Tinkerer Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 Granted, when you sink a ship, one of yours goes down with it. I wish I could bend space-time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 Granted, but you can only bend the Space Bar. I wish air was eatable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeskipper Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 Granted, but now it won't be breathable anymore. Which means you just killed all aerobic lifeforms in the universe. You monster.I wish I could mimic everyone's voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaotic Angel Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 Granted, but the only voice you will mimic is Katy Perry's when she is drunk, I wish that fortunes go to everyone who deserves it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 granted but the committee that decides who deserves it is corrupt I wish for less wishes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cierfrost Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 You are granted an absolute value of the amount of wishes granted + 1 multiplied by your current wish count. But you can only use them when you are constantly put into situations where a wish would be the only solution without negative consequences until brought back down to your default wish count. I wish for a bag of doritos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 Icyblue: I pick Door Number 3 Game Host: Lets find out what's behind Door Number 3... *The number 3 door opens slightly and behind it is...* *1 singular bag of doritos.* Crowd: awwwww Game Host: The Booby Prize! Behind Door Number 2 was a brand new car, and behind Number 1 was a All expenses paid trip to Hawai. Oh well at least you're on TV right? *Game host turns to camera* Game Host: Tune in next week, when the Johnson's come from South Iowa to play "[insert game name here]"! I wish this ^ was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 granted. The "^" character is now hilarious. I'm laughing so hard right now I can't breath...but I can somehow type, so...yeah I wish for the most state-of-the-art computer (by the standard of whatever time period im in (given that the standard is measured according to if I hadn't made this wish), within the standard space-time model), free internet with unlimited bandwidth for the remainder of my 100-year long life (again, within the standard space-time model), and unrestricted access to anything that said computer could possibly access...starting...now. By the way, this is all based on the premise that, during the time my wish is in effect, I experience no displeasure at all (according to how I would define "no displeasure" had I not made this, or any, wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 Your wish is granted, but by some divine intervention the definition of "now" changes to "Upon the occurrence of my death" I wish that you cannot type a sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 granted but now I just type and type and type and there are no punctuation marks so you cant tell what i mean by what i say in most contexts when you communicate with me on the interwebs making me more like half of the users already on here making it so that this might not be too bad but you still read this whole thing so hahahahahaha yolo swag rofl I wish to never have to do that again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 Granted, you realise that you can still question. Like I wish? For what's in the box? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 granted...it's the inside of the box I wish for cosplay to be cool and affordable, yet high-quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeskipper Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 Granted: do it yourself by crafting the materials, included any plastic material. Starting at the molecular level. Have fun! I wish for the ability to play Derpl decently on Awesomenauts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 granted...you have the ability...but are unable to excersise said ability I wish for spring to last all year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeskipper Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 Granted: this way, plants that grow in other seasons will die out, animals will become aggressive after their biologic rhythms have been disrupted, spring plants will overrun the world and Earth itself will stop revolving around the sun, thus causing all sorts of shenanigans with gravity. Great job, hero! (read this in GLaDOS' voice) I wish that someone will make a high-budget Duel Terminal anime that incorporates the story of all three generations and expands on the characters' motives and personalities, and has awesome animation and battles, and a wonderful OST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeskipper Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 Granted: you will fall asleep and wake up in October, to find out you've been declared legally dead the day before, and you're now buried alive. On the good side, your parents have cashed in on your life insurance. I wish for the ability to punch down trees, be able to carry 44,467,200 kg of stuff around, swim up waterfalls and carry lava buckets without negative effects to myself or the bucket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 Granted, you have the ability, but you still spend your time on here instead. I wish my refrigerator stopped running (seriously, it took me almost an hour to catch it last time...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 Granted, but then you lost your daily exercise. I wish I could hug all the members in YCM, excluding the boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeskipper Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 Granted. But since, you know, there are no girls on the internet... I wish Duelingnetwork wasn't so full of illiterate knuckleheads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 Granted; get out of here. I wish water was tastier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeskipper Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 Granted: this means that it tastes incredibly sweet, which means that, like coke, sprite and all the other soft drinks, it won't quench your thirst. I wish that I could find the old Pokèmon Emerald game card I lost a few years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 Granted, but a lost game is a lost game. Try Emerald Cheese instead; really tasty ;) I wish logic and madness were not separated by a thin cotton (hope you understand it, that's how we say it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaotic Angel Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 Granted, but it ends up separated anyway. I wish 1D fan girls weren't so annoying... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeskipper Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 Granted: they'll calm down for a bit, then when the next idol pop singer pops up, they'll immediately start following him and become just as obnoxious as they were before. I wish that the at least a good part of the rain we get here will just happen in central Africa, so clean water will go to people who need it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 granted, but ALL of the rain you would have received goes to (some part of) Africa, causing a drought wherever you live (at the time) I wish to have a stopwatch that controlled time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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