Avaren Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 I thank ye for the tomato sauce you sent, the bottle with the missing head now has a partner. I wish for less wishes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 Granted. The wishes you wished away were incorruptible. Too bad! I wish I could see people's auras! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vla1ne Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 granted, they scrub through your enamel and cause pain for your entire life though. have fun abusing sensodyne!I wish people could jump inside of televisions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeskipper Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 Granted, but they end up breaking the television and potentially being electrocuted by loose wires.I wish my body didn't wake up only after three hours after I got up from bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 granted, instead of being 3 hours, it's now 3 days. I wish no-one works at freddies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 granted...a man named No-one is now working at freddies i wish to have all superpowers ever concieved by any and all comic artists Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 Granted, but now God will punish you for being so arrogant and turn your powers against you. I wish I was a girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 Granted but you look and sound exactly the same. I wish Mr. T didn't pity the next wisher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeskipper Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 Granted, but you accidentally develop that peculiar kind of tumor known as "pregnancy". (Damn, ninja'd)Granted, he'll pity you instead.I wish to have fins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 { Tinkerer: Maybe you wanted to say "previous" and not "next"? } { @Timeskipper: Was your first comment an answer to me? You just made me plump, thanks a lot! } Granted, but now you won't be able to wear shoes and your feet (sorry, your fins) will distend and be wounded badly. I wish Yu-Gi-Oh never existed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Rooster Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 Granted, but all use of wood is ceased, thus sending us back to the early stone age. I wish for cookies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 Granted. However, you didn't specify of what kind, so you're left hungry playing "Cookie Clicker". I wish for real, eatable, chocolate-covered cookies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 Granted, have some chocolate-covered salsa and windmill cookies (for those who don't get the corruption, watch this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nIwrgAnx6Q8) I wish roses stayed red, but violets turned lime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeskipper Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 { @Timeskipper: Was your first comment an answer to me? You just made me plump, thanks a lot! } If you think that the belly is the worst part you never pissed off your mother enough, I think. But yes, it was meant as a reply to your post but Tinkerer ninja'd me. Granted: they'll be renamed "limettes" and people will keep making horrible rhyming jokes about them and roses anyway. I wish to never have a runny nose ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 --Respect for moms, peace-- Granted; that RNE doesn't exist anyway. I wish my d...ictionary was richer in spe...ctacular words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vla1ne Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 Granted, but the marketing used to advertise him becomes increasingly violent and it's soon taken off the shelves permanently due to the trauma suffered by all the small children who saw them.I wish for a larger TV in my room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 Granted, but after you put it up, you come back a half hour later to find the tv on the floor, completely broken. I guess that last screw was pretty important! I wish I had friends nearby who also played yugioh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeskipper Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 Granted, but they all play Qliphort. I wish money grew on trees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 Granted, but now there's no alive tree on planet Earth and you're the first to arrest. I wish Illuminati were not what they are now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Wolf Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 Granted, but post offices now decided on laws and have formed a Dictatorship on the world. I wish I was the protagonist of a harem anime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 Granted, but instead of girls, boys are in the harem, most of them possibly gay-sorry, I meant happy. Happy to be with you that is. I wish I could transform to an animal, according to what I need or desire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 granted, it's now called writers coma... figure it out yourself I wish for a dish of fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 Granted. Your order just arrived: A dish decorated with fish here and there. Bon Appetit !! :D I wish the definition of "amunition" was ambitious instead of vicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Rooster Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 There. You have a bear! I wish for a corrupted wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 Granted - I love you <3 I wish Leonidas (from Sparta) was my father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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