Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 granted, but since i don't know what that is, you get a poison dart frog i wish for a wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 so a thorn... already have thorn... wish granted , you can use your next wish when you next post here. I wish for the apothious veil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 In the glory of obtaining said veil, you fail to notice that a bear appears behind you and suddenly finds you extremely appetizing. I wish we could go back from the liquid crystal display apparatus and have a triple pot of gold. (again with the auto reply wish!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Wolf Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 Granted, but upon obtaining the triple pot of gold the global economy crashes making the gold worthless I wish I could change my appearance at will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaotic Angel Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 Granted, but your appearance changes to that of different variations of bull dogs every five minutes. I wish I had a pug... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeskipper Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 Granted: you can change your appearance at my will. I wish to not need sleep. Edit: Damn, Ninja'd. Well, granted. You have a pug who shits all over your house and bites the ankles of everyone who comes through the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 Ninja'd but... No wish sooo... (i think getting away from the liquid crystal display apparatus was actually my bigger concern after reading over my wish.) I wish hot air balloon and the implications for the rest of your life locks down to be in all of the many reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeskipper Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 Actually, I had made a wish :P Not granted, because what did you write I don't even I wish to never need to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 You become a zombie! Yay! I wish Bob and Fred were less annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Wolf Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 Granted, but everyone else is twice as annoying. I wish for ever corrupted wish I had 2 incorruptible wishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeskipper Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 Granted. But you can't spend them. I wish for EA to go bankrupt and its executives to lose their house and all they own, while their employees find a good new work in a less dishonest publisher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Wolf Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 Granted, but the companies they join become dishonest while the now bankrupt EA executives suddenly become top politicians and secretly rule the world. I wish that I could pull off cosplaying as any character which has been or has yet to be made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 Granted, but you can only cosplay as a 97 year-old Yugi Motou. I wish Obama wasn't the president. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 Granted, you suddenly find yourself waking up in the streets of St. Petersburg I wish all of my corruptions happened to the poster after the next poster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeskipper Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 Granted, his stats get buffed. Except his abilities are now useless, and his only good point is the autoattack. Kinda like what they did to Ayla. Fuckers. I wish Konami would actually bother to tell us how the DT story ended without needing to release even more broken archetypes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpakha Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 Wish granted, but Koinami hires Stephanie Meyer to write it. I wish i had a great dane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Face McShooty Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 Granted, it's not so great though I wish... Digimon were real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 granted but digivolution takes as long as regular evolution, so you'll be lucky to see anything beyond rookie stage in your lifetime I wish pokemon never existed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vla1ne Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 Granted, but dinosaurs come back to life specifically to ruin yours.I wish I had a car to drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Face McShooty Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 Granted, but you can't drive a rusted piece of junk I wish I could sing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 Granted, but it's painful due to a problem at your vocal cords. I wish my mom was still reading fairy-tales to me before sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Wolf Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 Granted, but instead of the children friendly ones she reads the original ones and you can't sleep from fear of nightmares. I wish I could use magic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeskipper Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 Granted. The only kind of magic you can use, though, is the one that turns brooms alive and makes them collect water. You know, like in The Sorcerer's Apprentice. I wish I could handle alcohol better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 Your body is now able to keep alcohol down better, but you still happen to make lots of foolish decisions while drinking. I wish I had a pet Hungry Burger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpakha Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 Granted, but it's slowly consumed by ants and other animals over the course of a week until it's completely gone. I wish for a husky/corgi mix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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