Tinkerer Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 Granted, but you soon go over to the dark side, using your powers for evil (just like a character in a book I'm writing, yay!) I wish I could go into the other multiverses and see how my life turned out differently. And also be able to come back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 granted, but because it's the multiverse you spend the rest of your life trying to get back. I wish to spell everything correctly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeskipper Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 You spell everything correctly, but in 13375p34k. I wish for a pc that can't break down or malfunction in any way ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 granted, you spell "everything" correctly...but everything else you write looks like jibberish. I wish for 1 million dollars cash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 granted but you have no internet I wish to never get ninja'd again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 Granted, but you will have to earn it. I wish... for fish. Ooo! And some barley loaves! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 Granted, but you turned into a fish instead. And the barley loaves, never to be seen again... I wish overextravagantatious posts never existed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeskipper Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 No problem. They'll be supercalifragilisticexpialidocious instead. I wish to have a potato garden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 You like them potates? Granted, but they never ripen (is that the correct term for veggies?). I wish people would comment on my newest card set, the Departing Ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaotic Angel Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 Granted, but they probably think it's shit most of the time. I wish I had a car right now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 Granted. Oops, I left it in the middle of the Atlantic. Sorry 'bout that. I wish I'd never have nightmares again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeskipper Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 Granted, but your dreams will be extremely boring instead. I wish my professors were able to give informations clearly without contradicting themselves every two seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 Granted. They don't contradict themselves, but they stutter so bad that they only get through half the material they normally cover. I wish all my parents' financial troubles were gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo. Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 Granted but now all their problems will go to you I wish school tests would be easier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 Granted, but now everyone is better than you. I wish the person who posts right after me is either: a girl or, not gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeskipper Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 I'm bi-curious, does that count? I wish that CEOs who dodge taxes would actually go to jail and be hit with a gigantic fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 I like this wish... granted but you have a really bad migraine for the rest of your life I wish for nothing bad to ever happen to me or anyone i care for ever again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 granted, you will never care for anyone again, but otherwise find a fulfilling, if not lonely, life. 1 w15h 4 2 f15h Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeskipper Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Granted, you get two f15h in exchange for a w15h. But the trade was unfavorable. I wish to know the answer to the question about life, universe and everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Granted. The answer is stated in the wish above your own. You have to decipher it yourself (not that big a corruption, but hey) I wish I could go back to being seven again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 granted... you are now a seven-year-old invalid, bed ridden for your entire life I wish for a fish on a dish, because it sounds delish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Granted, but you become a vegan as the fish head stares at you mournfully. I wish writing 1000 words a day wasn't such a chore... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 granted but you have no hands...time to get creative I wish I wasnt vegan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 granted, you are now a vegetarian astronaut! The bad news is, that the space ship/station only has "Bacon Paste" (made with real bacon) for eatings, yum! I wish for a fish that wished to be delish'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Granted, but the sight of fish makes you sick. I wish I could grow back any lost limb or appendage instantaneously. (Like those hands of mine) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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