EndUser Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 Granted, but all your hopes and dreams are no more; at least you get your "extacy". I wish insects were extinct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeskipper Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 Granted: now propagation of plants is slowed down to a point where it's almost stopped, and the world's flora will go extinct in a few years. Good job. I wish mosquitoes were extinct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 After your wish, mosquitoes all evolved suddenly into mos-neverquit-oes which are twice as deadly and immune to any known mosquito-repelling systems known to man while also retaining all the negatives of mosquitoes. I wish I wasn't afraid of driving... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 granted but you'll never drive until the fear returns I wish for a week off from work, and $50,000.00 to pay off my debt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 Granted. You paid off your debt, but lost your weekly income. What was your payment again, 51000...? I wish my bike was 4X4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaotic Angel Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 Granted, but the bike you have is missing a wheel. I wish there was a charity that helps people like Justin Bieber... (Tbh he needs it...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeskipper Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 Granted: there now is a charity that spends money towards helping talentless millionaires. I wish that trees provided free wifi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted February 27, 2015 Report Share Posted February 27, 2015 Granted but they fail to provide oxygen now. I wish for a song and dance from the next poster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted February 27, 2015 Report Share Posted February 27, 2015 *pant, pant* granted... (wipes sweat off face) too bad you couldn't be here to see it. I wish *inhales then exhales deeply* for a nice big glass of mango passion-fruit smoothie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaotic Angel Posted February 27, 2015 Report Share Posted February 27, 2015 Granted, providing I smother it in chocolate as well. I wish there weren't so many talentless millionaires Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted February 27, 2015 Report Share Posted February 27, 2015 granted, they are all now billionaires I wish to actually see a song and dance from the next poster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted February 27, 2015 Report Share Posted February 27, 2015 :Snoop Dogg: Roses are red - YO! The sky is blue - YO! And from all the people The most stubborn is you. - YO YO! I wish laughing would last at least 20 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo. Posted February 27, 2015 Report Share Posted February 27, 2015 Granted, but now you won't stop laughing, NEVER! I wish i knew the exact color of "that" dress (you know what dress!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peridank Posted February 27, 2015 Report Share Posted February 27, 2015 Granted, but you now see a rainbow that blinds you for life. (That's a thing now...) I wish I got a third season of the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted February 27, 2015 Report Share Posted February 27, 2015 Granted, but then Haruhi would become even more melancholic. I wish I was just like Hulk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo. Posted February 27, 2015 Report Share Posted February 27, 2015 Granted, but now everytime you try to sleep you'll transform into Hulk I wish i could go to Disneyland :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 granted you CAN, but you never WILL. I wish for no buts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeskipper Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 Granted: next time you have to do something, you'll have to do it, no buts. Or, alternatively, you won't get any butts in your life. I wish to never forget or lose my stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 Granted, you have no stuff to forget or lose anymore I wish for a wish that cannot be granted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peridank Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 I give you a wish that expires yesterday... I wish that the dress fad will be forever dead... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 how is that a corruption... that's exactly what I wished for... granted, Zombie dress fads for everyone! I wish for a wish that cannot be granted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 Granted, you will obtain a wish that cannot be granted after wishing 100 more times. I wish for a camel. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo. Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 Granted, but after 3 days the camel will turn to sand I wish P.E. class wasn't so tiring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 "gud" is the next teir 0 deck that Konami makes, costs about $500-600 to make and literately every card says either "Draw 3 cards" or "You win the duel" within it, the talentless flock to this deck like fly's on shit... I wish for a wish tomorrow that was granted yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 Granted, but since the wish you wished for tomorrow was granted yesterday, you waisted your wish. I wish Utopia was in my heart and not on a card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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