Tinkerer Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 You get a googol sand dollars. I wish I was feeling better... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeskipper Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 Granted, but this only means that only the symptoms of the curable but lethal if not treated disease that you caught disappear, while the disease itself will slowly kill you without anybody even noticing before it's too late....I wish I could have the motivation to actually study. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 granted but you lose the ability to remember anything you learn from your study sessions I wish I had superpowers that changed to fit whatever I needed them to be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaotic Angel Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 Granted, but all you'll be able to fit in are onesies that once belonged to babies. I wish that I didn't have to spend every hour at work... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeskipper Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 Granted: from now on, you'll spend them in a lurid cell filled with rats. I wish I were able to act like a professional actor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 granted, but if you fire it you will die I wish for 1x10^100 dollrs (1 googol dollars) You forgot a rule F.U.R.Y. On topic: Granted, but you never get any noteworthy roles. I wish that I could die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 granted, but it's death by 50 years of beibs I wish for emma stone and emma watson to both show up at my door for naked twister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 granted, but if you fire it you will die I wish for 1x10^100 dollrs (1 googol dollars) You forgot a rule F.U.R.Y. On topic: Granted, but you never get any noteworthy roles. I wish that I could die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 granted, but you can only do it when there are no witnesses or recording devices I wish for emma stone and emma watson to both show up at my door for naked twister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 hmm... we both double posted... Granted, but your blind and you have to spin the colour/limb wheel I wish that double posts didn't happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 granted but now everything is triple posted I wish my previous wish, but with perfect vision and full participation granted but now everything is triple posted I wish my previous wish, but with perfect vision and full participation granted but now everything is triple posted I wish my previous wish, but with perfect vision and full participation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 granted, but all both of them are "traps" I wish that nothing could be posted more then once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 granted but you will never again have access to the interwebz i wish everyone was nice to everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 granted, people named "Everyone" will be nice to other people named "Everyone". I wish that your dreams would come alive at night... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaotic Angel Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 Granted, but those dreams would become nightmares. I wish Summer would last longer this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 granted but there's no more ozone and you're stuck inside forever i wish the twilight book/movie series didnt exist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeskipper Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 Granted, but their dreary pseudo-porn ripoff (and everyone here knows what I'm talking about) will still exist. I wish the police here wasn't a nest of fascists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 Granted. Now they just micromanage your life and let the rest of the town go to hell in a handbasket I wish for infinite knowlege Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeskipper Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 Granted, but since a human brain is not enough to contain infinite knowledge, you won't be able to think because your brain will be like a full hard disk.I wish to be able to draw well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 granted, but you can only draw wells. I wish that my cat didn't hate being picked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeskipper Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 [spoiler='Wheee! I've already gotten better at it!'][/spoiler] Granted: your cat will instead become so relaxed that every time he sits on your lap, he'll pee on you. Also, I wish I was able to practice the Stanislavski method perfectly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 (My cat never sits on anyone's lap, so win for me) Granted, but you end up teaching, rather than acting. I wish that travel at/faster than the speed of light was currently achievable and practical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 Granted, but we are fuel-insufficient. I wish wishes were wished by wishfully wishful wishers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffee. Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 I wish wishes were wished by wishfully wishful wishers.Your wish is granted, honey, but all of the extravagant wishes are focused on making everyone look more attractive <3*ahem*My wish is that people could buy canned tornadoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeskipper Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 Granted (I read it as canned tomatoes at first). Sadly, after you open a canned tornado, you'll suddenly find out that your region has become similar to Alabama not only in climate, but also in population, which means that you'll be surrounded by racist hillibillies. (Apologies towards anyone living in Alabama that might read this and ISN'T a racist hillibilly. I now authorize you to post jokes about Italy and the mafia if you want, just to even it out) I wish chocolate was full of vitamins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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