thought that it wouldn’t trigger—oh who cares!” Jaden pulled on Koala Ko Ala and slammed his fists on his back. “THAT DUCK DOESN’T MATTER; WE’LL TAKE ‘EM ON TOGETHER!!” But Koala Ko Ala wasn’t convinced. His eyes were spilling over with some weird, wet fluid. WHAT WAS IT?!“But right now…” Syrus fidgeted. Jaden and Syrus smiled and pointed at him with both hands.“IT WON’T WORK THIS TIIIIME!!” Koala Ko Ala sobbed loudly! “JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! THERE’S SOME SLIME COMMIN’ OUT MY EYE!”“You’re crying, yo!”“Nuh-uh, I just got something in my eye! Each one!” he countered.“No, those are just tears,” Syrus said. Koala Ko Ala poked both of his own eyes.“YEOW! NOW DO YOU BELIEVE ME?! MY FINGERS WERE IN MY EYES!!”“Aw, he’s having a breakdown. What should we do, Sy?” “It’s not a breakdown,” Koala Ko Ala said, “I’m just sad n’ junk. BUT!!” He stood up suddenly with fire in his eyes!“WAAAAUGH!!” Syrus screeched, pointing at the fires!“I just KNOW I can be a master if I can just perfect my special power!”“What is it?”“I can EAT. A LOT.”“Oh, alright.”“Also, I can TALK to KOALAS!!” Koala Ko Ala flashed back to one time where his Big Koala card came to life. “Hey, Big Koala,” he’d said.“Yo,” it said back. Koala Ko Ala slapped both hands on each side of his face!“IT TOTALLY TALKED TO ME!!” “Well,” Jaden shrugged, “that sounds crazy. Didja tell yer’ dad ’bout it?”“No. All HE said was…” “YOU’RE A DUM-DUM! I DIDN’T RAISE MY BOY TO BE A CRAAAZY DUM-DUM, DID I?!” “That’s harsh,” Syrus whimpered. “Can’t you… be used to lure dumb koalas to your Koala Juice factory?”“Actually, we HIRE them,” Koala Ko Ala said, “they’re paid seven bucks an hour to pick eucalyptus leaves and grind them up for their fancy juices. That’s why it’s called Koala Juice.”“That stuff’s POISONOUS!!”“Dad says it’s only poison to WIMPS.” Suddenly, Jaden grabbed Koala Ko Ala by the collar and heaved him up! “Ko-ALA Ko ALA, you SON OF A KOALA! The REASON you ALWAYS do WHATEVER your DUMB father SAYS is BECAUSE you ALWAYS keep REFERRING to THINGS he SAYS!!”“B-b-but I only did that twice!!”“NOW you’re PROTECTING him!!” Jaden roared! “YOU can’t LET’m get ALL up IN yo BUSSINESS! It’s YOUR life, AND you NEED it NOW!! Let’s go to the Chancellor and set this crap straight with that DUM-DUM SUCKER!!” Jaden pulled both boys out by the scruffs of their necks.“AAARGH!!”“JAY-DUUUHN! WHY ARE YOU PULLING ME, TOO?! IT’S NOT MY DAD!!” And so, a TEENSY bit later… “And so, Chancellor Shepherd, mah main man, THAT! Is the reason. Why Koala. Ko Ala. Should stay, at this VERY school.”“That was a VERY odd plea,” Shepherd told Jaden, who was with his friends and Koala Ko Ala’s dad in the bald guy’s office (which was bright and sunny, mind you), “but I can’t just tell his dad that he can’t pull out his son because you said he can talk to koalas.”“You don’t just TELL a man that he’s wrong,” Koala Ko Ala’s dad said, bein’ muscular and stuff, “ESPECIALLY if he was knighted by the Queen of England two years ago and given by her majesty the title of “Awesomest Man Alive Among Men”, little boy!”“WELL I’M DA AWESOMEST HUMAN BEING AMONG HUMAN BEINGS THEN, YA HEARD SON?!” Jaden yelled, with crazy hand movements, getting all up in the man’s grill.“Yeah, and I’m Syrus!” Syrus said!“Syrus stay outta this.”“Aw.” “Look, boys,” Shepherd urged, “you CAN’T get all up in Koala Ko Ala’s dad’s GRILL, y’know, or else my office is gonna be all bloody tonight. Rather, why can’t we settle this… WITH A DUEL?!” The man leaped off of his desk chair, held out his white dueling glove, and slapped both Ko Alas with it!“OOF!!”“Ow.” Koala Ko Ala was sent spinning onto the floor.“Now I have challenged BOTH of you to a family duel,” Shepherd explained, “and if Koala Ko Ala loses, he leaves and is grounded for a month. If Koala Ko Ala’s dad loses, then he leaves his boy here and grounds him for a month.”“Why can’t I win?” Koala Ko Ala asked. “Huh?”“Well, if I lose, I lose, and even if I win, I lose! My PRIVILEGES, that is!”“Shut your SUCKETTY mouth, son!” yelled Koala Ko Ala’s dad, ripping a duel disk out from a hole in time-and-space he’d suddenly summoned. “It’s TIME TA’ DUEL!!”“RIGHT NOW—““First thing in the mornin’.”“Oh, well that’s fine.”“Then it’s settled,” Shepherd said, “it shall be decided… IN THE MORRRRNIIIIIIIIING!!” That night was spent with much happy partying, drinking, and laughs shared between Koala Ko Ala and Koala Ko Ala’s dad. The next morning, Banner had the boys and “Man Among Men” enter a secluded room… soon filled with UNHOLY DUELING RAGE!! “Uuuugh, I feel terrible,” Banner groaned.“Aw, how can you be SICK and a DUELING OFFICIAL at the same time, yo?” Jaden asked, nudging him in the side.“I don’t know, it must be the Koala Juice. Anyways,” he declared, staring at the two Ko Alas standing at opposite sides of the room, “let the duel BEGIN! Begin! Begin, begin, begin…”(Koala Ko Ala: 4000 Life Points, Koala Ko Ala’s dad: 4000 Life Points)“That was a great echo,” Syrus complimented.“Thanks.” “AW-RIGHT, I’LL SHOW YOU HOW MANLY YOU REALLY ARE, OLD MAN!!” Koala Ko Ala drew a card. And it was… “OKAY, I SUMMON DEATH KOALA!!” A puffy koala in a black robe with a sickle in hand appeared!“RAWR!!” it roared. (Death Koala: 1100 Attack Points)“Oh, man,” Syrus said, checking his YugiNav™, “if my hunch is correct, and Death Koala is based off of Des Koala, then Koala Ko Ala’s an idiot! Shouldn’t he have set him for maximum damage?”“Oh, CRAP!!” Jaden screamed! “No WONDER he was getting D’s even when he went to class!”“I CAN HEAR YOU, BASTARD!!”“I know, yo.”“Since you made such a SUCKY move,” Koala Ko Ala’s dad growled, “I CAN’T afford to LET THIS TURN PASS WITHOUT KICKING YOUR CAN!! I SUMMON…” To be continued… [spoiler=Part Two]PART TWO “…I SUMMON… I SUMMON!!!” Koala Ko Ala’s dad began running at Koala Ko Ala, holding his card in his hand, gathering electrical energy! “AAAAAAAH!!”“WHAT THE HELL?!?!” Syrus cried! “HE’S GOING TO DESTROY US ALL!!”“IT’S HIS SPECIAL TECHNIQUE!!” Baner informed!“SPECIAL TECHNIQUE OF STUPID USELESSNESS?!” Syrus asked.“NO, NOT REALLY.”“AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!” Holes began ripping all over the room, creating wormholes to alternate dimensions of such magnitudes of horror and sheer beauty, that the scene was both heart-clenchingly horrible and yet so melancholy that it brought a tear to everyone’s eyes!! “I SUMMON DRUNKEN TIGER!!” Koala Ko Ala’s dad threw down his monster, releasing all of his energy, sealing away all of the terrors and dreams that he’d helped to release! A tiger with shades, a belly-band, and some beer appeared.“Roar,” he said in a cool way. He appeared in a cool claw-based pose. (Drunken Tiger: 1800 Attack Points) Then he fell over.“WHAT WAS ALL THE BUILD-UP FOR?!?!”“I dunno,” Banner shrugged. “Attack, Dizzy Punch!” Koala Ko Ala’s dad yelled. “Okay,” the drunken fiend said. He dizzly stumbled over to the koala and fell over on him while trying to hit him. He exploded in a burst of thunder!“HOLY CRAP!! HOW DOES THAT WORRRRRK?!” Koala Ko Ala wondered! (Koala Ko Ala: 3300 Life Points)“AAAAAAND THAT KOALA IS DOOOOOOWN!!” Banner yelled!“Hey, just because you’re the Duel Official doesn’t mean you call out that kind of thing,” Jaden said.“Oh.”“With dueling skills like THAT, son,” Koala Ko Ala’s dad smirked, “we’ll be home for dinner… WHICH SHALL BE KOALA JUICE!!”“NOOO, DAD!” Koala Ko Ala whimpered, “NOBODY EATS KOALA JUICE, THEY DRINK IT!! YOU NEVER LET ME EAT SOLIDS FOR DINNER!!”“So THAT’S why he doesn’t wanna leave the academy,” Syrus sighed. “I was hoping it was all about friendship or… something besides that.”“He SHUR does eat, dude!” Jaden laughed.“This next card’s gonna spell defeat, you know!” Koala Ko Ala boasted! He drew Death Koala again. …CRAP. “Uh, well I use the Spell Card Death of Major Koala!” He held up a Spell card with the image of a koala being speared by a spear. “It lets me re-summon my Death Koala from my Graveyard!” Death Koala did rise again, but he had a spear in his belly. “Then I can summon A SECOND Death Koala from my hand!” Koala Ko Ala smacked his second guy onto his Duel Disk. And so it appeared! And it even took the spear out of its friend. “So, what’re you going to do with your SUCK-filled koalas, Koala Ko Ala?” Koala Ko Ala’s dad asked. “You just summoned two worthless monsters to the field. Should I be scared?”“NO! I mean, YES!!”“Ooh, I’ve got goose bumps,” Banner gasped.“Me too, yo!” Jaden agreed.“OH NO!!” Syrus screamed.“I tribute my two Death Koalas for my Big Koala!!” Koala Ko Ala yelled! A fat, blue koala fell from the sky onto the two lil’ guys. (Big Koala: 2700 Attack Points) “Now, attack his Drunken Tiger with Pouch Pounder!!” “RUH!!” The Big Koala picked up the tiger and stuffed him into his pouch.“Oh, man that must feel HORRIBLE!!” Koala Ko Ala’s dad gasped! (Koala Ko Ala’s dad: 3100 Lie Points) “That is… TO A WIMP!!”“Well, then I guess that your Drunk Tiger Guy was a wimp,” Syrus laughed, “so he got hurt easily, which SHOULD mean that all of your OTHER monsters should be just as wimpy, and you’ll lose really fast! Ahahaha!”“That joke got old before you even finished it,” Banner solemnly proclaimed.“Oh.” “I SUMMON THE DRUNKARD ANGEL!!” Koala Ko Ala’s dad exclaimed! Some freak angel in a suit appeared. He was drunk.“That’s blasphemy!” Jaden acknowledged!“And what happened to the fancy lightshow?” Banner inquired.“I decided to save time and NOT use it! Now I activate the cards Bottle of Beer and Flippin’ the Table!!” A bottle of beer appeared! A table appeared! “First, I destroy all cards I control to do the same to you!” He picked up the table and threw it! Everybody exploded with tabley madness, man!!“Oh crap!” Koala Ko Ala yelped as his Big Koala fell over, dead!“Next, my Drunken Angel comes back since he can’t be destroyed by Flippin’ the Table! And next,” Koala Ko Ala’s dad said, holding up the bottle of beer, “you lose 500 Life Points since the Bottle of Beer card was discarded! HA!” He threw the bottle at him at light speed, immediately cracking against his skull!“AH! THAT WASN’T A HOLOGRAM!” (Koala Ko Ala: 2800 Life Points)“Holograms are for WIMPS!! NOW, DRUNKEN ANGEL, ATTACK!! RADICAL HOLY CEREMONY!!” The building suddenly became a white void, devoid of everything.“What IS this?!” Koala Ko Ala asked, panicked.“HA!!” the angel exclaimed, throwing a gigantic nickel at him!!“WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THIS ATAAAAACK—oof.” The koala boy was crushed by the five cents of pain! (Koala Ko Ala: 1000 Life Points) Then everything turned back to normal and all was well.“That attack was like, made on crack or something!” Syrus said.“Oh, that Pegasus!” Banner giggled. “Always up to something stupid.” Everybody stared at him. “What, we were college roommates.”“Oh.” “Make your move, son,” Koala Ko Ala’s dad urged, “you’ll be safe and sound at home, drinkin’ that Koala Juice like you always loved.”“And READ the CARD, yo,” Jaden helpfully stressed.“Grrrr….RRRRRGH!! YOU DON’T KNOW ME AT ALL, DAD!!” Koala Ko Ala yelled! “I HATE THAT STUPID EUCALYPTUS CRAP!!”“GASP!” gasped Syrus.“GASP!” gasped Jaden.“GASP!” gasped Banner.“GASP!” gasped Koala Ko Ala’s dad.“GASP!” gasped the ‘Boo’ duck.“EVERY DAY, EVERY NIGHT, ALL I GET IS KOALA JUICE, KOALA JUICE, KOALA JUICE!!” Koala Ko Ala went on! “DON’T I EVER GET TO DRINK WATER JUST ONCE?! GOSH!! YOU’RE JUST… JUST… A BIG FAT DUMMY!! AND I’LL BEAT THAT FACT INTO YOU RIGHT NOW!!” Koala Ko Ala drew… he drew an awesome green monster card, synonymous with Australia and all it stood for! And it was great at boxing, too! “I first activate the Silent Doom card to summon Big Koala from my Graveyard!” A creepy hand appeared and pulled Big Koala out of the Graveyard and onto the field! I’ll show YOU who sucks at dueling! “Next, I summon the monster, Elemental Hero Avian!” Koala Ko Ala said!“Huh?!” Jaden gasped.“What is he trying to do?!” Banner asked.“He’s going to lose in a few seconds,” Syrus warned. And so, it a turbulent wind, Avian appeared!“Hahahahahaha!! I’m here to save the day!” he triumphantly announced! (Avian: 1000 Attack Points)“I activate the card You Suck Big Time!” Koala Ko Ala’s dad said! He held out a Spell card with some guy punching out Avian, sending blood everywhere. “If you summon a normal monster with 1000 or less Attack Points, and in Attack Mode, then you lose 1000 Life Points!”“Hunh?!” Avian exploded violently.“NOOOOOO, WHY DID I THINK THAT STEALING SOME OF JADEN’S CARDS WOULD HELP ME WIN?!” Koala Ko Ala asked himself, cursing fate! (Koala Ko Ala: 0 Life Points. Game Over)“YOU BASTAAAAAARD!!” Jaden roared, leaping at his throat! “GIVE ME BACK MY CARDS, YOU!!”“AAAAAH!!” Koala Ko Ala punched him in self-defense so hard that he blew a huge hole in the side of the building and fell off of the nearby cliff.Holy crappoly! Koala Ko Ala’s dad thought, that jab was amazing! How could my son be able to do that? Wait… it must’ve been… the power of friendship… Flash forward thirty minutes later, where Syrus and a very soggy Jaden burst into their room to find Koala Ko Ala packing again! “Aw, buddy, stop feeding your back pack like that! You’ll make it sick, yo!”“It’s no use, Jaden,” Koala Ko Ala whimpered, “I’m going to leave, like I told my dad. And get grounded. Actually, it was what Chancellor Shepherd said, but I’m in no position to argue.”“Aw, but who’ll fill in the Chumley position?” Syrus asked, misty-eyed. “Who KNOWS what’ll happen to the universe if you do THAT? Leaving, I mean.”“Don’t leave,” Jaden said, pulling a fish out of his pocket. “I’ll give you this fish I found in the ocean if you stay!”“Nah, that Chazz kid’s gonna take my spot, anyhow,” Koala Ko Ala explained, picking up his bag. “Hey wait, you still have my cards!” Jaden yelled, going in for the kill! “GIVE’M BAAAAAACK!!” Koala Ko Ala grabbed him and tossed him over his shoulder, through the window, knocking into Crowler(who was hiding there to listen to them talk and plot evil plans), sending them both over the cliff again. And so, about five minutes later, Koala Ko Ala, Syrus, and Jaden, wiping himself off with a towel, walked down the dusty dirt road to the school pier. They ran into Professor Banner along the way, though! “Hey kids!” he beckoned. “Your dad left for some reason and left me a note!” He handed Koala Ko Ala a note.“B-but why would my dad just leave like that after coming here on a mission?” Koala Ko Ala asked! “This makes no sense!”“But you can stay!” Jaden exclaimed! “Now gimmee back my cards.”“What’s the note say, sir?” Syrus asked.“I don’t know, but if anybody else besides Koala Ko Ala opens it up, they’ll die,” the man explained, pointing to some writing on the front of the note: ‘If anybody besides Koala Ko Ala reads this note, they will die in six seconds.’“That’s just like dad!” Koala Ko Ala reminisced! He opened up the note, which read as follows; ‘Dear son, It’s come to my attention that being at this school has awakened THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP within you, thus giving you the unbridled strength needed to punch your friend through a wall. So, in order to not interrupt your training, I’ve decided to let you stay in school. Just try going to class once in a while, though. It’s stupid, you staying inside all day long! I mean, for Pete’s sake…’ That was all Koala Ko Ala needed to hear. He charged off toward the cliff, teary-eyed and full of emotion! “What’s goin’ on?” Jaden asked. He and Syrus followed him.“DAAAAD!!” Koala Ko Ala yelled over the cliff. “THANK YOU SO MUCH, AND I’LL MAKE YOU PROUD OF ME SOMEDAY—““SHUT UP!!” Chazz yelled, down the road, “YOUR VOICE IS INFURIATING ME!!”“Yeah,” Crowler agreed, poking its head out from beyond the cliff, “I can’t hear Yucky-boy over the sound of your stupid speech!” It retreated afterward.“I wonder if your dad heard you…. In his heart.” Syrus said… from the heart. “WAAAAHAHAHAHA!!” Koala Ko Ala’s dad laughed, racing by in the sky on a meteorite! “MEN DON’T HEAR WITH THEIR HEARTS, THEY HEAR WITH THEIR EARS!! SEE YA, SON!! AHAHAHAHAHA…” And soon enough he’d left the atmosphere to go back to his Koala Juice headquarters, stationed on the moon. 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Weather Report - Stand Posted December 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 HUH, GUYS, HUH, READ THIS OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE... OF HUMILIATION, I RECKON!! In two weeks, I'm going to host the FIRST EVAH YU-GI-OH! GX! THE FAN FIC! COMMENT SPECIAL!! The hosts shall be Billy Hills and Nancy Wut, and they'll be answering YOUR questions!! I'll need people to send in their own questions and comments on the series so far, and I'll only use about ten or so. And you can also vote for your favorite chapters! Yeah, I guess that there'll be a chapter poll, too. So, if YOU want to participate, send in your own questions or comments by Christmas, 12/25, through PM. If it's a question, put "YGOGX Question" in the title somewhere. If it's a chapter vote thing (which I'll bet nobody will really vote in), then put "Favorite Chapter" in the title and provide your episode and reason for liking it so much. And if nobody sends me anything... THEN I WON'T DO ANOTHER UNTIL THE END OF THE SEASON. MUHUHAHAHAHA!! Well, here's your chapter. Also Jaden got a cooler theme song. From an anime! With a link on YouTube! [spoiler=Episode 11: Tag Team Trial - Part One] [spoiler=Part One][i]Hey, yo! You came, you saw, and you voted, and we have a winner for my NEW THEME SONG!! It’s [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYFN6mB9Tzk]Happily Ever After[/url], from some anime of some sort! Thanks for participating in the theme song poll![/i] “Hey, who’re you talking to, Jay?” Syrus asked, abruptly entering his shared room, full of Jaden, Koala Ko Ala, and Lyman Banner. “Oh, just Professor Banner, because we JUST SAW STAR WARS EPISODE SEVEN!!” Jaden yelled! “WHAAAAAAAT?!” Syrus gasped. “EPISODE SEEEEVEEEEEEEN?!?!?!” “Heck yeah, Syrus!” Banner exclaimed! “It was the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen, and [b]I[/b] saw that Bleach thing you looked at last week.” “I’ll tell you about it!” Koala Ko Ala was eager to declare. “Y’see, it happens after Vader died, and everything’s all cool and stuff. But then, ALL of the plot threads get SOLVED in ONE movie.” “P-plot threads?!” Syrus gulped. “You’d never know them if you’d never seen [b]that[/b] movie,” Jaden said. “So, then we found out that CHEWBACCA was POSSESSED by an evil spirit THIS WHOLE TIME. And he tried to kill everything in the UNIVERSE!!” Koala Ko Ala went on. “HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?!” Syrus wheezed, squeezing his cranium! “It made sense in the way they presented it!” Banner said. “And the ending was so epic! They teamed up with the STAR TREK people and destroyed the Death Star MK-2! It made a huge explosion that was seen ALL THROUGHOUT THE SPACE -TIME CONTINUUM!” “WAAAAGH, MY MIND’S BLOWN!!” Syrus screamed, as his head exploded! “But answer this, why’d you not call me over for this? You KNOW I love Star Wars-slash-Trek.” He pointed to his several Star Wars/Trek figurines. “Uh, I d’know.” “Anywho,” Banner said, getting up to leave, “now that you have shared your television, it is now legal!” “How?” Syrus asked. “Well, the rules say that if you don’t share it, then it’s illegal, right?” “Right.” “Now you’ve shared it.” “That was easy. So can we skip out on our tag duel?” “Ha, no.” Yu-Gi-Oh! GX! Episode 12: Tag Team Trial - Part One Part One Today the guitar sounded especially serious, as it was almost time for Jaden and Syrus to initiate their Tag Duel of Destiny! Crowler was storming the halls, which were for no reason full of Slifer Reds. “Stupid Slifer Slackers,” he muttered. “HEY!!” one guy yelled. “WELL IT’S TRUE!!” Crowler shouted back. “Always littering the hallways… not being great duelists… wearing a non-blue color… and housing that gosh-dang Jaden Yucky! I HATE’CHA ALL!!” it screamed to the heavens! “WAAAAAUGH!!” The Slifers all ran away like roaches. “Hey, ma,” Chazz said, walking up to it from behind, “I have a favor to ask.” “Oh, Chazz. Ask away, my boy,” Crowler sighed. “Let me and my two friends duel those two dumbos” “NO.” “But why, I reckon?!” Billy Hills whined, stepping out from behind Chazz. “Yeah, huh, Crowler, huh?” Deep-Voice Dobbson whined, stepping out from behind Billy Hills. [i]Darn, you’re always one step ahead ‘o me, Billy. But soon enough, that will change…[/i] “SHUT UP YOU TWO, YOUR VOICES IN[b]FUR[/b]IATE ME!!” “No way, Chazz,” it told its son. “Why not? If it’s unfair, we can just get the fat kid to join him and we’ll have a triple duel, AND get that guy out before he eats us out of academy and home. It’s dueling three birds with one duel.” “Well, you ARE exceptional duelists,” Crowler acknowledged, “but we’ve hired the best tag duelists in the ENTIRE UNIVERSE…” “So, Jay, y’worried?” Koala Ko Ala asked, in the Slifer Toolshed, with Jaden and Syrus at his side. “Naw, y’know what I say? I say another duel, another day, yo!” Jaden smirked. “BOO,” somebody said. “That weirdo is right,” Syrus agreed, “that WAS a bad line.” “Well, also, this isn’t just another duel on this other day… that was… awkward sounding… but if you lose you’re out. Gone. Kaput. Zilsky.” “What’s ‘Zilsky’?” Jaden asked. “I dunno, but they’ll expel you!” Koala Ko Ala stressed! “Aw, you cute, naive, little koala,” Jaden giggled, “you have NO idea that it’s nearly IMPOSSIBLE for me to lose? I have ‘Yu’ in my name. YU-ki. YUUUU-ki. Say it with me.” “No,” Koala Ko Ala said. “Well, I’m not losing today!” “What about that Deep-Voice kid?” “Now don’t get me started on him; he’s a hack! A hack I say, yo!” As Jaden and Koala Ko Ala argued, Syrus looked at his cool card, Power Bond. [i]Man, will I EVER be able to use this card correctly?[/i] And so, he remembered a few days ago, the words that had worried him for so long… [i] “Hey, you had POWER BOND ALL ALONG?! AND A LIMITER REMOVAL?! DAMN, MAN! YOU WOULDA BEATEN ME IF YOU HADN’T SCREWED UP!! There’s hope for you yet! “HADN’T SCREWED UP!! “HADN’T SCREWED UP!! “HADN’T SCREWED UP!![/i] “HADN’T SCREWED UP!! “HADN’T SCREWED UP!!” “FOR THE LOVE OF KOALAS, STOP REPEATING YOURSELF, JADEN!!” Koala Ko Ala roared! [i]And, also, I remember the worst thing I’ve ever thought about…[/i] Syrus continued to remember, [i]That HORRIBLE vision of the future... Syrus and Jaden stood in a hall of light. They were fighting two shadow-filled duelists, one of which sounded suspiciously like Tristan Taylor. “Come on, you really suck!!” he goaded! “That’s all you can do? Fine, I’ll use my monster cards to use a Trap card which pays some Life Points, and I’ll tribute my monster to Tribute Summon this monster, then discard two cards to Special Summon this card, so that I can take over your dumb police car and attack Jaden making his Life Points zero!!” A giant police car robot police car robot appeared next to Jaden and punched him in the chops! “Oof!!” Jaden’s skull exploded in a bloody torrent of terror as he spiraled into the air! “NOOOOOOO, IT’S ALL MY FAULT THAT HE DREW SUCH AN AWESOME COMBO WHICH WAS REALLY ACTUALLY IMPOSSIBLEEEEEEEEEE!!” cried Syrus. Suddenly, Jaden rose up from the floor and his flesh peeled off! He stretched his arm out, which was for some reason covered in squirming maggots now, and wailed “WHY, SYRUS, WHYYYYYYYYY?! WHY DID YOU LET HIM USE THAT REALLY IMPOSSIBLE COMBO?!?! YOU HAD A SOLEMN JUDGMENT FACE-DOWN, YOU KNOOOOOWW!!” “Oh, yeah!” “I’ll tell you why,” the other duelist said in a cool yet calculating tone, “Because he doesn’t belong here.” The shadow was lifted off of him and he was… TRISTAN TAYLOR!! “BUT THAT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE!! HOW THE HELL DOES THAT WORK?!” The two revealed Tristan Taylors both began cackling evilly!! “Hahahahahaha!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!”[/i] “THAT’S IT, MAN! THAT’S IT!!” Syrus exclaimed! “WE ARE GOING TO POUND MY BRO AND TRISTAN TAYLOR IF IT’S THE LAST THING WE DO!!” “Okay,” Jaden said, writing ‘Beat Tristan Taylor and Sy’s Bro’ in his Slifer Red notepad. “Okay, I wrote it down. Now I’ll [b]NEVER[/b] forget!” “Okay, then, I think we’re ready to go,” Syrus sighed. “See ya, Koala Ko Ala.” “Oh, it’s time?” Koala Ko Ala guessed, “then I guess it’s time to go.” He jumped off of the bunk bed and over to the door. “Well, guys?” “You actually want to go to the Duel Dome?” Jaden gasped. “Well, duh, now that I’ve got a new lease on life from my dad, I think it’s about time!” “Well, that’s good.” Meanwhile, a lil’ whiles away in the Duel Dome, the intercom blared, “Welcome folks to the DUUUUUEL DOOOOOME!! We’re hosting a MAJOR match between TWO Slifer Reds, Syrus Truesdale the “Doomsday Wimp”, and Jaden Yuki, the boy who humiliated himself against the kid with the deep voice! They’re fighting for their lives… SCHOOL LIVES! Against two famous tag duelists, that is, as the school rules decree! The snack bar is also now closed, so you’ll have to go down to the café if you wanna hot dog!” Bastion Misawa, seated around a whole bunch of Ra Yellows, muttered, “I wish I got myself a hot dog.” A girl was clinging to his arm. She wore cute little animal ears, was of middle stature, and had a slot in her brunette-haired head. They were pig ears, but they were cute on her. Her name: Piggybank. “Bastion, what’s wroooong?” she asked him innocently. “I shoulda gotten a hot dog while I had the chance.” “Oh.” Then they continued to sit, just waiting for the duel to commence. Then, a trio of Ra Yellow boys sat down around them, carrying hot dogs and large bottles of cola. [i]WHY DIDN’T I GET MY HOT DOG WHILE I HAD THE CHANCE?!?![/i] Meanwhile, again, with Chazz, Deep-Voiced Dobbson and Billy Hills, Chazz peered at Bastion. “Holy crap, guys!” Chazz exclaimed! “Bastion has a girlfriend!” “HUH, CHAZZ, HUNH?!?!” Deep-Voiced Dobbson exclaimed right back at him. “Well, I reckon that’d be delightful for’m!” Billy Hills congratulated. “She had a slot in her head, it’s creepin’ me out.” “Well, I reckon that’s just tragic, y’all.” “HEY, THEY’RE COMING!!” some dude yelled from the duel gate, the gate where the duelists enter from. Mass murmurs were all abound! “IT’S… IT’S…” Jaden and Syrus entered the Duel Dome “BOOOOOO!!” The people began throwing crap at the poor guy. “Jaden, they hate us!” Syrus whined. “Nah, they just hate the messenger, yo!” “Oh.” And as soon as they’d reached the center of the duel arena, Crowler popped out from behind Jaden! “WHA?!” “AND NOW, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, I PRESENT TO YOU ALL, THE PARADOX BROTHEEEEERS!!” Crowler leaped off of the stage and a lot of smoke spewed out of a ceiling panel. The lights darkened, and ‘Eye of the Tiger’ began playing! “Holy guacamole, the PARADOX BROS.?!?!” Syrus screamed! “I can’t hear you, I’m groovin’ to the phat beats!” Jaden ignored, dancing a bit. The ceiling panel slowly lowered itself down as a funky lightshow started to blind dozens of students. [i]”Don’t lose your grip on the dreams of the past, you must fight just to keep them alive![/i] Now you could see the two shadows of the players through the smoke. [i]I can’t believe this… we’re gonna lose…[/i] Syrus promised himself. “PARADOX! PARADOX! PARADOX!” the kids chanted! And so, the panel reached the floor, and the smoke faded away. [i]Risin' up, straight to the top, had the guts, got the glory, went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop! Just a man and his will to survive…[/i] The music stopped, and it was clear to all souls watching, that the two legendary tag duelists, Para and Tristan Taylor, were about to kick some—WHAAAAAT?!?!” “WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!” The collective sounds of confusion of everybody in attendance nearly deafened the utter-ers. “WHO THE FLOOP IS THAT?!” “Uh, Dox got sick so I had to take his place,” Tristan explained. “He is here to help save him face,” Para added. “But I hired…” Crowler gave up. [i]Holy ship, this is… half of my nightmare come to life!![/i] Syrus nearly fainted. “And so, without further disappointment—I mean, stupidity—oh, I’m no good at this.” Crowler ran off of the stage. “Let the duel begin!” “Y’ready, Sy?” Jaden challenged. “Y-y-you, y-y-yuh-yu-y-you bet?” “Man, you’re stuttering even more than usual, bud!” “DUEL!!” Tristan yelled, holding up his Duel Disk! “Yeah, you fools!” Para added! (Para and Tristan: 8000 Life Points, Jaden and Syrus: 8000 Life Points) “Why’d you add that?” “Rhyming keeps you from getting fat!” “Huh?” “Muh.” Tristan stared at him for a long-seeming moment. “Get yo’ games on!” Jaden challenged, drawing his hand. “BOO,” somebody said. “Jay-duhn, stop it!!” Syrus whined like a baby seal. “Just take your turn, man, I believe that you’ll make up for what I just said!” the Slifer Sucker assured. “OKAY!! I SUMMON SUPER ROBOT HELICOPTER ROBOT IN ATTACK MODE!!” Syrus summoned his helicopter guy. (SRHR: 1000 Attack Points) “We’ve just lost,” Jaden sighed. “Thanks a lot for doing something stupid, as usual.” “SHUT UP!” “I am surprised that thing even HAS an Attack Mode!” Para mocked! Then he stared hard at Tristan. “Oh, uh, we’re gonna mash you up into pie ala mode?” “I summon Jirai Gumo!” A huge, hulkin’ brown spider creature appeared and snarled at the boys! (Jirai Gumo: 2200 Attack Points) Para stared at Tristan again. “No, I am NOT gonna rhyme your freaking cards!” “Then I will not shop at Menard’s!” “Well, I’m gonna do the SMART thing here,” Jaden snarkily stated, “and summon Elemental Hero Burstinatrix!” Burstinatrix was summoned. (Burstinatrix: 800 Defense Points) “Hey, I thought you’d call it Dominatrix as always.” “Nah, that joke wasn’t funny anymore.” “Well, I summon Kaiser Sea Horse in Attack Mode!” Tristan roared! A purple and blue crustacean knight appeared, though I don’t see how that’s a sea horse. (Kaiser Sea Horse: 1700 Attack Points) “That is NOT a sea horse!” Jaden smirked. “You’re already failing! You’re gonna lose in no time!” “Not really, since I use Tribute Doll!” Tristan chortled! A dead-ish soldier doll appeared on the field. “I can tribute that huge spider thing to summon Kazejin from my hand!” The spider ate the doll stupidly, since it was really… A TIME BOMB!! The spider exploded graphically and was replaced by a big gust of wind! It blew Syrus away! “WAAAH!” Syrus cried! “SYRUUUUUUUS!!” Jaden wailed, reaching for him. A fat green guy with no legs was summoned and stopped the wind. (Kazejin: 2400 Attack Points) “Now we’re getting’ ready to kick some butt!” Para exclaimed! “I think I’m getting better at this rhyming stuff, like buildin’ a hut!” “That was dumb, Tristan.” “Well, mistan,” Tristan rhymed. “Next I play Dark Designator!” A hard-to-explain card appeared. “I can call a card name, and if it’s in Para’s deck, then it’s added to his hand!” “Oh no!” Syrus gasped, running back on-stage! “And I choose... Sanga of the Thunder!” “And that choice was no blunder!” Para placed his card into his hand! “Well, THAT was cheap, man!” Jaden complained. Tristan stared at Syrus. “I’M GONNA FREAKING KILL YOU,” he growled. [i]WHAAAT?! THIS IS [u]EXACTLY[/u] LIKE MY MIND SAYS IT WOULD BE LIKE!! THIS SUCKS! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO HIM?![/i] “Don’t worry, Sy, we’ll make’m eat his words!” Jaden laughed confidently. “Uh, you’re kinda right, because I summon Super Robot Steam Locomotive Robot!” Syrus yelled! His cool train appeared! (SRSLR:1800 Attack Points) “And now, I use Polymerization!” Syrus announced, slappin’ his Spell into the Graveyard! “And I’ll fuse my two monsters into the ultimate despair engine of complete destruction that could wipe out the universe as we know it…” “WE GET IT ALREADY!!” “Hmm, tough crowd. Well, I summon Super Robot Steam Locomotive Helicopter Robot.” The two machines flew into a vortex and came out as a train plane. (SRSLHR: 2200 Attack Points) “He’s still useless!” some guy yelled from the stands. “WHO. FREAKING. CARES. Now, attack!” Syrus ordered! His train flew at the force of three trains and two planes! “No, Sy, don’t!” “HOW STUPID!” “You’re a failure!” “No WONDER you’re Zane’s least favorite brother!” And other people in the audience said things somewhat like that, as well. “Tristan, now, if you’d please,” suggested Para. “Kazejin, use the attack from Code Geass!” Tristan commanded! Kazejin flew in front of the useless contraption monster and stared at it. Soon enough, Steam Gyroid looked down, turned around, and retreated. “That was no attack from Code Geass,” Para said. “I couldn’t think of an attack name that rhymed with ‘please’!” “I TRIED to tell ya, Sy, but that guy can negate an attack, and now you look stupid,” Jaden scoffed. “But now he can’t use it LATER!” Syrus said. “Then why didn’t you just attack with the helicopter first?” “YEAH!” “DUMMASS!!” “You’re a failure! FAILURE!!” [i]This day… really… sucks.[/i] TO BE CONTINUED… [/spoiler] [spoiler=Part Two] Yu-Gi-Oh! GX! Episode 12: Tag Team Trial – Part One Part 2 And where we last left our two boys, they were fighting a dueling legend and Tristan Taylor, and Syrus was full of angsty feelings over how bad he is at dueling. “Aw, cheer up, Sy!” Jaden said, smiling. “I’LL win it for us!” “But then I’ll just be…” “Completely ineffectual, yes!” Jaden concluded for him. “Hey, that’s not such a bad idea!” [i]He’s right,[/i] Syrus told himself, [i]as long as HE doesn’t suck, then we’ll be in the clear! I’m gonna be a burden and thus help Jaden win and stop us from being booted out of school and being forced to usher in our new lives of crime in order to survive! HE CAN DO THIS![/i] Syrus placed one hand behind his head and put on the kind of face you’d put on if you knew you were in the wrong place and felt awkward. “Uh, I’ll just put a card face down, eheheh.” He ended with sticking his tongue out a bit. “Oh, no, he’s become completely laid back and carefree!” Tristan gasped! “Worst of all, I have no gum that is sugar-free!” Para gasped, holing up a stick of minty gum. “You lie, that has some sugar in it,” Tristan accused, looking closely at the wrapper. “Don’t make me make you swallow a peach pit!! I use Monster Reborn to bring out my Jirai Gumo!” Para used his card, which summoned out the giant creepy spider onto the field again! “RAWR,” it growled. (Jirai Gumo: 2200 Attack Points) “Then I use Tribute Doll.” “OOOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!” screamed Syrus and Jaden! “WOOOOOHOOOOO!!” screamed the audience! “Kick their asses, Para and Tristan!” Piggybank cried, shaking Bastion’s arm a bit. [i]I can’t take this anymore, I’m taking this hot dog business into my OWN hands,[/i] Bastion fumed. TO BE CONTINUED… Meanwhile, as I do say that a lot, the spider had just exploded into… “Suijin!!” A big pair of legs with an evil snarling face as a crotch appeared out of the smoking wreckage of the spider. (Suijin: 2500 Attack Points) “EEEEEEEWWWW!!” the audience barfed. “That thing is just disgusting, yo,” Jaden admitted. [i]I think I’m about to lose my breakfast,[/i] Koala Ko Ala thought, holding his belly. [i]That’s so… that’s so… yucky!![/i] Chazz thought, clutching his abdomen. Deep-Voice Dobbson passed him a semi-used barf bag. “S’all yer’s, Chazz, I reckon…” Billy Hills gurgled. “Ugh…” he fainted. “And for my next move,” Para continued, “I must borrow one of your monsters, Tristan, my partner.” “Well, here you go, pardner!” Tristan exclaimed, pointing to his Kaiser-not-a-Seahorse. “I sacrifice that weird thingie to summon—“ “Something even MORE disgusting?” Jaden challenged. “Uh, not yet. SANGA OF THE THUNDER! Because that thing counts as two Light sacrifices, don’cha know.” The Sea Horse fakie was blasted by lightning and turned into an enormous torso and arms combo!! (Sanga: 2600 Attack Points) “Holy moley, that thing’s gonna combine!” Beehive Larry gasped! “They’re gonna combine, like robots! Robots, I tell’s ya!” Somebody hit him with a bat. “Shut up, we’re trying to LISTEN, filler person!” they growled. “AND NOW, COMBIIIIIIINE!!” Tristan and Para commanded! “Told ya!” “SHUT UP!!” “Ow.” The three roboty guys began glowing as hard as they could possibly glow! And so… the green guy sat on the blue guy and the yellow guy sat on the green guy and SHAZAM!! “Behold, the Gate Guardian!!” Para and Tristan introduced. (Gate Guardian: 3750 Attack Points) “I know about robots,” Syrus remarked, “and that is NOT how you combine. Just look at my Steam Gyroid—“ “WHICH GATE GUARDIAN WILL NOW ATTACK!!” “HUNH?!” The giant threesome summoned a wave of water. Then they charged it with electricity. Then they blasted it away with wind! [i]My goodness…[/i] Jaden realized, [i]now I know the real meaning of a Tag Duel…[/i] And the stupid train plane was DOOOOOOOOOWN! As it it got hit and exploded. “NOOOOOOOOOO!!” Syrus screamed! (Jaden and Syrus: 6450 Life Points) “Are you okay, patsy?” Jaden called. “Uh, yeah, considering that they’re just holograms.” “Oh, and I set a card.” Para remembered. “Your turn. [i]Those guys are toast![/i] Chazz thought to himself. [i]They can’t POSSIBLY win now that they’re facing one of the hardest monsters to summon ever! Plus, it’s twelve stars-worth of power! They’re SO super-heated bread that butter can be spread across.[/i] [i]Oh, this is so divine![/i] Crowler told itself. [i]The Paradox brother… and Tristan… are CLOBBERING those two Slifer Slackers! Oh, SUUURE, Jaden Yucky’s got the power around here, but little Truesdale is just too small and useless to act as anything but a human meat shield in here! Oh, how WILL they make it?[/i] “LIKE THIS!!” Jaden roared! [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYFN6mB9Tzk]His theme song suddenly started to play.[/url] “WHAAAAT?!?!” said Crowler and Chazz. “What’s he talkin’ ‘bout?” some guys in the audience wondered. “GIVE ME THAT HOT DOG!!” Bastion yelled, punching some hot dog holders in the face, causing them to drop their hot dogs! A large shadow crept up behind him. “HEY, some guy growled, “YOU CAN’T JUST STEAL HOT DOGS LIKE ‘DAT.” Bastion turned behind him. About fourteen thugs with hot dog-related jackets approached him. “Oh crap,” Piggybank cursed, “they’re the Hot Dog Mob. Bastion, they’ll KILL you for trying to take hot dogs by force!!” “Yeah, right!” Bastion challenged, chowing down into a dawg. “I’LL TAKE THEM [b]ALL[/b] ON!!” And armed with nothing but his fists, he ran into battle with these strange men. “I activate my Polymerization Spell card!” Jaden yelled. His Elemental Hero Clayman appeared out of the blue suddenly! “HUH HUH HUH,” he punched. (Clayman: 800 Attack Points) “What?!” Para gasped! “A man made out of clay?!” “You can’t summon a man made out of clay today!” Tristan told Jaden. But Jaden wasn’t about to listen. “I fuse my Elemental Heroes Clayman and Burstinatrix to form…” And so the two heroes flew into a sudden black hole vortex… “ELEMENTAL HERO FREAKIN’ RAMPART BLASTER!!” A giant battle suit filled with a really small lady with a massively amazing blaster gun arm descended from the hole! (Rampart Blaster: 2000 Attack Points, 2500 Defense Points) “Uh, why’s this the time for your theme tune?” Syrus inquired. “Unofficial theme tune, if I may add.” “BECAUSE ‘O THIS, ME BOY!!” Jaden explained! “My monster can ATTACK YOU DIRECTLY FOR 1000 POINTS FOR THE FIRST HIT OF THE DUEL!!” “Our life points!” the ParaTris Brothers realized!” “BLASTIN’ RAMPARTS ATTACK!!” The lady aimed her arm cautiously and fired off dozens of high-speed missiles at the two guys standing behind the faux mecha! “OWOOFEEFOUWFOWOOFEEFOUWFYEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!?!” The two men were consumed in the blazing explosions of justice, the American way, and all sorts of pies. (ParaTris: 7000 Life Points) [i]Actually, that was a bit cooler than I’d expected,[/i] Syrus figured. “Well, it ain’t over yet!” Tristan said! “I equip our monster with Fairy Meteor Crush!” In an epic fashion, a Fairy Meteor Crush card flew onto Sanga of the Thunder’s face. It just kinda sat there, though. “What’s it do?” Jaden asked. “MYSTICALSPACETHPHYOON,” Syrus activated! A gigantic hurricane, even larger than that mechanized monstrosity appeared, consuming the monster, and finally fading away, causing its equip card to simply drift off onto the floor, where it exploded in a fiery blaze of JUSTICE!! “OOH,” several onlookers ogled. “Pick that card back up, Gate Guardian,” Para ordered, “because I activate Curse of Anubis!” His OWN Trap card flipped up, becoming a jackal statue. “I CURSE THEE,” he told Syrus. “Why me?” “Serves ‘m right,” Tristan glared. “This card negates your typhoon, ending its flight!” Para rhymed. And so, the Gate Guardian picked up the flaming card, brushed off some dirt, and placed the glowering card back onto its face. That sounds stupid. “It also destroys one of your monsters and you lose Life Points equal to its Attack Points!” Tristan yelled! Jaden’s theme song abruptly ended as his Rampart Blaster was blasted away. “Ow,” Jaden and Syrus said. (Jaden and Syrus: 4450 Life Points) “Damnit, my doing something ruined everything!” Syrus whined. “It SURE did,” Jaden agreed. “Also I summon a Brick Wall, which you have to destroy in order to attack any other monster we control,” Tristan said quickly. A brick wall appeared! (Brick Wall: 2100 Defense Points) [i]THIS IS SO AWESOME!![/i] Crowler thought, drooling all over the stage. Kinda. “URGH!!” Bastion groaned! One of the eleven Hot Dog Mob guys that Bastion hadn’t already defeated had just pierced Bastion with a massive spear! “BASTIOOOOOOON!!” Piggybank screeched! TO BE CONTINUED… “It’s your turn now,” Tristan said. “Go or else we’ll steal your plow!” Para added. “We don’t have any plows!” Syrus tried to convince. “I’ll just summon this cool bike in Defense Mode,” Syrus sighed, summoning a CYCLOPS BICYCLE. (That Bicycle: 1000 Defense Points) “Cool, a CYCLOPS BICYCLE?!” Jaden drooled! “That’s been my dream for years!” “TOO BAD SO SAD ATTACK IT!!” Para’s Gate Guardian crushed it… WITH A HUGE METEOR FROM ABOVE. (Jaden and Syrus: 1700 Life Points) “Man, you guys suck at dueling! You should just give up! At dueling! Because you’re terrible at it! Ha ha!” Syrus slumped onto the floor. “He’s right,” he told Jaden, “let’s just give up.” “You suck! You suck! Nyeeh!” the ParaTris Bros. laughed. “You guys suck at dueling!” some guy yelled! “You’re just gonna lose, so give up!” said another. “I PAID TO SEE [u]THIS[/u]?!” an angry customer roared. “I summon Elemental Hero Sparkman and give’m Sparkman’s Gun, yo,” Jaden said. And Elemental Hero Sparkman appeared with his cool gun. (Sparkman: 1600 Attack Points) “Shoot’m!” And Sparkman shot the Gate Guardian! “OH CRAP!!” Tristan cried! “GUNS AREN’T ALLOWED IN SCHOOL, YOU SAP!!” Para cried! [i]I’m SO gonna kick your asses,[/i] thought Jaden and Bastion, staring at their enemies. TO BE CONTINUED… [/spoiler][/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Worin Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 9/10 Awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weather Report - Stand Posted December 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 Well where the hell's my other 1/10?! Jerk... not really... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Des ＨＥＲＯ Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Lol it's funny like always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weather Report - Stand Posted December 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 I did the second part. AND SEND ME QUESTIONS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Des ＨＥＲＯ Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Ok then one question why does it say to be contiuned then contiue oh well still cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weather Report - Stand Posted December 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 It said "To be Continued..." a lot because it was talking about BASTION'S story. You know, since whenever I cut away from Bastion it said that? Yeah, he just got his own portion of the story. That takes some power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Des ＨＥＲＯ Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Oh now I get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weather Report - Stand Posted December 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 No comment special for you! You have all been bad! Bad, ignore-y people! HAHAHAHA!! Aw. [spoiler=Episode 12: Tag Team Trial - Part Two][spoiler=Part One]*VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED, AS I BLEEPED OUT ONE WORD. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!* Earlier that morning, before the guys went off to their duel, they watched television. And this is what they saw. “Woah, Jay, look at this!” Syrus gasped, watching the single most awesome commercial in existence.“What is it, yo?” Jaden asked.“And why didn’t you call ME over?” Koala Ko Ala asked.“Oh, you don’t matter, Koala, but just LOOK at THIS!!” Syrus aimed his pointer finger at the screen and something awesome at the SAME TIME. “Shindo Hikaru was almost on the top of the world,” the narrator told, “having being entered in the Hokuto Cup, until everybody found out… that Hikaru... had a checkered past.”“YOU played WHAT?!” Fujiwara no Sai screeched!“Yes,” Hikaru solemnly stated, “I used to play checkers.” He pulled out his gold-plated “World Checkers Champion” trophy from four years ago.“NNNOOOOOOOOO!!” After that sequence, dramatic action music started playing. Many fiery chase scenes flashed by the screen. Then a helicopter pulled up and four gun-wielding men leaped down off of a rope ladder. Akira Toya followed! Sounding deranged, he yelled, “YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU PLAYED CHECKERS!!!”Hikaru unsheathed his samurai sword and said, “Bring it on.” Ominous Latin chanting ensued. It then showed Hikaru in a Jeep with Sai driving up on a movable bridge, lifting itself up to let a boat go underneath it. Hikaru yelled to Sai, the driver, “JUMP!!” Sai leaped into the water as the entire bridge blew up into a roaring fireball. The remaining men from earlier and Akira drove near the bridge in a limousine.“Damn,” he cursed. It showed a separate scene under a bridge late at night. “If we’re gonna get through this,” Sai began, “we’re gonna get through it together.”“GET DOWN,” a man ordered, and Sai and Hikaru crouched onto the ground. “YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR TREASON.” The man stepped out of the shadows and revealed that he… was a robot… with a gun! The robotic cop held Hikaru at gunpoint. “I COULD KILL YOU RIGHT NOW,” the robot challenged. The chanting ceased as we cut to Sai and Akari Fujisaki at a coffee shop. “We’ve gotta help Hikaru” Akari said chillingly.Sai lifted his mug to his mouth and drank some coffee in response. Then, Yuki Mitani approached them and said, “Alright,” taking out a walkie talkie, “but we’re gonna need some reinforcements.” Then, a shady character opened Hikaru’s jail cell. He was Yoshitaka Waya! “I’m here to get you out of here,” he said.“Huh?” Hikaru responded.Then Yoshitaka pulled out a knife. “Not.” He quickly sliced Hikaru’s jugular vein!It wasn’t supposed to end this way… Hikaru thought, dropping to the floor. In yet another scene, Sai was dressed in an orange costume at a fruit festival swarming with enemy robots in fruit costumes. “You think I could learn necromancy?” he asked Akari, who was dressed as an avocado. She nodded, looking worried. Latin chanting picked up again. Akira and his father Meijin had a stern staring-at with each other! Sai, wielding a staff, transformed into a neko-guy! Guys in fruit costumes were ice skating! Akari, now in a jail cell with Yun Sensei, told him, “It doesn’t matter if you play checkers or not. It’s how you play it.” Tetsuo Kaga stood on top an airplane, which had a flaming wing and was headed straight for Mount Everest! “The only thing that truly matters…is shogi!” He laughed maniacally as the plane rapidly surpassed the sound barrier and he was burned to cinders. Hikaru flew through white nothingness, Latin chanting ceasing again. What am I fighting for…for…for…for… Hikaru burst out of the ground in a rainy cemetery, right in front of his mossy tombstone. He stepped out of his grave, grabbed the stone, and CRUSHED it between his hands! He looked up to the heavens and screamed, “DAAAAH!!” It echoed chillingly. Anime theme song music started playing. The television showed Hikaru and Sai in a giant, collapsing mechanical building. “YOU HAVE YET TO SEE MY TRUE POWER…” a man grunted in the darkness. Then, out of that darkness, came a giant go board-shaped robot with pincer arms and Toya Meijin in the cockpit!“This is our last chance,” Sai pressured, grabbing Hikaru’s shoulders. He took out his fan and pointed to one of the spots on the board robot. “PUT THE FINAL PIECE RIGHT THERE AND ALL SHALL BE CLEAR!!” Hikaru placed his fist in his palm and shouted, “JAN… KEEEEEN… ROOOOOOOOCK!!” He charged forward with a glowing hand and leaped at the robot as it powered up its photon blasters!! Oh no, it’s too late, he thought.Suddenly, Akari blazed through the ceiling with seventeen gigantic machine gun laser guns and roared, “BUT YOU STILL HAVE MEEEE!!!” And they all were consumed in light… and the logo for the movie appeared. “Hikaru No Go: A Checkered Past,” the narrator read. “Coming April 19th, 2010.” The kids stared at the screen, slack-jawed. After two minutes, Koala Ko Ala said, “I don’t get it.” Yu-Gi-Oh! GX! The Fan FicEpisode 12: Tag Team Trial – Part TwoPart One And so, where we last left our two failure kids, they had 1700 Life Points, and were staring down Gate Guardian, Para, and Tristan Taylor. They had 1700 Life Points. And they had Sparkman. With his gun. That had just shot Gate Guardian. Which made it slump over into Defense Mode. “What have you done?!” Para asked hysterically!“He shot him with that gun!” Tristan shakily proclaimed, pointing to Sparkman.“Damn straight I shot that guy with a gun!” Jaden agreed. “That guy REALLY shot that guy with a gun!!” exclaimed one of the Hot Dog Mob men. Suddenly, the spear he’d been carrying up until now was torn out of his hands. “Wha?!” Bastion had pulled it all the way through his body, threw it into the air, and caught it. “Alright,” he challenged, “who wants some?”“You’re okay?!” Piggybank gasped.“WHO CARES?!” the Hot Dog Mob leader (signified by hit hot dog hat) roared! “GET HIIIIIIM!!” And the entire remaining mob rushed up to him, and… TO BE CONTINUED… Woah, Koala Ko Ala thought, watching the duel, this duel looks cool, but Bastion’s fight is even COOLER!! He began staring at Bastion, smacking down ‘da mob.“Wowzers,” Billy Hills gasped, “look there, I reckon! Bastion Misawa, I reckon, is beatin’ the Hot Dog Mob!”“HUH BASTION HUUUUUUUH?!?!” Deep-Voice Dobbson gasped.“Shaddap!” Chazz growled. “I’m watching the duel!”“HOLY CRAP I RECKON HE JUST PUNCHED THROUGH THAT MAN’S STOMACH!!” “Now I’m gonna throw down a face-down and end my turn,” Jaden said, confidently.“BOO,” somebody said.“Hmph,” Para grunted, “you may have a gun, you son of a gun,”“But the game has merely just begun!” Tristan finished! “I set a card face-down and end my turn!”“Jaden,” Syrus said, turning to his buddy, “how can you possibly look so positive about this situation? Sure, that guy’s in Defense mode now, but what does that make? A giant, defense guy who’ll kill us next turn! It’s hopeless! I feel hopeless because of this giant, evil, thingy!!”Jaden turned to him and chuckled. “Heh heh heh, Sy, you’ll find out… after you… draw… that… card.”“Uh okay HOLY MACKEREL!!” Syrus drew Drillroid!! He turned to Solemn Judgment, lying in his hand, waiting oh-so patiently to be played. I’d better set this before I forget about it, he thought. “First, I set two cards face-down!”And so he did. “And now I’ll summon… SUPER ROBOT DRILL ROBOT!!” He held his monster card into the air and it seemed to ripple with light! “OOH,” the audience gasped. Syrus felt an impulse of adrenaline. He was trembling. “’Ya did it, Sy!” Jaden proclaimed! “Way to go, yo! You just got ‘yo game on!”“BOO.”“Aw, who asked you?”“AND NOW…” Syrus began, without concluding, for now. He smacked his card onto the Duel Disk and had wrought a purple drill robot super robot fighter who hath broken through the ground! Jaden was right!! Syrus believed! He guessed that my next card would be awesome! This is… very coincidental. He turned to Jaden, who gave a thumbs-up and at that moment thought, Lucky guess!! But… I’m actually gonna kill that bastard monster that’s been so irritatingly invincible all this time! This… sense of EMPOWERMENT! This… FEELING OF PRIDE!! This… is just a card game… so t really doesn’t…”SHUT UP!!” an alien voice ordered of him. It was his hair again, speaking through a mind link of some sort! “It doesn’t matter that this is just a game,” it yelled, “This is your first major achievement since you’ve even STARTED playing card games!”“But it still doesn’t matter,” Syrus told his hair.“It does!! You’re about to do something Jaden couldn’t do alone. Together, with his crazy luck skills!”“You don’t usually speak to me like that.”“You usually aren’t pumped up with adrenaline. Tear that sucker to pieces.”“SRDR,” Syrus commanded, “TEAR THAT SUCKER TO PIECES!”“But he has too much defense!” Para laughed!“It’s as useless as punching a fence!” Tristan added.“Well, this fence… JUST GOT PUNCHED!!” Syrus yelled, adding in a punching motion as he got to the yelly part. “Any Defense Position monsters my robot fights are AUTOMATICALLY destroyed!”“Wall go!” Tristan ordered, as his Brick Wall flew into Super Robot Drill Robot’s face! (Jaden and Syrus: 1200 Life Points) “Wait… that doesn’t make any sense!” Syrus gasped! “I mean, why did we take damage, why didn’t my attack work?!”“Because of Brick Wall’s special ability!” Tristan laughed!“For you I feel no pity!” Para added.“But… the damage…” Syrus muttered. Jaden turned to face Syrus and shrugged, thinking, Better luck next year! “Urgh, that’s not all!”“There’s more?!” Para gasped!“There’s more?!” Tristan gasped.“Seriously, don’t rhyme ‘more’ with ‘more’,” Para suggested.“Sorry.”“SHIELD CRUSH GO!!” Syrus yelled, activating Shield Crush, which featured a shield getting crushed, and the card’s holographic representation appeared in mid-air and fired a crushing laser beam at Gate Guardian’s shield-like arms! In short, it blew up. “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!11!!!1!!” the crowd screamed!Even Bastion, who’d just ripped off his shirt and stabbed his new spear through a man’s face, stopped to say “Woah.”“HOW THE HELL CAN HE GET THAT LUCKEEEEEEEEEEY?!?!” Chazz and Crowler screamed simultaneously!“ AWESOME!!” was all Koala Ko Ala could yell.“Nice goin’ Sy!” Jaden congratulated! “Y’know what they say, ‘the bigger they brawl, the harder they fall’!!”“BOO,” somebody said.“They don’t say that, Jaden.”“They sure do now!” The twins (kinda) smirked, looking at the two boys, purple drill robot and super hero facing them, as if to all say, ‘F*ck you, we’re winning!!’ “I see that you may have enjoyed your sentiment,” Tristan babbled.“But now, for destroying our Gate Guardian,” Para added, “we use Dark Element!” Para slapped down a card with a zombie screaming in pain as he stood in some black fire for some reason. (Paratris: 3500 Life Points) “When Gate Guardian’s in the Graveyard,” Para read off of the card, “we can summon the monster Dark Guardian!! But we have to halve our Life Points first.” A multi-colored fog seeped out of the hologram and was sucked into the Graveyard. Then a zombie appeared! (Zombie: 0 Attack Points, 8790 Defense Points) “Oh, is THAT all?” Jaden challenged. Then the zombie caught on black fire!“WAAAAARGH!!” the zombie cried, and then exploded. And after that, a HUGE DEMONIC SHADOW DESCENDED ONTO THE FIELD!! “Oh, so I guess it wasn’t all…” TO BE CONTINUED… [spoiler=Part Two]Yu-Gi-Oh! GX! The Fan FicEpisode 12: Tag Team Trial – Part TwoPart Two Where we last left off, a GIANT SHADOW WAS DESCENDING!! And it was… it was… a guy attached to a spider with an axe in hand. WITH 3800 ATTACK POINTS!! (Dark Guardian: 3800 Attack Po— “WE JUST HEARD THAT!!” said some random guy.“Oh and he can’t be destroyed by battle,” Para added, just in time.“Oh no,” Bastion gasped, punching out two of the three final hot dog mob men at the same time, “it’s THAT strong and JUST AS INVINCIBLE AS ME?!”“Yeah, right!!” laughed the last man.“WATCH OUT!!” Piggybank screamed! The last mob man pulled out a gun… and shot. “BASTIOOOOOOON!!” TO BE CONTINUED… “Now Dark Guardian,” Para yelled, “attack that dumb drill! Super Axe Slashah!”“NO NOT SLASHAH!!” Syrus gasped! We just lost!! When that attack connects, our Life Points’ll be zero! Wait, why didn’t I just use Solemn Judgment?”“HOO-AH!!” the monster grunted, swinging his axe, launching a giant wave of axe power!“Sorry, but I use Hero Barrier!” Jaden said! He flipped up his Trap card, which had… a giant ‘H’! “Oh no! An ‘H’!’ Tristan gulped!“I think my head’s starting to ache!” Para groaned.“Hey, ‘H’ and ‘ache’ don’t rhyme!” Tristan accused. “Sorry, um, lime.” As they were busy rhyming, the axe blast smashed into the ‘H’ and faded away.“Take ‘dat, yo!” Jaden laughed! “You fail winning forever!” “That was harsh…” SIGH-rus sighed.“Yeah, RIGHT!” Jaden ‘psshawed’. “Look, stop being so negative! We’re gonna beat these two guys, and then we’re gonna go through all sorts of zany duel adventures! Then we’ll graduate, after I turn evil and you save my life somehow! But right now… LET’S GO!!”“BOO,” somebody said.“I play Pot of Greed!” Jaden drew two cards. “It lets me draw two cards—"“WE ALL KNOW THAT!!” the world yelled at him.“Okay, but d’ja know I’d use… FUSION GATE?!” Jaden smacked a Field Spell onto his Field Spell compartment. The world was consumed by a black hole… “WAAAAUGH!!” you screamed. It was a holographic black hole, though. “Whew!” sighed the reader. “This card counts as all ‘da Polymerizations I want!” Jaden explained. “And so, I’ll summon… ELEMENTAL HERO AVIAN!!”“NOOOOOOOO!!!” the audience cried!“HA, IDIOT!” Chazz laughed. Avian swirled onto the field in a whirlwind entrance! “HA, HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!” Avian laughed! “I’M HEEEERE!!”“JADEN YOU IDIOT, YOU’VE JUST DOOMED US ALL!!” Syrus screamed maniacally! “No way,” Jaden began. “doom is an old Norse word for destiny. Or a word LIKE destiny, I don’t remember which. So yeah, we’re meeting our destiny… OF BEATING THEM UP!! I fuse MY OWN Light, Water and Wind guys to summon a Fusion hero!” Jaden removed his Sparkman, Avian, and Bubbleman in his hand from play. “Now I summon Elemental Hero Tempest!” Jaden’s theme song picked up from where it had once been cut off (at about 1:00) They all got sucked into the black hole of earth; the winged screw-up hero, the gun-slingin’ lightning man, and the dumb-looking man with a terrible excuse for a name. They were consumed by the hole… and soon spat out by it, too, and were released as a man with cool hair, wings, a blue suit, and a bubble-launching arm (they had to add in Bubbleman somehow, right?)! (Tempest: 2800 Attack Points) “Oh, I thought they’d do something smart,” a young kid innocently stated.“Shut up, you bastard kid!” Jaden roared!“WAAAAH!!” the kid screamed.“Now I use Skyscraper!!” Jaden ripped out his Fusion Gate and replaced it with a picture of the big city. Huge buildings started to grow out of the ground! Syrus was inevitably standing on top of one as it grew suddenly.“WOAH!!” he gasped.“SYRUUUUUUUUS!!” Jaden screamed, stretching out his hand to him! “Anyways,” Jaden shrugged, as soon as the buildings stopped growing, “when my weaker Hero attacks your stronger dummy,”“WE HEARD THAT!” ParaTris accused.“he gains 1000 Attack Points!”“Okay.” Tempest flew into the nighttime Skyscraper sky and aimed his bubbly arm at Dark Guardian! “NOW, USE BUBBLY AAAAAAAARM!!” (Tempest: 3800 Attack Points) Tempest shot out a bubble from his bubble launcher with a satisfying ‘bloop’ sound. The guardian tried his best to deflect it with his axe! He struggled on, as Para chuckled, “You know, he won’t die by battle.”“Syrus, discard a card!” Jaden ordered.“OKAY,” Syrus agreed, several stories up. “WAIT, WHADDA YOU SAY?!”“Great! Now my Tempest can’t be destroyed by battle due to his ability!” The bubble splattered all over the Dark Guardian.“OH NO, HE IS ALL WET!!” Para growled.“We’re gonna… um, bet.” Tristan threatened, emptily.“THAT WAS DUMB, JADEN!” Nancy Wut yelled from the audience.“YOU’RE A DUMB DUELIST!” another guy insulted.Aw, man, Syrus thought, now everybody thinks that Jaden’s a dumb duelist! He’s just making everybody think he sucks at dueling! This duel is… is…’nt fun! Isn’t fun at all!! “Well, I use the card Super Samurai Smack-DUUUUUN!!” Tristan yelled, beginning his turn with a bang. His Trap card, a big battle between two samurai in front of the roarin’ coastal shoreline at sunset, flipped onto the field and disappeared. “Super Samurai Smack-DUUUUUN!! makes our two strongest monsters fight and stuff!” Dark Guardian brandished his mighty axe again and swung it! The energy wave travelled powerful slow, though. “Do you wanna use your special ability?” Tristan asked.“Ugh,” Jaden recoiled, “I’ll discard Skyscraper.” The buildings faded away, Tempest shielded his face with his arms, and Syrus fell down from above onto his face. Painfully. “OW!” Syrus cried. “JADEN, NO!!”“JADEN YES!” Jaden cheered for himself. Slowly but surely, that energy blast swooped into Jaden for critical damage!!“That thang was goin’ powerful slow, I reckon!” Billy Hills gasped.“UUUUUUURRRGH!!” Jaden and Syrus groaned, as if they were undergoing intense intestinal distress. (Jaden and Syrus: 200 Life Points) “That’s all for me!” Tristan huffed.“And next turn I give you my guarantee,” Para added,“This duel will be ours, just wait and see!” Tristan wrapped up. “Oh, and I’ll set another card.” “OH, CRAP!!” an onlooker realized! “THEY’RE PULLIN’ OUT ALL DA’ STOPS! THEY RHYMED THRICE!!”“Don’t sweat their rhyming, Sy,” Jaden supported, “just follow your heart, and your dreams… of not being expelled… will definitely come true, yo.”“Uh, um, er, eh, okay,” Syrus half-heartedly trusted. Okay, all I have to do… is use… Power Bond. But it’s not even in my hand yet. Wait, he’s trusting me to draw a certain card? You can’t exactly WILL that to happen, of course! What if he blames me for losing after his is all over and never talks to me again?! Will I be left out of all the ZANY and CRAZY duel adventures to come?! I CAN’T HANDLE THE PRESSUUUUUURE!!! Meanwhile, Bastion had been fired upon by a bullet! Damn, I can’t dodge a bullet in mid-air! That’s physically impossible… impossible… impossible… IMPOSSIBLE!! he told himself whilst the bullet flew. “BUT YOU STILL HAVE MEEEEEE!!” Piggybank pulled out a golf club!“No, not a GOLF CLUB!!” the hot dog mob man final guy gasped! “YES, A GOLF CLUB!!” She swung her club at the bullet, placing her final bets on its success. Somehow, it connected and sent the bullet into the man’s skull.“Yay,” cheered the onlookers.“Wait…” Bastion blinked. “You just… saved my life?”“Bastion, I’m SOOOO happy you’re alright!!” Piggybank squeed, hugging him drastically.“Who are you again and why is there a hole in your head?” Bastion asked.“Hey,” some guy realized, slightly out of range of the bloodbath, “I just realized: you originally just wanted a hot dog. Then you stole some from some guys by beating them up, and after that the mob came in. This means that you’re the bad guy here, the mobsters were just upholding the peace, and you’ve killed innocents in order to get a snack, whom will be cleaned up later by Janitorboy Ikkaku.” Bastion stared at him for a moment before spearing his skull.“Dammit, not another one!” Janitorboy Ikkaku groaned nearby. “Why can’t you kids clean up your OWN damn dead bodies!?” BASTION’S STUPID SIDESTORY: THE END Meanwhile once more, Syrus gripped his new card and began his turn. Ugh, I’m so nervous. Well, I guess, as they say, it’s time to duh-duh-duh-duh-duel! “MY TURN!!” He drew… Power Bond! HOW HORRIBLY CONVENIENT!! he thought. “HOW HORRIBLY CONVENIENT!!” he cried.“He got something convenient?!” Para cried!“That is, for us, inconvenient!!” Tristan finished.“Alright,” Syrus started, with his own theme song, which began to capture the imaginations of millions of televised onlookers around the country. “I tribute my SRDR for Super Robot Unidentified Flying Object Robot!!” His purple drill exploded… into a flying saucer with awesome eyes!! (SRUFOR: 1200 Attack Points)“Woah,” the audience gasped.“Now I use Power Bond!!” Syrus smashed his card onto the field, summoning another black hole… filled with construction workers in wielding masks! “I’ll fuse Jaden’s hero and my Super Robot together!”“Oh,” Para said.“No!” Tristan said. Thousands of workers and their depraved souls gasped the two fusion materials and began attaching metals to them. They worked unbelievably fast, able to make a UFO and a man into a man on a UFO within seconds. “IT’S SRUFOR FIGHTER!!” Syrus named. “And his Attack Points are equal to the attack points of each part used to make him!” “TH-TH-TH-TH-TH-THAT MEANS FO-FO-FO-FOUR-THOUSAND ATTAAAAACK!!” Para and Tristan shouted! But on the inside, they had a plan. The random Trap he’d hastily set after that Super Samurai Smack-DUUUUUN!! “But we’ll still survive it,” they hastily added.“Not really,” Syrus admitted, “because it’s DOUBLED because of POWER BOND!!” The UFO man’s spirit shimmered… and his power became 8000.“Uh, eh, that’s STILL not good enough, heh, heh,” Tristan and Para stammered.“Plus I’ll throw in Limiter Removal just for the hell of it.” (SRUFOR: 16000 Attack Points)“THAT’S IT! I’M TIRED OF WAITING!!” Tristan activated his Trap card!“No, don’t use it yet, is my warning!!” Para warned!“I’ll discard Random Card A and Random Card B from my deck in order to use my Trap card, Da Puppet Master Appears!!” Tristan threw some cards in his deck away to flip up his Trap Card, which had the card Puppet Master getting smacked over the head by a crappie (no, it’s not pronounced CRAPPY). “Wha...what?” Syrus asked.“Don’t worry, Sy,” Jaden said.“That’s ALL YOU SAY NOW!!”“I know, but it WILL ALL WORK OUT.”“This card,” Tristan explained, “has the Puppet Master being knocked out by an even better monster. Da Puppet Master.”“Those names are suspect.”“Who cares, because I get to pay 1000 Life Points to Special Summon him from my deck, and take control of one monster in your hand!!” Tristan placed a monster onto the field. (ParaTris: 2500 Life Points) He looked like a man with a puppet. Nothing special—UNTIL A SHADOW HAND FLEW OUT OF HIS EYES AND STOLE ONE OF SYRUS’S CARDS!! Syrus looked on as his card was stolen, which was SUPER ROBOT POLICE CAR ROBOT. “The best part is,” Tristan finished, “is that I CAN ATTACK JADEN DIRECTLY WITH IT RIGHT NOW BEFORE YOUR ATTACK.”OH… SHIIIIIIII—wait, Syrus realized, this is… just like my fantasy, but… but… “WHY, SYRUS, WHYYYYYYYYY?! WHY DID YOU LET HIM USE THAT REALLY IMPOSSIBLE COMBO?!?! YOU HAD A SOLEMN JUDGMENT FACE-DOWN, YOU KNOOOOOWW!!” That’s… not happening this time. IT’S NOT FRICKING GOING DOWN!! “I activate Solemn Judgment.” His Trap card flipped face-up. And old man walked out. He stared at Da Puppet Master intensely. The old puppet-controllin’ man simply exploded. (Jaden and Syrus: 100 Life Points) “You did it, Sy!” Jaden cheered, as the police car was sent back into his friend’s hand! “Now, finish ‘em!”“SRUFOR FIGHTER, ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!” Syrus aimed his finger at the Dark Guardian. The warrior glared at the monster. IT EXPLODED INTO FIREWORKS!! IT’S NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE DESTROYED IN BATTLE!! “NO, NO! NOOOOOOOOOO!!” The two duelist enemies, defeated, fell to the ground. (ParaTris: -10700 Life Points. Game Over) “AND THAT’S GAME, BASTARDS!!” Syrus concluded. And so, his theme song began fading away, into the background, as songs do… “Woah,” Chazz said.“Woah, Crowler said.“Woah,” said Tristan.“Woah,” said Tristan—wait, TWO TRISTANS?! “HUNH?!?!” the audience gasped! Para’s face was actually a mask, and it was revealed to the world that the Paradox Brothers… were just two Tristan Taylors!“HEY, I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE TO HIRE THE PARADOX BROTHERS!!” Crowler roared! It turned to Chancellor Shepherd, sitting nearby.“Well, we don’t ALWAYS have the money for real celebrities to come to our school,” he shrugged.“LET’S GET OUTTA HERE!!!111!1!!” The two Tristans escaped. Jaden turned to Syrus. “That was effing sweet, yo!” He patted his shoulder. “That was the most epic turn EVER!! Did you realize that you killed a monster that can’t get destroyed by battle by just looking at it, dawg?”“Well, I couldn’t have done it without you,” Syrus sighed.“SHUT UP!!” Jaden punched him in the face.“Ow.”“YOU were the one who summoned that freaking wicked dude! YOU were the one to pump him up beyond comprehension! YOU were the one that ruined their perfect plan! YOU DON’T SUCK!!”Syrus glared at him. “You mean… I don’t suck?!”“Well, you usually do, but not right now!” Wow, I just conquered my weird fantasy… hey, there really WERE two Tristans. That was really screwed up. Anyways, I’ve learned that believing in yourself can make the world bow down to you in awe and fear. Hey, I wonder if my bro watched me! Syrus looked up toward the highest seating area in the Duel Dome. His brother and Alexis were standing there, talking and stuff… but Zane had some toilet paper on his shoe. He… went to the… bathroom… and missed it. Life sucks. Jaden also stared up at Zane. Then he took out his notepad, where he’d written ‘Beat Tristan Taylor and Sy’s Bro’. He crossed off Tristan’s name. One down and one to go… wait, didn’t I already beat Zane? He crossed off Zane’s name. “Hey, Sy, I’m done pounding your bro and Tristan like you told me to!” Jaden reported.“Oh yeah, and you’re not expelled anymore,” Shepherd told them.“Whoopee!!” Syrus and Jaden cheered.“Congratulations!” Koala Ko Ala cheered, clapping.“Congratulations, students,” Lyman Banner and Garfield clapped.“Congratulations,” Alexis and Bastion clapped.“Congrats, Sy!” Jaden applauded. “Good job,” Chazz clapped.“Congratulations, I reckon!” Billy Hills clapped.“Great job, huh, Syrus, huh,” Deep-Voice Dobbson clapped.“Congratulations,” Crowler clapped.“Eh, congrats,” Angry McArgue clapped.“Woo-hoo, party time!!” Nancy Wut shouted.“Congratulations,” Zane clapped.“CONGRATULATIONS!!” cheered the audience.Syrus turned to them. “Thank you,” he thanked. “Thank you my father. Goodbye my mother. And to all the children, congratulations!” THE END. A STUDIO GAINAX PRODUCTION. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Des ＨＥＲＯ Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 It was funny like always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weather Report - Stand Posted December 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 Yay! And you spelled everything correctly, this time!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weather Report - Stand Posted December 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 I finished the second part... and put in a Gainax ending. I'm weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Des ＨＥＲＯ Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 PART 2 IS THE BEST EVER!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weather Report - Stand Posted December 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 Yes. BECAUSE IT IS SO FREAKING EPIC. And full of character development. And the Neon Genesis Evangelion ending managed to make my sister smile, too. Isn't that great? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Des ＨＥＲＯ Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 Yes and what I liked best is you made ufo fighter even stronger than in the original yugioh gx infact 16000 atk monster is possible just as good as Zane I just think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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