Cosmo. Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 Granted, but now your heart will be on a card I wish people on DN could be less idiotic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaotic Angel Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 Granted, but there are still some idiots left there. I wish for peace... Eternal peace... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeskipper Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 Granted. "Eternal peace" indeed... hehehehehehe... [spoiler='If someone gets the reference, I'll give them a cookie. If not, the horrific consequences of his wish will be left to your imagination...']Sisters four with poison breath/ Bring to the land a long slow death. But death comes swiftly if you dare/ To find each sisters hidden lair. Their songs like secret rivers flow/ To hold the peril deep below. And if at last their voices cease/ The land will find a final peace.[/spoiler] I wish for GLaDOs' cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo. Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 Granted but then GLaDOs will make you try to solve all the test rooms at Aperture I wish videogames were less expensive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 Granted, but then you`d never buy the ones you want, because they`d always be sold. I wish nonsensical things would make sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo. Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 Granted, but now everything that makes sense doesn't make sense anymore I wish Oreos would be available in supermarkets where i live and to buy some packs of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeskipper Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 Granted, but they'll be a crappy sub-brand that tastes like pressed cardboard, but costs like actual Oreos. I wish that I could dry my hair instantly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vla1ne Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Granted. Your hair summarily catches fire.I wish I could get a promotion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Granted, but whenever you do so, your eyebrows fall off I wish my clumsiness befell the person who grants my wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeskipper Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Granted. This means that MY clumsiness will affect you. I think you got the short end of the stick. I wish I could experience the ultimate medium and genre-busting experience, a work of art so postmodern and mindscrewy that it will completely change my outlook on reality itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vla1ne Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Granted, you go clinically insane and have delusions the rest of your life.I wish trix wasn't for kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaotic Angel Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Granted, but trix would end up being for kids anyway. I wish I was rudely awakened by a random phone call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 A car crashes into your house, surprisingly you are awoken only when his/her phone randomly rings. I wish for a wish that would wish for more wishes, while I wistfully wished for more wishing wishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil cucumber Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Granted, but you can only wish for more wishes for the rest of your life I wish i could fly on a pillow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Granted, but it only works when you are asleep. I wish the outlet in my room worked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeskipper Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Granted, it now works as an employee for a law firm. I wish I owned a working teleporter device. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaotic Angel Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Granted, but the teleporter takes you to a portable toilet where shit is hanging off outside of it. I wish music gigs didn't have to cost so much... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo. Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Granted, but now normal music will cost three times as much. I wish i could eat pancakes for dinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaotic Angel Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Granted, but got to eat rotten Sunday Roast instead. I wish I had something decent to watch this year... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vla1ne Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 granted, an idiot releases monkeys at the zoo who then proceed to throw fecal matter at you for my amusement.I wish I could create any food I wanted out of thin air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Flyer - Sakura Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 Granted, but it has 500% your recommended sodium, fat, cholesterol and sugar levels for the day. I wish that I was an expert in C programming (by extension, that'd help me code stuff for YGOPro/Lua, because that language is said to be easier) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 Granted, but this way all your paperwork and your programms are nothing more than uncomprehensible lines of "C"s. (and yes, Lua is easier, probably because it's more verbal.) I wih my hair would reach my as.....scending cuteness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vla1ne Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 granted, you go bald shortly after though.I wish there was an English copy of phantasy star portable 2 infinity for the ps vita. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaotic Angel Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 Granted, but when you play it, it is dubbed with a cast entirely by Jamaican people. I wish all the Anime games that we should normally have watched come out in the UK... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vla1ne Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 Granted, but when you play it, it is dubbed with a cast entirely by Jamaican people.Greatest. Corruption. Ever.also granted, but they cost 5x what they should.I wish I could control the power of electricity with no harm to myself or others unless I wanted to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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