Timeskipper Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 Granted - he will throw you from a cliff because he'll find you too weak to be a Spartan. I wish for less tish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 Granted - he will throw you from a cliff because he'll find you too weak to be a Spartan. I knew this would come!! Hahahaha..... Anyway: Granted. Oh wait, you never had! I wish a clone of me lived in another dimension. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 Granted, but when he wanders into this one, it causes a paradox and both of you disappear. I wish Hungry Burger was a powerful meta card Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 granted but he is a prisoner of war and you an feel his pain...m. Everyone thinks your crazy when you look for help, and you get locked up in an institution I wish that my job didnt throw me into another bout of depression Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Wolf Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 Granted, but so does every other character important to the plot. I wish I get into my ICT tech course in September Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeskipper Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 I knew this would come!! Hahahaha.....Anyway: Granted. Oh wait, you never had!Well, it was kinda obvious. And also, FYI, tish is poop :PAnyway: You will, but you will fail all the exams.I wish to get married in the future with a smart, beautiful and sexually aggressive woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Wolf Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 Granted, but you both lose your memories of each other and start hating each other. I wish I could had a the ability to warp reality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maeriberii Haan Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 Granted, but you only warp reality as perceived by you, and no one else was affected. I wish this wish is not very wishy washy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 Granted. It is namby-pamby instead. I wish my skills at things was never over or underestimated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 granted but your actual skill level becomes nil I wish for ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 Here, have an ellipsis. However, I do expect a payback of this loan with sufficient interest. You now owe me ..... I wish I could think up a witty retort on the spot instead of hours later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 granted but you are now mute..... i wish for stuff to happen to people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 Granted, and when sh*t goes down, you are the one everyone blames. I wish silver became the next poster's favorite colour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 Granted, but it's also a hentai... you really don't want to watch it... I wish for 1 internets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 granted but then...blue waffle...blue waffle everywhere i wish to become the most charismatic man alive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 Granted but you died instantly, so you're not anymore. I wish the next time I eat a cake, it will be my favorite. Edit: I just broke a rule :( Timeskipper's reply right after yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeskipper Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 (No death corruption, End ^^)granted but then...blue waffle...blue waffle everywhere i wish to become the most charismatic man aliveGranted... but you're so charismatic that everyone else starts to fear that you'll overthrow them, and so you never land a job.For End... Granted. That cake will be so wonderful, that no other food will be enough for you, and so you'll starve because now that you've known the perfect taste, you refuse to eat anything else until you find that cake again...I wish to not cry when I read sad stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 Granted, but the burden you'll be bearing will be too much that you'll pee instead. I wish I had Jackie Chan's talent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeskipper Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 Granted, but the burden you'll be bearing will be too much that you'll pee instead. I wish I had Jackie Chan's talent.Corruption failed, I already do :PAnyway, granted: you have Jackie Chan's talent in electronics. Sadly, Jackie Chan wasn't talented in electronics.I wish I was able to skate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaotic Angel Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 Granted, but the skateboard you own is made completely from toilet roll and broken tree twigs. I wish I could stop time for no reason at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 Granted, but when you stop time, you also freeze yourself. I wish I had a holy bucket of infinite fresh water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeskipper Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 Granted. But containing infinite water, it has infinite weight, and thus infinite gravitational pull, drawing everything in the universe towards it and causing a Big Gulp, which will then in turn become the next Big Bang, restarting the universe from scratch.I wish for some relief from loneliness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaotic Angel Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 Granted, but you will face true loneliness after 24 hours.... Hehehe... I wish we didn't have any of that algebra shit to do in tests... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 granted...it is replaced by graduate level trig and theoretical physics formulae instead i wish for an extra 50 cents per hour at my current job, with a steady 40 hours per week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 Granted, but it's not enough to clear your debts anyway. I wish there was a machine that converts gold to food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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