Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 ...that's probably more accurate than you realize... granted but there is no more gold or any other means to acquire food...except cannibalism....and you're suddenly vegan i wish i never had nor will i ever have any financial debt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Wolf Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 Granted, but your debt is shifted onto your family members instead. I wish I had some form of artistic or musical talent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Rooster Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 You now know how do make music from you own shit. I wish to die with all humanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 (I don't know if the wisher is allowed to die) Granted. Yours is the only humanity that will do so. I wish I was manly enough to hit a girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Wolf Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 Granted, but that girl is a expert in karate and beats you more, you also then get arrested for assault. I once again wish I had some form of artistic or musical talent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 Granted. You are artistic enough to only draw Suns and sing when you want to annoy the neighbors. I wish mailing was done by doves, like many centuries ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vla1ne Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 granted, but now your lawn is filled with dove crap.I wish I could read and speak fluent Korean, without losing any of my 5 senses or body parts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpakha Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 Granted, but you can only read and speak Korean. You will never be able to learn how to write it, but you will spend the rest of your life trying to. Failing to learn how to write in Korean, you are daily ridiculed by strict Korean teachers who often hit you with a ruler. I wish I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons, in a land apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted March 15, 2015 Report Share Posted March 15, 2015 >_< (can... Can I use the same corruption?) Granted, but you get lost in Dragon land and you're unable to get back to the normal world. I wish my cat wasn't always underfoot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpakha Posted March 15, 2015 Report Share Posted March 15, 2015 Wish granted, your cat is dead. It will no longer be under anyone's foot...except for the ants that are carrying pieces of its cadaver back to the nest to feed the queen. I wish I had a giant hamster i could ride into battle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted March 15, 2015 Report Share Posted March 15, 2015 granted, but it costs a fortune. I wish the next poster incorporates their wish into this wish's corruption Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted March 15, 2015 Report Share Posted March 15, 2015 both above are granted, but everyone else disappears... so your able to play guitar... and live forever... but you have no-one to share it with. I wish *mumbles something under breath* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaotic Angel Posted March 15, 2015 Report Share Posted March 15, 2015 I'll take that as a no-wish. Granted, not granted. I wish there weren't so many idiots in my country... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeskipper Posted March 15, 2015 Report Share Posted March 15, 2015 Granted, now there are MORE idiots in your country. I wish to be able to remember anatomy without needing to study it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted March 15, 2015 Report Share Posted March 15, 2015 granted, there are now 2 more idiots in your country then yesterday. I wish for $2 EDIT: Ninja'ed granted, you are able to remember parts of anatomy, without needing to study the subject, but for each body-part, you need to kill someone. *Wish as above* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted March 15, 2015 Report Share Posted March 15, 2015 Granted! May you mumble inaudibly for the rest of your life! I wish my refrigerator and the implications are just ridiculous. (kinda slapped together words that came up in my suggestion box on my phone) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 the wish as above was a wish for $2.. not the mumble one... granted, but your fridge breaks down after a week. I wish for $2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 Granted, you'll receive it by mail. But you'll have to pay $3 for the shipping fee. I wish dirty dancing was my Sex-Appeal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 Granted, you're only Sex-Appeal is that movie. I wish for a good book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Wolf Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 Granted, but you can only ever read that one book and can't have any other form of entertainment I wish for a way to vent my stress with out harming or damaging anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 Granted, but you're in a straight jacket inside a padded cell and on serious meds that make you think that your anger kills kittens. I wish I was Batman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeskipper Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 Granted. You'll be so sleep-deprived and stressed, though, that you'll routinely crash into buildings, fall asleep during shootouts and such, just like Bruce Wayne would do if the writers didn't gloss over the issue thanks to rule of cool. I wish to be able to survive falls from any height without any kind of injury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 Granted, but a Justin Beiber song will play every time you fall. I wish I had the ability of instant transmission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 Granted, but you're sealed inside a tiny bottle for eternity. I wish I could teleport to any location I desire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 Granted, but you accidentally teleported to a place from where returning is impossible. Luckily you can hear some music from a battery-comsuming radio. I wish I couldn't feel any physical pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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